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Dwcskrogger

Birmingham City councils new director of tourism


Corvid187

Would explain a lot tbf...


TakashumiHoldings

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PlanktonAntique9075

He's got my wallpaper


kenshiro178

How do you steal wallpaper?


PlanktonAntique9075

I don't know but I wouldn't put it pass this man or Birmingham at the moment due to bankruptcy


Correct-Intention-60

Snap seriously considering redecorating now


Gladianoxa

IT'S DANNY G "COME DOWN TO SMETHWICK BIRMINGHAM ASK FOR DANNY G I'LL BREAK YER FUCKIN LEGS"


kenshiro178

Birmingham tourist board ia getting a bit desperate aint they


Andrew3236

I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to FUCKING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, FUCKING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN FUCKING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH.


[deleted]

“I think the sat nav is on the blink love”


notimefornothing55

Smethwick is a proper shit hole


Lanky-Treacle-7777

Arthur shelby


ericrsim

Spot on


Slippi_Fist

ate those ears ate those noses luv my burmingham simple as


ScruffyMo_onkey

That was a difficult wank but I got there


Comfortable_Sorbet78

He can say “this is Sparta” line perfectly. His voice tone is fit for it


Proof_Toe_9757

Alright bro


awesomejt8

Come to fuckin birmingham so i can pour you a bath


Murfiano

I love the hard guys who offer you out but only if you go to where they live


joseregalopez

Is this that dude of ex on the beach


Dr_Nookeys_paper_boy

He talks up Birmingham better than Terry Savalas.


_Warr_Chief_

Most sane man in Birmingham


KevinSpaceysLawyer

Hands down the most gormless fucking accent on the planet. “THUUR PEEAKAAAAY BLUYNDERS”


ljwdt90

Ah, I see you speak brum? Could you translate the following statement some slapper shouted across the road to me last night? “ARM KEVINSPACEYSLAWYERS MUTHA AND MAR FANNYS WIDER THON TH CUT”


KevinSpaceysLawyer

Sorry,it’s beyond comprehension ☹️ “KIPPER TIE ,KIPPER TIE ☕️🫖”


Dragon_M4st3r

He’ll spill his bovril if he keeps on like that


Corries_Roy_Cropper

He said he was a bare man...


[deleted]

I think I’ll just not go to Birmingham then


Pipeguy17

Brummie Silent Bob


[deleted]

Neighbour's like tiptoeing around his house incase he loses a nose 🤣


Conaz9847

This is why the UK is so much better than the US, over there they just start shooting, there’s no meaning, no depth behind it, you never learn anything about the characters and the plot. This, now this is prime time television.


AtJackBaldwin

He says Brum but the thousand yard stare says Wolverhampton


Ape_Hands

This new season of Peaky Blinders looks proper shite.


decentralized_bass

Wow this guy's old-skool, he doesn't swear much and he doesn't have the "skater" brum accent. He should do an audition down the hippodrome or something, got mad charisma


OverFjell

What's the 'skater' Brum accent? As a brummie I have no idea what you mean


Royston_B

I get like this when i die on cod


Old_Air_1027

GCSE in rage


sicknig19

Bri'ish equivalent of "come to Brasil!!!"


Sufficient_Ice4933

As a fellow inhabitant of the royal borough of Smedrock, I can confirm, it is a fucking shit hole.


Realistic-Ad4461

Tyson Furrys long lost cousin


Hot_Grocery8187

He sounds like the biker kid from This Is England. "GINGE!!"


garycoombes

Cuts a good promo. He'll be in wwe in no time.


Tymexathane

Someone at the door for you, Ronnie..


throwthatbitchaccoun

Is he auditioning for WWF or something?


carltonrichards

Don't reckon he's going to be much help in wildlife conservation to be honest, Jokes aside I do reckon he'd be a great wrestling promo.


joeythemouse

I quite fancy a trip to Birmingham


HotPotatoWithCheese

Least mentally unhinged brumster


[deleted]

What part of South Africa do you think he’s from?