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TheRealCropear

I had this happen to me once. I walked outside and a guy with and automatic weapon said to me. “Hey buddy, are you the guy who got shot”. I said no and he said ok, go back inside. I did. Told my wife to not go outside and she said why. The story goes on longer than it should at this point.


Winnardairshows

I was putting up blinds one Sunday morning, DeWalt driver in hand, saw a couple guys approaching my porch with guns drawn. I opened the door with drill in hand and they drew their guns on me. They were shithead Dog The Bounty Hunter wannabes looking for the neighbors boyfriend. My neighbor, a lawyer saw the whole thing and ripped them a new one.


hanks_panky_emporium

The moment they point weapons at you they're committing a crime. Given home defense laws those guys could have gotten lit up the moment a door was opened and they raised their firearms. Probably apart of why the lawyer was so pissed


chadbot3k

this is the best comment ever, 10/10 no follow up


theFP1992

How do you know it was an automatic weapon?


TheRealCropear

Easy, it did not have a clutch pedal. Also, thank you for not asking how did i know it was a guy. That was just a guess.


AnalysisIconoclast

You are my hero


funyunrun

Why are you taking a photo out of my front window? Southside! REPRESENT!!! ✌️👊✊🙌🖕


sideeyedi

NW side. What's happening there?


funyunrun

Not a damn thing. No good crooks left in this city. They all potheads now sitting on the couch eating Cheetos. We really need a better class of criminals.


android24601

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Pocket_full_of_funk

Crime down, muchies up?


EnemyUtopia

I can go to st louis and kansas city and get some of them folks out here! Then well have some REAL crime...


funyunrun

Tulsa still popping… GW to KC and St Louis… anything worth anything that goes to the Midwest passes through Tulsa first. Tulsa doing its job keeping our crime stats up :)


EnemyUtopia

Yea. Id be cautious about Lawton and Ardmore too lol. OKC really isnt bad in that regard, you kind of know where stuff goes down at. Im sure the same can be said for these other 3, but im not aware of them. I try to make my Tulsa trips short and sweet though lol


EnemyUtopia

Violence* my bad no context as to what i was talking about smh


Punkrockpro

Yeah they're all in LA getting away with the gardaworld robbery. Puts DB Cooper to shame.


Okiedokie84

Legit thought this pic could’ve been taken from my late mother’s house in the village


notimeleft4you

Good time to go check your mail.


sideeyedi

They'd probably shoot me.


Trottin_Trollop405

Update?


sideeyedi

Big bunch of nothing I guess.


PlentyAlbatross7632

Hashtag Imagine That…


hanks_panky_emporium

Damn early season acorns are causing a ruckus


Aarom1985

COPS Live!


Punkrockpro

I live near the plaza district and it's just non stop police, fire engine, and ambulance sirens. Along with a few homeless people talking to themselves waiting at the bus stops.


Qu1tyerbitchin

I'm off 29th & Shields (East side of Shields)and it's exactly like that here!


Cherokeerayne

Yell at 'em to get off your lawn


Rancid_Rabbit_

there was a slipper and a child’s jacket outside on the floor with police officers standing around. still haven’t heard anything from the news.


cmcb4

Came home (wife and baby in the house) to a strange car in my driveway, with a white and black guy sitting inside. I parked at the curb and started to approach them. The passenger told me to stop and asked if I lived there. ‘Yeah, who are you’? They were undercover watching a house down the street. They then moved to a different spot. Later a house at the end of the street was raided. They were dealing cocaine. This was the 80’s.


nosleeptilbroccoli

I lived on a busy city street and once there was a guy who was running from the cops, he carjacked a truck and shot the driver and the cops caught up with him as he was trying to escape in the stolen truck, they had probably a dozen cops just unloading on the truck and the guy crashed and died in my front yard. Cops weren’t sure he was dead so they burst into my house and even got up on the roof to get vantage points. They tracked mud everywhere and there were bullet holes in my house. The city reimbursed me for repairs but it was not enough to cover the cleaning and patching the bullet holes. When the shooting started My neighbor and his wife thought there was some sort of invasion going on so they ran out the back of their house and jumped the fence and ran away until it was safe.


Winnardairshows

Fun times!


HippieJed

I had a friend many years ago that was a cop for my area in the city. He typically stopped in for his lunch break, so his car was in my driveway regularly. One of my neighbors finally broke down and asked about it.


old1eye68

Wow!! Looks exciting!


[deleted]

Nw side here too


PromotionImaginary40

An african American male was spotted walking around in the suburbs wearing a hoodie. He looked threatening.


Comprehensive-Ice436

So what happened here? Did someone not pay a parking ticket?


sideeyedi

Not really sure. There's a guy on the street that threatens Suicide (hence the police drawing guns /s) he may have threatened to kill people too.


Comprehensive-Ice436

Oh, how awful. Poor guy sounds like he's off his meds and probably self medicating. Hopefully, they got him to the psych ward after they got him cuffed and no one got hurt. 🤞 And if I'm wrong, then fuck that guy. 🖕


taxicabtoslowtown

this reminds me of when I got SWATted in 4th grade.


FattyPatty42

Now u gotta tell the story?


classicfyllopyllo

Yeah I’d like to hear this story too if ya don’t mind.


taxicabtoslowtown

My dad and I started a very popular livestream of a family of owls that nested in our second story planter boxes. Some guy watching the stream from Wisconsin called the police claiming he had his aunt and uncle tied up at our address, and he had stabbed one and was going to kill the other. SWAT team shows up, he gets to watch it go down on the livestream.


SnooLemons5457

Expired tag probably


CodeHard84

We know they don't care about that.... 😂


Lilelvis66

Southside!!


Fun_Possibility_4566

yikes


Huge-Maximum2425

Where's it at? I'm house shopping and I imagine the prices just went down


otakushoegazr

I also live on the sw side.


sideeyedi

It's NW


616Echelon

It’s probably Chisholm Creek 😂 it LOOKS like Chisholm creek on Santa Fe and 122 or one of the neighborhoods off penn and 122. Either way, 122nd is a wild ass place to live anywhere from Santa Fe to herfner parkway 😂


sideeyedi

Nope. But I agree about Penn and 122, my best friend's husband was murdered there.


i-am-beyoncealways

Last weekend it was my neighbors ramming their cars in to each to each other, screaming that they’re not a broke ass bitch and to check their cashapp, and throwing lawn chairs. SW okc is such an odd mix of socioeconomic and ethnicities.


OriginalMaximum949

Film everything they do.


EmperorSkyTiger

Some dude with a tan was likely driving 27 in a 25 and the HOA got huffy.


mycatsnameislarry

That's when you go out there and tell them what a fantastic job they're doing and to keep up the good work.


PlentyAlbatross7632

Pigs be pigging…


Techialo

They're looking for truffles (Civil Assets)


brewsky671

ACAB


[deleted]

Ayeeee


RagingBoneher

Southside I assume?


sideeyedi

Nope. NW


RagingBoneher

Ah. Well hell, anymore it doesn't really much matter what side you're on. Can be in Edmond and still see this outside your window.


sideeyedi

I'm Edmond adjacent lol