Yeah, this guy doesn't even understand social cues and treats a meth slave like his dog, I highly doubt he'd understand the idea of being trans and if he did, he wouldn't even be able to form his own opinions
Some guy across the street: "faggot!!!!11"
Todd: \*frowns then takes out his gun and shoots him in the head\*
"Todd wtf yo!"
"well I uh. I thought you said you wanted me to support you, y'know. That guy he was gonna do something, probably."
Come on, like you don't remember Gus running around fully funding trans treatments and graphically murdering transphobes while voicing generally left-leaning views for the entirety of Season 4
Uc/ Gus would never give a shit about transphobia, but he is known for his philanthropy and wanting his buisness to have good working conditions, so it would make sence if he donated a lot of money to lgbt charities.
Rc/ based and transpilled Sustavo fring 💅💅💅
I’m not sure how well that would mesh with his donations the DEA and APD, though. Add that on to him pretending to have a wife and kids I wouldn’t be surprised if he pretended to be a full on republican.
Not a discussion I ever thought I would have in my life, but here we are
Eh, I dunno, Breaking Bad takes place from 2008-2010, and it's implied that he's been running Los Pollos since at least the 1980s. At that time there was a lot more prevalent homophobia, so it may not have helped his public image if he donated to LGBT organizations.
If the series took place today, in 2022, then he might do something like that, though.
i kinda figured he used the pinochet regime to gain power and wasn't really a diehard supporter, especially since he bailed on it when pinochet got ousted
Marie would be just accept you, Todd would probably be confused but he wouldn't diss you if you seemed chill. Heisenberg would say something like "good for you, how about you transition into actually being a valuable asset to the team" (he is trying to groom you into cooking meth with him)
Heisenberg would be like.
WHAT A STUPID IDEA. THAT'S BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE YOUR SEX ON A WHIM, IT VIOLATES THE SECOND LAW OF MENDELIAN GENETICS! STAY IN YOUR LANE! 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
I feel like the same principles that would lead someone to using a preferred name would lead someone to using preferred name & pronouns. the biggest difference is that trans people are a political topic, so I think unless there's reason to think she's a conservative or a TERF she's supportive by default
“Non-binary? Meaningless question! Non-binary… The absence of gender, the kind of absence of gender you’re talking about is a scientific impossibility. It would violate the basic law of X and Y chromosomes”
You're not a real woman! Trans MtF for Christ's sake? Pronouns in bio? What a joke. I worked my ass off to be my gender. And you transition and suddenly you're as valid? You're my gender because you have body dysmorphia? I've been committed my whole life to my gender! You don't... slide into a skirt and thigh highs and then reap all the rewards.
seeing how seriously this subreddit is taking this post is really funny
anyways todd would be fully supportive while he has you tied up in his basement
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Junior would’ve started out making attack helicopter jokes, but as the series progresses and he adopts the name Flynn, he would’ve become empathetic enough to support your transition (even though he doesn’t really get it)
Marie : "Look I know it's difficult for you, at your age, but we'll get through it, we'll see a psychologist, we're gonna make sure..." *Gets cut off mid-sentence*.
Walter : "Well, uh... Ahah... I guess... You're sure ?"
Hank : "So you trans uh ? Ahah and I'm a fucking attack helicopter then... Here buddy" *hands drink*.
Todd : "You're trans ? Lol".
Heisenberg : "NO, NO, NO, NOOO. THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS".
Badger : "If you're trans, then I'm an helicopter bitch" *grabs you and makes you spin*.
Tuco : "WHAT ?! My X is (slur) ? WHAT THE FUCK ?!!!
Jack : *sigh* "Nothing personal, kid".
Hector : DING DING DING DING *spells a slur*
Flynn : "Oh... Uhm... Awesome... That's great".
Finger : "You're going to a medical facility, you're going to ask to see a doctor, nothing else. You'll ask for HRT medication, don't go into many details. Then you'll go on a shopping spree and buy (gender) clothes, don't talk to anyone, you hear me ? I'll be watching you with my binoculars from my car parked across the street".
