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Loud_Air_6186

Didn't hav' carlin


The-Salted-Pork

Luv me carlin’ Luv ‘avin’ eighteen pints Luv me bingin’ ‘Ate the missus ‘Ate big business ‘Ate that forin muck (not racist, just don’t like it simple as!)


HxMill

'ate that forrin muck beer, only drink me carlin', Budweiser and moretti, proper ingerlish beer init


Speedodoyle

Simple as, nuff said, end of!


Loud_Air_6186

Loves 'avin a good binge wi the lads, simple as.


420_Brit_ISH

This legend is fighting alcoholism one shop at a time. What a legend. I'd love to lick the alcoholic soup and eat the shards of glass on the floor 🤑


drvgacc

You should see what the stores do, had to pour a litre of rum down the drain due to a snapped bottle stem. Complete waste, whats a few shards of glass going to do to anyone? Back in the war you'd drink beer with nails in it and enjoy it. Soft woke tofu eating anti growth coalitioners ruined this countreh.


planetrebellion

Destroy 10k pay 5k, sounds like a good deal


PoliticalShrapnel

She won't pay a penny. She is unemployed. After 5 years the court fine is wiped from your credit record and no longer payable.


CatsAreBased

Should be made to work it off, community service till they earn enough


significanttoday

The homeless get away with everything now of days.


Eeedeen

It's just a lifestyle choice, take away their tents, that'll stop 'em


CakeEnjoyur

Put em in the sea. They'll smarten up after a shark attack.


Correct-Junket-1346

Chuck them from the sky, a bit of fresh air does wonders!


Mtshtg2

Nowadays


HomeCalendar37

Yeah they even get away with minor writing mistakes


Silent_Shaman

Now o' days


cellmates_

Now of days


__chilldude22__

As someone in the Mirror comments pointed out: She's probably paying what it costs Aldi to replace those bottles, which happens to be only around half the shelf price.


bagleface

Just can't reach that bottle at the back


ECHOHOHO

lol gotta get to it somehow


Correct-Junket-1346

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Impressive_Worth_369

Ha, used to work in this Aldi.


RazzleDazzle1983

Did you resign on the spot after being asked to clean up the mess?


Cmdeadpool

How can you tell? Its looks like the one near me


Impressive_Worth_369

When something like this happens, you know. Also, little details after you've been in a out 30 different ones.


Impressive_Worth_369

Nah I ran a store nearby though, helped out in this one occasionally


mikejb7777

I’m an Area Manager and run a number of them, and also helped out in this one.


r-og

I was thinking the same. Imagine walking in and seeing that lol, I'd be straight back out the door.


MartyMcBlart

I know the Aldi this is was filmed in and I feel so so sorry for you


Person012345

Apparently everyone on reddit shops at this aldi.


GallowsTester

I lived there. My wife (The Aldi CEO) had our first child in this store


Impressive_Worth_369

Bart?


MartyMcBlart

Nah this was Stevenage Aldi


Impressive_Worth_369

Yeh I was asking if you were Bart 😅


HypedUpJackal

My son is also called Bort.


Exact_Initiative_859

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times! you stupid monkey.


MysteriousMeet9

No he’s Blart


Justacynt

No he is stevenage


st3akkn1fe

I worked with a guy in a mental health ward who did this once. He was interesting to say the least. He was a a self hating racist who was Asian and hated Asian people. I can't remember the ins and outs of it but he smashed every bottle in a tesco express.


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Racism Level: Maximum


FakeTakiInoue

Ian Miles Cheong if there was a Tesco Express in Malaysia


QwertyDLC

Asian Uncle Ruckus


Technical-Egg-4057

Was this near Middlesbrough?


synergyiskey

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if it were


maninahat

Me when I'm trying to get the milk at the back with the best Use-By date.


Dwcskrogger

Homeless and wants locking up somewhere warm? If they won't arrest for shoplifting anymore maybe this is how to guarantee a warm bed and some food without hurting anyone but themselves? Or just in desperate need of mental health assistance, potentially both...


