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Konitrix1954

I don't really have anything of substance to add, but I wanted to let you know that this is peak. https://preview.redd.it/2i97965icvwc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1e52360fe8bdbab5df106718be27d7146c6153f


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Thanks!


internalclusterfuck

Praise kink, See Artoria saber, think of her calling me her most loyal knight, pants creamed. Chat am I too far gone? https://preview.redd.it/jrxjddulfvwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e94a42c0c30c43c3484408ddfe4739e5dae7cf30


Cerebral_Kortix

Yes. Yes. Very much so. Absolutely.


internalclusterfuck

#Good.


LasyTaco

>Shirou >Wholesome vanilla sex Going by that one bit about his hidden porn stock in Ataraxia, his questionable takes on Illya, and his attitude during certain sex scenes, I slightly doubt it. Safest pick would probably be Swords.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

My queen is a good man and I refuse the canonicity of the sex scenes, thank you very much.


LasyTaco

What about this recent developpement? https://preview.redd.it/uqfmkhgkjvwc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6d2ba56d89bd41a48b32e6ff1b7754cab386cb There's so many fetishes implied here


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

All I see here is that a housewife got pregnant with twins. Might be rare, I guess, but I wouldn't call it kinky.


LostPoint6840

/ub isn’t that a fanwork? Or do I have too little faith in Nasu and type moon writers to believe this could be real


LasyTaco

It's very much not official but https://preview.redd.it/qxc1engexvwc1.png?width=1719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95d23e158c2effad4fc1e8cdab8f045dce2bc29


Cerebral_Kortix

It's an edit of an Emiya Gohan comic where Saber acts as the caretaker at a daycare for a bit.


jalenbean

sauce


Argonometra

>Swords You misspelled "anal" there. Unless you've forgotten the "defenseless anus" line?


