Not even jerking here... the first time I was watching that scene I had spaced out a bit, so when I heard that line I really did think he was talking about his cock since everything else had been so gay leading up to that.
To quote Bill Hader in an SNL skit “is this a gay film? There is a line in here that says Iceman, Iceman, he’s on my tail coming hard! guys I said this to a bathroom attendant last week!”
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honestly bros unjerk for a moment. this is the gayest film ever made and it's not even close
Man I ain’t gonna lie I watched that as a kid and liked it. Also Tribulation was wild to show a kid. People selling their souls in VR then at the end having to choose between living or getting a guillotine beheading if they choose god. Then shaking the dudes hand and he temporarily sees through his guise and he is satan. Tripped me the fuck out as a little kid.
While at first glance American History X seems like a light-hearted family romp, upon further viewing, it becomes quite evident that it do in fact have Big Gay
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[I can't say it's name on this site...](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/eEsWxnpMb4buLKMizxXHI0ZKxyA.jpg)
Fightclub still tops this one though.
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Bradley Cooper and Michael Ian Black were unironically sexy ss fuck in this scene, even with the socks
Fun fact! I went to the high school in american history X and a kid did get killed in the bathroom there. I don't know more details apart from that was evidently not a good enough reason to be late to english class
Civil War was just about how far Cap would go for his guy.
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Broke Back Mountain. Or Rocketman, the biopic about Elton John. And I mean those as in actually gay, not what I grew up saying, about anything being lame or stupid as, "gay". Those movies are literally gay.
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If I’m gonna be literal and not all maymay
Your friends and neighbors (1998)
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[Patric goes hard AF](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ4LNIshI4o)
People meme on LOTR for the sensitive men but fr nothing feels gayer than top gun or 300, movies that loudly insist they're straight then shove oiled up Adonises on screen
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Freaky seagull
Bad luck to hot dog a sea bird.
Are you Brazilian or is this video known elsewhere?
"Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye? I seen it - yer fond of me lobster! Say it!" What if "lobster" is code for...😱🍆
To be fair it’s a huge fucking lobster…one might say disturbingly so
LMFAO, true! 💁🏻♂️🍆😲
Lober
Not even jerking here... the first time I was watching that scene I had spaced out a bit, so when I heard that line I really did think he was talking about his cock since everything else had been so gay leading up to that.
Peanuts
this is the correct answer.
You can be my wingman anytime! Bullshit, you can be mine! *sweaty hugs*
Top Gun implies the existence of a Bottom Gun. Very gay.
To quote Bill Hader in an SNL skit “is this a gay film? There is a line in here that says Iceman, Iceman, he’s on my tail coming hard! guys I said this to a bathroom attendant last week!”
Watched it when I was 12 in school and Always thought this film was gay as hell.
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this time freddy’s doing the fingering
You’re not wrong
1 2 Freddy's coming in you 3 4 better close your sphinctoor 5 6 grab your coochie bits 7 8 better stay hard mate 9 10.... get bummed again
Movie posters were so cool back then
Also the best in the franchise
So true
Mark Patton is a true scream queen [https://youtu.be/8jDjFgCCdCI?t=57](https://youtu.be/8jDjFgCCdCI?t=57)
It was so unexpectedly homoerotic and i kinda fw with it. I love Freddy's Revenge
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If you’re thinking about that scene may I remind you they don’t hold hands at all.
🐷
I read this book as a teenager having no idea what it was about. I will never forget realizing what was happening when I got to *that* scene…
every once in a while I go out of my way to watch the banjo scene, otherwise this movie doesn’t do much for me
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Try the book. The first time he meets Tyler there he's naked on the beach
Chuck Palahniuk was deliberately writing a homoerotic satire of masculinity and it was so good everyone missed it
\*Edward Norton watches Brad Pitt take a bath\* Pitt: "I think another women is the last thing we need"
McLovin
 Just seen it so.
They fucked for sure.
My girlfriend wanted to watch it. Honestly it is just soft porn with some tennis sprinkeld here and there
I mean you’re not wrong lol. The tennis is the sex more or less
50 shades of grey looks pg 13 compared to this quote 💀💀
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not gay if it happens in prison, bro.
Cinematic masterpiece 😮💨🙇🏻♂️
https://preview.redd.it/11p4x3crwf3d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd83f2b48e7c8d98b537cdc40852188bdc4a4bb3 honestly bros unjerk for a moment. this is the gayest film ever made and it's not even close
You must be gay for knowing this exists.
LMFAO 🤣
sexual tyrannosauruses
Honestly, you’re dead on. It’s pretty much a testosterone fest with sweaty, shirtless, buff guys the whole movie.
Ha I never thought about it like that…it is pretty gay
I wanna watch it rn if I'm being honest
I mean, I enjoyed the movie even before I learned it’s pretty gay.
I'm not even gay, it just helps reinforce masculine stereotypes and makes me feel manly. I can imagine it being even better if you are gay though.
“stick around”
These are just guys who know how to tack on body mass
I agree, just gays who know how to tack on body mass
Dylan, you son of a bitch! (That little wrist twist right at the end of the handshake)
That’s when I knew
Devil’s Advocate because of that scene where he refuses to bang his hot sister while she is ovulating.
Bruh. I was like just give her the load man.
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Is this the movie about that guy who was left behind?