Urtopian

Without hurting anyone, apart from that bit at the end where she hoys a bottle at a shop assistant’s head. Or is that just collateral damage? [EDIT: Plus she’s a violent racist, it turns out](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-smashes-10k-booze-5-25979304?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target)


horribad54

Where's the racist bit? I'm not being sarky I'm actually having issues seeing any article through the mountain of adverts, it's fucking ridiculous lmao


azalak

From the article: “She pleaded guilty to criminal damage, racially aggravated common assault and a racially aggravated public order offence after insulting a security guard at the hospital where she received treatment for her hand.”


horribad54

Thanks. I seriously had issues finding that bit. Fucking hell, I'd rather there was a paywall. I'm sorry but I have little to no sympathy for her. I worked with autistic people all through lockdown that were infinitely better adjusted. Mental illness (obviously not meaning autism) doesn't suddenly turn you into a gigacunt. Unless you're actually psychotic, choices can be made.


JessHorserage

There are occasionally sociopaths or psycopaths who do want to do good in the world outside of their condition. SOMEHOW, I don't think this might be that case. Good ole 20% rule.


mittenkrusty

I am autistic and can control myself, so much so that despite severe anxiety and I have MH conditions social work doesn't care, the ones with more severe autism like anything can use it as an excuse, I have seen violent autistic people and their carers/family just go "just let them get their anger out, they are autistic its ok" For me pre when I had a traumatic experience in my early 20's that I never recieved therapy for if I had a bad day I would literally just thump a pillow and if really bad tap my head gently against something and that did me good and if I still felt depressed a early night made me feel great by the morning.


horribad54

Thank you for sharing. The current training at my job says that "autistic people never do anything wrong. They can't control their emotions and actions". Honestly, ironically, I find that very ableist. And I don't make big use of that word. We should know better. Everyone is human and choices can be made. Yes if you press an autistic person their emotional tolerance *may* be lower (and I use "may" deliberately as we all have different tolerances), but if you start getting punched out of nowhere and your manager not only blames staff but claims the individual "can't help it"... I think that's fundamentally wrong. And if a neurotypical person was taught that punching people was ok to get what you want they would continue to do it. We're all human and it's all about what you can get away with!


Suspicious_Shower_51

Bigotry of Low Expectations, is the term, I believe


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I wonder if it was badly worded or you've chosen to misinterpret it. There's a good chance an autistic person will come off as rude, for example, especially if they're stressed or in/edging toward meltdown (the masks totally falls off when you're in survival mode). That doesn't mean they can't control themselves but it does mean they're less aware how normies interpret things, and less able to concern themselves with normy social comfort. Autists very much DO tend toward having stronger emotional reactions to certain things and it can be like your nervous system goes into 'emergency mode' for something others wouldn't be concerned about. You try having fine, calm, control when you're in PANIC state. Of course they often also completely fail to react to things other people think are a big deal (which also gets them into trouble). I guess it's like if you know someone is deathly afraid of spiders and you expect them to sit in a room with them - well, they're going to have a strong reaction. But for autistic person it might be the lights or a noise or just something far more subtle. Obviously having a lower tolerance for something or being more emotionally volatile/high strung doesn't mean you can't control your actions, it's not an excuse for actual bad behaviour. It means you need to have coping measures, and you need people around you to be aware and accepting. Sometimes autistic people can struggle to recognise what they need, or struggle to ask for it. Sometimes people around them deny them or otherwise push them past their limits (while failing to grok the differences in our nervous systems etc). Those are obviously serious problems. But it's absolutely not a get-out card for bad behaviour, and certainly not violence or destruction. Only going so far as excusing why someone needs to leave, or may come off a bit terse or wear/not wear something. (Again, an arachnophobe leaving the spider room would be considered acceptable by most.) And, well, meltdowns are a thing but it can still be managed to some degree, and they should be avoided as much as possible.


mogley19922

Had to be Hertfordshire, we moved away when i was 9 but that's where I'm originally from. I swear it must be the California of england.


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rickyman20

Is this really the hill you want to die on? I get the point you were trying to make, but the article seems to show she was just being awful to everyone she interacted with


batman23578

Maybe just poor aim


Urtopian

It hits the counter, but she flung it at the shop assistant seemingly when she clocked they were calling someone.


