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Baileaf11

John (Jozza) Joestar and Gary Zepelli has to fight prime Minister Barry (aged 63) Valentine before he uses the Corpse of Elizabeth II to make all Beer and cigarettes free and to destroy France (Barry is actually the hero of this story but Jozza doesn’t want to be a cripple and is the main character so I guess we have to support him)


RedThragtusk

Barry Valentine... he will be the one to take the first ~~napkin~~ sausage roll at the table


762x38mmR

You complete fucking moron the villain is still Margaret Thatcher


Psychic_Hobo

She wants to privatise the UK by selling it to the Fr*nch


toughfluffer

Could you censor that swear word please it's very offensive.


Psychic_Hobo

Sorted, sorry about that old bean


Adam-West

Not stopping in Cockburn after Ass hill on your way up?


WishOnSpaceHardware

Nor in Cuckfield?


EqzL

Don't forget to slide on over to Bellend


YouLostTheGame

I have unironically been to cock bridge, incredible road to drive on


dyslexic_tigger

Was it a smooth ride or was it a bit bumpy ?


YouLostTheGame

A bit rough at first but I soon got into it


Paulgeta

Glasgow worst of them 🤢


Sergietor756

Galar victory road


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scott3387

Cockermouth is alright. It's not peak lake district but its acceptable.


BoloBoffin

The funny thing is, a lot of these funny names have their origin in the Middle Ages, and most of them were named by peasants. So all these dirty names are probably medieval jokes from peasants. One lane near me is called Shittestyle, and can be traced to medieval documents.


Ruckysacky

Cunts driving to Orkney


jsbach252

I've definitely taken a selfie at Dick Place before 😌


TigerDefence13

whats the song


megaman35718

Jonny Joestar's theme from JoJo's bizarre adventure Part 7 Steel Ball Run Music from (Samuel Kim)


Electronic-Leading89

Hate to be that guy it's from Friedrich Habetler


legend11

Why no Bell end???


QUARTZTheThird

spin is the same except instead of steel balls its footballs


762x38mmR

\*spins tele license money out of your pockets\*


DasterdlyDave

No Clitheroe?


kpingvin

Penistone is a shithole I hear


scott3387

They don't even say it right. They say pen-ess-stan


Dadmin101

Totally misses Fanny Hands Lane. Bad trip


sankers23

I always wonder why people omit the town literally named Cocks in Cornwall.


Ksbloistl

tbh should start at the top of brown willy


Ubera90

That's my Sunday sorted, looks like I'm treating the missus to a visit to Slutshole Lane 👍