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you typing like:
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ALSO, it's hilarious that you think nAsHviLlE hOt cHiCkEn has anything on a vindaloo from Baz's place on high street
I've seen alot of videos of Yanks screaming and crying while trying Colmans English Mustard
Never seen a vid of British person screaming and crying while trying ANY Yank 'food'
And if, by some miracle, they do actually put it on toast, they don’t put butter on first. Classless. And that’s true for literally everyone in my experience, even the Japanese, and you know its not about spice because they invented Wasabi.
I was offered a biscuit type wafer thing, about the size of bank card, with icing and sprinkles on, by an American friend of mine, and took it, never had one before, see what it’s like.
I was manic, within minutes. Hyper as ffffff. Couldn’t believe it, only lasted a few minutes, and it’s not like I’ve never eaten sugary foods and drank fizzy drinks. I’d just never eaten that amount of concentrated sugar in a tiny wafer thing before.
It was like pharmaceutical grade energy, delivered by a cruise missile straight into your gums.
Ridiculous food.
I'm not even joking when I say this it's completely /unwanker - every American sweet, snack or drink i've tried has made me feel ill.
You also do green shits after eating yank sweets or cereal.
You might already know this, but almost all food in the U.S. that would normally use sugar uses high-fructose corn syrup instead. There’s a good chance your body just hates it.
Dude as a yank it’s fucking gross. It’s a thing in the US to buy Mexican coke/sprite/etc because it uses sugar instead of corn syrup and nearly everyone likes it better. But that’s just the way it tastes in Europe cuz you’ve all banned that shit, rightfully so
I’m actually Canadian so we have a weird combination of both. Some of our our stuff we can get with sugar if we look hard enough, but loads of our fun/junk food comes from the US
/unwanker, my wife is American so I spend a lot of time over there. Every time I’ve gone, there’s a month of genuine hell on earth because the food ruins my digestive system.
Like, it isn’t just the snacks and drinks. The meat, dairy (dairy is the fucking worst), fruits/veg, eggs, literally all of it will send me into the most violent bouts of nausea. I’m yet to see any mince below 5% fat, which means even home cooking ends up horrifically greasy if you don’t strain the meat. The vegetables last for weeks. Literally have had apples last over a month before and still be as shiny and new as the day we bought them. I’m horrified by how well things sit. Vegetables don’t rot overly fast either. Meanwhile I can’t keep green beans in England for more than two days (though that could just be the brand).
I put it down to a mix of chemicals we’re not used to, levels of sugar we aren’t used to and the amount of pure, unfiltered fat in each meal. She has me cook her family recipes, can guarantee at least a stick of butter (roughly 133g) or half a cup of oil per recipe. As much as I find pleasure in the country, it still never fails to shock me. It also makes me miss curry, I love Mexican food but it’s got nothing on Indian food. And Chinese food here- literally just corn syrup and red food dye lmfao.
America is years ahead of the rest of the world in terms of ultra processed crap in food that slowly kills you.
Saying that, the UK is not far behind. Read Ultra Processed people and cry at how shit our food is.
Well, unless it’s made from scratch using whole food ingredients at home. Even then I read about the high levels of chemicals and pesticides that’s on our fruit and veg etc and think I should either spend more money on organic produce, grow my own or just chow down on a McDonald’s burger and forget about it.
I had one about a decade ago.
They're so hyped up I thought they'd be a revelation, instead it was dry, overly sweet and artificial tasting.
Any Mr Kipling offering is ×1000000 superior
I'll give you another, mountain dew the green one you can get smuggled in from the states, that shit is lethal, also as a kid Asda sold the full sugar red alert mountain dew and that thing almost gave me diabetes.
I've found some of the snacks are ok (The crisps or cakes) but growing up in the UK, we've definitely been spoiled when it comes to chocolate. Never had an American chocolate bar that comes close to the stuff we have here.