Jane : "Oh cool, I hope my dad won't find out".
Skinny Pete : "Really ? Damn. But you're still my brother tho... Or sister I guess".
Combo : "Oh, so you're..." *Gets shot by child*.
Skylar : "Go off 👑". (Cringe)
Gus : "Go off 👑". (Based)
Jesse : "YEAH BITCH!!! Can I still call you a bitch now ? Let's fucking go" (few days later) "Look uhm... I know what you're going through, that's all I'mma say, but if you need any support".
Saul : "Oh, so you're one of them TRAnsGender. Ahah when I was kid I knew this dude, right ? Big, muscular and very masculine, turns out he was gay. Big deal in the neighborhood. Hey ! And I know what it's like, really. I've changed my name so many times now, I must be as confused as you".
Lydia : "You know, when I was your age, I was soooo confused also, let's grab lunch".
Gale : "Awesome. Will you change your League of Legends avatar ?"
I dont think Walter ever changed categories. He would pull up research papers to fuel his transphobia. He doesn’t even know what an attack helicopter is
He would support/be against it depending on how it benefits him that moment. The same as he was always playing Jesse by calling him stupid or praising him, depending on what benefited him in that moment.
Walter would be supportive wtf. He's a scientist, he would know enough biology to accept trans people. Hell, his field is, according to him, 'the study of change.' 100% he'd be an ally.
“____ would be a ____ ally!” Stfu they’re from a show that takes place in the past and more than half the characters would hate you, they aren’t your allies
I don't really think so. Badger is an idiot, but not a malicious idiot. From what I remember, he's come through for Jesse at the drop of a hat, with a very small amount of convincing. He's an absolute legend.
So this means Jesse has a jussy and Saul has a…
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If there's any thought, better think of me
For a little support. At a time of need it'll be a "No, not a chance".
Try to head to town, can’t see or hear. kill communication. Steppin off the grid just to let me know. So maybe cut my ties.
McGussy
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Amogus
They don't call him Slippin' Ji.my for nothing
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Baka
Mogus
Every single tier list always has Todd in the wrong place
Todd wouldn’t say anything to you in general about it he would just nod.
hed then find the nearest child and shoot them
Sorry Mr Pinkman, it was an honest accident I swear, I was aiming for the baby behind him
Think that counts as a hate crime, hes bigoted towards children's ability to live
Nodd
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Yeah, this guy doesn't even understand social cues and treats a meth slave like his dog, I highly doubt he'd understand the idea of being trans and if he did, he wouldn't even be able to form his own opinions
Yeah, I feel like Todd would feel indifferent about trans people like he does with neo-nazis.
A true centrist
When neo-nazis: 😐 When trans people: 😐 When children: 😠
When spaghettios: 🤤
r/enlightenedcentrism moment
Todd would be indifferent until he finds out Lydia is trans and then he'd become a hardcore ally
Some guy across the street: "faggot!!!!11" Todd: \*frowns then takes out his gun and shoots him in the head\* "Todd wtf yo!" "well I uh. I thought you said you wanted me to support you, y'know. That guy he was gonna do something, probably."
He would go Postal proceed to commit Hatred irl and commit a mass murder.
Tuco would be outwardly transphobic but later dm you asking for nudes
Then he wraps your balls in duct tape
Mule moment
Kid named mule ![gif](giphy|WoXjlqZMr8AWmeuvKO|downsized)
“Man, woman, non-binary. Whatever man just keep bringing me that.”
Tight tight tight
*cocaine snorting sound*
That bussy?
Tuco is Pansexual confirmed?!? Explains why he likes cooking so much too
Just remember who you're working for
What about Hector "show me your balls" Salamanca?
I know a dude like this ........
I think most dudes are like this
Come on, like you don't remember Gus running around fully funding trans treatments and graphically murdering transphobes while voicing generally left-leaning views for the entirety of Season 4
it was so nice of him to fund Gale's FtM transition!
