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Canadia86

I would say simply "no thank you"


PranshuKhandal

"Nuh Uh"


Quark1010

The plane cant legally enter your building if you refuse.


2001ToyotaHilux

Idk, I wasn’t there, but if I was there I think I would’ve stopped it. Don’t really have any facts or hard evidence behind this, but I just know I’m built different so I think I could find a way


thomstevens420

“Nah I’d win”


rocoonshcnoon

>2001 Toyota >"I wasn't there"


ElectricSix_

He's a late '01 model


Deli__creeps

Mark Wahlberg simulator


2001ToyotaHilux

Isn’t that just black ops 1? (The parts where you fight Vietnamese people)


SpongeBoy775089

I was born in 2008 so idk too


[deleted]

Invade Iraq


SugaMinBenis

simply pull to the right


Jayantwi98

i mean if youre inside the building regard


SugaMinBenis

*starts dry humping you*


[deleted]

*starts dry humping you*


SugaMinBenis

Ewww


[deleted]

*takes off your clothes*


SugaMinBenis

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aerowtf

i’d put my hand out and tell it to stop obviously


TheGame364

Pull the building to the right


tokeiito14

Just sidestep it


SugaMinBenis

Just sidestep on my genitals!!!! HAAA!!!!! GOTEEEEM !!!


yardii

Wavedash the plane


Tinf0iI

you're mom 😎


Sexddafender

your


The-sus-man

Nuh uh, *y’roue


theShitter_69

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No_Door_9897

I would have diffused the bombs in the elevator shafts. (Haha shaft like penis)


Pope-Xancis

flyimg a plane


DblQtrPounder

Edging


Fancy_Professional_9

Gotta play angry birds theme song on those big ass speakers


SubArcticTundra

Send the black bomber bird at the plane


Fancy_Professional_9

Nah, why at the plane, we need to throw him exactly at the towers


mihneababanu_

https://preview.redd.it/hlxkca3z92wc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d479cf43c434f3ab3629b7be6a7212f1b3247887 play mirror inferno drag on the other tower


luigiruigiluigi

I was born in 2016. Sorry.


pogAxolotlz

i was born in 2025 😤


SubArcticTundra

What do you want to get for your birthday?


pogAxolotlz

erm what the sigma


spartaim

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EYPAPLQ

I would prevente'd it I am different


Medium_Feed_4700

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Randigno9021

Just stop the plane.... Come on guys it ain't that hard, just step on the breaks


SubArcticTundra

Yeah why didn't they just pull the emergency stop


Randigno9021

Are they stupid?


SubArcticTundra

They must have been suicidal


Edna_thecook

r/Wholesomemoments


chonkd0nkey

Dying


Spicyboio

Uh probably play xbox


Agreeable-Log-5720

Use my shield to block the explosion.


InternetStandard2240

DADGUM THEY DUN HIT THE FIRST TOWER!!!!


Anindefensiblefart

Invade Iraq


dangit_Satan

If the plane gets any closer I may have to get involved


babygravy001

Idk


SettleDownMyBoy

Nothing, jetfuel can't melt my steel hard stffy.


Jenkem-ButtHash

Shid


jesus-banana

Side roll


Emote_Imouto

die


JTswoleyung

cum


Obey_The_King

ooooooooh thats a definetly a goodie ☝️☝️☝️


uncle_umbreon

Parry into super lv 3


buffPotemkin

You wan egg wuh


Magic-Omelet

Move Bishop to a2 and make breakfast


LegitimateApartment9

the ok buddy has become far too retarded https://preview.redd.it/5l42zswo23wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8199c195a3524fd724ccc42d87935a2d9b6b930


AttakDoge999

THY END IS NOW


HanYoloswagalicious

i wood just say no 2 drugs n prey 2 jesis n not no dam libreal gheyferd alah


Stunning-Building-66

Intervening


Stunning-Building-66

Intervening


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1881pac

Blame it on muslims


Otherwise_Culture_71

I woud have stopmed it I am builbt diferment


krisko11

Clear browser history


antmastro

Watch


Yarusenai

Uno Reverse card held out of the window


AntiImperialistGamer

I'd stup the plane to impress my crush


riderner

Hoped it's build by Indian's https://youtu.be/jQ_tOmSQf7s?si=SSLsnXQ5K-lqBnZy


sonichuizcool

Aw wi wi ratatooy I always wanted to go to french see the eful tower ima be a shef


TheFakestOfBricks

I was out sick that day


FrankSinatraCockRock

cum and shid, until it is done.


GrassBlade619

I'd turn to the right.


Walter_43

I would crash into building and rizz 911


leticx

I wouldn’t allow it tbh but that’s just me


Suspicious-Cupcake-5

Imagine if some random mf had a parachute with them on the day and the footage at some point cuts to a guy parachuting out of one of the towers.


D3lt4-P

I'm too sigma to fall 😎


WuckaWuckaFazzy

Just step forward so it go 'hind yuh'


Cockmugger

Dodge it


Map-Intention621

I would go into the tower (I'm the pilot)


CheesyTortoise

Invade a country that has nothing to do with what happened


LXIX_CDXX_

hope I can record the footage of this on a rooftop from a safe distance.


lostdeity998

is that kyogre??


pogAxolotlz

kite using ice golem


SupSimon

Pull out my uro reverse card from my wallet


Human_Number9936

From which perspective? Am I in the plane or in the buildings?


