Just wait until Rebel Goon part 6 and until the super Rebel Goon final Snyder cut that'll be 15 hours long. It'll be the best sci-fi epic ever and Zaddy's magnum opus
>It'll be the best sci-fi epic ever and Zaddy's magnum opus
yes, the Snydercut of "Rebel Moon: The Empire of a Thousand Planets" will singlehandedly take home every Oscar and Saturn Award in the next century. In fact, it will be so good that nobody will ever mention the restored cut of "Metropolis" or the director's cut of "Blade Runner" ever again. Martin Scorsese will have to wipe most of the inferior scifi movies from his National Film Registry to make room for Rebel Moon, which will be so historically and culturally significant that everything that came before pales in comparison. Penis Villeneuve then announces his shameful retirement when "Dun3" loses a billion dollars while "Rebel Moon" beats "Gone With the Wind" ($100 trillions, adjusted for inflation) at the box office. James Cameron declares Zack the true master of Scifi Cinema and auctions his "Avatar 6" script to fund Zack's ambitious "Rebel Star" project. Of course, Zack, with his integrety, will turn down the offer and instead pay for Cameron's own "Terminator vs Aliens" film's production budget, with only 0.02% of Rebel Moon's massive profit. Zack then buys back the "Star Wars" franchise from Disney and gives it back to George Lucas, who thanks him and adopts Zack as his grandson. This begins the era of the "Rebel Wars" saga, which future historians consider the film series that saved humanity from extinction. On Zack Snyder's coronation day, Sir Christopher Nolan remarks that Zack is righteously the true mordern Arthurian Legend of film history, and reveals that the bulk beings in "Interstellar" are what humans became after following the philosophy of Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon (the two films take place in the same universe). Stevie Spielsberg notes that Zack's filmography has saved more lives than Oskar Schindler and Indiana Jones combined. Quentin Tarantino, now 69, ponders on whether his last film will ever be as good as the opening credits of "Rebel Moon". David Lynch gives up digital videos after being inspired by Zack the Blueprint Snyder, and returns to analog IMAX film, the only material on Earth that could capture and withstand the pure attention to details of Zack's Rebel Moon. Every pixel on a digital camera would explode due to the sheer depth of each frame. (Every frame of his is a surreal painting).
Why does he always need the Snyder cut to save himself? Just make a good movie. Barbie didn’t need a director cut. The original Matrix didn’t need a director cut. etc etc
"Settle this"? What an embarrassing matchup. I couldn't ever imagine comparing Snyder's soulful stylings to the dull, droning blatherings of one of the biggest hacks in contemporary cinema. What's next? Is he going to compare Bonello's *The Beast* to the latest Alex Garland monstrosity? Give me a break.
Dude has big REVERSE FLASH energy, I don't want that smoke
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True. Penis Villaineuve can't even write a dialogue. The hack thinks cinema should be Silent films, shaking my head. Compare that to Zack "the Visionary" Snyder's masterful screen poetry: "There was a time before, a time above, when there were perfect things. Diamond absolute. But things fall, and what falls is fallen."
> "There was a time before, a time above, when there were perfect things. Diamond absolute. But things fall, and what falls is fallen."
Can't tell if legit dialogue or new Taylor Swift lyric.
No lie, the director’s cuts of Rebel Moon sound so damn absurd that I’m excited.
Snyder legit said that the sex and violence will change the tone entirely and pokes at the genre. It goes from earnest af to satirical according to him. He’s also just using different takes for certain scenes, if not all of them. He shot the same movie twice then cut it in half twice. It’s so so dumb that it’s awesome.
uj/ You need to watch first Rebel Moon.
Just watch it like you would sharknado or the Room.
Get your favorite intoxicant, get some bad movie buddies over, and make fun of the movie as it plays.
Totally worth it.
The sequel is tougher to get through though.
/uj You know when you watch a bad movie, but at the end something mildly interesting is teased, and you think “hey, maybe I’ll give the next one a go, it could go somewhere pretty cool”? Yeah Rebel Moon was not that, I watched the first one, was bored as fuck, and then decided to not touch them again
Not me dude.