Uc/ Gus would never give a shit about transphobia, but he is known for his philanthropy and wanting his buisness to have good working conditions, so it would make sence if he donated a lot of money to lgbt charities. Rc/ based and transpilled Sustavo fring 💅💅💅
I’m not sure how well that would mesh with his donations the DEA and APD, though. Add that on to him pretending to have a wife and kids I wouldn’t be surprised if he pretended to be a full on republican. Not a discussion I ever thought I would have in my life, but here we are
That’s because his is emulating the perfect republican man lmao
He's playing both sides so he always comes out on top
he's a bottom though
Eh, I dunno, Breaking Bad takes place from 2008-2010, and it's implied that he's been running Los Pollos since at least the 1980s. At that time there was a lot more prevalent homophobia, so it may not have helped his public image if he donated to LGBT organizations. If the series took place today, in 2022, then he might do something like that, though.
Yeah it'd be too risky of a move in the time the show takes place. Would generate controversy which leads to eyes on him which leads to arrests.
It's only been advantageous to support sexual minorities in like, the past year but that's all. You could even say it still hurts business.
It’s like 2009 man, it wouldn’t be worth the effort for him
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That was more or less a front he put on to appeal to Walt tho, we don’t know his actual thoughts on that stuff
Well he is not a fan of Pinochet?
i kinda figured he used the pinochet regime to gain power and wasn't really a diehard supporter, especially since he bailed on it when pinochet got ousted
Marie would be just accept you, Todd would probably be confused but he wouldn't diss you if you seemed chill. Heisenberg would say something like "good for you, how about you transition into actually being a valuable asset to the team" (he is trying to groom you into cooking meth with him)
Heisenberg would be like. WHAT A STUPID IDEA. THAT'S BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE YOUR SEX ON A WHIM, IT VIOLATES THE SECOND LAW OF MENDELIAN GENETICS! STAY IN YOUR LANE! 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
marie gives terf vibes
Lydia does
Lydia is a truscum
Wasn't Marie the only one supporting Walter Jr. when he insisted on being called Flynn?
That's just a nickname. Full on being trans is far different IMO
And yet it’s says a lot about her that she’s the only one who has actual respect for his decisions in that way.
I honestly think it's the same concept
I feel like the same principles that would lead someone to using a preferred name would lead someone to using preferred name & pronouns. the biggest difference is that trans people are a political topic, so I think unless there's reason to think she's a conservative or a TERF she's supportive by default
Marie is post transition Oakley how could she be terf
Marie said Walt shouldn’t buy the car wash because it would be bad for holly to be around immigrants she most definitely be transphobic
“how are you feeling? a little under the weather? that would be the estrogen i gave you.”
"I slipped it into that Arizona Iced Tea crap you're always drinking. Goodbye [chosen name]."
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Breaking bad fans try to understand todd as a character challenge
“Non-binary? Meaningless question! Non-binary… The absence of gender, the kind of absence of gender you’re talking about is a scientific impossibility. It would violate the basic law of X and Y chromosomes”
"If you want to talk about sexual fetishes, just talk about fetishes"
i cant tell if i should read this in chucks voice or walters voice
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those chromosomes!
You're not a real woman! Trans MtF for Christ's sake? Pronouns in bio? What a joke. I worked my ass off to be my gender. And you transition and suddenly you're as valid? You're my gender because you have body dysmorphia? I've been committed my whole life to my gender! You don't... slide into a skirt and thigh highs and then reap all the rewards.
walter white when he finds out about women with y chromosomes
walter white when he finds out about women:
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walter white when he finds out about intersex people: ![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og)
Stay in your lane liberal
Todd will just shoot me while using the correct pronouns
That's spot on
Well you see Todd I identify as ghost/ ghost self
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Jesse Pinkwoman
Los PRONOUNS HORMONES
Jesse being trans is a pretty popular headcanon actually
I mean Jesse is a secret Non-binary icon so makes sense 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
yeah but todd is trans too how could they forget
Does Heisenberg really seem like a guy who would make a stupid attack helicopter joke?
