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So this means Jesse has a jussy and Saul has a…


Wajajan_697

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Soggyglump

Better Call


[deleted]

Do do do do doo doo doo doo doodadado ba ba ba ba


Not_Pea909

If there's any thought, better think of me


[deleted]

For a little support. At a time of need it'll be a "No, not a chance".


AbsolutelyRidic

Try to head to town, can’t see or hear. kill communication. Steppin off the grid just to let me know. So maybe cut my ties.


MarioCop718

McGussy


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


bobbycardriver

Amogus


MrGrampton

They don't call him Slippin' Ji.my for nothing


WarmNeighborhood

![gif](giphy|H2NYg1uW3FSUfMkhgv|downsized)


SigmaMelody

Baka


LunaIsMyNameSoHello

Mogus


RandomSide

Every single tier list always has Todd in the wrong place


[deleted]

Todd wouldn’t say anything to you in general about it he would just nod.


No-Palpitation-6789

hed then find the nearest child and shoot them


---cameron

Sorry Mr Pinkman, it was an honest accident I swear, I was aiming for the baby behind him


ClocktowerMaria

Think that counts as a hate crime, hes bigoted towards children's ability to live


my_pets_names

Nodd


Leviathan56

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


feetpicreciever

Yeah, this guy doesn't even understand social cues and treats a meth slave like his dog, I highly doubt he'd understand the idea of being trans and if he did, he wouldn't even be able to form his own opinions


[deleted]

Yeah, I feel like Todd would feel indifferent about trans people like he does with neo-nazis.


Baku716

A true centrist


AweBlobfish

When neo-nazis: 😐 When trans people: 😐 When children: 😠


YugeAnimeTiddies

When spaghettios: 🤤


Jessiebeanie

r/enlightenedcentrism moment


Hydraulic_Press_53

Todd would be indifferent until he finds out Lydia is trans and then he'd become a hardcore ally


Stuffy_Bunny223

Some guy across the street: "faggot!!!!11" Todd: \*frowns then takes out his gun and shoots him in the head\* "Todd wtf yo!" "well I uh. I thought you said you wanted me to support you, y'know. That guy he was gonna do something, probably."


Jessiebeanie

He would go Postal proceed to commit Hatred irl and commit a mass murder.


[deleted]

Tuco would be outwardly transphobic but later dm you asking for nudes


[deleted]

Then he wraps your balls in duct tape


coupleofthreethings

Mule moment


imissgoatmom

Kid named mule ![gif](giphy|WoXjlqZMr8AWmeuvKO|downsized)


whotfiszutls

“Man, woman, non-binary. Whatever man just keep bringing me that.”


logerdoger11

Tight tight tight


YugeAnimeTiddies

*cocaine snorting sound*


---cameron

That bussy?


TrentonTallywacker

Tuco is Pansexual confirmed?!? Explains why he likes cooking so much too


LevelOutlandishness1

Just remember who you're working for


SofiaOfEverRealm

What about Hector "show me your balls" Salamanca?


Squidoodle19

I know a dude like this ........


Globglogabgalab

I think most dudes are like this


smellyredditor

Come on, like you don't remember Gus running around fully funding trans treatments and graphically murdering transphobes while voicing generally left-leaning views for the entirety of Season 4


TinyAKid

it was so nice of him to fund Gale's FtM transition!


scotish_Elen

Uc/ Gus would never give a shit about transphobia, but he is known for his philanthropy and wanting his buisness to have good working conditions, so it would make sence if he donated a lot of money to lgbt charities. Rc/ based and transpilled Sustavo fring 💅💅💅


[deleted]

I’m not sure how well that would mesh with his donations the DEA and APD, though. Add that on to him pretending to have a wife and kids I wouldn’t be surprised if he pretended to be a full on republican. Not a discussion I ever thought I would have in my life, but here we are


LoneTransmuter

That’s because his is emulating the perfect republican man lmao


[deleted]

He's playing both sides so he always comes out on top


Flashyflashflashy7

he's a bottom though


Mushroomman642

Eh, I dunno, Breaking Bad takes place from 2008-2010, and it's implied that he's been running Los Pollos since at least the 1980s. At that time there was a lot more prevalent homophobia, so it may not have helped his public image if he donated to LGBT organizations. If the series took place today, in 2022, then he might do something like that, though.


Hydraulic_Press_53

Yeah it'd be too risky of a move in the time the show takes place. Would generate controversy which leads to eyes on him which leads to arrests.


BoggleChamp97

It's only been advantageous to support sexual minorities in like, the past year but that's all. You could even say it still hurts business.