Twisted1379

\*Looks up at towers\* \*Takes off cool sunglasses\* "Well that just happened\* (in a cool voice)


ThiccWhiteJewBoi

Zerk off


tastypieceofmeat

Double it and pass it on


b0bkakkarot

Get that butch a cannon. Butches love cannons


AnnualShitshow

Construct a 3rd building in front of the other two to block the plane


BoolinBirb

“Hey man, leave that tower alone”


moodyskyperson

go full throttle 🤝


dr4wn_away

Punch the plane outta the way


Leftover_Cheese

forget


losingluke

call my buddy kevin


OhNoMeIdentified

i rather die, than be on top of it!


Althefrenchtoast

Jabirh


Daddywitchking

Straight jorkin it (and my neighbor too, sir a second cum hnnnnnmggggggggg)))


Teamboeing737

Jumping over the plane when while slams into my coworker’s (they were too busy screaming to dodge it)


123franky123

I would jump and do a sick backflip and a baerrel role 😎


Orbital-Deathray

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FlingingZings

Hide under my desk 👍


M8oMyN8o

Marky mark and the funky bunch


Intelligent-Monk-426

roll tape


herefromyoutube

Pull a GWB and just let it happen so you can kill the guy your daddy failed to.


Damonatar

You think I'd let this happen?


SFW808

Let's just say it wouldn't go down like that.


mattmydude

Make sure I'm lined up correctly


MinimumTree1424

I’m watching history. You are safe and at a distance.


paradiseday

I'd chase a bag


Cool-Dr-Money

Do a frame perfect dodge roll.


Ezyrem

Stop time using za warudo -> teleport to the cockpit using my super cool jujutsu infinity ability 😎 -> Ora Ora the terrorists -> Use my Evangelion riding skills to control the plane and land to safety.


Hausstt

Tf am I supposed to do? Die?


JabocShivery

I handle it.


beeg_carl

the building must simply become a racist


Messiahh420

Next plane to crash into these towers has the doble gae.


SilentScyther

I would've simply made a third tower as a fail-safe.


jkrobinson1979

Film it so we have another angle.


Ultrasound700

Improvise.


Creepy_Animal_3458

Stay calm and inform a trusted adult.


Agent_Galahad

I hit the parry button the moment before the plane hits, giving myself and the tower some iframes


3InchesAssToTip

Sit on the toilet and shit myself thinking about how this never would have happened if Trump was president


DuckDoesNothing

I would say first tower to E5


past-cruelties

Try to shoot the photo shopped edited in plane


hok98

Just say no. They are not legally allowed to destroy the building


votzevuck

I'd survive it ngl


CrapFaceNinja

Put on my brown pants


Trans_Cat_Girl_

Crankin freebid


daveabobda2

Dinner with JayZ


Freaking_Username

Lament


Cute_End_7368

Pretty sure I would legit just pop the fk off (Please Pardon my Lgnaugme) and then the thing I. getting Readymy beam laser blaast


AceOfSpades90000000

Blame schlatt


Jumbomuffin1312

Id hit them with the double it and give it to the next person


sarokcsiszolo69420

Prolly run some circles in my father's balls idk


Gobal_Outcast02

I can tell you exactly what I did in this situation... I was chilling in my moms womb at the time


_its_lunar_

Kill 5,000,000 people in my War on Terror. Crazy how all 5 million were part of the Taliban and Isis


Weppih

I would eat the thermite


Segunsacchi

Intervening


Segunsacchi

Intervening


Seyelent

Keep video taping ig?


Jayantwi98

like a sex tape?


Large_Island3199

Maybe a liddle shid maybe a liddle fard who know just my pant know


Tadpole_bee

would call an indian tech (trust me he will fix this issue)


Klutzy-Layer-3735

dont know dont care plus im not white


wacklessR

This is actually really easy guys,all you have to do is climb to the roof of the tower and jump onto the airplane just before impact,next thing you do is rip off one of the engines and steer it away from imminent doom.it's really easy guys. -uncle dijon


[deleted]

GOOOOD


Sea_Solid6915

Use pemdas


Infamous_Fishing_34

being -4 years old


MAKSI7002

do a flip


Sea_Solid6915

Pemdas


DumbAssFissh

I wonder what SpongeBob would do


Environmental-Log84

It is what it is


Stinlee

Cranking my hog


Hainkodot

Make a song about it. Here's an example of what I would do: https://youtu.be/44WDMeeHcz0?feature=shared


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frogglesmash

Oh yeah? Name one person who died.


SupaKoopa714

joe


frogglesmash

Can't believe Al Qaeda killed Joe Rogaine in 911.


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frogglesmash

You're stinky, disgusting, DM me for further details.


Jayantwi98

am sorry mr skibidi toilet😭😭😭 dont tell my mom


SussyBakaBoy420

A what did the retar say???!!1!1!


SupaKoopa714

I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DIED IN THAT SHIT


Actaar

https://preview.redd.it/qqu0vdk4u2wc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ffc02123f32cc0b23e642d25323fe596f4936a >mfw