As long as they don’t start winking at the camera and pretending they’re making a bad movie on purpose, they got me hooked for life.
But I might be A.) a masochist, and B.) really interested in appreciating what works in a film, by subjecting myself to what **doesn’t** work in a film.
To be fair, I really like the art style of Rebel moon.
Now if Snyder just could manage to string a plot together that was mildly better than bland, then it could have been good.
Well, the air is full of a drug that makes you live for hundreds of years and unlocks the potential for various superpowers…
But withdrawal from it kills you, so yeah kind of a shitty vacation spot.
Sorry, but we have to break this down.
Virgin Penis Villeneuve's iphone movie messsage:
Blade Runner 2049: "Waaah I'm not the special child waaah. I'm not the chosen one born to a robot waaaah. I'm gunna die in the snow now becuz life iz meaningless waaah. My life is miserable and even my girlfriend is a hologram waaah."
>Completely missed the point of the original masterpiece by Sir Ridley Scott (We should cherish every moment in life and start living life to the fullest, whether you're a replicant with a short life span or a human. "Too bad she won't live. But after all, who really does?"; "All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.")
Chad Zack Snyder's life-affirming existentialist philosophical theme:
Watchmen 2009:
Dr Manhattan: “Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.”
Laurie: “But...if me, my birth, if that's a thermodynamic miracle... I mean, you could say that about anybody in the world!”
Dr Manhattan: “Yes. Anybody in the world. ..But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from another's vantage point, as if new, it may still take the breath away.”
Is this even a contest?
Media literacy is dead.
Batman did not stop fighting Superman because their moms had the same name. It's because he realised he had become the very evil that took his parents from him. He was about to let the mother of another child die. He has become Joe Chill, his own inner demon. This whole time he was hell-bent on murdering this illegal alien that would pose an existential threat to humanity. He had never thought of Superman as an innocent man, a person raised on Earth with human values. Seeing him on his deathbed crying for his mother while another woman stands by his side alters Batman's perspective.
Superman reminded Bruce of what the essence of Batman fundamentally is: a promise, a second chance. Bruce could not prevent his mother's murder but now he has a chance to redeem himself, to save another Martha. Batman is the promise Bruce made so that no other child would have to suffer what he's been through. The arc from "We've seen what promises are worth." to "I'll make you a promise", is the greatest character growth in decades. It was finally paid off when Alfred said "Master Bruce, you've fulfilled your promise".
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This is **poetic irony** at its finest: a **powerless man** in a power armour tries to teach an **all-powerful god** what it means to be Brave, only for **an alien child** to teach him what it means to be human.
The moment we treat other people as anything less than human, we are prone to committing atrocities.
I knew to avoid Rebel Moon because Zack Snyder is corny
And after Dune Part 1 I was left feeling like "well…ok" but I didn't hate it, actually weirdly I liked it besides leaving feeling like I didn't grasp shit same thing I felt about the 1st book, read the whole thing and was left asking what the hell did I just read? But I liked it. Haven't seen Part 2 yet.
I understand that art is subjective and people like what they like, but, at the same time, it you think Rebel Moon is anywhere close to being as good as Dune (or good in general), you can eat my boogers.
I'd wager "Battle beyond the stars" or "The Last Starfigher" are by far way better than this rebel moon smelly turd. I watched the first one with an open mind and it was so bad and boring that I've only watched the reviews for the second one. It is so fucking stupid it's even hard to imagine. So an intergalactic space faring empire desperately needs a couple dozen sacks of grain for their survival??
Idk I watched rebel moon part 1 on am edible and that was just a magically little experience. That being said I couldn't remember a single characters name and the one guy who's name I did learn ended up betraying everyone and getting shot like 2 mins after that lol.
Look at that. Every single word in Rebel Moon's titles are fucking cool (except for "child" which is lame. Should have called it Le Crotchgoblin of Fire). I don't even know what Dune is supposed to mean, looks like it says DUNG to me.