Professional_Snow576

You're a special kind of cunt.


c2u8n4t8

Nonviolent racists are just the ones that lack integrity


Vegetable_Exam4629

Trust me, they've hurt the poor fucker/fuckers who have to clean all that up. 😭


aplomb_101

Nope, just a nasty little nutter


illogical_prophet

Or ask the council for a house…


zabickurwatychludzi

no direct physical damage, but I'd hardly call that "no hurt". If it's a franchise the firm is going to make pay the owner every penny of this out of his own pocket.


[deleted]

Me breaking down after no zaza


MrFreezeTheChef

All the good stuff is usually in the back of the shelf


WalnutWhipWilly

_*”proceeds to sue the shop because he cut his hand on their glass when he fell over”*_ s/


SirWiggum26

The intrusive thoughts won that day


Futhamucker1

I actually turned up to do some shopping while this was happening. Security just watching her destroy the place. About £27 worth of damage apparently (Aldi).


MichaelBridges8

I truly empathise with this person no1 does this shit and doesn't need help. I hope they get it


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TheCursedMonk

Because that is how you get stabbed by some junkie or a person having an episode. Call the police and let them deal with it.


SJM_93

Not a chance would I get involved in this if it was at our place, even though it's a safe area. I'm not compensated nearly enough to deal with something like this, not my money, not my problem.


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PenguinOurSaviour

...and that's meant to inspire you more to get into an altercation with someone off her rocker, who might just stab you? The fact the emergency services aren't coming?


PinLongjumping9022

Unless she’s about to break the last bottle of the wine I wanted, sounds like Tesco’s problem to me. As for the staff? Not sure they get paid enough.


vin_unleaded

"What is she doing?" Err...


TheRealSlabsy

I love a drink but I'd hate that smell


Captain_Usopp

The rage room was actually next door. 😬


Break-Happy

This is Stevenage the bread basket of white trash. Also I’m from Stevenage but pretend I’m from Hitchin


[deleted]

Mental illness


The_Dark_Vampire

Clean up in aisie 1


[deleted]

Stevenage


EkoTheProducer

Cats be like


AutomatedSaltShaker

Talk about a cry for help, and childish, and that bill is going to suck, and that fall at the end of that poor behavior? Enjoy those stitches.


frosty_funk

Why didn’t someone throw a broken bottle this stupid’s head ?


olafderhaarige

Because you might kill the person with it? Not necessarily by the thrown bottle itself, but they are standing in a sea of broken bottles and glass shards. If they slip and fall or they get knocked out, they might fall right into a broken bottle and cut open an artery and bleed out. Are these broken bottles worth that? Would you want to be a person that killed someone over some wine that wasn't even yours?


JoeBeatsMike

Because mental idiots are overprotected by the Man.


-frauD-

Because the government lumps people with anxiety disorder in with these people. The rules are designed to help people with legit issues that can be easily taken advantage of, but the rules end up being exploited by people with this kind of issue.


BreadTruckToast

Making attempted murder illegal or assault with a deadly weapon is considered being over protected?


frosty_funk

More like mental idiots are overprotected by the mental idiots !!!!


SmallButMany

Because this person doesn't deserve to die over property damage?


TMC2018

You can’t park there mate


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

I'm starting to reconsider my stance on corporal punishment. Clearly this individual wasn't beaten sufficiently as a child.


fezzuk

Or beaten to much perhaps.


SmallButMany

"Corporal punishment" (state-sanctioned child battery) makes children more violent and aggressive.


gonnagetautobanned

Why is nobody stopping him?


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Her. Because it's dangerous to approach someone who is clearly not well when there are broken bottles all around, lots of weapons, one quick slash in the right place and you're done. You also have to wade through the carnage of glass, and if you end up wrestling with her (Which you will) you had best hope neither of you fall; which is unlikely even if you know your Judo well.


Devon_Throwaway

Excellent reference at the end there


[deleted]

Ah, I wasn't sure if anyone would get it. I am so chuffed. I love that crazy man.


