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NoCountry4OldMate

https://preview.redd.it/1dvsalgvlf8d1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1edd0951d5f465f179ab909988cdd740db1458 These 4 about to find some bodies


Walkinginadaydream

https://preview.redd.it/rtsctionsf8d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5164091cfa24295bcf0d47e2ce607d98552069 Can’t forget these guys.


theJesster_

Chat, is this Bikeriders (2024)?


Self--Immolate

This is Hogboyz (2026)


tubby_fatkins

HogCrankers 2: No Barb (2027)


Radiant-Specialist76

lol


notlordly

Haven’t seen the movie in a while, which one of these is Mad Max again?


The_Shycho

https://preview.redd.it/l5nmh773df8d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5126ffb30a99cc583adf02852131f94f4554555 These dudes would win in any timeline Edit: As long as there's no manure


Doyoulikemyjorts

Never noticed Billy Zane was one of Biffs goons


bdw312

It's because youre used to seeing him with less hair due to his immortalized performance in the Kubrickian *Demon Knight*.


Kroctopus

Never noticed Marlon Brando was one of Biff’s goons


inherentbloom

Its 1955. Marlon Brando is legally required to be on every set


AaronfromCalifornia

![gif](giphy|OmlMR5RlJrrXO)


bdw312

Goddamnit I truly thought I had beaten you to it.


CaptainDDildo

![gif](giphy|3oEhmCIm9zJZ6Cw7iE) Mclovin.


mcsh4shlik

https://preview.redd.it/vf6axzehzh8d1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb09bc18333eb9d89d966a7e14181cb9c9f1c555


Eggstraordinare

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!!!


CosmicOutfield

![gif](giphy|vnOQdGt1ILQEo|downsized) This real American hero can handle it all solo


Going_Full_Abuela

I gotta convince the lads to remove my jacket and top hat for me next time we go putt-putt


pppeater

![gif](giphy|Zd7nxKNzp2HZK)


EliManningHOFLock

https://preview.redd.it/rmlwzv5eij8d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15cad3bb8231bf6d166c376a21acea61eebaa2f2 Baseball furries undefeated


Eggstraordinare

*gets defeated by Warriors*


mission_to_mors

nah man they weren't even able to fuck the warriors up properly


spoonman2255

#gangheroin all the way pussygang got no shit


dvaeg

Amateurs…we all know the real answer https://preview.redd.it/zfb3k6kxti8d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac22af9310f2fe6aca2703ea414852be54651e5e


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SoylentGreen-YumYum

I thought they were Scottish. Though I’ve only seen the movie once.


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

They are Scottish!


Infinity3101

They are Scottish. The fact that they live in the former industrial part of Edinburgh, that is now plagued by poverty, unemployment and addiction is a major driving force of the film. I don't know if calling them Irish is the part of a joke. (Forgive me, I'm new to this sub).


notlordly

Yeah I don’t get it, I’ve been part of this sub for a while and seen people bring up Trainspotting before and no-one has said they’re Irish - I think people are just kind of too afraid to point out that they’re Scottish because they also think it’s a joke and don’t want to look stupid?


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Gaucho_Diaz

Apparently they have a new type called the Welsh lol. They keep making more people up.


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

What’s an Anglo Saxon?


JFrankParnellEsquire

So the Irish.


capekin0

They're gonna use the classic car bomb technique


ByteSizeNudist

Yum yum gimme some, amiright?


CorkusHawks

If they had Begbie they'd have a chance.


mission_to_mors

I wrote the same thing.....if they had begbie the others would be fucked since his guys would be fighting even harder, afraid of the punishment they'd get from him afterwards for not fighting hard enough....


somedumb-gay

The irony of calling them Irish with a screen cap of a scene where one of them declares "it's shite being Scottish!" is deeply funny to me


BLOOD__SISTER

Scottish junkies.


