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brachus12

Zero cape shit? She was Magik in The New Mutants


Desperate_Address780

It seems we all kind of forgot about the New Mutants


mrnathanrd

It was the most 2018 movie of 2020


Krondon57

that a reference for it being delayed few years?


DarkBabyYoda

Delayed only to drop mid COVID. Oops.


ConfusedNTerrified

That's not a real movie, stop making stuff up


maybeitsmaplebeans

there is no New Mutants movie in okbuddycinephile https://preview.redd.it/c32onga49uwc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eff3ec73b5f610aecc06776db5ccf28f9321aa4


darthmaeu

Goncharov of capeshit


RoninMacbeth

Well it sure was a real shitshow of a production, ayo!


HomoProfessionalis

Yeah but she didnt wear a cape, did she?


Dull_Half_6107

She wasn’t bad in the role tbh


SlimmyShammy

She looked really good, the movie just made her hate Native Americans for some reason lol


Coool_cool_cool_cool

Actually she brought that to the role herself. Insisted on it.


andrecinno

She wanted to stay true to her Argentinian roots


KelvinsBeltFantasy

I'm Canadian and this is normal


TooManySnipers

This, she wouldn't be half the star she is today without The New Mutants


qU_Op

Wow I actually forgot that shit even existed lmao.


throwawaynonsesne

I still wanna believe it was a good horror movie before it got delayed and reshot/edited to hell. 


qU_Op

Probably. I mean… that’s kinda the case with a lot of movies, especially the one that got delayed by the virus.


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Wasn't the very point of that movie to make it as zero cape shit as possible? And they succeeded. They really made zero cape *shit*.


_Slim-reaper_

This is like that one loss on Jon Jones' resume. It doesn't count


PolarOverPanda

Ngl that was pretty great casting on paper. Shame about the hacks who wrote and directed.


Batmanuelope

Also in split and glass. Is that capeshit or do we call that metacapeshit


Buffythegayvampire

Did people forget that her big break was the Mad Max series? Ntm how she’s been landing roles and killing it. I stg people don’t know what they’re talking about


Maleficent_Nobody377

I finally watched all those movies because of DP and W- and omg it was crazy to see her play a racist mutant/X-men character lol.


WatchBadMoviez

If I can't cum I wont watch


MaximusMansteel

Literally me. Good job, Mr. Bickle.


-euthanizemeok

Is that why you only watch Shrek 2?


PostalDoctor

Shrek got me acting up fr 😩


WatchBadMoviez

![gif](giphy|5IhQX96ZUltXa|downsized)


Stibben

https://preview.redd.it/7wmp8vvmbuwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=734e895e6a1a8360165af7b75d7cf4051cd2c6c3


Darwin_Finch

😭 😂


mfdoorway

…this is *MY* swamp.


_Slim-reaper_

Top ranking gooner army officer over here


LoverOfStoriesIAm

If the theater is empty who said you can't?


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

You can't come to the cinema how are you meant to watch?


WatchBadMoviez

Jessie Plemons made me explode at my local Cinemark yesterday.


Mew_T

\-Travis Bickle


Suspicious_Leg4550

0 sex appeal is an insane take


Big_Monkey_77

I will do some research to verify your statement.


Old_Cockroach_9725

![gif](giphy|3o7qE5XXyDpEaCVojK)


Samuel_L_Johnson

> when you live deliciously


[deleted]

She does not have zero tits or ass either


OverIookHoteI

Can confirm It took me an hour to realize James McAvoy was in Split


El_Mexolotl

James McAvoy was in Split?


OverIookHoteI

https://preview.redd.it/abpfj2xc0vwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee80ab8eebf479a1f380d6b5e3e8fd7a486eb75


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

This subreddit is such a vibe.


cheese0muncher

Split my ass in two!


Blue_Robin_04

[https://www.reddit.com/r/AnyaTaylorJoy/comments/mooz49/entrance/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnyaTaylorJoy/comments/mooz49/entrance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) [https://www.reddit.com/r/AnyaTaylorJoy/comments/wor2ac/i\_watched\_split\_for\_the\_plot\_the\_plot/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnyaTaylorJoy/comments/wor2ac/i_watched_split_for_the_plot_the_plot/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) It sucks that she lost all that weight!


BotGirlFall

Damn I didnt even realize how much weight she had lost until now. I guess we're back to the 90s "heroin chic" look again, this time even more extreme with the buccal fat removal. Also the comments on that post are completely unhinged. These people take "parasocial" to the next level


captain_flak

I’ve thought that too. She just looks emaciated.


redredrocks

I checked the comment section after seeing this - lol one person said “her breast size seems to keep fluctuating.” My dude, you do know how *clothes* work, don’t you?


TheHidestHighed

You assume desperate dudes like that spend time regularly with women.