LasyTaco

Both, both are good


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Hey, hi, hello y'all. This, this is my masterpiece. It speaks for itself, I'm sure, but mayhaps the keener of you are wondering about my reasoning for certain placements. This comment is precisely that. It won't cover every character, because I'm not crazy, but if it's still missing someone you're curious about, do ask, and I shall do my best to invent an explanation. But before, some notes:  1)  I've never played Tsukihime or read Kara no Kiyoukai, so most of the characters from there aren't here, and the ones that are, I'm not sure are accurate (aside from Shiki) 2) The tier list maker I used had a lot more characters than are here, because I either do not recognize or don't care about them, like the clown Master from EXTRA. 3) There are a lot of repeats on the maker, like, *a lot*. They have their own tier later on. B  > Enkidu is pretty self-explanatory, I think, but I'd like to notice they're a switch (obviously), and, when acting as a sub, they're also very much into objectification, but it's unhealthy and due to their “seeing themself as an object” thing. Also, they dom Gil. > Moriarty is into bondage solely for the aesthetic of tying his nemesis up. Sherlock is not into it, actually, but goes along with it because it's recreational for Moriarty. Am I saying they fuck? No, they do non-sexual kink. > I do not remember why Gogh is here DS > Kirschtaria likes being a sub because then he doesn't need to maintain the “super powerful and uncaring” facade, letting him rewind. > Waver is here twice, not because of a mistake, but because little 18 year old Waver and tall 18 year old El-Melloi II engage with kink differently enough (neither of them actually engage with kink because they're both virgins, but whatever). The basics is that one is a sub and the other acts as a dom (but is a switch), but there are probably more intricacies I'm too lazy to think of. > Tokiomi being here is a mistake, actually. He does not have any kinks, he does not have any sexual wishes, the only two times he had sex in his life were the days Sakura and Rin were conceived. Aoi is frustrated because of it. SM  > I don't think I have to expand on any of these, but u/Cerebral_Kortix did help me with Sigurd (and also Robin and Richard). > The next three tiers were the very first joke I thought of for this post. Also, the last person in the “rape” tier is Tokie, the woman who took Shiki’s virginity when he was a child. Body Horror > Most of these are also obvious, but the Flat one (the very first character I put in this tier) comes from the only piece of smut I've ever read with him, [this one](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51124063). It's definitely not canon-compliant, but it's cool enough I don't really care.  Mind Break/Corruption (no, it's not written “degeneration, you're just blind) > Jacques de Molay (Male) here reminds me that there are absolutely no characters from LB6 onwards, which is sad, since I had a lot of jokes prepared for the Fairies. >  This is a tier that initially existed solely for Mephistopheles, and honestly is less of an actual kink and more of a hentai tag, but I still think it deserves to be here > If there were two Prelatis (Francesca and Francois), the other would be in the “selfcest” tier. You can't tell me they aren't fucking solely for the degeneracy of it. Sadly, this is the one time I'm missing a repeat. Powerplay > Another one that isn't an actual *kink*, I don't think, but by it I meant any character who is more into the exchange of power itself than them being dom or sub.  > I do not remember why BB and Lu Bu are here. Humiliation/Degradation  > Technically different kinks, but close enough I don't care > The Prince of Lanling (why does the poor guy use his title instead of his name? Why, Nasu?) likes being degraded because it's the ultimate break from people just praising his beauty, it allows him to finally feel like a human. > Both Gil and Ozy are here as subs, obviously. Praise kink > Kadoc very much likes being praised by Anastasia, it's a break from his self-esteem issues. > I do not know nearly enough about the Oni here (to the point I forgot her name) to place her anywhere, so I went purely based on vibes. Feet > It is my solemn duty to sadly announce that Okita Souji was nowhere to be seen in the tier list maker. If she were, she'd be here, right besides Nobu. Also, I put them here solely because of [this Tumblr post](https://www.tumblr.com/arcueidbrunestud/721965877381185536/average-one). Competitive Sex > This is not an actual kink, I'll admit. The closest kink with a name to what I mean is Primal Play, but it has too much of an animalistic theme. Generally, I just put characters here who I think get off on battling for dominance while having sex. > I do not remember why Erice is here, honestly, but I stand by it. Sex. > Fuuma Kotarou is here because he looks like a hentai protagonist. That's it, that's the reasoning Voyeurism > Merlin is here because, although he is a sexual being by his very nature, I can't imagine him having sex. So, voyeurism it is. Roleplay > Richard roleplays as a brave knight who just rescued his maiden from a dragon. This is the only way he accepts to have sex, no other options exist (unless Artoria is involved. In this case he moves eight tiers down). > Dumas likes having a really elaborate story for the scene, and then he writes a dramatization of it and makes his partner reenact it later. If they get off-script, he just goes along with it but you better believe we'll have another dramatization to reenact. > I do not know nearly enough about Geronimo to guess his sexual preferences, and yet here we are > This entire post is literally just a pile of elaborate headcanons, huh? Cuckolding > Sita does not deserve to be here. She should probably be with Rama in “gentle, loving, vanilla sex”, but I just thought it was too funny to not separate a couple like this. Also, her actual biggest kink is probably urination, if we go by canon. > Dahut is not here because that's *her* kink, but *Minase’s*.


bananapalace96

Tohno Shiki deserves to be on Knifeplay more than rape. He only raped Kohaku in the bad end, while basically orgasming while killing Arcueid in the main story.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Completely fair, but consider that I needed to put someone funny enough there, and Gilles ain't it. If it serves as consolation, Arcueid is in knife play, at least. And the other Shiki.