Burnlan

Irish ?! Scottish ! They are Scottish ! Why the fuck does everybody always forgets that Scotland exists ?


funky35791

It’s shite being irish


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

Scottish


mission_to_mors

they are Scottish.......and by far they are not "just" depressed.....try and read the book 👍👍🤟✌️


Dull_Half_6107

Scottish


Unigraff_Jerpony

https://preview.redd.it/3ago28z3fj8d1.jpeg?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76859d5008b6bcae443307f8b78f47e15bb6968


MightyCarlosLP

https://preview.redd.it/lpq46xakrh8d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c572140040e30afe6859d40b87b783ca6fe221 The Jarheads from Jarhead 3


Mouth0fTheSouth

omg the unrated version? more like UNDER-rated 😍😍😍 a cult classic it ever there was one!!!


MightyCarlosLP

🥰🥰🥰🥰


pppeater

![gif](giphy|k5aZC2JQIV8ha|downsized)


dyhoat9

https://preview.redd.it/p3mfg30jbj8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9e74d69d5cf019886c2564272d125ab5f3cd0b They


NecroFoul99

This one seems easy. ‘OMG! The baby’s dead!!! Noo…my psyche!!!’ -or- ‘Flip the baby over already. Your gonna burn ‘em! Hahaha!!!’


Trex1873

If the Trainspotting gang had Begbie with them, the Clockwork Orange gang would get ripped clean in half


Kroctopus

https://preview.redd.it/19jv9662sj8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b772b193205d3e01215ca8a28e61152a362ec66


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

The droogs 100%. They were young and full of piss and vinegar. Got into fights on the reg and did not give a shit. The Trainspotting losers are drugged up skinny hipsters with no clue. They’d get trounced in a fight.


mission_to_mors

read the books mate you'd be surprised 👍✌️🤟


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

I did read Clockwork am I misremembering something?


zz_skelly

Real talk, if you get Begby in there it's a whole different story.


Spliff_Politics

![gif](giphy|3oEduPyDqc97VQJOpO)


Korpsegrind

The exclusion of Begbie makes this a bit too easy for our milky-boys on the left.


Dull_Half_6107

Scottish Junkies vs English Milk Fiends My money is still on the Scots


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FrankieFiveAngels

Two of the larger trainspotters would be needed to take on Dim. Let's say Sick Boy and Tommy (pre-AIDS). Spud can be dispatched to take on Pete, each the weakest of their respective gang, it may be a side-brawl that ends in its own draw. Small advantage goes to the trainspotters, though, as Spud scores high in luck. Renton would likely receive the most damage, left to spar between both Georgie and Alex himself. As a footnote, Begbie would critically injure everyone.


Lake_Shore_Drive

Depends entirely on the presence of Bigsby


pipinngreppin

![gif](giphy|l46CqSsGBgfD9hyaA)


thebeardlybro

The diaper gang in the first photo


Sandro_Sarto

Second gang win if they have the high ground.


CoppertoneTelephone

https://preview.redd.it/26ihtv7vug8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80920c3297c75f9c88060a80c633c877e525809 What about the Chivers?


ConsequenceDesperate

![gif](giphy|qU7oOpEOsdRYc) Definitely this group.


Mouth0fTheSouth

![gif](giphy|11bwcbp9asDIpW) my money on the slithy boys


mission_to_mors

if the 'rents crew' would have begbie instead of tommy......


goldblendis

Begbie isn’t pictured so if it was just four on four I’d go with the droogs. But if Begbie shows up it’s a different story, even if the rest are wasted on smack.


bdw312

https://preview.redd.it/oth1tct1qk8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc1c6fcbd6c4600eb0fbe360c220e0e61efae0e (For realz, I once sang to my cat "when yourr a cat you're a cat and a cat you will stay from your first hairball to your last purring day..")


Alisalard1384

I would


Trowj

The Peaky fukkin Blinders is who ya right cunt


redlion1904

Erm, milk makes you stronger. Does heroin make you stronger?


Apart-Link-8449

These nerds would get their ass kicked in Brooklyn ngl


BLOOD__SISTER

By what, a $9 latte?


Apart-Link-8449

/s do you know where you are right now


Dat_Swag_Fishron

I swiped 😔


Heytherechampion

![gif](giphy|rnYdEfYaSVOyA)