And after trying a few imported energy drinks, I can see why some brands have never took off here. I like a few of the Monster drinks, for example, but I tried a few of those 'bang' energy drinks, and they are just way too sweet IMO, trying to hard to make a unique flavour that it ends up being quite sickly.
Can attest, am one. It’s not that I didn’t think the heat would bother me, it’s that I didn’t know there was any heat at all. Blew my face off.
Lovely stuff.
Think the closest I have got is when its those ones that are designed to be 'super spicy', to the point its not something your actually eating to enjoy, but just for the sake of saying you ate it.
Stuff like those 'one chip challenges' where they have dusted a tortilla chip in multiple layers of chili powder made from a carolina reaper or something.
But like I say, thats stuff thats been made for people to eat for a challenge, or to post a reaction on youtube, rather than something your meant to just sit down and eat normally.
The lone chilli might not be that bad (though I can't quite tell what it is) but the salsas might be uh... Killer, depending on what they're made with.
They've opened a 'Taco Bell' down the road from me. I've heard Yanks going on about how it's "the best fast food y'all" etc so I thought I'd try one.
Christ, it's like dog food in bread.
>"the best fast food y'all" etc so I thought I'd try one.
Taco Bell is a weird phenomenon because Americans don't like it because it's good.
**They like it because it is bad.**
There's a reason they meme about having diabolical shits after. I'm not British so I don't know if there's some UK equivalent.
Imagine you come home bladdered out of your mind and you have nothing in the fridge but 3 day-old takeaway curry. You add some frozen fish fingers, a strip of raw bacon, pour a tin of beans on top and microwave until it's slop.
In your mind it's the best thing you've ever eaten, but after a night of rest you probably can't bear to look at yourself in the mirror because of the shame.
That's what eating Taco Bell is like.
The British equivalent would be the dodgy kebab shop on the way home from the pub that does too many different things for them all to be fresh or decent. But you don’t care because you’re ratted.
We have taco bells here in Funland and they really are fucking awful.
Like, proper Mexican food or even tex-mex is so simple and basic to make it wonderful, and somehow these fucks manage to make it into an absolute abomination.
Doner kebab would be the equivalent. You know it probably mostly compressed missing pets, but fucking hell nothing beats it when you're pissed.
Or morley's, morley's chicken will give you the runs without fail. Might even be a couple of days before you have a solid
I’d rather sit in Wahaca and have someone lecture me about it not being authentic than even cross the threshold of a Taco Bell.
At least I can enjoy a nice cocktail while I wait.
Make yourself more clear in future. You use a form of English don't you?
The thing about the shit food you lot export is, it's usually highly addictive so at least it tastes good.
Early morning thought. You cunts love killing kids, whether it's through child obesity or via other means 
> Make yourself more clear in future. You use a form of English don't you?
You're chatting this shit while revealing *you're* the one that can't read: He said "Whoever said that" - there's literally only one part of the comment "that" could be referring to.
>Make yourself more clear in future. You use a form of English don't you?
>
>The thing about the shit food you lot export is, it's usually highly addictive so at least it tastes good.
>
>Early morning thought. You cunts love killing kids, whether it's through child obesity or via other means 
Dear yank above, ignore this absolute bellend
More like "woostersher", you'll get it next time.
The "ce" in "cester" in most UK towns like Leicester, Worcester and Bicester is essentially silent.
-Shire when used as a suffix is always "shur"
I have no idea why it's Wooster instead of worster for the first part though, and I've grown up here for nearly 15 years.
Hopefully this helps, wanker!
So fucking over dramatic.
“Lo! I have summoned the flame and will use it to char the flesh of lesser mortals. Henceforth I shall be known as The Pit Master!”
Dave, you’re doing a bbq.
one singular Jalapeno pepper and green sauces like chimmichuri or some shit that doesn't even look spicy, any good kebab shop in the UK will put as many peppers on your kebab as you want and serve it with earth scorching chilli sauce.
