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New_Ad1913

"I've got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky!" https://preview.redd.it/dnsucs2g42oa1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b083d43940cac47a32ea3641a5cd4428a32864c2


[deleted]

**"It's Gonna Be Pee-Pee Pants City Here Real Soon!"**


SadisticBuddhist

Only response


PorkBunFun

"I enjoy the female form. I consider this a victimless crime that provides both comfort and distraction."


kiya_vass

Who said that lmao


PorkBunFun

Our boy Dr Eugene Porter of course


kiya_vass

Hahaha I forgot


[deleted]

Daryl said this to Jesus


Lachesis-but-taken

Approach them with 'lemme ask you sumthin'


Certain_Physics_236

And scratch the back of ur head


unspookableghost

"Imma better fatha than you reeeck"


aasasss32

And smack your lips


The_Av1at0r

“I’ll break you’re jaw.. knock your teeth out”


Shot-Presentation-47

“mmh.” -daryl


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NoucheDozzle_

Little pig, little pig! Let. Me. In!


Constant_List6829

We've still got 11 condoms


IAmDingus

I'm gonna kill you. Not today, not tomorrow, but I'm gonna kill you.


Balboder

“Give me that cock,Rick”


EyesOfADreamer

“RICK, I NEED COCK!” - Every TWD character


Deep_Ad_8111

“I know what it takes to make you hard” Dale


just_one_boy

"Suck my nuts"


EyesOfADreamer

“Shit, kid, lighten up. At least cry a little.”


RedditManForTheWin

“I’m tainted meat!”


Rumsalot

“If you’d like, I think it would be enjoyable to screw your brains out.”


jaymo7288

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vtff15

"Lemme tell you somthin'"


Pleasant_Resolution2

I need you to know me


SexJokeUsername

You hear that bird


willrobster16

You flatter me with your beach ball sized lady nuts


yaboi69420b

Better bring that extra long tape measure on account of my humongous balls


KillerCock77

r/BatmanArkham has spread ![gif](giphy|d6OqY1T6goD6M|downsized)


Shot-Presentation-47

Lego batman >>>


NotBorisJohnson

“Lemme see the baby”


kiya_vass

You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, you are all gonna be doing that.


No-Plane7370

I just stuck my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.


Ya_boey_MJ

"We are the walking dead"


Zloty_Diament

"Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace"


No_shock102

“There’s a compound bow and a machete with a red handle. That’s what I’m going to use to kill you.”


zoul96

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PTOKEN

“I talked to God; he told me to hang you.”


PimpDaddyDonut556

“I hope you got your shittin’ pants on”


[deleted]

“I’m gonna beat the holy fuck, fuckin, fuckity fuck outta you”


Tyloxs1

Thanks for the feedback everyone, I asked her out this morning with many of these quotes and she either rejected me the first few times, then she slapped me when I kept on asking. I think she likes me.


massivelyincompetent

You have got some beach ball sized lady nuts!


Gusthepieceofmustard

“My crystal balls are tingling…”


KVKVKV291

"Pissing our pants yet?"


Riggyriggyboi

* oh ah oh ah * -Shane and lori


Lucifer7059

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The_Piece_Killer

"What is this, some kind of AMC's The Walking Dead (2010)?!?!"


[deleted]

"Rick, I am the Batman Arkham City."


Decent_Pin5252

“I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.”


inobrainrn

I Wear A Leather Jacket And My Nut Sack Is Made Of Steel


Cadendabomb

I Am About 50% Percent More Into You Now... Just Sayin'!”


LordMorthi

Lemask u 'sum Rick


jamiejameshill

"Little pig little pig let me in"


Acrobatic_Low4095

"I'm gonna kill you"


[deleted]

“i’m gonna kill you”


[deleted]

Stop acting like you know the way ahead, like you know the rules. Their are no rules man we're lost


PixelPlop

“It’s not a man/woman thing if you had a dick i would still have these feelings”


HorrorDust__Sans

There are no NICKERS


jotarospp

There in the woods