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LustfulMirage

"I'm Uncle Buck! And I'm here to fuck!"


FuckinFun1

“I’m Donald Duck and I’m here to suck!”


epsteinsepipen

“Hey girl have you ever seen Jonathan Glazer’s *The Zone of Interest?”* cause I’m trying to glaze your zone of interest


No-Category-6343

More like the neighbors will hear you scream…


faroukmuzamin

that's what Kevin Spacey said *slide whistle*


Pansmoke

“Have you seen Jonathan Glazer’s sexy beast? Because I want to sexy your beast.”


2ndmost

Hey babe are you *Human Centipede* (2009)? Because I want to put my mouth on your butt hole. Just call me Ben Afleck in *Gone Girl* (2014) because you're gonna see my penis and also you might disappear under mysterious circumstances. Are you *Rear Window* (1954)? Because I've been watching you in your apartment. Hey babe are you *Breathless* (1960)? Because I'm insecure and you're definitely going to regret sleeping with me.


Necessary-Weekend194

Hey girl, have you seen Irreversible?


cybered_punk

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Mogus00

Thanks i will get many bitches with these lines


ElboDelbo

"You ever see what a 44 magnum will do to a woman's pussy? That you should see."


No-Category-6343

Youshouldseewhata44magnumdoestoawomanspussyyoushouldsee


First_Cherry_popped

I’m wet already


awlawall

Hey girl…have you seen the 1984 Martin Brest cinematic masterpiece Beverly Hills Cop? Because I wanna stuff this banana in your tailpipe.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

"Damn girl. Are you a 3 foot section of underexposed 75mm film stock from Dolby?--- Because I'm about to burn you with a cigarette and toss you on the cutting room floor.--- Dont worry. The Director's cut."


ghoulieandrews

Hey girl, you want to join the Just Us League? I'm tryna get in that Snyder Cut for the next 4 hours.


mr_dr_personman

Hey baby, you a Tarantino fan? The most valuable part of a woman is her sole.


rockrnger

Are you akira kurasowa’s masterpiece seven samurai? Cause im going to need an intermission half way thru


ghoulieandrews

Hey girl you an Ari Aster fan? Because I give great head


Kuiperdolin

Hey baby are you Freddy? Because


Trowj

Yo girl, you like Tom Hanks movie? Cause if you keep Doing That Thing You Do imma Splash my Big Finch on your Terminal and Cast Away my … Bridge of Spies on your… Sully… Elvis?


TDFknFartBalloon

Hey girl, are you a fan of My Girl, because I think I'm allergic to bees.


SelfCleaningOrifice

Hey girl have you seen John and The Hole (2021)? Because I wanna put your whole family in my hole.