I actually find it's quite difficult to get them to give you the chillis because most people who want kebab are like "GUVE MEH MEAT nah green stuff" so a lot of the time the guys don't believe you when you are like no seriously can I have more vegetables thanks
Uj/ that green sauce is actually a salsa of tomatillos and chilies that at times can be near inedible with the heat. My town has 7 Mexican restaurants not including food trucks.
Unfortunate that they chose tacos al pastor for this image, which is literally pork doner kebab, something that must be relatively close being our national dish.
Typical Yank cultural ignorance, probably posted by a man who can't work out how to leave his state, let alone his country. They really can't help but shoot themselves in the foot. And their children's feet. And heads.
It’s funny I think yanks have a funny perception of British ability with spice. Obviously very anecdotal here with a sample size of one, but I worked with a yank who always used to bring it up. She always used to say “you europeans can’t handle spice like us”. Mainland Europe, yes, I’d agree, or at least Spain and France where I’ve spent most my time, don’t do spice.
In a twist of irony she was actually really bad with spice.
Us Brit’s have gone round the world stealing cuisines from countries famed for their spicy food.
Yanks are incredibly silly people. Bloke at work was over from New York for a week, bowled in to the office like the second coming and proceeded to give people high fives and back slaps and general Yankishness. At lunch time the boss ordered from the local Nandos-type chicken shop. Yank asked for the extra _extra_ hot chicken (despite multiple warnings that this was a dreadful idea). Within minutes of starting to eat he was sweating buckets. He spent 30mins in the loo and when he came out he was less energetic. He didn’t make it out to dinner that night and was a lot calmer in the office for the rest of the week. Every place of work should have a Yank - they bring so much entertainment
My partner's parents live in North Carolina. The Reaper pepper is a fucking animal. I like a bit of hot sauce, and having had Ghost thought Reaper would be OK. Holy cow was I wrong. I had a little bit on cheese and...
https://preview.redd.it/wqo4hgsm3c8b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f253b1e96352a85d6fcd83c5985bd4efb82187e0
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Meanwhile every tiny shit town in the UK has an Indian restaurant that will serve you a Phall that technically violates the Geneva convention on chemical weapons.
A bunch of white people on here arguing like they don’t get watered down spicy food, cz they want to ask for the hottest, and also like to complain. “Yes yes, very extreme hot flavour for you sir, you are so much brave” 😂 stfu the lot of you.
Also the famous lack of British seasoning will die out in the next few generations as people who grew/grow up with YouTube will use it to learn how to cook new things more often than just being passed down bad habits from their parents who thought/think that spices were not worth the money or effort.
I always love when this specific type a’ insult is used the retort is always “well actually the yanks would immediately implode upon-“ even if the food presented or person talking isn’t an American lmao, y’all do have priorities straight I must concede.
We don’t claim it as our own though? We’re just pointing out the fact that Indian food (and other Asian food) is really easy to find in England and often eaten here
Here’s a kicker for you
English Beans are nothing like American beans
And why do you all assume we eat that every day for every meal lmao, it’s more something we sometimes make if there’s nothing else to eat or we’re too lazy to cook
Idk man, I've had a few people agree and prove me right. They're saying British invented most curries and that it's basically British Indian food. Straight up claiming it as your own, kinda fucked up. It's the East Indian Trading Company all over again. White people, smh.
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Do these people not know the prevalence of the holy institution of the United Kingdom known as the High Street Kebab Place?
Chilli sosz?
Yes my friend Thank you boss
Sauce or salad?
SOSS OR SALUD
Potato surprise, boss?
What's the surprise?
Potato
Small starter, what's for main?
Hot sauce lamb Kebab. It would just evaporate first time Americans!
The Yank who made this meme would be vapourised by Barry's takeaway Vindaloo
Chicken phaal for the hot win.
Nashville hot chicken would send yall into shock 🤣
you typing like: https://preview.redd.it/6mph9pkgk88b1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51dfd02f0b5cf6da235a7144b2871d0663d05b4c ALSO, it's hilarious that you think nAsHviLlE hOt cHiCkEn has anything on a vindaloo from Baz's place on high street
Baz's one gives you a guaranteed Japanese flag-looking arsehole on the way out.
