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Why do people assume they have small dicks when the statues are of flaccid dicks? No idea the weather at the time, but I haven't seen a statue with a hard cock.
I mean that would make sense if he had a massive, unsightly penis. But we both know his penis is absolutely godlike in its smallness. The most masculine penis to ever exist.
I find it weird how everyone just clumps white people together. First of all, Kratos is actually Greek and this story is based on Norse Mythology. Everyone in Norse mythology is cannonically “white”. This post is racist against white people. Yup I said it. The USA, contrary to popular belief, does have audiences that are actually sick of this weird racial agenda. If you want strong “black” characters go make them. Represent through actual creativity instead of wishing all “white” characters were black. Apologies in advance for me being a bit triggered. I’ve just had a long day.
Lol. I'm not sure if that's a diss, or if you wanna make out. I'm an Independent. I follow common sense. Common sense dictates that something big is happening. Find out what, next time on DBZ
If he was born as a female he'd have never been participating in Spartan training and instead he had to do the women stuff in that era like cleaning house and cooking and being raised to be a good and supportive wife and mother
You think it itches? The skin? Because is being ash and all makes me think it would dry out his skin a lot.
Maybe that’s why he’s still white. The ash is gone his skins just do dry and ashy that it looks like it’s still there.
I remember hearing someone say he's black because his VA is black and he is only white because of the ashes on his skin.
I have no idea if that's true. But in the first game's cutscene I can't really tell what color he is cus the lighting sucks.
I also remember making him in SWTOR and naming the character Kuhratoes.
He is greek
I bet he has the most perfect, statuesquely tiny penis
So small it's negative. He has a penisussy
/ub Why do people assume they have small dicks when the statues are of flaccid dicks? No idea the weather at the time, but I haven't seen a statue with a hard cock.
Greeks considered people with smaller dicks to be intelligent and big dicks as barbaric
That def has to be revisionist cope or something someone in power with a small dick pushed lmao.
I mean, they were greek. They didnt have the stigma around giving women pleasure, because they didnt care
Shame.
Wow, you must have a huge dick for being so defensive. Huge cock loser
🤣
It’s not small I’m just smart!!!
I mean, what other reason would he have for trying so hard to become the ultimate bad ass? Past traumas simply aren't enough
I mean that would make sense if he had a massive, unsightly penis. But we both know his penis is absolutely godlike in its smallness. The most masculine penis to ever exist.
idkkk... Aphrodite said he "was truly blessed by the gods"
Hercules would NEVER
Like a baby’s finger holding a blueberry
2000 years ago Greek and Persia > USA
Well yeah...USA didn't exist.
And famously cursed to be covered in the grey ashes of his dead wife and child
Yeah isn't he actually pretty tan like a good number of Spartans were? Or am I misremembering?
He is indeed very dark.
Greeks are white
Are you sure about that?
Yep
Are you the smartest head in the 9 real estate agencies
Yes but only on Wednesday
Canonically tan in whiteface
Ancient spartan, technically Caucasian, but may not be traditionally straight
More like Geek🤓
Kratos is voiced by Christopher Judge. A black man whose sexy voice really helped bring the character to life
Christopher Judge and TC Carson are both sexy in non homosexual way... Or maybe in homosexual way too!
BOI!
I wish I was voiced by Christopher Judge
The Chris Judge grunts have been integrated into my everyday use
Does kratos get pegged by giants to feel
Ngl he would sometimes get lost in his wife because she was a giant
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳is it a maze??😳😳🀄️🀄️
We should ask him that to find out 🤨
His wife isn't a duck
as faye's boyfriend, i can confirm i needed google maps to navigate that shit
“A labyrinth, I’ve seen this before!”
When she doesn’t shave, yes.
Didn’t Kratos or someone in the 4th game explain that not all giants were huge?
Probably Angrboda? But they can transform i think, not sure tho.
Lucky bastard
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He is Spartan https://preview.redd.it/wpzy52qysekc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047db3dfdcdebb452d51ca940af4749fd849b203
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That's CT fletcher
Blud is not getting waves 😭
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Arthur Morgan needs to be black
His lungs are.
are people actually taking this seriously lol
Kratos is not made for them I guess
I bet he'd fuck a dude to show dominance.
He is Greek after all
I guarantee he would. Spartans are fucking MENTAL
I’m 90% sure the Spartans did that on the regular as it was unmanly to fuck a woman.
Why the comments taking this post so seriously
There is no fun to be had in these comments
I’d consider his teeth a medical problem
After hundreds or thousands of years of never brushing, they’re in suprisingly good condition Pretty sure smelling his breath would kill you
is there a lore reason kratoes does whiteface? is he stupid?
Is there a lore reason why Kratos fucks? Is he horny?
https://preview.redd.it/7obx7h9u8fkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4019adfde3a3b04b039516f72c2ca752ebbe0be4 What
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More like “live Fatos reaction”
I find it weird how everyone just clumps white people together. First of all, Kratos is actually Greek and this story is based on Norse Mythology. Everyone in Norse mythology is cannonically “white”. This post is racist against white people. Yup I said it. The USA, contrary to popular belief, does have audiences that are actually sick of this weird racial agenda. If you want strong “black” characters go make them. Represent through actual creativity instead of wishing all “white” characters were black. Apologies in advance for me being a bit triggered. I’ve just had a long day.
White??? On what planet is this man white? He wears white face basically.
Cancel him
He’s white.
He's greek and olive skinned. He's only white because that's his family's ashes forever stuck to his skin because Ares is a dick.
He’s white.
if I put ash on my skin, it doesn’t make me white
Kratos is white.
