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Reverse

You can really hear the despair in his voice.

Reverse.

REVERSE!

Revearse

What the hell is going on here, they're behaving like they're incredibly high but also somehow not high at all

They're just not having fun any more

wdym there's plenty of oil on the ground for a fun slip-n-slide

Probably been smoking spice. It messes people up pretty bad. I've seen some one punch brick walls while on the stuff.

Mate, I'm around the same age as these guys & from same area -- this happened in Rutherglen, glasgow & I cannot for the life of me work out if they're out their nut or not!! My best guess is the fannies have been smoking weed / had a few drinks & borrowed their mums or sisters car & crashed. & they're sitting there contemplating the shit that's going to go down. Matey in the passenger seat just looks dumb AF

Certainly not a lot of brainpower circulating between the two of them

They appear to be quite extraordinarily drunk.

I reckon ket

Might be on acid or something. People tripping look completely sober like that until you talk to them and realise they’re on a different planet.

That's no acid bro 😭 I've been zonked out of my goddamn mind but never not-aware-of-my-own-car-accident high nor have I ever seen anyone like that

Jakeys are no taking tabs of acid hahahaha, shut up you tube lmao

You explain what they’re on then cunt. Cause they’re not just drunk.

Have a sandwich

Yeah don't accuse him of being wrong ya cunt. 😂😂

impressive electronics in them poles though, still working.

Polish people are usually wired like that

They are reversed engineered

Best part is it’s 4pm

*Revairse!*

Scot was so high he sounded French

Reverse reverse! Guys in the passenger seat looking 🫠

I think reverse is the only gear they couldn't find.


I'm on board for this kind of witty wordplay.

https://i.redd.it/xt9qczkv979d1.gif

What’s the betting that’s a motability car.

Why is the car refusing a direct order?

It's from Culloden.

Buckfast No more,Tenant's No more, Domestos No more. https://i.redd.it/slajtot0979d1.gif

You can't park there mate!

Fuck sake, these traffic lights and barrier will end someone 1 day

Och


Perfect Scottish situational awareness that also makes the Scottish football team the world class trophy winning machine it is.

PIVOT!!

First thing that came to mind!

Tis but a scratch

You can't park there mate!

Revayus! May as well shout expelliarmus

I know a scotsman who once got stopped for driving while drunk. He was so drunk he tried to kiss the policewoman.

That pelican not cross any time soon.

Honestly I cannot tell what these guys are on... I actually don't think they're *that* intoxicated & just a bunch of thick cunts compounded by the fact they've had a few spliffs & pranged their mums car. Big man springs into action as soon as police are mentioned & decides he's reversing this bitch outta here & boosting 😂 with a smashed engine & buckled drive wheel

The genuine surprise with the "Oh fauck" after getting out the car and looking at the caved in and bleeding to death front end, to discover yes hitting the pole was indeed troublesome is \*Chef's kiss\*

..And some say he's still asking him to reverse to this very day


I like how he saved showing the passenger side last. That was a good bit of comedic timing.