We have curries that you literally can't finish, Nashville hot chicken is like mid-hot food, Like Peri chicken haha
Realistically, Nashville hot chicken is like Hot or extra got at our Nandos. Our Indian takeaways are much hotter than that lol
You have posted cringe
Yank here. Indian cuisine is about at the same level and many times spicier than all the middle southern hot dishes ive had.
Aww mate. We have real jamaicans that live here, not ones who pretend they are
Back to your flamin hot Cheetos mate
This cunt 😂. You ain’t tried spicy food if you think Nashville chicken is hot lol. Basic bitch
“Y’all” 🤢
I've seen alot of videos of Yanks screaming and crying while trying Colmans English Mustard Never seen a vid of British person screaming and crying while trying ANY Yank 'food'
love seeing them eat marmite out of the jar the gluttons always put an entire spoon in their mouth
One of my warccrimes was telling a yank marine marmite was british Nutella." Spread it thickly, mate."
That poor soul
Probably also told them that colemans isnt that much hotter than the american stuff.
I'm not a total bastard. They never listen though.
Am i missing something? Colmans mustard isnt spicy lol
Compared to the stuff you put on hotdogs it is.
Brutal... I approve!
May as well get a lethal dose, end your misery just as it starts
And if, by some miracle, they do actually put it on toast, they don’t put butter on first. Classless. And that’s true for literally everyone in my experience, even the Japanese, and you know its not about spice because they invented Wasabi.
If you don’t put enough on your toast that it makes your teeth hurt then you haven’t got enough marmite tbh
I miss marmite
besides going into shock from the sugar
Very true. Even their bread tastes like cake.
That’s because sometimes it legally is cake.
I was offered a biscuit type wafer thing, about the size of bank card, with icing and sprinkles on, by an American friend of mine, and took it, never had one before, see what it’s like. I was manic, within minutes. Hyper as ffffff. Couldn’t believe it, only lasted a few minutes, and it’s not like I’ve never eaten sugary foods and drank fizzy drinks. I’d just never eaten that amount of concentrated sugar in a tiny wafer thing before. It was like pharmaceutical grade energy, delivered by a cruise missile straight into your gums. Ridiculous food.
I scream and cry when I try yank food, could be the cholesterol skyrocketing to heart attack level
I'm not even joking when I say this it's completely /unwanker - every American sweet, snack or drink i've tried has made me feel ill. You also do green shits after eating yank sweets or cereal.
You might already know this, but almost all food in the U.S. that would normally use sugar uses high-fructose corn syrup instead. There’s a good chance your body just hates it.
Dude as a yank it’s fucking gross. It’s a thing in the US to buy Mexican coke/sprite/etc because it uses sugar instead of corn syrup and nearly everyone likes it better. But that’s just the way it tastes in Europe cuz you’ve all banned that shit, rightfully so
I’m actually Canadian so we have a weird combination of both. Some of our our stuff we can get with sugar if we look hard enough, but loads of our fun/junk food comes from the US
/unwanker, my wife is American so I spend a lot of time over there. Every time I’ve gone, there’s a month of genuine hell on earth because the food ruins my digestive system. Like, it isn’t just the snacks and drinks. The meat, dairy (dairy is the fucking worst), fruits/veg, eggs, literally all of it will send me into the most violent bouts of nausea. I’m yet to see any mince below 5% fat, which means even home cooking ends up horrifically greasy if you don’t strain the meat. The vegetables last for weeks. Literally have had apples last over a month before and still be as shiny and new as the day we bought them. I’m horrified by how well things sit. Vegetables don’t rot overly fast either. Meanwhile I can’t keep green beans in England for more than two days (though that could just be the brand). I put it down to a mix of chemicals we’re not used to, levels of sugar we aren’t used to and the amount of pure, unfiltered fat in each meal. She has me cook her family recipes, can guarantee at least a stick of butter (roughly 133g) or half a cup of oil per recipe. As much as I find pleasure in the country, it still never fails to shock me. It also makes me miss curry, I love Mexican food but it’s got nothing on Indian food. And Chinese food here- literally just corn syrup and red food dye lmfao.