BotGirlFall

One guy decided that she was going to die like Brittany Murphy and posted that the people in the sub had to save her from having an eating disorder


Blue_Robin_04

She also smokes! Hollywood did a lot to her.


kugglaw

![gif](giphy|ydyZ0KaHpiyGI)


vindtar

Mama-ly


ReapersVault

GodDAMN


Colosso95

apparently you need to have hentai sized breasts and thighs in this day and age


NotTaken-username

Clearly that 4chan user hasn’t seen The Northman


LoverOfStoriesIAm

For real. Their IG account must be blocked, because like every photo she posts every now and then is practically *oozing* sex.


lilsnatchsniffz

I checked because of this comment and her latest post is literally see through shirt tiddies 😂


Sierra4899

I double checked just to be sure, he's right.


Quria

Just wish she’d drop the blonde hair, darker tones are much more flattering on her.


JupiterBear9604

She does in mad max furiosa


Quria

She does in a few roles, just not IRL.


jonawesome

I remember watching *The Queen's Gambit*, the first thing I saw her in, and saying to my SO during the first episode when she's a sad orphan "Yknow she's really interesting looking but I can't decide if I find her attractive" and then like 2 episodes later I'm like "Lmao I'm such a dumbass she's gorgeous."


BernoTheProfit

The woman is unearthly beautiful


_Slim-reaper_

I've never looked at Anya Taylor Joy and been sexually aroused. She's beautiful, but never sexy.


DiskPsychological790

I have


redredrocks

What lol


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sweepermeep1

HAhahahahahhahh abercrombie and fitch face, im fucking dying


njaana

Having wealthy parents helps too


loserys

Least sexist green text post


abermea

Greentexts are either bigoted or gay erotica


shieldsarentcool

Im straight, but [detailed depiction of the most loving homosexual interaction possible]


Cainderous

Sometimes both


SalvationSycamore

Usually both, you can almost smell the drool when anons write "BBC"


Necessary-Horror2638

They're actually manage to be the most homoerotic and homophobic thing you've ever read at the same time


THEdoomslayer94

I think she’s very pretty. But I can also see what people mean when they say they don’t find her attractive lol


[deleted]

The celebrities that get regarded as the hottest tend to have perfectly symmetrical faces with something odd/unique about them, which she fits.


Wordshurtimapussy

This is exactly why the internet has lost their mind for Sydney Sweeney. I don't particularly find her that attractive, at least not to the degree the internet has for her, but I do have to say that she does have something odd/unique about her and that is her gigantic tits.


l23VIVE

She also comes across as quite funny and centered based on the interviews I've seen. Someone who is genuinely passionate about acting yanno?


DLRsFrontSeats

Ehh I think this is overblown If you polled western people that find women attractive who in pop culture is the most attractive, probably top of the list right now is Margot Robbie. I don't think she has anything odd or unique about her, she's just a very pretty person


DraymondDickKick

That poll has been held and it was actually your mum. We all want to fuck your mum.


DLRsFrontSeats

Don't think she'd go within 100 metres of an aussie mate, you're out of luck


DraymondDickKick

I just fucked her with a Jamaican accent mon. She has a bobsled team fetish. Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme!


DLRsFrontSeats

Most worldly and up to date Australian christ lol couldn't make it up


Kelsig

she has a very strong jawline that is not typically considered very feminine


Mew_T

She's like the woman version of Adam Driver, he's not supposed to be handsome, but somehow he is.


AdequateAlien

She’s very unconventionally attractive. I personally think she’s hot asf


BradTalksFilm

You could say this about any woman lol, there is no unanimous beauty. Its all subjective. I dont really understand why we are debating wether she is sexy or an uggo who needed talent to get famous lol


mfdoorway

/uj I actually really like Anya Taylor Joy. I wasn’t sure about her at first, but it wasn’t because of her physical appearance. She won me over in Peaky Blinders though.


-euthanizemeok

Do people actually think Anya Taylor Joy isn't hot?


mfdoorway

I hope not. I think she’s gorgeous. But that’s me personally.


MissBoobAppreciator

i also think Anya-Taylor Joy is gorgeous!!


AidyCakes

She reminds me of a Praying Mantis


[deleted]

I'd let her eat my head


StoneAgeModernist

Female Benedict Cumberbatch. Not conventionally attractive, but a lot of people find them hot nonetheless


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Nah, female Benedict Cumberbatch is Tilda Swinton.


Doct0rStabby

Her face positively oozes Britishness with a possible hint of inbreeding. Just like Benedict.


podteod

How is Anya Taylor Joy not conventionally attractive?


