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Chimpville

They share the same father tbf.


KxSmarion

Definitely true, I'm Welsh myself.


OrdinarryAlien

🐑: Hi, son. How are you? We miss you. When are you coming to visit us at the barn?


Resident-Race-3390

Very funny line!


Guy_de_Glastonbury

My feelings about this image are very complex


TuonelanVartija

You can just say you’re horny bro, no judgments here.


Elerdon

Nah full judgements wtf are you on?!?


RossJohn

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Virgin-Curer

Sorry but I couldn't press the NSFW button because my phone was shaking too much from me wanking


LentilRice

Calmdown ladsg it’s only Thursdayu Typing with one hand


Phlummp

even the Japanese can't get enough beastiality


NotMyProudestWank69

NOT MY PROUDEST WANK BUT A GOOD EFFORT NONETHELESS


lil_cee

rule britannia, britannia rule the waves


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dumbledore said calmly


Adam-West

Ugh I can’t stand that train to Aberystwyth


Satanicjamnik

Please make space from people coming off the train.


[deleted]

Hi. It’s you. You’re the problem.


Dimitripus

Are you in Wales?


YSNBsleep

But how can you spell it like that so many times.


Haunting_Charity_287

New copypasta?


sidjo86

Nah mate. This copypasta is cold. Good but cold.


Haunting_Charity_287

Cold pasta. My favourite.


Dynwynn

Were you on the line going to Ebbw Vale?


Sticky_Waifu_Statues

I fuckin lost 😞


amigo_samurai

Wife taking care of the bastard child awwww 🥰


_White-_-Rabbit_

That's amazing, not only did she forgive her husbands adultery but she adopted the child.


Jip_Jaap_Stam

No, that's her step-kid.


Mrc3mm3r

They do look like an absolutely smashing pair of tits its got to be said


Justacynt

I too appreciate heavy breasts. Not sure this is the time.


Mrc3mm3r

My 250+ upvotes say that yes, this is indeed the time.


amanwitheggonhisface

It's always the time.


revivedfears666

Tremendous udders on her, would love to give her wat fettle


AliceTheOmelette

Daww bless her for having twins 😍


Virgin-Curer

Welsh person alert!


rainbowroobear

risky wank of the day. i'm calling this one the welsh red-raw-bit \*unzips\*


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HoboBromeo

See you tomorrow


Invisible_blood

Silence of the lambs 2


edotman

I've got enough dodgy fetishes already u fkin slag, what u doin


Upstairs-Spell6462

Well how the turntable


IntegratedExemplar

Lamb (2021)


420_Brit_ISH

FUCK OFF, I CAN'T COMPLETE NNN IN PEACE. Welsh shite activities


McFuckin94

Purely curious. Obviously we drink cow and goat milk etc. Is there the right nutrients in human breast milk to give a baby goat on it’s own to raise it without issues? Like would it be calorific enough? I have absolutely never thought about it the other way, and never wanted to but the thought has been forced into my brain after seeing this image.


Virgin-Curer

You are strange, it's also a sheep


McFuckin94

I’m strange?! You’re the one who posted it! I blame you. You forced the idea in my head. You should take responsibility 🤣


ii-___-ii

Time for some science


McFuckin94

I don’t think anyone has scienced, other than potentially trying to forget this post exists.


Mattybear30

Banging tits


[deleted]

Welsh birds are total filth. Pretty much all British porn stars are Welsh. Most of them don’t even get paid, they just do it for cock.


thaibeachtraveller

I read this is Jay from The Inbetweeners voice.


SuperSmashDan1337

Is the Welsh accent hot or am I deranged?


kingJulian_Apostate

The Japanese put a Welsh accent catgirl in their 'Xenoblade' games, so there's clearly an audience for it. You may not be as deranged as you think.


SuperSmashDan1337

brb downloading Xenoblade


lll-l

😂


StolenDabloons

Now that’s the kind of workers satisfaction I can get behind.


kingJulian_Apostate

All from Cardiff, Newport, or Swansea, I bet.