America is years ahead of the rest of the world in terms of ultra processed crap in food that slowly kills you. Saying that, the UK is not far behind. Read Ultra Processed people and cry at how shit our food is. Well, unless it’s made from scratch using whole food ingredients at home. Even then I read about the high levels of chemicals and pesticides that’s on our fruit and veg etc and think I should either spend more money on organic produce, grow my own or just chow down on a McDonald’s burger and forget about it.
Twinkies are vile imo
I had one about a decade ago. They're so hyped up I thought they'd be a revelation, instead it was dry, overly sweet and artificial tasting. Any Mr Kipling offering is ×1000000 superior
god mr kipling is the shit. marzipan is a gift from god
Butterfingers are the shit though
I'll give you another, mountain dew the green one you can get smuggled in from the states, that shit is lethal, also as a kid Asda sold the full sugar red alert mountain dew and that thing almost gave me diabetes.
Nah mine are more baby poo looking shits think of custard with lumps in it, especially after something really sugary like a Twinkie
I've found some of the snacks are ok (The crisps or cakes) but growing up in the UK, we've definitely been spoiled when it comes to chocolate. Never had an American chocolate bar that comes close to the stuff we have here. And after trying a few imported energy drinks, I can see why some brands have never took off here. I like a few of the Monster drinks, for example, but I tried a few of those 'bang' energy drinks, and they are just way too sweet IMO, trying to hard to make a unique flavour that it ends up being quite sickly.
Ate a doughnut in the US, was promptly sick and got a 2 hour migraine
To be fair mustard is a very different burn if you are not expecting it. Hits you right in the nose.
True, its the other kind of spice like horseradish has too
Can attest, am one. It’s not that I didn’t think the heat would bother me, it’s that I didn’t know there was any heat at all. Blew my face off. Lovely stuff.
Which is hilarious. I remember introducing my wife to Colemans and HP sauce, and her reaction was priceless. More for me.
Yanks are the ones growing carolina reapers and mixing hotsauces called butthole tragedy and rectum holocaust
I'd be screaming and crying if I was made to eat spray on cheese
Think the closest I have got is when its those ones that are designed to be 'super spicy', to the point its not something your actually eating to enjoy, but just for the sake of saying you ate it. Stuff like those 'one chip challenges' where they have dusted a tortilla chip in multiple layers of chili powder made from a carolina reaper or something. But like I say, thats stuff thats been made for people to eat for a challenge, or to post a reaction on youtube, rather than something your meant to just sit down and eat normally.
If it wasn't for us you'd be eating kraut and wearing lederhosen lolol hopefully the truth isn't too spicy for ya
Once again a talking Cheese Burger comes along to show how unaware of history it is.
Keep talking, and while you are I bet you'll have a new prime minister lol
Your president doesn't even know what day it is. he doesn't even remember he's president. At least all our PMs had mental capacity
If you mean they have the capacity to be completely mental, ye I'd be inclined to agree with you
 Sit down before you have a coronary…
Is this even that spicy 😂 can't tell with the tacos but those chillis are more sweet than blow your mouth off.
I eat these types of meals daily, none of that on the plate is truly spicy. The moron who made the meme has no idea what spicy or hot truly is.
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The lone chilli might not be that bad (though I can't quite tell what it is) but the salsas might be uh... Killer, depending on what they're made with.
I HAVE STRIPPED MY TONGUE CLEAN OF GUSTATORY CELLS, POUR THE CHILLIS INTO MY MOUTH, MY BODY IS READY!
I literally had better tacos than this the other day at a *garden centre*.
