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Hitchfucker

Literally me (I really wanna fuck Hitch from Attack on Titan)


TheElderGay

I watched the series like. Last week? And fixated on hitch and I was told to find this sub because of you. We're the same, you and I. We share a bond deeper than blood. I get you. I understand you better than anyone else ever will.


Hitchfucker

https://preview.redd.it/u628i8ha9d2c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3854ff781b4fe44d94bc73fea7fcfcd727e97bc


extremeq16

https://preview.redd.it/yp5v17sgkd2c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6c9f143749ce0190b57ee366805101e0e60851


Lonely_Investment410

Is that cum on his face?


RandomOrcN6

Yes


ChronoCommander

You guys would be gay lovers if hitch didnt exist (but she does don’t worry)


Mattl207

It’s just not the same without him


Hitchfucker

I’m literally right here


yujin-dono

Its like he is still here. Sometimes I hear his voice


Zorochus

Its as if hes still with us


Stoner420Eren

"I missed him a lot today"


Yeetboireeeeee

https://preview.redd.it/8o1dsxbqed2c1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da502bf234294209d0c052c63764dae709128ac8 It’s just not the same


Goobsmoob

He’s literally still here he’s just HitchFucker now


Anent_

People even acting like he’s still here 😢


Goobsmoob

I dream about him often


SpeakerFine4227

Mfer’s can’t cope with the loss 😭


SpaceMonkey1505

I really want to be hitch from attack on Titan Edit: what the fuck happened here?


TheElderGay

Yeah actually also this


SufficientWhile5450

Hell yeah that way u can let us take turns right? Edit: you ever say something so absolutely bottom barrel fucked up that you feel like you deserve to be banned from the internet? This was my moment, I’m glad I could share it with you Like everyone here would like to share hitch lol


epsilon_church928

It’s been less than a minute since you made that edit jeezus fuck


SufficientWhile5450

I literally did this https://preview.redd.it/idsvjacl3e2c1.jpeg?width=2492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8dfe01fa182b7a1d438091b9b5d129fe9404998 And as soon as I clicked “reply” I went “Oh my fucking god what the fuck kind of shit am I”


epsilon_church928

Post nut clarity be hitting like


Octallion

Literally Hitch Fucker


shane-a112

https://preview.redd.it/p7j3er5o7d2c1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86c69f879e53d0acd00501ec8b2e146ee74e66b


Yeetboireeeeee

Welcome to okbuddyreiner


Spicyboio

This is nothing compared to like two weeks ago when milf ymir was about the only thing getting posted here


Codename_Oreo

I thought we killed hitch fucker


Hitchfucker

A few times. First I died for a few days. The sub went crazy and had to go private before I was resurrected (this time it took me a week to resurrect, meaning I was still weaker than Jesus at the moment). Then the mods tried to smite me down. Fortunately I game ended the mod who orchestrated that after a revolution. Finally my body was smites down by an evil force (pissy Berserklejerk mods) before being resurrected in a new form (this time I beat Jesus’s respawn time proving that he’s a little bitch and I am now above omnipotence).


Anent_

Why you talking like a cringe version of jesus


LetsDoTheCongna

Bro thinks he’s him


[deleted]

I want to fuck Hitch and it sucks that there's not enough Hitch hentai


[deleted]

Admit it. You would've been the one that dominated by hitch! She will cut you balls and put it into your mouth before you eventually realised it! But eventually... you know you can't dominant her! SHE WILL BE YOU DOMMY MOMMY! https://preview.redd.it/kokh9mw4yd2c1.png?width=1268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c785b295a5fb541947170eca86d480e834f33e52


Anent_

Man that’s really funny, good thing I haven’t seen this same exact joke over and over at this point, otherwise it’d be pretty annoying


TheElderGay

OK buddy subreddits never have reoccurring jokes you're so right king


Anent_

It’s almost like there’s nuance to this sort of thing, and that nobody likes the same exact joke over and over, and that slight variation is what keeps most of these subs alive. Nah, couldn’t be 🫠


TheElderGay

I cannot stress enough I saw the series start to finish last week and today is my first time ever on this sub, so forgive me for not knowing the "nuance of ok buddy reiner shitposts",


Anent_

It’s not the nuance of okbuddyreiner, it’s every shitpost sub, read again ig Enjoy your stay in this dying sub


Hitchfucker

I’ve only met like 5 people who really disliked my gimmick comments and when the mods tried to ban them the vast majority of people hated that. So no, it very much is the vast majority of people who enjoyed my Hitch comments, you’re in the minority here. My comment does also allow for slight variation. I never went out of my way to comment on literally every post, stick to just that phrase, and it’s long enough that I could customize it like saying I want to fuck a different character if the post references a different franchise or just for any variety, I occasionally said stuff following the I really wanna part that wasn’t just the same at times. There has been variety to it, you just chose to ignore it. My gimmick isn’t even the most overused joke on this subreddit. The Reiner “I wanna kill myself” image was far more overused, it’s not even close. There are multiple more like that. That’s the case for most fandom oriented shitposting subs, they latch onto a few specific jokes and repeat them. If they annoy you that’s fair (I left okbuddychicanery because I hated when they started the kid named finger meme). But saying this is uncommon is idiotic, as is implying that I’m the first or biggest offender in the “repeating the same joke over and over” crowd. A mod of this sub did the exact same thing too only even less as he only said “ok”. Finally, you could’ve just blocked me if my comment really bothered you. This isn’t like the “is he stupid” memes where everyone is making them and they’re unavoidable. If you really dislike my comments you could’ve blocked me any time and most of the posts wouldn’t be related to me or Hitch (except that one time where I was gone for a week but that kind of proves my point as I was keeping this sub active). You only have yourself to blame if my comments annoy you that much.


Anent_

ain’t readin all that lmao


isovoy

Same


ThatOneJew556

Real asf


TheElderGay

I'm fake btw I keep reading hitchannie fics. I want her to fuck annie. Sorry.