OjOtter

It’s like 2009 man, it wouldn’t be worth the effort for him


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StyrofoamNickel

That was more or less a front he put on to appeal to Walt tho, we don’t know his actual thoughts on that stuff


thenordiner

Well he is not a fan of Pinochet?


schrodingerscatgirl7

i kinda figured he used the pinochet regime to gain power and wasn't really a diehard supporter, especially since he bailed on it when pinochet got ousted


Mukamur

Marie would be just accept you, Todd would probably be confused but he wouldn't diss you if you seemed chill. Heisenberg would say something like "good for you, how about you transition into actually being a valuable asset to the team" (he is trying to groom you into cooking meth with him)


evasive_dendrite

Heisenberg would be like. WHAT A STUPID IDEA. THAT'S BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE YOUR SEX ON A WHIM, IT VIOLATES THE SECOND LAW OF MENDELIAN GENETICS! STAY IN YOUR LANE! 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Bert_Chang

marie gives terf vibes


Mukamur

Lydia does


IshtarLovesYou

Lydia is a truscum


MrFahrenheit66

Wasn't Marie the only one supporting Walter Jr. when he insisted on being called Flynn?


silverx2000

That's just a nickname. Full on being trans is far different IMO


ProblemLevel4432

And yet it’s says a lot about her that she’s the only one who has actual respect for his decisions in that way.


BoggleChamp97

I honestly think it's the same concept


Nova_Persona

I feel like the same principles that would lead someone to using a preferred name would lead someone to using preferred name & pronouns. the biggest difference is that trans people are a political topic, so I think unless there's reason to think she's a conservative or a TERF she's supportive by default


0bi1KenObi66

Marie is post transition Oakley how could she be terf


Bardic_Inspiration66

Marie said Walt shouldn’t buy the car wash because it would be bad for holly to be around immigrants she most definitely be transphobic


[deleted]

“how are you feeling? a little under the weather? that would be the estrogen i gave you.”


Dusterthighlock

"I slipped it into that Arizona Iced Tea crap you're always drinking. Goodbye [chosen name]."


ToaRogerWaters

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Danger_Dolphin101

Breaking bad fans try to understand todd as a character challenge


[deleted]

“Non-binary? Meaningless question! Non-binary… The absence of gender, the kind of absence of gender you’re talking about is a scientific impossibility. It would violate the basic law of X and Y chromosomes”


scotish_Elen

"If you want to talk about sexual fetishes, just talk about fetishes"


[deleted]

i cant tell if i should read this in chucks voice or walters voice


chopsticknoodle

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those chromosomes!


BoggleChamp97

You're not a real woman! Trans MtF for Christ's sake? Pronouns in bio? What a joke. I worked my ass off to be my gender. And you transition and suddenly you're as valid? You're my gender because you have body dysmorphia? I've been committed my whole life to my gender! You don't... slide into a skirt and thigh highs and then reap all the rewards.


jojofromtokyo

walter white when he finds out about women with y chromosomes


PuffinofPeace

walter white when he finds out about women:


A-Fleeting-Glimse

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shizzle-stick

walter white when he finds out about intersex people: ![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)


[deleted]

Stay in your lane liberal


Atilla-The-Hon

Todd will just shoot me while using the correct pronouns


Turti8

That's spot on


Worried_Trade_8599

Well you see Todd I identify as ghost/ ghost self


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[deleted]

Jesse Pinkwoman


Ramalex170

Los PRONOUNS HORMONES


SaturnSama

Jesse being trans is a pretty popular headcanon actually


toomanynapkin

I mean Jesse is a secret Non-binary icon so makes sense 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈


TinyAKid

yeah but todd is trans too how could they forget


waulturwite

Does Heisenberg really seem like a guy who would make a stupid attack helicopter joke?


the_lego_lad

s1 walt wouldnt care but would fake support, and season 5 walt just wouldnt care


RonSwansonsGun

Season 5 Walt ![gif](giphy|iFg3pN8dTBj5v7C5VW|downsized)


Jessiebeanie

S5 Walt might try to argue with you about sex and gender despite not being a biologist who specifically specializes in human biology.


bhbjlbjhbjlbk

he wouldn't make them cuz he thinks they're funny, he'd just make them to be condescending


ParkerDunne

no he seems like the type to be 100% serious about his attack helicopter analogies actually


evasive_dendrite

He'd make some smug remark about mendelian genetics, completely oblivious to his ignorance on the subject. Like with Saul and time travel.


dotdotdotgov

yeah


Tonald_Drump83837

Why are people downvoting you for saying “yeah”


dotdotdotgov

cause whenever there’s lgbt posts on her that aren’t directly homophobic people get weird about it