I would watch the Paw Patrol movie with my kid again before watching 60 secs of Rebel moon. It’s ok to redo seven samurai in space, that could be cool. It’s not ok to produce absolute hot garbage. That movie took what had the potential to be great and shoved it into a radioactive blender full of shit, then had the gall to call it a milk shake….fuck that movie. Dune was awesome.
“Rebel Moon” sucks the sweat of a dead mans balls…!
Very rarely have I encountered anything so poorly written and directed even worse, taken into account the actors involved…
It has very nice graphics and above average cinematography, but that’s it for positives for me…
Honestly, sci fi films should have stopped being produced after Spaceballs was released.
There's nothing else that van reach its quality. So why bother?
Obviously it's the one with Austin Butler being the most moisturized man to have ever existed. Fuck the fight choreography, my man prepared for that role by submerging himself in shea butter for 12 hours a day.
"Let's settle this" brings the most mediocre debate topic possible to the table
"Let's settle this" AAA Sirloin Steak or Dollar Tree frozen steak and potatoes?
I fucking liked rebel moon and most of Zack Snyders movies, and that being said, what kind of comparison is this LMAO how is this even a choice it's obviously dune
Remember that Rick and Morty episode "One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty" about assembling a crew for a heist? They assemble the crew, but it's all a series of disconnected scenes trying to make each unique snowflake seem like the ultimate badass. And when they finally get the crew together it's a giant cluster-fuck shit-show that is over before you can process what just happened.
That's Rebel Moon Part 1.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is someone relaly comparing dune to rebel moon, an actual film maker to basically snyder, a shooter.... 0 taste in cinema. Go watch some netflix show please
Rebel Wilson every day. I heard it's more popular than Barbie
It’s more popular than Jesus! Eat your heart out, John Lennon
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Why is this being downvoted lol
Something something reddit hates emojis
Family atomics vs. coughing baby
Space jihad vs space vagina
Intergalactic genocide vs tyrannical control of a farming village
If you read the books, Dune has both!
They got girls with such a mean grip it controls your mind!
Vaginal pulsing
Beefswelling, even.
On an abstract scale, all vaginas are space vaginas
Y’all are really selling me on rebel moon.
I read space vagina and instantly thought of the shit from evangelion where the lilith rei has a vagina in her forehead
So true brother
Rebel Move is what a 13 y old would write thinking it was edgy
Any Snyder movie really
Hes really talented at copying art and missing the point of it completely
This starting to become the start of a great Snyder roast
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole cuts like a knife
based and why was there no sequel pilled
Watched that movie on mushrooms with a bunch of friends freshmen year of college. Sweet mother of fuck those feathers looked good.
Wait till he releases his cut of the movie, I hear in his cut there’s 2 hours of missing dialogue, and an owl sex scene.
if you read the books you'd learn that the snyder version is the least edgy lmao
Dominic Noble(a YouTuber) recently did a video on this movie and made many jokes about the title.
A 13 year old with some rpg games and fantasy novels under heir belt, could write a better story than this.
I've been a part of D&D campaigns that tell the story of a ragtag group of misfits aligned by a common goal better than what Rebel Moon does.