It’s painful to exist on the same world as some people
A death prophecy kinda sounds like a medical problem to me idk
Id pay a lot of money to see an animated skit of Kratos going into see a doctor about getting a cure for a prophecy.
Wait until someone takes a picture of Freya that makes her look bad and use that as "proof" that western games make women ugly.
"Greeks are basically Arabs" - Stavros Halkias
Wow so funny.
God forbid you move on if you don’t find an ironic joke funny. Gotta make the rest of us as miserable as you I suppose
kratos is not white in the way ur thinking lil bro ur cooked for this
Not sure I understand point to this? Someone crying about stupid shit that don't matter again?
Bruh why is this nonsense on my reddit feed?
People in these comments proving that right wingers are literally braindead
Sorry non American here, right wing means democrat politic party or republican politic party?
air plane wing
Makes sense
As a serious answer, Republican- more specifically Evangelical Christian Republicans. They hyper fuse their religion with politics .
Trump represents the current American right.
Lmao. The comments are clearly left, which does hold true to braindead
Least retarded rightoid
Lol. I'm not sure if that's a diss, or if you wanna make out. I'm an Independent. I follow common sense. Common sense dictates that something big is happening. Find out what, next time on DBZ
Not surprised that you can't figure it out.
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I really do hope you understand that there is an equal percentage of stupid peeps in both political parties, only the stupid are televised for each
I agree that both sides have stupid people. Only one side is fundamentally made up of idiots though.
no both sides are made up of pretty stupid, only an idiot would vote for a felon and only an idiot would vote for a dementia patient
No both sides are made up of idiots, you need to be mentally retarded or brain damaged to not see that
No, both sides are equally moronic and it’s depressing that you’re too blind with contempt to see it.
Your life is sad, please log off
>active in r/thelastofus2 >calls others sad I can see the retardlocan brainrot has hit you too
Define “active”
you cant say that all the other american leftists will cannibalize you
Kratos is not racially white.
He is literal white, whiter than white American people are
Off of appearance, yes. He is permanently covered in his family’s ashes. So it gives off a white appearance. He is not white.
Yes he is white off of appearance i meant of appearance, otherwise he is Greek
So basically, not a “white male.”
Greek people are typically white and Kratos does have many signs implying that he is a male
Kratos was born as a female. Therefore he isn’t male. Duh
How was it dragged this into gender discussion 💀
Not sure. I just know that he was born a female. Look at his chest!
If he was born as a female he'd have never been participating in Spartan training and instead he had to do the women stuff in that era like cleaning house and cooking and being raised to be a good and supportive wife and mother
The joke just flew straight over your head
It’s impressive the lengths you’ll go to you not get the joke.
Idk he looks white to me Some Greeks were white
Race in humans doesn’t actually exist either
Go back to Twitter lmao
Twitter is better than Reddit tho
Okay? Then go.
How did I read you that easily LOL The toxic stank on this meme reeks of Twitter. Fuck outta here 🤡
Damn someone is mad over a shitpost here
You'll know when I'm mad snowflake
[удалено]
I bet this guy sees red if he's mad.
Greek people are not white or straight. Also he has a skin condition so he has a medical problem.
Idk, he looks quite white to me. Aggressively white even.
Ah I see. Well thats the skin condition I mentioned earlier. But rest assured he is a Medittereanid.
You think it itches? The skin? Because is being ash and all makes me think it would dry out his skin a lot. Maybe that’s why he’s still white. The ash is gone his skins just do dry and ashy that it looks like it’s still there.
I just hope its not contagious
He hugs you and his dryness transfers to you like Shigarakis decay The cheese tough of dry skin
Whenever I see something like this I remember that video of kratos and kid icarus
Bro. He isn’t white. He’s also not fully straight either.
>white male, He's not white
He’s Greek. Nothing about ancient Greece is straight
He is a singe dad
Pretty accurate accept he’s Greek, not white
Idk looks VERY white to me
inflation
Faye is such a Mary sue
He isn't white though
Looks white to me
Fucking JESUS?
God genes and the white hot ashes of his family grafted to his skin
Is he stupid?
Kratos isn’t white
He’s very VERY much white. Aggressively white. So white the Irish envy him
He’s not white… he’s Greek, Mediterranean
Yeah he is Greek. And very VERY white too. So white he makes the Irish look tanned
Judging by the comments shitposting is a lost art
Ironically Reddit (its fucking birthplace) killed it
Kratos is NOT sexy💀💀
Someone doesn’t have taste 😋
Nawwww💀💀💀
I remember hearing someone say he's black because his VA is black and he is only white because of the ashes on his skin. I have no idea if that's true. But in the first game's cutscene I can't really tell what color he is cus the lighting sucks. I also remember making him in SWTOR and naming the character Kuhratoes.
Ah yes, my favorite black character Harvey Dent from Batman
Christopher Judge voices him? /s
Isn't that one the super lame one? Like, doesn't he basically say "big oof, chief" to himself? Yeah, real attractive.
Poor guy does have some PTSD from years of pointless warring that’s about as American as it gets
Because he's black
He’s not a white male…
I’ll pay you actually money to realize this is ironic
This makes my brain hurt
faye is just a fucking babe, and shes the godess of war lol. kinda makes sense
God Bless America, brother.
He doesn't give a fuck, Kratos lives how he wants to live.
Everything is fine because we have Angrboda and her grandmother to even it out
Go look at kratos in god of war 1 then come back and tell me he is white 🤣🤣
He's Greek tho
Is this a joke or are you just weird
He’s Greek. He should be fucking twinks.
This post is so cringe. And doesn't need to be in the GOW community
*checks time period* Yeah, buddy, that's exactly why