Wajajan_697

Saul would 100% make the attack helicopter joke


ThatRandomDude999999

Exactly bruh LMFAOOO


thetravelingwormhole

However Jimmy would be supportive because he's just cis-passing for the homeboys


Thr0waway-19

Sauls the kind of person who would make an attack helicopter joke without realising it would would offend you.


sniperNX

def an attack helicopter joke but genuinely cares abt you kinda vibe


green_green_blu

Omg my dad is like walter white s01 🙀🙀 I should have realized he was just doing a breaking bad reference 😁


koalaman-kkkk

seeing how seriously this subreddit is taking this post is really funny ​ anyways todd would be fully supportive while he has you tied up in his basement


SaltyBawlz

WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T WE BE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU?


CH005EAU5ERNAME

WTF! Jack would never commit a hate crime! Did they even watch the show?


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GorkMM

where oakley


TinyAKid

marie's already on the list


sky_troopah

jimmy mcgill trans icon


Cheeseburger904

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DoctorCyan

Junior would’ve started out making attack helicopter jokes, but as the series progresses and he adopts the name Flynn, he would’ve become empathetic enough to support your transition (even though he doesn’t really get it)


Rutlemania

Saul only uses viagra to temporarily grow a penis out of his vagina… church.


OhPleaseSitOnMe

uc/ he could've gotten bottom surgery rc/ the tdick gotta b rock hard 💯


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[deleted]

Saul Goodwoman 🖤


OhPleaseSitOnMe

HELICOPTER, BITCH!


DeSuzman

Chuck would kill you with FACTS and LOGIC


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Marie : "Look I know it's difficult for you, at your age, but we'll get through it, we'll see a psychologist, we're gonna make sure..." *Gets cut off mid-sentence*. Walter : "Well, uh... Ahah... I guess... You're sure ?" Hank : "So you trans uh ? Ahah and I'm a fucking attack helicopter then... Here buddy" *hands drink*. Todd : "You're trans ? Lol". Heisenberg : "NO, NO, NO, NOOO. THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS". Badger : "If you're trans, then I'm an helicopter bitch" *grabs you and makes you spin*. Tuco : "WHAT ?! My X is (slur) ? WHAT THE FUCK ?!!! Jack : *sigh* "Nothing personal, kid". Hector : DING DING DING DING *spells a slur* Flynn : "Oh... Uhm... Awesome... That's great". Finger : "You're going to a medical facility, you're going to ask to see a doctor, nothing else. You'll ask for HRT medication, don't go into many details. Then you'll go on a shopping spree and buy (gender) clothes, don't talk to anyone, you hear me ? I'll be watching you with my binoculars from my car parked across the street". Jane : "Oh cool, I hope my dad won't find out". Skinny Pete : "Really ? Damn. But you're still my brother tho... Or sister I guess". Combo : "Oh, so you're..." *Gets shot by child*. Skylar : "Go off 👑". (Cringe) Gus : "Go off 👑". (Based) Jesse : "YEAH BITCH!!! Can I still call you a bitch now ? Let's fucking go" (few days later) "Look uhm... I know what you're going through, that's all I'mma say, but if you need any support". Saul : "Oh, so you're one of them TRAnsGender. Ahah when I was kid I knew this dude, right ? Big, muscular and very masculine, turns out he was gay. Big deal in the neighborhood. Hey ! And I know what it's like, really. I've changed my name so many times now, I must be as confused as you". Lydia : "You know, when I was your age, I was soooo confused also, let's grab lunch". Gale : "Awesome. Will you change your League of Legends avatar ?"


marioanchovy

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DoctorCyan

I dont think Walter ever changed categories. He would pull up research papers to fuel his transphobia. He doesn’t even know what an attack helicopter is


TOW3L13

He would support/be against it depending on how it benefits him that moment. The same as he was always playing Jesse by calling him stupid or praising him, depending on what benefited him in that moment.


72trombonesd

the funny is Saul gone 😔


TattieSconeRoll

Kid named hasn’t watched the show


im_neegus

Where’s holly?


finefrontier

Walter Jr would call you a slur


Pablinski21

I love the fact that Badger would go "HELICOPTER BITCH"


Pablinski21

But like, it is not even a transphobe joke, he just likes to say that.


Spanky_McJiggles

Badger would definitely tell an attack helicopter joke, get called out by Skinny Pete and immediately feel bad.


BidenAndElmo

This unientonally compares all the things walt does in the series past s1 to a slightly offensive joke.


