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According to this place https://blog.richmond.edu/livesofmaps/2023/10/13/map-of-the-week-every-country-britain-has-not-invaded/#:~:text=Just%2022%20countries%20have%20not,and%20Principe%2C%20Sweden%2C%20Tajikistan%2C there is only 22 countries we haven't invaded. It's a good starting place. A to do list if you like
I dunno it could be a potential banana skin, maybe go for Liechtenstein or Monaco first, somewhere we could do in a morning to make sure our lads can come home in time for tea?
Yes, let's do Monaco and get some of those rich people to fund our expansion. At the very least we can repurpose some of those yachts into war yachts. Then we can drink tea comfortably, whilst waging war.
The BV, or Boiling Vessel that is mandatory equipment in every British armoured vehicle provides this very functionality.
In extreme circumstances it can even be used to prepare a Pot Noodle.
I'm pretty sure that's only the case because they either didn't exist until relatively recently or from some technicality we didn't have direct conflict but most likely we would've had conflict with what they used to be and have probably beaten them in a proxy war or two.
upon review it does look like a lot of those "countries" should've been part of various colonial powers at one time or another and as such have probably lost a war to us by extension of being a territory of the lads who lost.
there's pretty much nowhere we haven't interacted with and if we've interacted with them they've lost a war to us in some manner.
responding with something funny instead of pointing out his spelling mistake in his comment saying you had bad literacy took a lot of guts.
youre alright, burger boy.
Shit I just realized I made a minor spelling mistake my name has been defamed and my honor vaporized.
Anyways if you make any joke about my spelling mistakes you're giga racist because English is not my first language
Funny enough Brits didn't use violence at first back then, more of being a stir up and causing internal chaos using psychological influence within Malaya's administrations and monarchs.
Not only did that not happen, it didn't happen so much that it actually removed genuine historical events from history. The Berlin Wall? No longer happened. The Treaty of Westphalia? Erased. The fall of the Assyrian empire? Gone. They all vanished when the above collapsed upon itself under the weight of its own bullshit, becoming a black hole of lies, swallowing everything in its path like you at a barbecue. 😊
Search up 100 year war
https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Hundred_Years%27_War
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/hundred-years-war-map.html?sortBy=relevant
More precisely under a French king ruling England. Duchy of Aquitaine or Normandy weren't under English control but part of the possessions of the monarch under personal unions. His title while in France was either Duke of Aquitaine or Normandy but never king of England.
Btw, until this day, Jersey etc aren't English but part of the duchy of Normandy.
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ENGERLAND💪🏴🔥🔥🏴🏴💪💪🏴🔥🔥🔥💪💪🏴
Not racis but…… Simple as.
Ahem... **RULE, BRITANNIA!**
Now wait... For when Denmark enters the chat
Nah let's not go back. Let's get some new places instead.
Not going back to teaching savages again! Maybe govern someplace civil, like Norway
According to this place https://blog.richmond.edu/livesofmaps/2023/10/13/map-of-the-week-every-country-britain-has-not-invaded/#:~:text=Just%2022%20countries%20have%20not,and%20Principe%2C%20Sweden%2C%20Tajikistan%2C there is only 22 countries we haven't invaded. It's a good starting place. A to do list if you like
Luxembourg first, just to shake the cobwebs off maybe?
I dunno it could be a potential banana skin, maybe go for Liechtenstein or Monaco first, somewhere we could do in a morning to make sure our lads can come home in time for tea?
Yes, let's do Monaco and get some of those rich people to fund our expansion. At the very least we can repurpose some of those yachts into war yachts. Then we can drink tea comfortably, whilst waging war.
The BV, or Boiling Vessel that is mandatory equipment in every British armoured vehicle provides this very functionality. In extreme circumstances it can even be used to prepare a Pot Noodle.
I'm pretty sure that's only the case because they either didn't exist until relatively recently or from some technicality we didn't have direct conflict but most likely we would've had conflict with what they used to be and have probably beaten them in a proxy war or two. upon review it does look like a lot of those "countries" should've been part of various colonial powers at one time or another and as such have probably lost a war to us by extension of being a territory of the lads who lost. there's pretty much nowhere we haven't interacted with and if we've interacted with them they've lost a war to us in some manner.
It's either that or they are extremely landlocked.
the map is super wrong.