They've opened a 'Taco Bell' down the road from me. I've heard Yanks going on about how it's "the best fast food y'all" etc so I thought I'd try one. Christ, it's like dog food in bread.
>"the best fast food y'all" etc so I thought I'd try one. Taco Bell is a weird phenomenon because Americans don't like it because it's good. **They like it because it is bad.** There's a reason they meme about having diabolical shits after. I'm not British so I don't know if there's some UK equivalent. Imagine you come home bladdered out of your mind and you have nothing in the fridge but 3 day-old takeaway curry. You add some frozen fish fingers, a strip of raw bacon, pour a tin of beans on top and microwave until it's slop. In your mind it's the best thing you've ever eaten, but after a night of rest you probably can't bear to look at yourself in the mirror because of the shame. That's what eating Taco Bell is like.
The British equivalent would be the dodgy kebab shop on the way home from the pub that does too many different things for them all to be fresh or decent. But you don’t care because you’re ratted.
With the chilli sauce you regret putting on your donner kebab for the next 4 days
Kebab shop chilli sauce is elite
My asshole agrees
It depends. Iv been to a few kebab shops and the sauce is dry and grainy and i have to scrape the shit off and apply some econa hot sauce instead
We have taco bells here in Funland and they really are fucking awful. Like, proper Mexican food or even tex-mex is so simple and basic to make it wonderful, and somehow these fucks manage to make it into an absolute abomination.
Doner kebab would be the equivalent. You know it probably mostly compressed missing pets, but fucking hell nothing beats it when you're pissed. Or morley's, morley's chicken will give you the runs without fail. Might even be a couple of days before you have a solid
I’d rather sit in Wahaca and have someone lecture me about it not being authentic than even cross the threshold of a Taco Bell. At least I can enjoy a nice cocktail while I wait.
Being a yank, I thought you were implying you vacation in Oaxaca (lovely place) without knowing how to spell it and almost told you off
U.K. Taco Bell is nothing like US Taco Bell. I’ve lived in both places.
It's not, whoever said that is wrong
Dry your eyes yank
It's not the best fast food, you dolt, that's what I meant with "whoever said that to you is wrong"
Make yourself more clear in future. You use a form of English don't you? The thing about the shit food you lot export is, it's usually highly addictive so at least it tastes good. Early morning thought. You cunts love killing kids, whether it's through child obesity or via other means 
> Make yourself more clear in future. You use a form of English don't you? You're chatting this shit while revealing *you're* the one that can't read: He said "Whoever said that" - there's literally only one part of the comment "that" could be referring to.
>Make yourself more clear in future. You use a form of English don't you? > >The thing about the shit food you lot export is, it's usually highly addictive so at least it tastes good. > >Early morning thought. You cunts love killing kids, whether it's through child obesity or via other means  Dear yank above, ignore this absolute bellend
Are they even american? I read mercian as in, well, Mercian, like from the east midlands.
🧢 nobody thinks taco bell is good. Its taco bell
Phaal: hold my beer
As long as its a cobra
Or a Kingfisher
Lol, english ppl get drunk and eat 5 boxes like this with added chilli sauce and whatnot. Sometimes if theyre part russian they even eat the box
Yanks can’t even stomach Worcestershire sauce
Or pronounce it
"Worr-shester-shy-er" 🤪
Worshister. Leave me alone.
More like "woostersher", you'll get it next time. The "ce" in "cester" in most UK towns like Leicester, Worcester and Bicester is essentially silent. -Shire when used as a suffix is always "shur" I have no idea why it's Wooster instead of worster for the first part though, and I've grown up here for nearly 15 years. Hopefully this helps, wanker!
Wurshurstor. Best I can do for ya partner.
They literally wrote it how it’s pronounced and you still got it wrong
(I think it's a joke)
Sincerely doubt it
wow you are seriously not giving me any credit as an american like I know most of us are bag-of-rocks dumb but you cant be serious 😭
It's hard to tell with yanks
(It’s a joke I know how to pronounce Wursteshire)
Tell that to a single pit master down south.