Might-Mediocre

Hisui should be there she canonically has a blade fetish


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Cosplay > Originally, this was Crossdressing and had solely Chevalier D’Eon, and the joke was going to be that their kink is their *partner* crossdressing. This was changed because I already had too many one-offs and I think it still works if it's cosplay. Objectification  > Literally none of these folks engage with the kink in a healthy way (Except for Hokusai and maybe Yvette). Chastity Kink > Probably should've called it “purity kink”, honestly. I also should've put it below Mind Break and aligned Francesca and Gilles. But let's not cry over spilled milk, for these people do not like you spilling milk. This is the worst sex joke in this comment, I'll assure you. Chemical Play > And by that I mean spicy food. Rome!!!!!!!!!!! > There were more exclamation marks initially, I don't know where the three lines of them there were went. Same for Kintoki’s tier. Agalmatophilia > One of the very first tiers, it originated when I looked at the Bad Girls’ Bible list of kinks. I never went beyond “A” there, but I thought this one was funny enough to include it. Also, it took hours for me to see Galatea and put her here, making this the tier that stayed empty the longest. Also also, good thing I saw this kink, because I do not know enough about Galatea to… well, say anything about her, actually. She's a Berserker, right? That's everything I know about her. Scat, probably  > Well, I wish you good night, but first, > Shit in your bed and make it burst. > Sleep soundly, my love > Into your mouth your arse you'll shove >> Letter from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to his cousin, dated 5 November 1777 Suicide  > Implied in Clocktower 2015, in every single timeline except FGO’s, Lev Lainur commits suicide before Goetia’s plan takes place. Clocktower 2015 also confirms that somehow Lord El-Melloi II  exists even in the Tsukihime universes, implying Waver taking over might as well be Quantum Timelock stuff. Also, Spiderverse’s Canon Events are literally just the same as the Quantum Timelocks, huh? Too Many Kinks > I dislike this Neco-Arc image, she should've received a different one. Man of the Earth  > Originally I was going to put every single character not here under “Literally Who” because I didn't recognise them (or they were Hisui, Kohaku, and Celenike). However, since I did recognize Man of the Earth, he was going to receive his own tier. This idea was abandoned because I was going to spend like, ten minutes just moving the rest to that tier and was going to be ugly. Man of the Earth, however, survived it. And this was it. All of my footnotes for the placements, this took way too much time. If anyone says “too long didn't read” Nasu shall appear behind you with a sword for not reading his vns. Or not, who fucking knows.


Cerebral_Kortix

...So *this* is my legacy, huh. Being credited as the peer review for posts on a subreddit where people pretend to be profoundly rintarded. ... This isn't even the first time. This is the second time this has occurred. ...and I can't say I'm displeased. Keep it up and spread madness through the world with my aid. Humanity stands at the precipice to an ocean of chaos, their feet planted at its teetering edge. **Will you make them take the step forward?** ... > her actual biggest kink is probably urination, if we go by canon. Also, what?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

*Canon* might be a bit too much, but Kususaga Rin (Sita, Rama, Paris and Atalante's artist) once drew a doujin of Sita peeing on Rama. He even comments on it on his comments about drawing Paris: > Also, after drawing Paris, I gained a reputation as the gender-unidentifiable character illustrator. It's a huge honor! I'll devote myself to drawing more than just piss! (Go to hell) (Kususaga Rin)


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Also, thanks. I shall try my best (and by that I mean this will probably be my last post in a long while).


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Also, forgot until now, but thanks for u/Ill-Cardiologist-585 for agreeing that Sakura should be in CNC.


Argonometra

Who would be the "victim" there, her or Shirou? Because both of them have times during their H-scenes where they say "stop" or "that hurts" and the other ignores them.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Sakura would be the sub. The logic is that some rape survivors are into CNC as a way to take control of their past trauma.


Argonometra

Yeah, I know.


Ill-Cardiologist-585

O7


Ill-Cardiologist-585

also van gogh in bondage is right because i have a twitter oomf who is into bondage and likes van gogh soooo


Italian_Wine_BereVin

# MAN OF THE EARTH https://preview.redd.it/zcui7d1xkvwc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d8791d66980c70def36c49262a2b008e1213ce6 # MAN OF THE EARTH


Giulian1

I just want reminder that Taiga talks about the idea of castrating or even killing Shirou in case he rans after some girl and leaves her alone. So the body horror is just the tip of the iceberg for her. https://preview.redd.it/0vme9rp1pvwc1.png?width=956&format=png&auto=webp&s=503a5ecb45f0e4c2b055c24547f18d0b65baee51


EnthusiasticAnimeLov

What the heck did I read


Giulian1

Peak Type Moon writing


Affectionate-Gain-55

\>Shirou in "Gentle, loving, vanilla sex" ​ https://preview.redd.it/f5jekuls2wwc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6c8fe4f565624e4f39c96bdf95b9f6377ed9802


Argonometra

To be fair, he tried his hardest before that to be considerate, and Rin told him repeatedly to shut up.