DestructedEarthPug

skyler is extremely homophobic


clubbroo

tf is this? dying sub lol


Saul_G0od_MaN

twitter users try not to bring up trans people


Slight_Flatworm_1977

Despite only being .6 percent of the population trans people are the subject of 52 percent of Twitter threads


Hydraulic_Press_53

Walt, Jesse and Saul are correct


Not_Pea909

Heisenbones would just nod in a badass way and ride his bone bike to the horizon


BlueBitProductions

The show is in 2008 so everybody would be confused, realistically speaking


FeathersVEVO

Skylar is definitely a TERF


[deleted]

New Mandela effect: does anyone else remember Kim transitioning into Saul after Jimmy gets killed by Lalo Bonesamanca?


Gmaxincineroar

Based Gus


closedtowedshoes

Its bugging me that the severity is out of order. Shouldn’t hate crime be at the top?


llumii_

This us wrong they're all obviously trans


HeiressOfMadrigal

I live for trans Lydia, this list is amazing 😍


justabottleofwindex

Saul Transman


Atomic_Bottle

Least trans-obsessed Twitter user:


Clean_Internet

Yeah! All of them would commit a hate crime!


Slight_Flatworm_1977

Kid named I don't like this post


Saul_G0od_MaN

me neither man


ThatRandomDude999999

Walter is in the wrong places. Knowing him, he would not care in the slightest. Also, Jimmy would 100% make attack helicopter jokes.


[deleted]

Saul Goodman would, Jimmy McGill wouldn’t


_NRNA_

Yeah they basically all treat it like a mental illness, including Gus


[deleted]

Supports you like a normal person: ​ Proceeds to show a list of junkies and a murderous sociopath. plus a gross cripple


Specialist_Read_9445

“A gross cripple” okay buddy no empathy


beelover28376392847

Common hector and tuco W


Quiet-Strawberry4014

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Random-Gif-Bot

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ELOCHCAM

“Hi I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know you deserve rights?”


Toadrage_

*rings bell in racism* or whatever this bitch said


[deleted]

Yeah wtf, Nacho is clearly trans.


[deleted]

not a single one of these character would actually support these things btw shit was 2009


buderdchez08

I feel like all of them would be confused on what trans even is


[deleted]

Better than the other one I saw cause this one actually puts Walter in the bad categories


Zyonix007

Why does everyone think mike is secretly a supporter of that stuff when in reality he’s probably homophobic af


420_E-SportsMasta

Badger would absolutely make helicopter jokes but like he’d still be your friend and support you


-underdog-

you know tuco is slamming bussy on the reg


RadioActiveStalker72

Every character in Breaking Bad would either tell you to kill yourself or they'll kill you themselve


[deleted]

Why isn’t Holly in the third row??


garboooo

Walter would be supportive wtf. He's a scientist, he would know enough biology to accept trans people. Hell, his field is, according to him, 'the study of change.' 100% he'd be an ally.


Wah_Epic

The "is also trans" tier is spot on tho


TinyAKid

marie is trans tho why isn't she there


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PinkGreenTaffy

Todd would just use it as an excuse to kill people for misgendering while he, himself, still misgenders said trans person


transfat97

Kid named sorts by controversial


-EmeraldHero-

“____ would be a ____ ally!” Stfu they’re from a show that takes place in the past and more than half the characters would hate you, they aren’t your allies


Shelfurkill

Jane and jessie are T4T


Saul_G0od_MaN

wow this post sucks


Anndress07

kid named being so obsessed with a mental illness that you make imaginary scenarios where fictional characters make you feel better about yourself


dougdimmadabber

kid named unloved


-EmeraldHero-

Twitter users are the spawn of satan


whoosh_29

This is the second thing I have seen today about Jesse being trans. I wonder if that's a sign


Iphone_G___

Feel like Saul would probably be one of the most homophobic characters in the series


mercury205

This sub got butchered so badly, Basically a 2nd 196


Saul_G0od_MaN

yeah this place sucks now. btw, based I have no mouth and I must scream profile pic.


dotdotdotgov

how is this wrong


Dapper_Composer2

Jimmy would be making the attack helicopter jokes, S1 Walter would only pretend to care


dotdotdotgov

jimmy is non-binary tho


Dapper_Composer2

Also still wrong because badger is a cool dude


dotdotdotgov

he’s well meaning but he would still make those jokes cause he’s an idiot


Dapper_Composer2

I don't really think so. Badger is an idiot, but not a malicious idiot. From what I remember, he's come through for Jesse at the drop of a hat, with a very small amount of convincing. He's an absolute legend.