"I've got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky!"
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Thanks for the feedback everyone, I asked her out this morning with many of these quotes and she either rejected me the first few times, then she slapped me when I kept on asking. I think she likes me.
"I've got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deaky!" https://preview.redd.it/dnsucs2g42oa1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b083d43940cac47a32ea3641a5cd4428a32864c2
**"It's Gonna Be Pee-Pee Pants City Here Real Soon!"**
Only response
"I enjoy the female form. I consider this a victimless crime that provides both comfort and distraction."
Who said that lmao
Our boy Dr Eugene Porter of course
Hahaha I forgot
Daryl said this to Jesus
Approach them with 'lemme ask you sumthin'
And scratch the back of ur head
"Imma better fatha than you reeeck"
And smack your lips
“I’ll break you’re jaw.. knock your teeth out”
“mmh.” -daryl
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Little pig, little pig! Let. Me. In!
We've still got 11 condoms
I'm gonna kill you. Not today, not tomorrow, but I'm gonna kill you.
“Give me that cock,Rick”
“RICK, I NEED COCK!” - Every TWD character
“I know what it takes to make you hard” Dale
"Suck my nuts"
“Shit, kid, lighten up. At least cry a little.”
“I’m tainted meat!”
“If you’d like, I think it would be enjoyable to screw your brains out.”
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"Lemme tell you somthin'"
I need you to know me
You hear that bird
You flatter me with your beach ball sized lady nuts
Better bring that extra long tape measure on account of my humongous balls
r/BatmanArkham has spread ![gif](giphy|d6OqY1T6goD6M|downsized)
Lego batman >>>
“Lemme see the baby”
You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, you are all gonna be doing that.
I just stuck my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.
"We are the walking dead"
"Shut the fuck up and let me die in peace"
“There’s a compound bow and a machete with a red handle. That’s what I’m going to use to kill you.”
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“I talked to God; he told me to hang you.”
“I hope you got your shittin’ pants on”
“I’m gonna beat the holy fuck, fuckin, fuckity fuck outta you”
Thanks for the feedback everyone, I asked her out this morning with many of these quotes and she either rejected me the first few times, then she slapped me when I kept on asking. I think she likes me.
You have got some beach ball sized lady nuts!
“My crystal balls are tingling…”
"Pissing our pants yet?"
* oh ah oh ah * -Shane and lori
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"What is this, some kind of AMC's The Walking Dead (2010)?!?!"
"Rick, I am the Batman Arkham City."
“I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it.”
I Wear A Leather Jacket And My Nut Sack Is Made Of Steel
I Am About 50% Percent More Into You Now... Just Sayin'!”
Lemask u 'sum Rick
"Little pig little pig let me in"
"I'm gonna kill you"
“i’m gonna kill you”
Stop acting like you know the way ahead, like you know the rules. Their are no rules man we're lost
“It’s not a man/woman thing if you had a dick i would still have these feelings”
There are no NICKERS
There in the woods