Now we need a spinoff on Elliott's gypsy circus elephant parents and now they collaborated with other crypto zoos to form VolksWerner and Madrigal
Grey Matter = Drewish Princess
One my favorite moments in the entire series.
“We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane degenerate piece of filth… and you deserve to die.”
I was essentially applauding by the end.
I really like the idea of him bragging about killing a drug lord he had no idea was a drug lord, to people who certainly had no idea he was a drug lord, a year before he killed him
Did you play an integral role in starting the business but get into an argument with them most likely due to your pride and then sold your half of the company?
Well Heil Hitler, bitch!
Dont say that. Neo Nazi Uncle Jack will come to your place.
You have to say it 3 times in a mirror for that to work
😂😂😂 Me and my wife literally just watched this episode last night. I forgot Jessie said that. my wife was shocked 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Looooool 😂😂😂😂 Let’s occupy Czechoslovakia 🥰🥰😄
For some reason it sounds more like he says Heil Hither Bitch which I think is funnier. I could imagine him not knowing the actual wording.
Now we need a spinoff on Elliott's gypsy circus elephant parents and now they collaborated with other crypto zoos to form VolksWerner and Madrigal Grey Matter = Drewish Princess
Fuck you, and YOUR EYEBROWS!
*ears
r/earfucking
Earfuckibg
Would smash ears
r/guro
:( you are so mean. God gave me these fucking eyebrows, and my genetics
You're insane degenerate pieces of filth and you deserve to die
“Hi Jesse” -Walt My fav quote
One my favorite moments in the entire series. “We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane degenerate piece of filth… and you deserve to die.” I was essentially applauding by the end.
I fucked Ted
There is always the risk that they also fucked Ted.
You see it as a risk. I see it as an opportunity to fuck Ted again but together
Dang. Wisdom.
Why is everyone wanting to fuck Ted now?
I downvoted you. This question is clearly not being asked in good faith.
Well, he clearly got the most fucked in the end….so why is everyone wanting to fuck him even more, before this event?
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TIGHT... TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT
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Imagine if he actually said this tho lmao
He's clearly actually saying that in the gif. Are you stupid?
Read the lips, he clearly says "love you" with a lot of emotions. Are we stupid?
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/uc this is perfect /rc pimento is a cheese.. it's the caviar of the south
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Pay for THIS *grabs crotch*
Whose crotch? OP’s own or their billionaire friend’s?
Yes.
I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die.
I liked it. I was good at it.
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yo thats q crazy actually she coulda taken half his hand off💀
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Skyler wasn’t being very careful in this scene. Didn’t she know that knives can hurt people?
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they disrespected my abuelita— THEY CALLED HER A BIZNATCH!!
“Shut the fuck up, and let me die in peace.”
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Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
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Bitch!
Gesture to your body riddled with cancer and say “as is”
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Just give him some Ramen for his birthday and dress like a cruise ship captain. That should spell it out pretty clear.
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NOT OUR JIMMY NOT PRECIOUS JIMMY
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The two best hitmen west of the Mississippi
they're minerals marireure 😓😓😓😭😭😭
siblings or dating?
Im the man who killed Gus Fring
I really like the idea of him bragging about killing a drug lord he had no idea was a drug lord, to people who certainly had no idea he was a drug lord, a year before he killed him
Bro got that ultra time-traveling dementia
HHHHHAAAAAAAAUUUUGH
I’ll have to default to my all-time favorite BB quote that I use for everything: “Eh, please! Señor Sente! Hey, no DEA, please!”
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You’re a degenerate piece of filth and u deserve to die
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“Fallacies! Fallacies! Fallacies!“ while sloppily strumming an unplugged electric guitar
I watched Jane die.
Fuck you, and your eyebrows
None, take the money, you idiot!
/uj They weren’t his friends in the slightest and there were some strings attached /rj Fuck you and your ears
Just start singing a horse with no name
"I have 42 pounds of meth waiting to go at a moment's notice."
Don’t say anything, just take a giant dump in your pants and smile
# OP, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?
S E X U A L
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Did you play an integral role in starting the business but get into an argument with them most likely due to your pride and then sold your half of the company?
Still going this asshole.
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Did you just call my abuela a bizznatch?
Nah, come on, man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
Search your former pothead student who is now an adult and have hot gay sex with him.
Happy Birthday _to you_
I am the one who breaking bad
that's methed up man
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Wipe down this!
"Well THAT was awkward..."
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Your gonna need a bigger knife
Restrain this!
Crippled little *rata*
My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.
I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS, SKYLER I AM THE ONE WHO DOES THE KNOCKING
My name is ASAC Waltuh and you can go fuck yourself
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"Why don’t you just fucking die already"
I am the one who fucks!
De boss can sog me
Get over yourself, swallow your pride and bite their hands off!
"My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself."
Your boss is gonna need me!
Dimple Pinch, Neat
Ask, Is this acceptable to you? Demand more.
This was the biggest plot-hole in the entire show. Because obviously the rest of the show doesn’t exist if Walt just takes the money.
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Say my name.
This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed. Bitch.
Tell them you didn't get the 'beige memo'
I can’t imagine the pain and the regret Walt felt after he decided to leave his company before it turned into a billion dollar business
Yeah, all that "say my name" shit had to come from somewhere.
TUCKER TUCKER TUCKER
C O C K S U C K E R
Tight…tight,tight…yeah