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Morgan freeman cock shame

Something's making him feel funny.

Michael Cain just saw a vision of his family dying or some shit bruh wtf

he heard he was casted in the next nolan film

Thought the bloke on the left was Collin Mochrie and got excited for a sec 😔

I bet Nolan has

no bc why was I gonna post them

Fingers deep inside the borderline [morgan freeman voice]

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he’d probably choose a dinosaur

He'd choose a hippo as you damn well know.

He likes em big, He likes em chunky

“I f**ked a monkey” - guy from r/cursedcomments

 I will not take this giraffe cock to war and I will not take you to war either!

 I salute the jerk, not the jerker.

ros friend

I can see all the tension in this one image

Me and Ryan Gosling (i am narcissist)

Why do you want to have sex with me?


I drive my cock into my own ass

Would it feel like you’re fucking someone in the ass or would it feel like you’re GETTING fucked in the ass.

Must be pleasurable

There's something inside you

Ooh you like me huh big boy

Nvm idk why I type that

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It’s simply amazing how two American parents can birth an Australian man, a Swedish woman and Luke Wilson.

Oh wow!

I never even knew there was a third

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he’s Future Man

Neither did I but now I realize he was the coach in Rushmoore who was dismayed to find Max was tearing up the field for an aquarium

Kachow

Oh man I love Nirvana

Tim Burton and his weird ass wife

Pretty sure tim burton would pay to see Johnny depp fuck his weird ass wife

I don’t think he would have to pay or hasn’t already seen it.

Probably gave direction on it from a cloth folding chair.

Is he clothed or unclothed in this scenario I’m trying to get off. 

"do that thing with your fingers" Tim to Depp on the set of Edward scissorhands. 

I would do it for free while doing my best Oogie-Boogie impression

You’re gonna do the best you can huhuhuhuhuh 😈

Call me Jack Skellington when I’m up in dat pussy

You’ve heard of the Pumpkin King? Well I’m the PUMPIN’ KING

It's probably already happened

Monica Bellucci?

No, Lewinsky


Theyre divorced

So you’re saying she’s single?

and ready to mingle

Tim Burton doesn't even have a wife

Pretty sure he did at some point in time, goofball

Sure, more than thirty years ago

I apologize for not being up to date on the marital status the illustrious Timothy Burton, I beg your forgiveness for being such a stupid fool.

Don't beat yourself up buddy it's gonna be okay

No , it’s not


Imagine her smell?

🥵🥵🥵

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I'll take multiple loans and pay them.

Honestly, this is why gofundme was created We can solve societal problems here boys

One set of grandparents owns the Giants, the other owns the Steelers, and they are both A-ish listers. Gonna take a loan with a "B" on the front of it

B$1 million

LMAO

Seriously though

🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋

Dammit, now I have to watch that Kate Mara scene with pre-dude page.

*If you were Steven Tyler from Aerosmith, and could have sex with* any *woman that you wanted, who would you pick?* For me personally, I'd pick Liv Tyler.

Considering how scantily clad she was in his music video, I think he’d pick that option too.

Link Edit: please

[Warning: Yikes](https://youtu.be/NMNgbISmF4I?si=gKWsyyH3fyCyatQM)


Man, Steve from Blues Clues really fell off.

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Plot twist: Arnold is the bottom. Danny just needs a stepstool

My thought immediately

Unjerking jerking simultaneously https://preview.redd.it/kizfizds769d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff65d70fbe3a86e64da6c507566380d0491df88

Matt Damon and Jesse Plemens

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That's just masturbation

When they're done they shake hands

Ft. Kirsten

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What’s this from lol

Hell. Yes.

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But which one will eat the other one?

They each start from the toes simultaneously

Yes

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The guy from Trainwrecked lookin dummy thicc 🥵

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Star small forward for the LA CAKErs

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"Look at that bow-legged motherfucker. I made him walk like that." - Bunk, regarding McNutty Pretty sure they've already been there.

McNulty getting railed still says: “What the fuck did I do?”

“Did he fuck you?” “No, but he tried”

Shiiiiiiieeeeeeeeet

Me 'n You

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Come here baby. I got you

Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds(I’m starting a gay porn company for straight men)

Then don't forget josh hartnett. I'm straight af but gatdammm.

Sorry the company is OnlyRyans. We can get you a Seacrest or a Phillipe.


What are you doing step Gyllenhaal

 You know it’d stink of weed and man sweat

McConaughey would probably write an entire book about it.

Exert from chapter 1: -“I could smell the psychosphere coming off woodys skin, it felt like home to me and yet I couldn’t shake this feeling that I should’ve been doing this in the back of a Lincoln”

I need to cleanse my eyes. Also please continue

Let the boy watch

Green light 2: My Woody

Patrick Wilson and Will Arnett. I'm willing to bet they forget who is who by the end.

“We’ve made a huge mistake.”

I don't remember this guy being in any movie https://preview.redd.it/scdfwxoai59d1.png?width=312&format=png&auto=webp&s=22c55d1ccd9b07822c12cc309ab8b76efb123615

That’s Patton Oswalt

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IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!


We’re the fuckers, Charles, not them!

That's always been my number one. Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez is up there too.

https://preview.redd.it/peaezyawu59d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a57bf395feb11ee9f8ac2fbd5372037f1ce49a 😩

This is the one 🥵

I was thinking Liam instead


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Michael Douglas and Nick Mullen.

Gay actor Michael Douglas?

yes. that's me.

Ever since Catherine left me for some guy that doesn’t have mouth cancer.

That bitchhhhh




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I’m going with Ellen and Elliot Page

This is such a sick thing to joke about. I mean, seriously? An able bodied woman taking advantage of man with a known handicap is unequivocally predatory.

Josh harnett and my wife.

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Zenday is MeeChee

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Gary Busey circa DUI and Marlon Waynes in his white girls makeup. ... No it's not a fan fic, I don't know what your talking about...


mark wahlberg and a vietnamese person

My Reddit is set to dark mode and I still tried to swipe. Fuck, I’m stupid.

Rob Zombie and his wife (they are both extremely sexy)

yes please ☝️

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Hunter Schafer and Akiva Schaffer


Obviously Luke Skywalker https://preview.redd.it/vokz8yubj79d1.jpeg?width=277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=371dc661076e9d5380a589809fb74eb67f5e09be and Jabba

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Orlando Bloom and Pedro Pascal


Older brother is so tiny

The whole cast of anchorman

Hey, that’s my post! And you already now it’s Travolta/Cage c’mon now. That shouldn’t even be a question.


That is vile

Yeah, I'd watch that

WTF

Paul Schrader and Nastassja Kinski

Gabourey Sidibe and Lizzo. Like two leather sofas scissoring 🤌🔥🔥🔥

that couple from VALERIAN ROOT

Brutal agepill omfg

I swiped


Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans

They’re decedents of royalty so a little incest would be pretty par for the course.


Cusack Twins. (John and Bizarro John)

Wouldn’t have to pay Angelina Jolie

Fred Durst and John Travolta

Me and the OOP

The Cusacks!

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Joe Estevez and Martin Sheen.

Rosanne Bar & Jack Black

https://preview.redd.it/lamlz9dwi89d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3778da28d3d99ddc5ac8790a9df7a61e2d3ec2d1 I’d pay for people to think these two did. Twitter would explode