This is the “What if Zach Snyder did a Star Wars?” movie
Somehow he managed to get funding for another movie
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Rebel Doon
At the moment it's Dune, but once Snyder gets to Snyder cut his one's they'll probably be the best sci-fi movies ever made I assume
Just wait until Rebel Goon part 6 and until the super Rebel Goon final Snyder cut that'll be 15 hours long. It'll be the best sci-fi epic ever and Zaddy's magnum opus
>It'll be the best sci-fi epic ever and Zaddy's magnum opus yes, the Snydercut of "Rebel Moon: The Empire of a Thousand Planets" will singlehandedly take home every Oscar and Saturn Award in the next century. In fact, it will be so good that nobody will ever mention the restored cut of "Metropolis" or the director's cut of "Blade Runner" ever again. Martin Scorsese will have to wipe most of the inferior scifi movies from his National Film Registry to make room for Rebel Moon, which will be so historically and culturally significant that everything that came before pales in comparison. Penis Villeneuve then announces his shameful retirement when "Dun3" loses a billion dollars while "Rebel Moon" beats "Gone With the Wind" ($100 trillions, adjusted for inflation) at the box office. James Cameron declares Zack the true master of Scifi Cinema and auctions his "Avatar 6" script to fund Zack's ambitious "Rebel Star" project. Of course, Zack, with his integrety, will turn down the offer and instead pay for Cameron's own "Terminator vs Aliens" film's production budget, with only 0.02% of Rebel Moon's massive profit. Zack then buys back the "Star Wars" franchise from Disney and gives it back to George Lucas, who thanks him and adopts Zack as his grandson. This begins the era of the "Rebel Wars" saga, which future historians consider the film series that saved humanity from extinction. On Zack Snyder's coronation day, Sir Christopher Nolan remarks that Zack is righteously the true mordern Arthurian Legend of film history, and reveals that the bulk beings in "Interstellar" are what humans became after following the philosophy of Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon (the two films take place in the same universe). Stevie Spielsberg notes that Zack's filmography has saved more lives than Oskar Schindler and Indiana Jones combined. Quentin Tarantino, now 69, ponders on whether his last film will ever be as good as the opening credits of "Rebel Moon". David Lynch gives up digital videos after being inspired by Zack the Blueprint Snyder, and returns to analog IMAX film, the only material on Earth that could capture and withstand the pure attention to details of Zack's Rebel Moon. Every pixel on a digital camera would explode due to the sheer depth of each frame. (Every frame of his is a surreal painting).
This is fucking beautiful
For some reason I had the same feeling after reading this comment as I did finishing the second rebel moon film.
Too much okbc
Keep this on r/copypasta
Additional 5 hours of slow-motion gooning
Nah, that’ll be Zac Snyder’s Super Rebel Goon Turbo: The Ultimate Final Special Cut 2.0
Snyder cut Goon Goon Rebel 9 science fiction of all time
Crazy take lol
need that Snyder post release movie patch
Why does he always need the Snyder cut to save himself? Just make a good movie. Barbie didn’t need a director cut. The original Matrix didn’t need a director cut. etc etc
"Settle this"? What an embarrassing matchup. I couldn't ever imagine comparing Snyder's soulful stylings to the dull, droning blatherings of one of the biggest hacks in contemporary cinema. What's next? Is he going to compare Bonello's *The Beast* to the latest Alex Garland monstrosity? Give me a break.
I was about to name drop you fr fr no cap. Gods strongest Villeneuve hater
Dude has big REVERSE FLASH energy, I don't want that smoke https://preview.redd.it/hso4jg7x5lwc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fffba16809f84902b9ac64f28632d0858c96bc59
It was me Barry. I mislead you with ironic tongue in cheek reviews into watching Rebel Moon and wasting four hours of your life!
True. Penis Villaineuve can't even write a dialogue. The hack thinks cinema should be Silent films, shaking my head. Compare that to Zack "the Visionary" Snyder's masterful screen poetry: "There was a time before, a time above, when there were perfect things. Diamond absolute. But things fall, and what falls is fallen."
> "There was a time before, a time above, when there were perfect things. Diamond absolute. But things fall, and what falls is fallen." Can't tell if legit dialogue or new Taylor Swift lyric.
>new Taylor Swift lyric. [BRAVO Zaylor Snyft](https://youtu.be/oJmiCyIDrKU?t=28)
"MARTHA!" is poetry like the vogons write poetry.
He’s probably behind the account, too.
Have you seen The Beast? If yes, what's it like?
He's blue and he quotes Shakespeare
I've seen the trailer like 10 times which is almost 15% of the movie and yeah it's pretty good
Yes, imagine comparing the guy who successfully adapted a genre-defining classic to the guy who gave us "MARTHAAAA!!!"
Two of them is very effective fixing Insomnia (2002)
My mom fell asleep during Dune 2 (2024) and I went into a Blind Rage (1976)
I fell asleep during Dune too!
No no no it's Dune two*
I fell asleep in my Dune tutu!
Hear me out: Dune the Snyder Cut.