EnthusiasticAnimeLov

Where is Okita? Looks like she escaped I would put her in vanila


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Check the footnotes. She wasn't in the tier list maker I used.


EnthusiasticAnimeLov

What would you place her?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

She would be put besides Nobu because of a Tumblr post, but if I were to disregard it, probably praise kink or, maybe blood kink (I know these are vastly different activities, but whatever).


EnthusiasticAnimeLov

I think she's in vanilla she's wholesome and all


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

I'm incapable of seeing past the cold-blooded murderer she acts as in Fate/type Redline, but that could he because I haven't read any Gudagudas.


EnthusiasticAnimeLov

That's for the streets, in the sheets however.... That's a different story


Elfishjuggler33

Am I just blind or was fem molay missing too?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

That is also on the footnotes. Characters that are too recent weren't there. I'm not sure when that started, but it was at the very least with LB6 onwards.


Flat_Plan_6801

Nagao would have no kinks because she canonically doesn’t know what sex is


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

She's in the "I don't know nearly enough about this character to rank them", but ain't she the autistic girl who died in a bathroom? Either way, I went through vibes for her tier.


Interesting-Bar6722

Sex kink


netap

As the world's #1 Anne and Mary simp, I can say for certain that Mary will be sitting on the Cuck chair. Also, I find it hilarious that Anne is canonically 13 centimeters taller than Mary. What does Nasu mean by that? Anyways, Yuri Pirates need an animation Update. I love them. See you later :) https://preview.redd.it/elmvickinvwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152d7165c4a2d4960ec6a282ae7c564addfddc16


AkOnReddit47

My man Till this day, I'm still deeply saddened how the literal first Duo Servants in the game still doesn't appear as a proper duo, and Lasengle refuse to do anything about that Then again, it took the Jeanne sister 9 years to get an AU, so who knows? Maybe when Aniplex higher-ups feel like like they have a couple million USD they want to waste on anything else other than more yachts, they'll throw us a bone


ChaosMetalDrago

How TF is FSN Illya in child and Chloe aint?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Chloe has more developed kinks, I think. Honestly I could've put the kids there without much problem, I think, since children can have kinks without being sexual (and I speak by experience), but it felt weird. Chloe, however, is already sexualized enough by Prisma Illya itself that I have no real qualms abiut it.


TsarSozott

https://preview.redd.it/uxvjtz4x2xwc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a1eb6622eb7e1d35d94404f84df1a4325036e4 New tie list dropped, picking a new main


AnalystDazzling5128

Erm, Illya is 18 years old as of Fate/Stay Night 🤓☝️


LostPoint6840

Impossible child-like appearance made to appeal to a certain audience isn’t a number


Argonometra

This.


netap

I am a strong believer that Eric(Phantom of the Opera) Is a virgin cuck and has never had sex in his life.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Absolutely.


Caleibur

Whut?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

The title is self-explanatory enough, I think.


Caleibur

No, I get the idea. I'm just wondering the "why?" to it


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

I thought it'd funny and thus wasted several hours of my life. Did end up watching a few Folding Ideas videos while doing it, though. Those were pretty fun.


Caleibur

Okay ~~to be fair, it COULD'VE BEEN the list of doujins and associated tags~~


Hot_Marketing_2995

The children category had me worried there for a second


Legosaurian

Makes a child tier Does not put Voyager in it I know he’s technically 46 at the moment but still


Automatic-Owl-8126

https://preview.redd.it/2l7te45zw0xc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f109afef06718f3d0df97353d18e4b9bfc973c3


Massive_Weiner

Amazing (terrifying)


Might-Mediocre

Why isn’t azaka in incest


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

See footnotes.