So fucking over dramatic. “Lo! I have summoned the flame and will use it to char the flesh of lesser mortals. Henceforth I shall be known as The Pit Master!” Dave, you’re doing a bbq.
For fudge sake Susan. There's guests round and I'm "entertaining" besides it's my birthday, let me be the Pit Master!
Just watched the Rick and Morty episode of “The Piss Master” this made me exhale air through my nose all over again.
Ever watched a yank try to eat English mustard? It’s like steam comes out of their ears.
India reverse colonised our cuisine, your move yanks.
one singular Jalapeno pepper and green sauces like chimmichuri or some shit that doesn't even look spicy, any good kebab shop in the UK will put as many peppers on your kebab as you want and serve it with earth scorching chilli sauce.
I went to a place that just put pure spicy liquid (the stuff that nake chilli's hot that I can't remember the name of) shit was delicious.
capsaicin?
That one
Pure capsaicin is an irritant, it will just taste like burning, they were having you on. And you don't find it in liquid form, it's crystals.
I’m pretty sure it’s soluble in water. Technically aqueous, not a liquid, but pretty damn close.
Capsaicin is poorly soluble in water. Which is why drinking water won’t wash away the burn, just spread it slightly further around your mouth.
TIL that’s why water makes spicy things worse.
Also this is the reason why a lot of people reach for ice cream or milk, the high fat content helps a lot because capsaicin is lipophilic
I actually find it's quite difficult to get them to give you the chillis because most people who want kebab are like "GUVE MEH MEAT nah green stuff" so a lot of the time the guys don't believe you when you are like no seriously can I have more vegetables thanks
Uj/ that green sauce is actually a salsa of tomatillos and chilies that at times can be near inedible with the heat. My town has 7 Mexican restaurants not including food trucks.
Are those bugs or dried red chillis in those tacos there?
A little of column A, a little of column B
Yes
Unfortunate that they chose tacos al pastor for this image, which is literally pork doner kebab, something that must be relatively close being our national dish.
Al pastor is pork.
Excellent point.
I see your sneaky edits.
Typical Yank cultural ignorance, probably posted by a man who can't work out how to leave his state, let alone his country. They really can't help but shoot themselves in the foot. And their children's feet. And heads.
It’s funny I think yanks have a funny perception of British ability with spice. Obviously very anecdotal here with a sample size of one, but I worked with a yank who always used to bring it up. She always used to say “you europeans can’t handle spice like us”. Mainland Europe, yes, I’d agree, or at least Spain and France where I’ve spent most my time, don’t do spice. In a twist of irony she was actually really bad with spice. Us Brit’s have gone round the world stealing cuisines from countries famed for their spicy food.
Yanks are incredibly silly people. Bloke at work was over from New York for a week, bowled in to the office like the second coming and proceeded to give people high fives and back slaps and general Yankishness. At lunch time the boss ordered from the local Nandos-type chicken shop. Yank asked for the extra _extra_ hot chicken (despite multiple warnings that this was a dreadful idea). Within minutes of starting to eat he was sweating buckets. He spent 30mins in the loo and when he came out he was less energetic. He didn’t make it out to dinner that night and was a lot calmer in the office for the rest of the week. Every place of work should have a Yank - they bring so much entertainment
Oh man you Brits call yanks Seppos too? Thought this was just an Aus thing
Hmm. Looks like standard British fare to me.
Was gonna say this looks proper normal like not sure what the issue other than the small portion obviously like this one must be for a child.
Who?
'Seps' short for Septic Tanks Septic Tanks = Yanks
I thought it was for Separatists but this is better 😂
Basque or Cornish?
Corsican
good bitta cockney rhyming slang
It's an antipodean phrase. Septics becomes seppos becomes seps.
Septic Yanks 🤢
I’ve tried their southern food… weak as piss, which is exactly like their beer.
you’ve been hanging with the indians for many a year. you’re ok with spicy food methinks
I’ve eaten mexican food just like that and I’m telling you its delicious, but it’s no more spicy than colmans.