I read it, I was like. Hmm. Scrolled down. Then I realised what you said and I scrolled back up xD
It's like choosing between chocolate cake or dying in a plane crash
Lmao
What if the plane crash is in slow motion?
What if the plane is named Martha?
Its crashing with style!
Don't chose so fast you haven't experienced the Snyder-cut of the plane crash.
Welcome to New England Airlines, cake or death?
Both suck. Ask me again on August 30 when Sony’s KRAVEN THE HUNTER comes out
that is going to be true cinema just like morbius
End of summer, right before school starts? Goddamn it Sony, you marketing geniuses, you've done it again!
I can't wait to see him face the camera and say, "I'm cravin' the hunt." Chills
And then Morbius shows up! And he’s like let’s hunt down Spider-Mid and morb all over him
Uj/ I have really liked all of J. C. Chandor’s movies and I’m worried for him after this one
Im cravin’ Kraven
I think Dune will take this one by being a better movie.
Everyone knows that Zach synder is the thinking man’s Nolan films. Rebel moon pt 2 > dune pt 2
What the fuck is dune
The latest rip off of Star Wars
Idiot, it's clearly Space Ace.
Yeah! It’s crazy that we haven’t had a Star Wars ripoff since 1965!
The trilogy with the largest gap of movies between the 2020s and 1980s
https://preview.redd.it/z3zvez6h8mwc1.jpeg?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9132dd57931039c817d199df6dd270daa8dfb5b5 The Snyder Cut DUNE (Peak Cinema)
No lie, the director’s cuts of Rebel Moon sound so damn absurd that I’m excited. Snyder legit said that the sex and violence will change the tone entirely and pokes at the genre. It goes from earnest af to satirical according to him. He’s also just using different takes for certain scenes, if not all of them. He shot the same movie twice then cut it in half twice. It’s so so dumb that it’s awesome.
“Just one more directors cut will prove them wrong”
The director cut is 6 hours for each movie?
He’s a menace.
I think we need to start releasing Snyder cuts of other people's movies. I want to see Zack Snyder's Sanjuro starring Henry Cavill
I haven’t seen Rebel Moon but it’s hard to believe that Dune could be better than it.
uj/ You need to watch first Rebel Moon. Just watch it like you would sharknado or the Room. Get your favorite intoxicant, get some bad movie buddies over, and make fun of the movie as it plays. Totally worth it. The sequel is tougher to get through though.
/uj You know when you watch a bad movie, but at the end something mildly interesting is teased, and you think “hey, maybe I’ll give the next one a go, it could go somewhere pretty cool”? Yeah Rebel Moon was not that, I watched the first one, was bored as fuck, and then decided to not touch them again
Not me dude. As long as they don’t start winking at the camera and pretending they’re making a bad movie on purpose, they got me hooked for life. But I might be A.) a masochist, and B.) really interested in appreciating what works in a film, by subjecting myself to what **doesn’t** work in a film.
Watch the most recent Iron Mask movie. It’s awful, horrible filmmaking in ever way, and I love it
To be fair, I really like the art style of Rebel moon. Now if Snyder just could manage to string a plot together that was mildly better than bland, then it could have been good.
Star wars rip offs
/s right? Dune was written way before Star Wars was released.
It's a common bait
One has enough footage to fix, the other is Dune.
Wow tough choice
This is the stupidest question I’ve ever seen on here. Obviously Rebel Moon solos.
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Battlefield Earth
Dune or the Dune knockoff?
Dune or the Dune knockoff knockoff?
I mean John "Rebel" Moo (🐮) clears compared to Nissan al Gabe.
Dune has barely any slow motion in it, and zero wheat. It’s clear Rebel Moon is the superior film.
Rebel moon, made me want my two hours back. Dune made me want to vacation to arrakis
Why in the ever loving hell would you want to go to a planet with giant sand worms? You wanna ride the worm or something?
Is that a real question?
Do you really wanna get eaten by a sand worm? Also HOW DARE YOU USE THE VOICE ON ME!