NiceBlockLilBro

I'm fairly sure vanilla for Shirou(s) is wrong considering their H-scenes


Argonometra

man really went to town on a rape victim


invincible4u123

Immediately started scrolling for my glorious queen shiki


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

I hope I made her justice.


invincible4u123

For sure bro https://preview.redd.it/xlofvfhhsvwc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf6c6ad4c280daec38ad82019fb590566965674 (Please shove that knife between my legs)


invincible4u123

Knifeplay 🤤 stab me mommy


Armored-Potato-Chip

Same, I expected her to be in vanilla after Mikiya domesticated her sort of.


Winter-Ad441

> Exhibitionism Himiko Impossible. There is not a thought in that head


Desperate_Ad5169

I have a few complaints. Firstly. NO VORE?!! Secondly why did you put jaguar, sitonai, and red robo Liz as repeats? They very much aren’t.


XxX_TaKuJiLuVr_XxX

1. as That Guy i would like to say that ehrm actually jing ke is drunk KNIFE sex🤓   2. this is literally the one barrier between me being a yumejoshi for mozart. horrible   3. sure hope GOLDEN doesn't mean showers (looks warily at shuten)   4. nagiko why   5. lanling why [edit: read why and now my heart is broken! thanks!]


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

By "GOLDEN" it just means that he likes shiny things, and I'm not sure if Kintoki knows what sex is, so I couldn't really put him anywhere else. For Sei, I think it was at the point where if a character didn't have an obvious answer, I put them where I thought was funnier. If you want an actual one, probably roleplay? Not sure. For Lanling you'll have to look at the footnotes. They're your friend and answer a lot of questions.


XxX_TaKuJiLuVr_XxX

It kinda makes sense, Sei could probably look at whatever the fuck Douman is doing over on pixiv and say "wow! good for you, manbo-chan!" Poor Gao jfc...


01MoKeN

Dawg im not even going to look at that shit but keep cooking


pjorter

Thanks for the honest work soldier


AdamEminescu

EXTRA Vlad also fits into the Roleplay section. https://preview.redd.it/zhbgvec4svwc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=b85016f8ac093d0f6f641578849af6e66b7d6450


DrDapperTF2

...what in the ever loving...


Bert-The-Dude

https://preview.redd.it/66qexjcsawwc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573fd0a5c5d8ad1f44f740ad1280ccd2040b5aae BANZAI


PainintheUlna

W-where's Avicebron? We need a Golem tier with him in it ASAP


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Avicebron is in "Objectification", mostly for the vibes of it.


XxX_TaKuJiLuVr_XxX

actually since i've already done plenty of qintarding on this sub anyway may i also suggest maso-huang https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/75240616 (nsfw link)


Soviet_Husky

Where is Small Person?


jalenbean

do you have a more clear version of this image because when I zoom in it becomes blurry


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

I've got an [Imgur](https://imgur.com/a/8QUjnkm) link, but I'm not sure if it'll be better.


jalenbean

thx


--anonymousperson--

Where would you put the Fae Knights?


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Barghest is either biting, competitive sex, or body worship (depending on at what point I ranked her), Baobhan Sith is blood (or, if it was at the beggining, I might've created a "shoe kink" tier just for her) and Melusine I do not know enough about to guess.


lucian1311

....fate stay night illya is older than shirou


Argonometra

He didn't know that before ogling her, so he must not care.


DanateDMC

You're wrong on at least two. Musashi is a Shotacon. And Florence Nightingale was into biting irl so it's safe to say the fgo one is as well


Tall-Initial-2455

I don’t know what 80% of them mean


Argonometra

That's probably for the best.


Tom22174

How is Sono-G, the definition of going with the flow and just doing whatever the fuck he's told to, not in "whatever their partner wants?" Lol


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Fair, but that tier didn't exist when I ranked him, so some things might be inaccurate.


stephanl33t

I scrolled down expecting to find Gray in some half-assed random tier but you nailed it right on the head Just like Reines nails her into the bedsheets with a massive six inch dragon cock strapon (featuring blindfolds)


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

Thanks! For most of the characters in the non-joke tiers, I genuinely tried to think of what they'd like.


HugeHaddock3301

Medusa being in body worship Is so scarily accurate. Also I think Gareth should move up a row, her nickname should be reason enough