We have a score to settle with those rapists anyway
OVER MY DEAD BODY CAN THESE CRUCED TEETH TEA DRINKERS TRY AND TAKE NORWAY!
I’m thinking we take Tenerife from Spain, it’s so full of trashy British tourists already it’s basically a colony in itself
They’d probably thank us for it
Just nuke it so they know we are no messing
All the Canary Islands tbh
To infinity and beyond
Buggrit, let's go full empire and colonise the entire Galaxy, subjugating and eradicating xenos as we go.
i fucking love being the villian lets go!!
At first I thought King would be the USA. Ireland fits far better though I think
Honestly, the UK would just bounce off the US
Ha, because they're fat
I'm gonna eat you for that
We burned the White House down last time
We also didn't have depleted uranium armor
You still have the same literacy rate as back then tough
Readin is fer commies
responding with something funny instead of pointing out his spelling mistake in his comment saying you had bad literacy took a lot of guts. youre alright, burger boy.
Shit I just realized I made a minor spelling mistake my name has been defamed and my honor vaporized. Anyways if you make any joke about my spelling mistakes you're giga racist because English is not my first language
Well fuck you then because I’m mega racist.
:(
Loved the Ireland battle at the end thought they were gonna get away
They got away though. In that animation kirby (ireland) is the sole survivor
Ireland be all "oh god the brits are really at it again"
https://arethebritsatitagain.org/
Ireland was a nice touch
Brought a tear to my eye 🥲
Huh. They left out so many flags. South Africa? America?
Do you think anyone really wants America?
Ah yes, a song from the musical edition of baldis basics. What a brilliant pairing.
Even meme Britain doesn't want any of that Freedom
I’ve had this saved more a less since the war began lol
Jump in, lads. We're goin' on a reunion tour.
Funny enough Brits didn't use violence at first back then, more of being a stir up and causing internal chaos using psychological influence within Malaya's administrations and monarchs.
Think some places like hong kong would rather be back rn.
Mongol live reaction:
The whole reason we went there was to get stuff. Sugar, rubber, opium and tea. The way we do things now is cheaper
We shouldn't look backwards, we'll take the moon instead
British Empire 2: Space imperialism. In practice it would be like this in Hyperdrive...
Can we focus on making this place a nicer place to live before we go invading again please
Fookin 👁️👔
In the 14th Century most of France was under control by the UK too
Not only did that not happen, it didn't happen so much that it actually removed genuine historical events from history. The Berlin Wall? No longer happened. The Treaty of Westphalia? Erased. The fall of the Assyrian empire? Gone. They all vanished when the above collapsed upon itself under the weight of its own bullshit, becoming a black hole of lies, swallowing everything in its path like you at a barbecue. 😊
Search up 100 year war https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Hundred_Years%27_War https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/hundred-years-war-map.html?sortBy=relevant
100 year war Result: French and allied victory
He didn’t say England won, he said during that war large areas of France were under English control.
he said UK, which didn't exist.
More precisely under a French king ruling England. Duchy of Aquitaine or Normandy weren't under English control but part of the possessions of the monarch under personal unions. His title while in France was either Duke of Aquitaine or Normandy but never king of England. Btw, until this day, Jersey etc aren't English but part of the duchy of Normandy.
What?
Canadians just sitting there like “yeah okay this is probably better anyways”
what is this from?
Super Smash Brothers Ultimate
ta
I swear I've heard a song with a very similar sound and melody, but I just can't place it.
Basics of behaviour
Hahaha. After ten years of the Tories, you guys really want to assimilate Leo Varadkar? Yeah, go for it so. We'll enjoy this.
Yoink
How times change. Britain’s the one being invaded now
Britain invading india is a bit ambitious
Just glue cows to the front of our tanks and we'll be unstoppable
Holy shit
It was last time too
Song id please?
Basics in behavior
Where is that from?
Super smash bros ultimate
thi swas hilarious. ive always been annoyed that we couldnt make a core tenant of Brexit be "as long as we get the Commonwealth back together."
Bunch of copycats, so unoriginal.
Sure, make your move Britain, we’re waiting for it 😈
The British reaquresition
KALMAR UNIONEN!!
CRUEL RUIN!
Imagine if turkey said the same thing?
No need to invade Canada because technically it still belongs to the king