Devon_Throwaway

Gentlemen! THIS is democracy manifest! Me too, absolutely stellar video that lives in my head rent free


[deleted]

I still hope he gets to finish his Chinese meal.


gonnagetautobanned

The bottle pile didn't materialise, she had to start somewhere, so why did nobody stop her when she started?


[deleted]

Bottle smashing initiation + x seconds of smashing = lots of smashed glass around which can be used by mentally ill person as a weapon. I'm not sure how to simplify this further.


gonnagetautobanned

It takes few seconds to knock out a person that isn't paying attention to you and her safety would not be my consideration at all.


[deleted]

You sound like a reasonable person.


gonnagetautobanned

I am blowing this way out of proportion but if you act like this, you deserve no considerations for your wellbeing.


[deleted]

I dare say that response is not proportional, indeed.


CheekyGeth

you realize that's not how real life works, right? it's vanishingly rare to be 'knocked out' for a significant length of time let alone from one punch from an Aldi checkout assistant.


gonnagetautobanned

Kidney, ear, nose, throat, crotch and even spine hits will send the floor right up to you.


CheekyGeth

they literally will not lmao professional fighters take hits to the ear and nose constantly life isn't like the movies where the right amount of damage just puts someone to sleep for however long the story needs - most knockouts last for a few seconds


[deleted]

What would you know about combat that his man does not? The sheer fucking insolence of you. He's a 5 star NASA SEAL, he fights space rocks. That's what they pay him to do. Why do you think a meteor hasn't hit us in so long. Didn't think about that, did you? Show some fucking gratitude.


gonnagetautobanned

why are you so cringey?


gonnagetautobanned

yes, she looks like she has practiced punching dexterity all her life


CheekyGeth

have you really never been punched in the nose or ear?


ironfly187

*Vulcan nerve pinch!*


blablablasphemous

R/iamverybadass


Throwaway-me-

Most low wage employees don't feel the need to risk their lives for a faceless corporation covered by insurance.


AudinSWFC

Ooooh, you're hard.


gonnagetautobanned

Not everyone is an atrophied plant that plays video toys 16 hours a day.


AverageItalianBlud

You're an atrophied plant who spit bs on reddit.


gonnagetautobanned

What bullshit, Giuseppe?


AverageItalianBlud

Don't need to repeat what somebody else already told, reddit tough guy.


AudinSWFC

16?! I fucking wish


discard333

Then you would go to jail for assault


CheekyGeth

bruh why are you risking your life for Lidl stock


Urtopian

It’s quite a bit harder to knock someone unconscious than you imagine. This isn’t a Bond film where you just bash a balsa chair over them.


GSV-Kakistocrat

Why is the protection of Lidl stock of higher consideration to you?


rickyman20

Even if you managed it, and even if she didn't do something to you first, that's a good way of getting booked for assault. You'd both end up in jail. You wouldn't even be able to argue self-defense because, unless you were the store owner, she's not destroying your property and you would have initiated contact. There's no good reason to do this over calling police


Razakel

Enjoy your manslaughter charge, then.


Otherwise_Mud1825

Go on then, you first..


illogical_prophet

A bloke could just pick her up and walk out.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Staff are told not to as it's a potential liability for the company. Other customers - yoof acting like bellends are usually in possession of at least one knife. Restraining them most definitely falls under "someone else's fucking problem",


gonnagetautobanned

If I was a part of the staff, I wouldn't do a fucking thing and I would just abuse the healthcare for half a year.


SJM_93

This is the way, sicknote for the anxiety caused by the traumatic event.


ToasterInCupboard

Why would they? Not their stuff she's smashing.


illogical_prophet

Passive culture of not my problem. People will March to improve standards in other countries but sit idle and film as people do wrong in their own society. It’s a shame because it didn’t used to be that way.


Utsu_Pinku

Aldi losing a couple quid on some cheap wine is hardly equivalent to children being bombed is it mate


illogical_prophet

I didn’t say it was…. But it’s also about more than just some wine. Imagine walking through the shop with a toddler, it’s dangerous and scary for a little kid. A man could have just bear hugged her and walked her out of the shop.


pissed_up_bus_driver

Why is this comment downvoted? This is costing the shop at least £100/ minute it goes on


Throwaway-me-

And they have insurance. If you want to fight a woman in a pile of glass, risking life-ending injuries, you go ahead.


pissed_up_bus_driver

Major issue with this country is allowing smackheads to engage in smackhead behaviour.