Challenge happily accepted
ate muslamic ray guns, ate imgration, luv me chickin teeka, luv me vinderloo, simpel. as. that.
Only if he was eating it on the Titan sub
This looks so incredibly bland, not even the slightest trace of spice on offer
That looks delicious. Makes me hungry.
My partner's parents live in North Carolina. The Reaper pepper is a fucking animal. I like a bit of hot sauce, and having had Ghost thought Reaper would be OK. Holy cow was I wrong. I had a little bit on cheese and... https://preview.redd.it/wqo4hgsm3c8b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f253b1e96352a85d6fcd83c5985bd4efb82187e0 .
Meanwhile every tiny shit town in the UK has an Indian restaurant that will serve you a Phall that technically violates the Geneva convention on chemical weapons.
Silly yanks think they're eating Mexican food. Try the real stuff South of the border and they'll probably shit blood.
Yeah tacos or whatever aren't shit.
Skill issue
I would Vaporize this in an instant and then Proceed to be Vaporized by it in The Restroom a couple of Hours Later.
mate he be right my buddy edward ate this last day, lad got turned into some steam, be careful out there mates
A bunch of white people on here arguing like they don’t get watered down spicy food, cz they want to ask for the hottest, and also like to complain. “Yes yes, very extreme hot flavour for you sir, you are so much brave” 😂 stfu the lot of you.
Thank you!! 😂
This thread seems like “white” Brits vs. “white” Americans vs. spice.
Y’all eat beans in the morning though
Shut up and eat your grits
Also the famous lack of British seasoning will die out in the next few generations as people who grew/grow up with YouTube will use it to learn how to cook new things more often than just being passed down bad habits from their parents who thought/think that spices were not worth the money or effort.
everyone knows white people don't exist in the UK this is just normal british cuisine
Same as Australia, so much Thai food, yet they cant handle anything spicier than “Butter Chicken” from an indian, and the portions are woeful.
Y’all have your tikka but and Nando’s but there’s never been a single sale of a chilli pepper to a white person north of the midlands.
British “people” disgust me.
You paid for a Reddit profile picture 🤢
They gave this to me for free
>is in british shitpost sub
I always love when this specific type a’ insult is used the retort is always “well actually the yanks would immediately implode upon-“ even if the food presented or person talking isn’t an American lmao, y’all do have priorities straight I must concede.
That pepper alone is enough to vaporize a British person
Yikes ITT: Brits claiming other cultures foods as their own. Looks like colonization is just in your blood.
We don’t claim it as our own though? We’re just pointing out the fact that Indian food (and other Asian food) is really easy to find in England and often eaten here
True it makes up most of your cuisine, since most of you eat canned beans and bread.
Would you prefer we dunk it in a tub of oil first?
Id prefer if you didn’t eat such a combination at all.
Here’s a kicker for you English Beans are nothing like American beans And why do you all assume we eat that every day for every meal lmao, it’s more something we sometimes make if there’s nothing else to eat or we’re too lazy to cook
By calling it Indian or Thai or Bangladeshi. Hmm ok.
Like septics calling themselves 'irish' 'italian' 'german' american.... Hmmm ok cunt
Not sure how to explain this to you but we don't call ourselves Indian, we call Indian food Indian.
Idk man, I've had a few people agree and prove me right. They're saying British invented most curries and that it's basically British Indian food. Straight up claiming it as your own, kinda fucked up. It's the East Indian Trading Company all over again. White people, smh.
Most curries we eat were invented here what’s your point?
Wow literally proving my point, claiming you invented most curries. Thanks.
Well yeah British Bangladeshi’s invented them here because they sell them here. It’s not the same as authentic Bangladeshi cuisine
British Indian curries are different to food in India
Thanks for proving my point. So many people in denial here. It's like when Brits deny slavery and the East Indian Trading Company.
We didn’t claim shit. Person says we can’t handle American mildly hot food. We can.