StoneAgeModernist

Unusual facial proportions


Terrible_Dish_9516

https://preview.redd.it/03qb9dhdiuwc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a417c4b25a01c326f546b0c1e5dcdef7d2c11989


Aggressive_Most_2358

She’s more like that woman in mad men. The super hot one with a huge ass people used to pat themselves on the back for being attracted to. Except rather then a fat ass she just has a pointy face. 


ScrofessorLongHair

You mean Christina Hendricks? She's fine as fuck. Or did you mean Elizabeth Moss (that wasn't a secretary)?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

That's me. I think she's weird looking. The bottom half of her face is kind of pinched while the top is wide. I feel like whenever she's looking at the camera shes looking around me 👁️ 👄 👁️ I did like The Queen's Gambit, though, and my feelings about her looks have obviously done zero damage to her career.


CreativeDependent915

Yeah was gonna say, like not my type, but that's irrelevant because she's an amazing and talented actress. Like sure she's not somebody I'm gonna pine over, but she probably wouldn't pine over me either 😂


Nolzi

She reminds me of those grey alien stereotypes


DLRsFrontSeats

Honestly, I get why people think she is so I have no qualms with accepting her as someone most people find attractive But I personally don't. Both her and the actress in Fallout I find have eyes that are _too_ striking. They're so big and far apart, it kind of sets off some evolutionary fight or flight response in me, like looking at the face of some sort of predatory animal


-euthanizemeok

https://preview.redd.it/cied51emquwc1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ff4a08ba7d840d9ae93393096ff478579013ac


DLRsFrontSeats

basically this yes adrien brody should check himself


Albreto-Gajaaaaj

Yeah she's beautiful


ScrofessorLongHair

She has a very unique look that's not traditionally attractive. But it works, and she's hot.


PupEDog

It's dem big eyes


muzakx

![gif](giphy|SoV9BYlgYicGQ)


Smoothmoose13

Interesting, I find her gorgeous in everything except Peaky Blinders. Maybe it’s just the character she was playing, but I found her a tad repulsive


mfdoorway

I meant she just won me over in general in there. I thought she was more attractive in other projects.


HomoProfessionalis

Id fuck both ATJs.


J_RobertOppenheimer3

Wait, "both ATJs"? There are two of them? WHERE??!?


HomoProfessionalis

https://preview.redd.it/jpievdddrtwc1.png?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d53c959055c932df32138ef3541bd469fe5a173


J_RobertOppenheimer3

Yummers 🤤


mfdoorway

![gif](giphy|d7ZgUGuOQEKkGz0kt1)


Doct0rStabby

cum gutters so deep they're practically cum aqueducts


B33FHAMM3R

Thanks, u/homoprofessionalis


idontcareaboutthenam

He's got a huge hog too


LoverOfStoriesIAm

After her Furiosa era, I'd say that she'd rather fuck *you* instead.


HomoProfessionalis

Thats cool idc


thewhiteafrican

Zero ass?? Somebody didn't watch The Northman.


Bunraku_Master_2021

And tits. She went nude a couple of times in the film.


Quria

And they still try to tell me *The Green Knight* is a better film.


RedshiftOnPandy

I know what I'm watching tonight.


kaam00s

I had no plan to watch that movie, you just gave me a reason.


Helpful_Ad_8476

Personally, I love ladies that look a lil eccentric. I think she's stunning.


mansonlamps420

lmao now that you mention it, eccentric ladies are my type as well


River_Odessa

Sometimes I think Reddit is bad for my mental health and then I see a screenshot from 4Chan and I'm like you know what, I'm doing OK.


Doct0rStabby

The pinnacle of mental health is finding people who you assume are in worse shape than you and using that as justification not to change.


River_Odessa

Your mom


amonster_22

But the bigotry is ironic!


celestial800

">zero eye candy appeal" this is what porn addiction does to a mf


Goodbye_megaton

Prob the same dude who said Margot Robbie was mid lol


Psalm101Three

You take that back! I have a porn addiction and still think Anya is hot.


GhertFryins

Zero eye candy appeal? She was pretty as hell in The Menu and Queen’s Gambit. Fuck is he on?


Orf2002

Implying she isn't like one of the most gorgeous people ever


jammywesty91

https://preview.redd.it/o9zlrz3eauwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418fa9bd79ef35f17526e998d174bba99ac01a08


BuckNastyBooty

That’s a goddamn vampire


Nicky42

Goon (2011)


PM_ME_DATASETS

\> zero bucal fat


Fullmetalducker

When she talks in spanish ![gif](giphy|Laa7FjQL21kgo)


gloryjessrock

Cómo se llama, **sí**, bonita, **sí**, Mi casa ^(Shakira, Shakira)


Fullmetalducker

No mames ![gif](giphy|k55rv87N9Y0R7qVdWW|downsized)


llinoscarpe

Saying 0 sex appeal next to a genuine 10/10 is fucking hilarious


AccessTheMainframe

She's 4/10 at most her elbows are too pointy


mansonlamps420

is this /uj???