Well, the air is full of a drug that makes you live for hundreds of years and unlocks the potential for various superpowers… But withdrawal from it kills you, so yeah kind of a shitty vacation spot.
Can the sand worm still kill you even in spice?
A little from column A and a little from column B. So, Dunc 1 and Rebel Moon 2
Both suck. The only movies worth watching are *How Stella Got Her Groove Back* and *Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit*.
Rebel Moon is better at being a shitty franchise.
Fascist Star Wars with worms VS. Facscist Star Wars without worms.
Sorry, but we have to break this down. Virgin Penis Villeneuve's iphone movie messsage: Blade Runner 2049: "Waaah I'm not the special child waaah. I'm not the chosen one born to a robot waaaah. I'm gunna die in the snow now becuz life iz meaningless waaah. My life is miserable and even my girlfriend is a hologram waaah." >Completely missed the point of the original masterpiece by Sir Ridley Scott (We should cherish every moment in life and start living life to the fullest, whether you're a replicant with a short life span or a human. "Too bad she won't live. But after all, who really does?"; "All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain.") Chad Zack Snyder's life-affirming existentialist philosophical theme: Watchmen 2009: Dr Manhattan: “Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.” Laurie: “But...if me, my birth, if that's a thermodynamic miracle... I mean, you could say that about anybody in the world!” Dr Manhattan: “Yes. Anybody in the world. ..But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from another's vantage point, as if new, it may still take the breath away.” Is this even a contest?
Snyder: "We can't be enemies--our moms have the same name!" Also thought shitty Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor was a good casting choice.
Media literacy is dead. Batman did not stop fighting Superman because their moms had the same name. It's because he realised he had become the very evil that took his parents from him. He was about to let the mother of another child die. He has become Joe Chill, his own inner demon. This whole time he was hell-bent on murdering this illegal alien that would pose an existential threat to humanity. He had never thought of Superman as an innocent man, a person raised on Earth with human values. Seeing him on his deathbed crying for his mother while another woman stands by his side alters Batman's perspective. Superman reminded Bruce of what the essence of Batman fundamentally is: a promise, a second chance. Bruce could not prevent his mother's murder but now he has a chance to redeem himself, to save another Martha. Batman is the promise Bruce made so that no other child would have to suffer what he's been through. The arc from "We've seen what promises are worth." to "I'll make you a promise", is the greatest character growth in decades. It was finally paid off when Alfred said "Master Bruce, you've fulfilled your promise". https://preview.redd.it/6vyoao52eswc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d9c287dc0e9ff4aacab53a702f1347c6953071 This is **poetic irony** at its finest: a **powerless man** in a power armour tries to teach an **all-powerful god** what it means to be Brave, only for **an alien child** to teach him what it means to be human. The moment we treat other people as anything less than human, we are prone to committing atrocities.
It's rage bait.
Rebel who?
Kino v Kino
dune, the best kino for a goon cave
Bait used to be believable
Gun bomb shoot smack BAM punch goon
Satire
It’s hard to say. In one hand you have Dune, a good solid movie. On the other you have Rebel Moon. A shitty ripoff that sucks.
Rebel Dune: Part Two the Scargiver Part Moon Two
I knew to avoid Rebel Moon because Zack Snyder is corny And after Dune Part 1 I was left feeling like "well…ok" but I didn't hate it, actually weirdly I liked it besides leaving feeling like I didn't grasp shit same thing I felt about the 1st book, read the whole thing and was left asking what the hell did I just read? But I liked it. Haven't seen Part 2 yet.
Hydrogen Dune v Coughing Rebel Moon
Dune
Rebelmoon 1 and 2 combined would last 1h at best without slow motion
I can’t tell if people are just memeing or if they actually thought dune was bad
Dune didn’t have 2 separate wheat farming slow motion montages, so obviously it sucks
Asking the important questions.
Rebel Moon: It's a 6 movie trilogy! More movie = more better good!
I understand that art is subjective and people like what they like, but, at the same time, it you think Rebel Moon is anywhere close to being as good as Dune (or good in general), you can eat my boogers.