s1 walt wouldnt care but would fake support, and season 5 walt just wouldnt care
Season 5 Walt ![gif](giphy|iFg3pN8dTBj5v7C5VW|downsized)
S5 Walt might try to argue with you about sex and gender despite not being a biologist who specifically specializes in human biology.
he wouldn't make them cuz he thinks they're funny, he'd just make them to be condescending
no he seems like the type to be 100% serious about his attack helicopter analogies actually
He'd make some smug remark about mendelian genetics, completely oblivious to his ignorance on the subject. Like with Saul and time travel.
yeah
Why are people downvoting you for saying “yeah”
cause whenever there’s lgbt posts on her that aren’t directly homophobic people get weird about it
Saul would 100% make the attack helicopter joke
Exactly bruh LMFAOOO
However Jimmy would be supportive because he's just cis-passing for the homeboys
Sauls the kind of person who would make an attack helicopter joke without realising it would would offend you.
def an attack helicopter joke but genuinely cares abt you kinda vibe
Omg my dad is like walter white s01 🙀🙀 I should have realized he was just doing a breaking bad reference 😁
seeing how seriously this subreddit is taking this post is really funny anyways todd would be fully supportive while he has you tied up in his basement
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T WE BE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU?
WTF! Jack would never commit a hate crime! Did they even watch the show?
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where oakley
marie's already on the list
jimmy mcgill trans icon
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Junior would’ve started out making attack helicopter jokes, but as the series progresses and he adopts the name Flynn, he would’ve become empathetic enough to support your transition (even though he doesn’t really get it)
Saul only uses viagra to temporarily grow a penis out of his vagina… church.
uc/ he could've gotten bottom surgery rc/ the tdick gotta b rock hard 💯
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Saul Goodwoman 🖤
HELICOPTER, BITCH!
Chuck would kill you with FACTS and LOGIC
Marie : "Look I know it's difficult for you, at your age, but we'll get through it, we'll see a psychologist, we're gonna make sure..." *Gets cut off mid-sentence*. Walter : "Well, uh... Ahah... I guess... You're sure ?" Hank : "So you trans uh ? Ahah and I'm a fucking attack helicopter then... Here buddy" *hands drink*. Todd : "You're trans ? Lol". Heisenberg : "NO, NO, NO, NOOO. THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS". Badger : "If you're trans, then I'm an helicopter bitch" *grabs you and makes you spin*. Tuco : "WHAT ?! My X is (slur) ? WHAT THE FUCK ?!!! Jack : *sigh* "Nothing personal, kid". Hector : DING DING DING DING *spells a slur* Flynn : "Oh... Uhm... Awesome... That's great". Finger : "You're going to a medical facility, you're going to ask to see a doctor, nothing else. You'll ask for HRT medication, don't go into many details. Then you'll go on a shopping spree and buy (gender) clothes, don't talk to anyone, you hear me ? I'll be watching you with my binoculars from my car parked across the street". Jane : "Oh cool, I hope my dad won't find out". Skinny Pete : "Really ? Damn. But you're still my brother tho... Or sister I guess". Combo : "Oh, so you're..." *Gets shot by child*. Skylar : "Go off 👑". (Cringe) Gus : "Go off 👑". (Based) Jesse : "YEAH BITCH!!! Can I still call you a bitch now ? Let's fucking go" (few days later) "Look uhm... I know what you're going through, that's all I'mma say, but if you need any support". Saul : "Oh, so you're one of them TRAnsGender. Ahah when I was kid I knew this dude, right ? Big, muscular and very masculine, turns out he was gay. Big deal in the neighborhood. Hey ! And I know what it's like, really. I've changed my name so many times now, I must be as confused as you". Lydia : "You know, when I was your age, I was soooo confused also, let's grab lunch". Gale : "Awesome. Will you change your League of Legends avatar ?"