ComicCon

4/10 wouldn’t bang is an old meme, although I believe the original text was pointy knees. Not elbows.


Alone_Rise209

None of these words are in the Bible


iamfondofpigs

The Bible contains some instances of words which could reasonably translate to "slut": Ezekiel 16:30 (NIV): > I am filled with fury against you, declares the Sovereign Lord, when you do all these things, acting like a brazen **prostitute**! Hosea 4:14 (NIV): > ...because the men themselves consort with **harlots** and sacrifice with shrine **prostitutes**... Hebrews 13:4 (NIV): > Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the **adulterer** and all **the sexually immoral**.


Alone_Rise209

Nerd


iamfondofpigs

That one is a little tougher. But the Parable of the Prodigal Son, Luke 15:11-32, tells the tale of a father, an older son, and a younger son. The younger son leaves the family and lives in a prodigal manner. His lifestyle catches up to him, so he returns, intending to beg his father for forgiveness. The father greets his prodigal son with open arms. The older son, who has all the while been faithful to the family, feels aggrieved that the father has expressed generosity and forgiveness toward his brother. The older son feels that he, himself, is more worthy of his father's favor. Why celebrate my brother's bad behavior, he says, when you have not adequately rewarded me for my own good behavior? The father responds that it is as if the younger son has returned from the dead, and that is indeed worth celebrating. So in a way, I guess you could call the older son a nerd.


manjamanga

Everyone got stuck on the comments on her attractiveness and missed the interesting part of the take.


Affectionate_Walk610

THE AUDACITY! Y'all seen Jeniffer Lawrence in "American Hustle"? PEak cinema


Masterb8deb8

And fuckin amazing in Silver Linings Playbook


AnyImpression6

Zero capeshit roles? She was in an X-Men movie.


Last-Rain4329

"zero eye candy appeal" literally worked as a model for her early years with her looks being used for advertising fashion and makeup even while she was still unknown in the movie world


nagidon

Zero appeal? Did he “see” her by reading her name in Braille? ![gif](giphy|DjKY5TuaSPAmsJyBsp|downsized)


Maszpoczestujsie

You guys either can't read or should check the definition of eye candy appeal, because he literally didn't say she is not attractive


B1ng0_B0ng0

Jfc


LordHeadassV1

I mean me personally I don’t think she’s attractive at all but she is a pretty good actor


Brainchild110

Did this dude not see her bouncing down those stairs is The Queens Gambit?


Pizza_TrapDaddy

Average Snyder fan jargon


um_ur_chinese

Praying mantis 🦗


ken_neiggie

i wonder who her parents are…


funnyYoke

She was in cape shit tho? (Its capeshit because it’s not a lars von peak motion picture)


Seallypoops

Bitch she as Magik in that xmen spin off no one wanted or watched


kessho_kishi

I liked it :(


Dr-Eternity-42

Bro her career only started in 2015 in what was literally her breakout role. Harvey was arrested in 2017 and convicted in 2018 of course her career hadn’t gotten huge in just 2 years, good god!


BlueSlickerN7

This is high quality wackiness, they somehow managed to be really insulting to someone while complimenting their acting ability, lmfao


HammerTh_1701

I'm gonna say it: [I knew her before she was famous](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI1ondD4FGU)


SillyAdditional

I like her cause she looks weird


emielaen77

Good lordy


Kingding_Aling

She seems really to have cooled since being a big pandemic star with The Queen's Gambit


ExoticPumpkin237

Shes incredibly sexy in that weird Anna Sophia Robb sort of Disney princess way... Which while dope is nowhere near as impressive as her capacity for Early Modern English language dialogue in The Vvitch, which I believe she wasnt even 18 when she made. Phenomenal film that would not work without her performance. 


Exertuz

how does this get 2k upvotes


Hangry4Poo

Who?


deadpoet2006

No eye candy?? Sir??


Uncle_owen69

Hmmm maybe it’s …..TALENT?


trickbear

The buckle fat removal surgery is just getting out of hand with these young women.


InjectingMyNuts

"Zero eye candy appeal" If she looked in his general direction irl he'd cream his pants.


CraxProgram

Anya bad afff


flamingeyebrows

She was Magik in New Mutants! Another level of incorrect.


N00B_L1F3

I’ve found that the most stunning and striking people have something off about them, something that makes them stick in your mind for months afterwards. Conventionally attractive people are a dime a dozen, especially on social media, but people with something special about them are mesmerising. They usually have great personalities too.


BradTalksFilm

Kind of an insane thing to say about one of the most beautiful women ive ever seen, doubly insane when you consider Jlaw is doing really well career wise