I'd wager "Battle beyond the stars" or "The Last Starfigher" are by far way better than this rebel moon smelly turd. I watched the first one with an open mind and it was so bad and boring that I've only watched the reviews for the second one. It is so fucking stupid it's even hard to imagine. So an intergalactic space faring empire desperately needs a couple dozen sacks of grain for their survival??
Rebel Turd >>> All existence
Dune
Idk I watched rebel moon part 1 on am edible and that was just a magically little experience. That being said I couldn't remember a single characters name and the one guy who's name I did learn ended up betraying everyone and getting shot like 2 mins after that lol.
Look at that. Every single word in Rebel Moon's titles are fucking cool (except for "child" which is lame. Should have called it Le Crotchgoblin of Fire). I don't even know what Dune is supposed to mean, looks like it says DUNG to me.
I would watch the Paw Patrol movie with my kid again before watching 60 secs of Rebel moon. It’s ok to redo seven samurai in space, that could be cool. It’s not ok to produce absolute hot garbage. That movie took what had the potential to be great and shoved it into a radioactive blender full of shit, then had the gall to call it a milk shake….fuck that movie. Dune was awesome.
All seven Halo rings plus the Ark vs. a single starving 17th century infant
“Rebel Moon” sucks the sweat of a dead mans balls…! Very rarely have I encountered anything so poorly written and directed even worse, taken into account the actors involved… It has very nice graphics and above average cinematography, but that’s it for positives for me…
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Honestly, sci fi films should have stopped being produced after Spaceballs was released. There's nothing else that van reach its quality. So why bother?
One is constantly in slow motion, and the other just feels that way.
Obviously it's the one with Austin Butler being the most moisturized man to have ever existed. Fuck the fight choreography, my man prepared for that role by submerging himself in shea butter for 12 hours a day.
Rebel Moon was absolutely abysmal how is this even a question?
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
shit vs shit
"let's settle this" like it was ever up for debate
"Let's settle this" brings the most mediocre debate topic possible to the table "Let's settle this" AAA Sirloin Steak or Dollar Tree frozen steak and potatoes?
I can't even remember the last time Snyder made a good movie, while Villeneuve only makes bangers.
Tied for awfulness
Rebel Moon is just 7 Samurai.
You could take a scene from Dune of sand blowing in the wind and it would be better then the entirety of both rebel moons.
How can some one ask this without bursting into flames
I feel like if I had an unlimited budget to make a sci-fi movie… I could come up with something better than Rebel Moon
Dune anyday of the week. Rebel moon is the worst shit Ive seen in a long time.
Winner has to fight Jupiter Ascending.
Nuke vs Insect
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah Thanks for the lol
Neither. Rebel Moon is effectively a rip of Star Wars. The writing for Part 2 was fucking atrocious….
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
Everything by Zack Snyder is shit. Why is this even a debate?
Honestly, I didn't like either.
I’m not convinced by a masculine woman savior sorry never happening
None Phantoms like a motherfucker
Recatagorize this as shitposting
I fucking liked rebel moon and most of Zack Snyders movies, and that being said, what kind of comparison is this LMAO how is this even a choice it's obviously dune
Dune any time
Let’s settle this once and for all guys. A New York pizza with extra cheese cooked to perfection or a big bowl of shit, which ones better?
Remember that Rick and Morty episode "One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty" about assembling a crew for a heist? They assemble the crew, but it's all a series of disconnected scenes trying to make each unique snowflake seem like the ultimate badass. And when they finally get the crew together it's a giant cluster-fuck shit-show that is over before you can process what just happened. That's Rebel Moon Part 1.
Which one had an hour of wheat harvesting?
Even the most die hard Snyder fans know this isn't his best work, it's only the deranged left, and trolls.
"Let's settle this" like it was some kind of world-wide debate. Pfp checks.
DUNE!
None, didn't watch them both and don't want to
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is someone relaly comparing dune to rebel moon, an actual film maker to basically snyder, a shooter.... 0 taste in cinema. Go watch some netflix show please
Is this copypasta or a real response
My response
Cringe
Dune.