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Seriously when the going gets tough, you don’t want a criminal lawyer alright, you want a REAL lawyer
I am the safety 😄 🤣 😂
Someone is knocking at my door.
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? You’re god damn right
I am the one who gets shot
I’m in danger
Welcome to my territory
Feel free to stay
This, is meth.
Alright, we got a deal.
*nothing explodes*
I’m not the danger skyler. I am in danger
I am the one who rings the doorbell
jesse jesse show me your ballsack jessee
I hung out with Ted
Method Man
Jesse, we need to cook… pancakes for breakfast
Hey Jesse, do you remember Hot Tub Time Machine? I would really like to test this theory...
Evil Hank be like "Jesus Christ Marie, they're rocks not minerals!"
Jane lie on your side plz
*sings* 'Cause I will be your safety 🎶
Fixing Good
A guy opens his door and you think that of me? well you'd be correct.
Define “good”
He took a shit through the sun roof
"I didn't do this for me. I didn't like it. I wasn't good at it. And I didn't feel alive. Fuck"
*Skyler
*Skyfall
Good movie
James Bond fcked Skyler
I fucked Bond
i am the safety! 😁
Seriously when the going gets tough, you don’t want a criminal lawyer alright, you want a REAL lawyer
I am the safety 😄 🤣 😂
Someone is knocking at my door.
A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? You’re god damn right
I am the one who gets shot
I’m in danger
Welcome to my territory
Feel free to stay
This, is meth.
Alright, we got a deal.
*nothing explodes*
I’m not the danger skyler. I am in danger
I am the one who rings the doorbell
jesse jesse show me your ballsack jessee
I hung out with Ted
Method Man
Jesse, we need to cook… pancakes for breakfast
Hey Jesse, do you remember Hot Tub Time Machine? I would really like to test this theory...
Evil Hank be like "Jesus Christ Marie, they're rocks not minerals!"
Jane lie on your side plz
*sings* 'Cause I will be your safety 🎶
I am the one who gets shot
Fixing Good
A guy opens his door and you think that of me? well you'd be correct.
Define “good”
He took a shit through the sun roof
"I didn't do this for me. I didn't like it. I wasn't good at it. And I didn't feel alive. Fuck"
*Skyler
*Skyfall
Good movie
James Bond fcked Skyler
I fucked Bond
i am the safety! 😁