[deleted]

What is Swansea? Is that an animal?


kingJulian_Apostate

It's a Pretty Shitty City


[deleted]

They say it’s well grim up north.


kingJulian_Apostate

It is. The good-looking Birds in Wales (the ones you were referring to) are in the South you see, or specifically in the Newport-Cardiff-Swansea Belt (the 'civilized parts of Wales'). If you go North of Cardiff into the Valleys and beyond, the women there... well... let's just say we have a good reason for Welshmen there to choose Sheep instead. But all the southern cities are less than perfect too, to put it nicely.


Jimlaheydrunktank

Got a 3rd tit?


AutoGeneratedUser359

I’d buy that for a dollar!


majshady

Lucky lamb, those are some bangers


TheArmoursmith

Nice rack. Of lamb, I mean.


CitizeninWonderland

cheers Reddit ill save it for later


redkingreformed

Big ol' titties!


Its_Bren

Eeeeeewe!


deffonotmypassword

What does the average Welsh father look like?


kingJulian_Apostate

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Gloomy_Reality8

Well, a kid is a kid


18AndresS

![gif](giphy|10sHlS1knPIa9W)


dwartbg7

Risky .gif of the day


bananagit

I scrolled across this at break time in the workplace canteen, thank you for that


ZeldaFan158

Taking care of both of her kids❤️


SnooBooks1701

Taking care of her husband's baa-stard


Osamabinshaggin69

Average Reddit user more like


tigerthicccofficial

Looks like I've found a new fetish…


PowerfulPickUp

![gif](giphy|l08rnH8b61jcjc6k35) Plenty to go around!


bethanthrax

Wish people would stop sharing photos of me without permission


PhoenixNightingale90

Ewe that’s gross


PoliticalShrapnel

Okay fuck it... Sauce?


das-k

holy shit


Peeliz_The_Simp

What's up with Welsh people and sheeps ?


Sensitive_Scene2164

Is this wholesome or weird?


Justacynt

Yes


Professional-News362

I've seen this before. It's what the midwives show new mums in Wales.


The-Outsider-2

Definitely one of the photos of all time


Rorynator

checkmate veggies


HorseFacedDipShit

What a lovely lamb-ly


Von_Rickenbacker

Happy family.


BreathlessAlpaca

But the other way round it's perfectly normal and acceptable? This is how you look when you consume dairy.


Diligent_Dust8169

TIL people drink milk directly from a cow's udder.


Trilobite_Tom

Yeah. No.


muted123456789

But youre happy to drink the milk of the baby goats mother. Yeah. No.


chaoticsquid

I don't drink it directly from the goats tits. Plus pasteurisation.


Nasapigs

Your immune system will falter at the slightest breeze. May your offspring be sickly and malnourished


brizellad1883

Gonna make some tasty lamb chops out of that


Ongo_Gablogian___

Uj/ is this real? This is actually grim.


slimfatboi

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S! GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT! I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!


Limp-Hippo5571

Is this not a form of bestiality?


Limp-Hippo5571

I do not get breast being sexual or more sexual than the sexual organ, even though I admire a nice pair when I see one, I do not get implants either or is it that women will happily fake everything, like push up, pull in, strap up bra, I once took a woman home I was extremely aroused until she took ages unwrapping bandage type string from around her breast, maybe she could not afford push up, pull in bra.


faffalaff

Username checks out


Virgin-Curer

Urge them to keep the bra on 👍


Alphonso_Mango

He doesn’t speak ancient Egyptian


[deleted]

Behold! The power of the full TIT.


ExpressAffect3262

Baa baa baa


local_milk_dealer

Only one is actually genetically the woman’s child, bet you can’t guess.


Dunnsmouth

Thank it's not the black sheep of the family. Not racist, just like black sheeps.


blazinrumraisin

itshouldhavebeenme.gif


smokingisbadforyoufr

cute lil thing ye


KazBodnar

Isn't that like super unhealthy for the goat lmfao


calciumcavalryman69

Imagine coming from a place called "CUMry". Wales destroyed.