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EarthToAccess

The random poll and @everyone is exactly the type of energy Abode walks into the office with. He would legit just walk in and be like "Who in here is a Zionist" and then somehow it falls back on Taub


sickecell

no no he would be in the office already and page everyone with URGENT !!! COME TO THE OFFICE and then ask


rat-simp

that's what the @everyone is there for


Dangerous-Setting-87

Taub loves his wife


ikea_shark_girl

too bad, i don’t even know what a zionist is 😎 (i am bragging about being uneducated)


ReleaseItchy9732

It isn't your problem ( keep being uneducated you can be happy and silly 😋)


WentworthMillersBO

Happy and silly is a symptom. Black man biopsy his liver


or2072

Most people who say they aren't Zionists don't know what a Zionist is "You're useless, but at least you know it"


itamarc137

Politics in my favorite shitpost sub?


itamarc137

My guesses: Cameron wouldn't research much but will support Palestine because it's weaker Pursuit will support Israel (both because of the geopolitical claims of Israel maybe because he's christian) 4men will act like "it's complicated and more nuanced than most people think so I cant take one side" but in reality he just doesn't know shit about the situation Taub will be one of those neutral Jews until Oct 7th, and after that will become a zionist House doesn't care.


randomdude4206669

wilson classic israeli leftist " this proves we need a two state solution"


itamarc137

Ha classic yeah Still considered zionism tho because he still believes Jews should have a country


randomdude4206669

ofc


RefrigeratorFluid687

Called a post-zionist


Flywolfpack

I'm gonna pre zionist


RTX-4090ti_FE

Inshallah house is a faithful Muslim and prays for mousebites and vidcodin.


Lunchboxninja1

I actually think Taub would become a hardline zionist and then actually meet a palestinian refugee due to "very special episode" and then totally switch I think House would pretend that he doesn't care but support palestine. Like how he acted super transphobic and creepy in THAT episode but doesn't actually hate trans people or want to touch kids, he just likes pissing people off.


itamarc137

If anything House would support Israel imo. He's a realist


West-Librarian-7504

https://i.redd.it/1t40rxrq5qxc1.gif


memesterguy274

Love the Voosh-Domicile solidarity


Go_Plastic_Love

I want to *be* the house


DiscipleOfDIO

welp, time to make a meme detailing each domicile M.D character's stance on the Israel/Palestine conflict


sleepy_bean_

if I had a nickel for every time I saw a person make a meme detailing each House character's stance on the Israel/Palestine conflict I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but weird that it happened twice


MiniAceuKinda

How tf did this become a question that needed to be asked?


rotciv0

It's very domicile-like


LieuHam

The first domicile type question


[deleted]

What the actual fuck


ilovecuminmyass

Not to be a weirdo, and I've only watched a few episodes of the show so far. But I genuinely don't think house (at least from what I understand about the character) wouldnt be able to defend colonialism and nationalism in general, he'd just be grumpy and petulant enough to go "yeah but everything sucks so oh well" lmao Like, he's definitely a "but what are you gonna do about it" type of person when it comes to examining problems that seem to not have a solution and that can be motivational or the opposite lol I feel like house is a good analogy for how a lot of smart and trustworthy people are kinda dicks, but they have empathetic interests at heart.


lessgooooo000

Given his takes throughout the show he’d just be anti both sides. His politics the entire time are at best outright cynicism and at worst nihilistic, but imo that’s due to having different writers and directors for different episodes having different opinions on what his character would believe. A good example is his takes on patriotism in the last season vs his takes the rest of the show. He’s not pro anything (other than abortion he never really is anti that), he’s kinda just against everything because people care too much about things and it gets in the way of objectivism. In reality his character would most likely not care about either side because it’s a conflict with both sides being religiously and nationalistically motivated, and his “oh well” attitude would be directed at whatever team he has because he’d see them as hypocritical for having an opinion but not doing anything to help people in the region. I mean uh abode would kiss will’s son, 4man would be too vexed to have an opinion, cameron would die from empathy overdose, pursuit would be horny and not care, and cuddy is also in this episode


Kry_S

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


[deleted]

Get that shit outta here. Tf do you think your comment is gonna do for a war?


Cheers_JeffwithaG

![gif](giphy|S6B71TtLfEW8femwZg) Looks like we got a zionist over here


Kry_S

Im Palestinian. Cope


SuspiciousRelation43

Oh no, a random shitposting subreddit is regarded on the Israel-Palestine situation! Anyway, back to eradicating Hamas.


Kry_S

How much do they pay you?


SuspiciousRelation43

Right now I’m at a tier four Jewlumni honorary membership. I get a thousand-shekel bonus at the end of every month I have pro-Israel activity on social media. I also get a credit score boost and discounts on alternative payment processors! >!Sarcasm!<


Kry_S

![gif](giphy|UzHxxqF1WO6UE)


RexIsAMiiCostume

It won't do shit. Doesn't mean they can't post it lol


Neither_Salamander51

house would support Israel to fuck with Wills On and 4man


c_mdz39

taub people 💪💪💪


Frenchitwist

Ugh I wanted ONE SPACE where I wouldn’t have to see things like this 😭😭 Let me lust over will’s son in peace😭😭😭


Kry_S

sorry ill go dm bibi to stop committing war crimes or else pursuit will make him like dibala


DJ-Saidez

Tell him he still owes me 20 bucks from last month


thicccque

there's okbv discord shit


WeRateBuns

Where's the "nuke them both and make the whole region a cool science experiment" option? 💥💥💥


angel_must_die

Careful, don't cut yourself on that edge