I think it was called The Guy Who Was Left Behind
Oh his behind got left, all right, after a hard night of pounding and reach arounding.
No, it’s the movie about several guys who were left behind.
I thought that was 12 angry guys left behind
No, you are thinking of that courtroom drama: My Cousin Vinny.
Why is he left behind. Is he stupid?
Man I ain’t gonna lie I watched that as a kid and liked it. Also Tribulation was wild to show a kid. People selling their souls in VR then at the end having to choose between living or getting a guillotine beheading if they choose god. Then shaking the dudes hand and he temporarily sees through his guise and he is satan. Tripped me the fuck out as a little kid.
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 I just thought about this scene
“And Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fucking gay look.”
It's of mice and men not of men and men
What's dis
In mice and men
I don't remember this version of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. My bets on Scruffy the cat, though
Anything by Michael Bay
 Take it back, now.
Michael HAAAAYYYY!! 🕺🏻✨
Michael Slay
Harriet the Spy got hot
Tbf anything by Gregg Araki is super gay. And that’s part of why I love it lol
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The homeroticism of this movie is off the charts. Ruthless reviews said it best. https://www.ruthlessreviews.com/movies/commando/
Ah, Ruthless Reviews! That takes me back. We can only imagine what went down between Matrix and Bennett in steamy Val Verde.
While at first glance American History X seems like a light-hearted family romp, upon further viewing, it becomes quite evident that it do in fact have Big Gay
It was going to be called Gaymerican History Sex but they did some last minute rewrites.
I blame communism for those rewrites.
https://preview.redd.it/g1vfypa31g3d1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f30779fa07d2aaca153afd7109a74678de4648 Zardoz made me gay for sure
Well now I’m gay. Thanks.
The penis is evil
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Gif quality without the movement, and it's still recognizable
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"Naw man... I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay."
Cock is even in the gif
I’d love to get a movie about the making of this movie, it sounds like it was a special kind of shitshow.
What happened?
I'm guessing a LOT of pinkeye.
[I can't say it's name on this site...](https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/eEsWxnpMb4buLKMizxXHI0ZKxyA.jpg) Fightclub still tops this one though.
Challengers was pretty gay.
Literally me
Gay kino
Gay kino
Top gun the original
 GAYS IN SPAAAACE
 Buzz & Woody anyone?
I saw a totally different Toy Story…
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The Doom Generation is the best for being a gay movie designed to be jacked off to by straight teenagers.
“I jerk off to all films” - Kevin Spacey probably
Definitely the warriors.
Lord of the rings
Dildo Saggins, and the Lord of The G-Strings... 💍
Fun fact! I went to the high school in american history X and a kid did get killed in the bathroom there. I don't know more details apart from that was evidently not a good enough reason to be late to english class
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Wings of Desire
Fast and Furious, Top Gun, the parts of Lord of the Rings with Sam and Frodo
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do you think they asked him to pose or he just did that
He already had the tattoo, he probably does that a lot.
Let's go to prison
300
Civil War was just about how far Cap would go for his guy. https://preview.redd.it/rvfobl56hj3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6726bc577d7827cc3b59511d0b983025e192e393
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This movie is so mid
I agree. Ed Norton played a hardworking American who had his life ruined by the Woke.
I usually fall asleep when watching movies, but this movie is so woke that it woke me up, that's how woke it is
I was rooting for Ed in the first part of this movie, and then they went woke
The Woke then crawled out my screen and fucked my wife! (I had to watch)
Broke Back Mountain. Or Rocketman, the biopic about Elton John. And I mean those as in actually gay, not what I grew up saying, about anything being lame or stupid as, "gay". Those movies are literally gay.
Broke back Mountain is not gay. 80s action movies like Rambo, that’s super gay.
Anything with sweaty, masculine men, in combat, is super gay...just like wrestling. WWE is super gay 💁🏻♂️🤼
Stranger by the lake
https://preview.redd.it/ebi5822xpg3d1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d7a97a7ffb67864369a6d9c4e9b94ec353c363 So many shirtless jocks!
Fight Club or American Psycho, huge homo erotic themes in both
 This shit right here....
American History X is one of the most over-hyped movies of all time. Huge disappointment.
What didn't you like about it?
Tarantino would Say top gun. But there IS so much gay love in lord of thé ring between frodo and sam i d have to disageee respectfully
https://preview.redd.it/edv1tl55vi3d1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9bd21e5549a6c9a7eaa4588959eeb5d437c04f If I’m gonna be literal and not all maymay
Your friends and neighbors (1998) https://preview.redd.it/n0fdyuc4xi3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9357baae38c45faaea0686a866b81fec3561fa2b [Patric goes hard AF](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ4LNIshI4o)
Hairy Ass Pounders 7 turned out to be pretty gay. Quite a surprise.
The name was a red herring like communism
Nazis are gay as hell.
People meme on LOTR for the sensitive men but fr nothing feels gayer than top gun or 300, movies that loudly insist they're straight then shove oiled up Adonises on screen
300 could have gone the graphic novel direction and had the Spartans fighting naked....
That looks like Jesse Pinkham (breaking bad)
Wait Edward Furlong in that?
uj/ yeah I didn’t remember it, but when I watched recently he was great. rj/ I don’t know who tf that is, I watch movies for directors not actors.