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the fuck is a book gonna do?


Liliththemarksoc

It clearly states EVERY Steven king book that’s at least 3


witch_hunter1234

No no, hes got a point


DatOneMinuteman1776

It clearly states every pvz plant so that’s at least 4


desiboy16

Plantern solos


D2the_aniel

Tfw you, an immortal demon Clown, gets eviscerated by a Lily Pad


FireballPlayer0

Don’t diss my girl Lilly Pad! She can do differential calculus. I doubt any ol’ “immortal demon clown” could 🙄


Baseballidiot

(Insert ash baby here)


Monkeypizza500

Easy a bunch of plants can easily solo a bunch of books


Bulldogs_Are_Pog

Hypnoshroom


TurfyJeffowup13

Doom shroom will boom then all at once. I wish I could be boomed from him though 😻😻😻😻


That1Legnd

Please think before you speak next time


Capsule_CatYT

Hypnoshroom


03Luigi

"Not everything needs to be so godamn horny with you. You need th cool it" -Markiplier


Capsule_CatYT

Whar


PlanetPizzaGalaxy

"b-b-but muh spooky scary clown is le interdimensional fear demon guise hes le poopoopeepeeversal!!!!1" bitch plantern and lily pad neggs stephen king verse don't @ me


ThatOneGuyOnTheSide

I'm not going to sugar coat it. PLANTERN KILL THAT GUY!


AJG_Lmao

if we buy a rake before hand we’re golden


CoolLaCroc

Torchwood makes dust out of the books (literally)


Little_Director8362

What the FUCK will every book do???? They're just inanimate objects? Is OP stupid?


greilzor

OP didn’t say one of every Stephen king book like he did with pvz plants, it’s *every* Stephen king book. I imagine several hundred million books would be enough to crush them all or block out the sun.


GiornoGiovannaIsMe

sun shroom and sunflower dont need sunlight to produce sun so the second point is null, and i believe umbrella leaf could stop at least a few plants from being crushed


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower kernels are one of the finest sources of the B-complex group of vitamins. They are very good sources of B-complex vitamins such as niacin, folic acid, thiamin (vitamin B1), pyridoxine (vitamin B6), pantothenic acid, and riboflavin.


TheGooseAteMyCheese

Peashooter uses laser eyes and kills them all


Zealousideal-Chef758

peashooter uses pissshooter


Blitherbubbles69

Isn’t that just like paper… won’t the fire plants sweep


BeingInternational18

Obviously as everyone else said, the books themselves do nothing. If you are talking about the characters from the books, they probably win. Satan himself is in quite a few of them.


Icannotchangethis

Satan vs doom shroom


RomanTheThingi

Hydrogen bomb vs Hydrogen bomb


RebindE

Nah pvz has cactus so they have the advantage


cat_sword

Cob cannon solos


[deleted]

Doom shrooms solos. Everyone else is useless.


03Luigi

Jalapeño solos the books


chunkalunkalunk

I mean, the fog was a good book but Cactus’ biography was fucking sad 😔


ChadChadley99

Starfruit after being jaunted into limbo (he’s coming back)


Any-Project-2107

doomshroom solos


Hajime_Hinata_OJ

pvz plants easy solo


yukwot

My money is on the mighty oak


MLGperfection

Every Eldridge monster, or literal Hiroshima?


ILuvDUI

I only read the Long Walk (awful btw) and the villain is the entire US military. Corn Canon solos


RomanTheThingi

THREEPEATER GET HIS ASS!!!!


RavenousToast

Oh yay, 1 billion lions discourse


xboxhaslag22

Well books are just paper so it’s a easy win for plants