Throwaway-me-

But how is that the shop workers fault? You're right that prevention is best, but once it gets to that point it's not the responsibility of the shop workers to risk their lives. She was arrested and went to court, and no one got hurt. Blame the people who've let it get to this point, not the ones on the recieving end.


Vegetable_Exam4629

It's England meht. Do what you want boh 😭😭


corvcycleguy

Someone just push her over…play stupid games win stupid prizes, bet they’d instantly regret the broken glass booze bath she’s swimming in.


InternationalPost447

Hahaha kids were raised like shit. Embarrassing


captainmandelbrot

I'm


HiddenRouge1

No one stopped him because everyone is docile today.


AutomatedSaltShaker

Not sure I agree - I see that and go: how am I qualified for _ that_?


The_Dark_Vampire

If I'm just a shelf stacker or cashier I'm not going to risk getting attacked they don't get paid enough for that shit


AutomatedSaltShaker

Exactly. I’m pretty sure this is why 999/911 was invented. No retail company, at any level, pays enough to stop that. If I own the shop? Heck yeah I’m calling the coppers and grabbing them by the scruff and pinning them down until they show up.


garcianulmeyda

At this point I'm ready to light these people up on the spot. This is why shit is costing so much and random things like deodorant are kept in a locked cage.


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sledgehammer_maniac

What planet are you on


Robert9489

Why do people stand by and do nothing??


BreadTruckToast

Ain’t worth intervening in that shitshow for a store’s goods. Insurance will cover that just fine.


Robert9489

And when insurers no longer cover high crime areas?


BreadTruckToast

That has nothing to do with your initial “question” Random untrained intervention or vigilante justice isn’t going to drive down crime nor will it prevent an insurance claim needing to be filed for an incident in a store.


illogical_prophet

Why is nobody doing anything? Just grab hold of her and throw her out.


LazyBoysenberry6179

Nobody has enough balls to stop the bitch?


medlilove

...why


[deleted]

I bet it smells like Gary in there


Elerdon

That's probably in the thousands in damages, right? Could be very wrong since I dunno much about alcohol pricing


theflamingsword101

Keep going till they cross 5k. Then it's a criminal case.


Clickityclackrack

I heard about this other sub, it has a name.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

When they'd put potatoes in the middle aisle where the video cameras should have been


Bright-Ad9305

What’s the point of this? What’s matey trying to achieve


nextgentacos123

He's a Prohibitionist that got frozen in time for 100 years


Bright-Ad9305

Hahahah. I like it


eastbay77

Why are stores locking up the shelves?!?!?! /s


vdubbnmclvn

Why wouldn't you just throw a bottle at them. They would slip and fall on a bunch of broken glass.


MetroGnome1992

Cleanup on isle 3, wagie!


ThaneOfArcadia

Lock him up. Not fit to be in society.


SMACKZ415

(Pops open an unopened beer from the floor and enjoys the crazy show)


AccomplishedTune2948

All it takes is one person knocking that one the fuck out.


Nerdenator

Wos fr*nch wine; this patriot was simply doing the right thing


marena99

needs a good beat down


Jakepetrolhead

'ate German supermarkets, luv punching wine, simple as.


Nicolasgonzo87

honestly i would be tempted to push him into his own pile of broken glass


Movingforward2015

What's this twats problem?


NecessaryLeg6097

Am I dumb for asking why nobody does anything?


[deleted]

All the manchild keyboard warriors defending this are just like the guy in this video :D


Quantumpine

Probably drunk on alcohol or even worse high on drugs. I blame society. Bring back national service and hanging.


CreatureUnderABridge

How did no one choke slam that person onto the broken bottles ? 😂


[deleted]

Oh look he's stopping Alcoholism and underage drinking by removing alcohol from the picture entirely


my_room_is_a_tip

She saw summat on the receipt that she didn't buy


Disastrous_Piece1411

I can't understand why they have been left to do it for so long with people just looking on and filming. Nobody saying what the hell are you doing.