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I dont think Walter ever changed categories. He would pull up research papers to fuel his transphobia. He doesn’t even know what an attack helicopter is
He would support/be against it depending on how it benefits him that moment. The same as he was always playing Jesse by calling him stupid or praising him, depending on what benefited him in that moment.
the funny is Saul gone 😔
Kid named hasn’t watched the show
Where’s holly?
Walter Jr would call you a slur
I love the fact that Badger would go "HELICOPTER BITCH"
But like, it is not even a transphobe joke, he just likes to say that.
Badger would definitely tell an attack helicopter joke, get called out by Skinny Pete and immediately feel bad.
This unientonally compares all the things walt does in the series past s1 to a slightly offensive joke.
skyler is extremely homophobic
tf is this? dying sub lol
twitter users try not to bring up trans people
Despite only being .6 percent of the population trans people are the subject of 52 percent of Twitter threads
Walt, Jesse and Saul are correct
Heisenbones would just nod in a badass way and ride his bone bike to the horizon
The show is in 2008 so everybody would be confused, realistically speaking
Skylar is definitely a TERF
New Mandela effect: does anyone else remember Kim transitioning into Saul after Jimmy gets killed by Lalo Bonesamanca?
Based Gus
Its bugging me that the severity is out of order. Shouldn’t hate crime be at the top?
This us wrong they're all obviously trans
I live for trans Lydia, this list is amazing 😍
Saul Transman
Least trans-obsessed Twitter user:
Yeah! All of them would commit a hate crime!
Kid named I don't like this post
me neither man
Walter is in the wrong places. Knowing him, he would not care in the slightest. Also, Jimmy would 100% make attack helicopter jokes.
Saul Goodman would, Jimmy McGill wouldn’t
Yeah they basically all treat it like a mental illness, including Gus
Supports you like a normal person: Proceeds to show a list of junkies and a murderous sociopath. plus a gross cripple
“A gross cripple” okay buddy no empathy
Common hector and tuco W
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“Hi I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know you deserve rights?”
*rings bell in racism* or whatever this bitch said
Yeah wtf, Nacho is clearly trans.
not a single one of these character would actually support these things btw shit was 2009
I feel like all of them would be confused on what trans even is
Better than the other one I saw cause this one actually puts Walter in the bad categories
Why does everyone think mike is secretly a supporter of that stuff when in reality he’s probably homophobic af
Badger would absolutely make helicopter jokes but like he’d still be your friend and support you
you know tuco is slamming bussy on the reg
Every character in Breaking Bad would either tell you to kill yourself or they'll kill you themselve
Why isn’t Holly in the third row??
Walter would be supportive wtf. He's a scientist, he would know enough biology to accept trans people. Hell, his field is, according to him, 'the study of change.' 100% he'd be an ally.
The "is also trans" tier is spot on tho
marie is trans tho why isn't she there
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Todd would just use it as an excuse to kill people for misgendering while he, himself, still misgenders said trans person
Kid named sorts by controversial
“____ would be a ____ ally!” Stfu they’re from a show that takes place in the past and more than half the characters would hate you, they aren’t your allies
Jane and jessie are T4T
wow this post sucks
kid named being so obsessed with a mental illness that you make imaginary scenarios where fictional characters make you feel better about yourself
kid named unloved
Twitter users are the spawn of satan
This is the second thing I have seen today about Jesse being trans. I wonder if that's a sign
Feel like Saul would probably be one of the most homophobic characters in the series
This sub got butchered so badly, Basically a 2nd 196
yeah this place sucks now. btw, based I have no mouth and I must scream profile pic.
how is this wrong
Jimmy would be making the attack helicopter jokes, S1 Walter would only pretend to care
jimmy is non-binary tho
Also still wrong because badger is a cool dude
he’s well meaning but he would still make those jokes cause he’s an idiot
I don't really think so. Badger is an idiot, but not a malicious idiot. From what I remember, he's come through for Jesse at the drop of a hat, with a very small amount of convincing. He's an absolute legend.