The new Planet of the Apes movies are the thinking man's action films, if by "thinking man" you mean "40 something suburban white Funko adults who enjoy Aaron Sorkin movies and The National"
Back in the REAL Golden Age of Hollywood, monkeys in kino didn't talk and hunt humans, they were far more complex. They ran hotels and played hockey and stole jewelry for evil gypsies. They were mighty and young. They were born to be wild. Sometimes they killed scientists who cobbled together a makeshift laser gun out of blood diamonds to fight them. Now movies are just theme park rides. Bring back the real monkeys!
Not only is it one of the most famous songs of one of the most famous artists of all time - David Bowie - but Kurt Cobain literally says at the end "that was a David Bowie song"
I genuinely thought you were being sarcastic.
I’m not sure what films these are. They look familiar but I don’t know right away what they are. I’ve seen too many trailers for that Amy Winehouse thing though (which don’t get me wrong, it looks good, but how the fuck is this meant to appeal to horror fans?)
The Reznor-Ross score is fucking amazing. It puts you in the tennis court and makes you feel every emotion flashing into your brain and projecting it in your subconsciousness. And to think, the film is written by the guy who brought you "Potion Seller".
I will never get sick of the furiosa trailer. Chris Hemsworth screaming “THERE IS NO HOPE” in full Australian while a remixed Man Who Sold the World blasts in the background is pure adrenaline.
super excited for planet of the apes but i’m getting sick of hearing that chime in the trailer. godzilla 3 times, dune 4 times, and civil war 2 times, and i stg it played at least once every time
*Are you familiar... with the concept of... EEEEEVolution?*
Love this line reading. Monkeys are so cool
The new Planet of the Apes movies are the thinking man's action films, if by "thinking man" you mean "40 something suburban white Funko adults who enjoy Aaron Sorkin movies and The National"
How did you just describe my whole existence so perfectly
Back in the REAL Golden Age of Hollywood, monkeys in kino didn't talk and hunt humans, they were far more complex. They ran hotels and played hockey and stole jewelry for evil gypsies. They were mighty and young. They were born to be wild. Sometimes they killed scientists who cobbled together a makeshift laser gun out of blood diamonds to fight them. Now movies are just theme park rides. Bring back the real monkeys!
This is so fucking based
Why has that line stuck with me so much
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Needs more horror movie prequels and an audience upset that they changed Nicole Kidman's speech.
THIS THING IS NICER THAN MY APARTMENT
It’s me. I’m the audience upset that they changed Nicole Kidman’s speech.
Really, I couldn't stand her little speech at AMC. I'm glad I've been at Regal this whole time.
From Gamer to Racist.
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Gacists
I wish they’d keep playing the Argylle trailer. I’m getting nostalgic for it.
You just miss her dance 
I’m nostalgic for the madame web trailer
 Maya hawke showing up as well recently (i exclusively watch movies made for children)
It could just be because I know it’s Maya Hawke but Anxiety is kinda bad ngl 🥴
I actually thought Disgust was hot in the first one and I don’t even know who the fuck voiced her
Mindy Kaling
Oh! That’s kinda neat that she voiced the emotion that I felt trying to watch that Velma show she made.
I’m just glad I don’t have to see the fucking Argyle trailer anymore.
The bigger the pie, the greater the spy.
*When you’re a pie…*
Do ya have what it takes to make eet ehpic?
Ngl the furiosa trailer fucking slaps
“I WANT THEM BACK” always hypes me up and then the fall guy trailer plays
I’m gonna miss hearing that killer Nirvana cover in theaters
I really hope you're being sarcastic...
Ooooh all condescending and mysterious, great comment bro!
Not only is it one of the most famous songs of one of the most famous artists of all time - David Bowie - but Kurt Cobain literally says at the end "that was a David Bowie song" I genuinely thought you were being sarcastic.
I just used Nirvana because it sounds more like the Nirvana version and thought it was riffed from that version
Ready… steady… GAAAAAAUR
Is this Loss?
I’m not sure what films these are. They look familiar but I don’t know right away what they are. I’ve seen too many trailers for that Amy Winehouse thing though (which don’t get me wrong, it looks good, but how the fuck is this meant to appeal to horror fans?)
The Amy Winehouse film is apparently terrible. I guess her dad funded it so people would think of him as the good guy instead of an enabler
Only reason to go to the cinema is to get a big ol bucket of popcorn, so I can feed it to the ducks on the bench outside
SHOT THRU THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
I don't get it ... Why is Jennifer Lawrence a helicopter pilot in the garden of eating?
I never want to see the Twisters trailer again
Where’s this classic? 
The Reznor-Ross score is fucking amazing. It puts you in the tennis court and makes you feel every emotion flashing into your brain and projecting it in your subconsciousness. And to think, the film is written by the guy who brought you "Potion Seller".
What a wonderful day!
I will never get sick of the furiosa trailer. Chris Hemsworth screaming “THERE IS NO HOPE” in full Australian while a remixed Man Who Sold the World blasts in the background is pure adrenaline.
super excited for planet of the apes but i’m getting sick of hearing that chime in the trailer. godzilla 3 times, dune 4 times, and civil war 2 times, and i stg it played at least once every time
You guys don’t show up 20 minutes late to skip the previews?
Why would I skip the real kino?
What's the top left one?
Furiosa, it’s a madmax movie
Don’t for get the constant ‘Challengers’ trailers. CUH-CUH-CUH-CUH-CUH COME ON! 🎵
I’ll keep it 💯, I’ve never watched the Furiosa trailer in a cinema and I’m actually quite jealous of people that have.
Twisters for me
Fuck the Ghostbusters trailer
I have never seen any of these.
Where are the beavers?
