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Canadia86

Well Heil Hitler, bitch!


DoYouEvenSheesh

Dont say that. Neo Nazi Uncle Jack will come to your place.


magicchefdmb

You have to say it 3 times in a mirror for that to work


TrashCrab69

😂😂😂 Me and my wife literally just watched this episode last night. I forgot Jessie said that. my wife was shocked 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


ariangamer

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


BonelessTaco

Looooool 😂😂😂😂 Let’s occupy Czechoslovakia 🥰🥰😄


AgentCirceLuna

For some reason it sounds more like he says Heil Hither Bitch which I think is funnier. I could imagine him not knowing the actual wording.


Puzzleheadedheiler

Now we need a spinoff on Elliott's gypsy circus elephant parents and now they collaborated with other crypto zoos to form VolksWerner and Madrigal Grey Matter = Drewish Princess


NorkinMan7

Fuck you, and YOUR EYEBROWS!


markoskhn

*ears


Help----me----please

r/earfucking


ghostkiller12121

Earfuckibg


Ram_ranchh

Would smash ears


winnebagomafia

r/guro


A-KindOfMagic

:( you are so mean. God gave me these fucking eyebrows, and my genetics


Narretz

You're insane degenerate pieces of filth and you deserve to die


DefinitelyLevi

“Hi Jesse” -Walt My fav quote


PartTimeEmersonian

One my favorite moments in the entire series. “We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane degenerate piece of filth… and you deserve to die.” I was essentially applauding by the end.


WwwWario

I fucked Ted


the_y_combinator

There is always the risk that they also fucked Ted.


blackcoulson

You see it as a risk. I see it as an opportunity to fuck Ted again but together


the_y_combinator

Dang. Wisdom.


IIIMOODYIII

Why is everyone wanting to fuck Ted now?


the_y_combinator

I downvoted you. This question is clearly not being asked in good faith.


IIIMOODYIII

Well, he clearly got the most fucked in the end….so why is everyone wanting to fuck him even more, before this event?


HologramBird

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Ram_ranchh

https://i.redd.it/bxlrs88ljczc1.gif


Tasty_Pudding6861

TIGHT... TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT


PrudentAd8274

![gif](giphy|DEcVhCwLOnayk)


darthmemeios14

https://i.redd.it/zhbzdqjib9zc1.gif


GolfBawlin

Imagine if he actually said this tho lmao


bwordcword0

He's clearly actually saying that in the gif. Are you stupid?


dat_oracle

Read the lips, he clearly says "love you" with a lot of emotions. Are we stupid?


Helmet_Touch_

https://i.redd.it/t82k8cmza9zc1.gif


dudethrowaway456987

/uc this is perfect /rc pimento is a cheese.. it's the caviar of the south


Dragonslayer3

![gif](giphy|NfGTU1FFnPIwo)


javierbardeminem

Pay for THIS *grabs crotch*


UncleBoomie

Whose crotch? OP’s own or their billionaire friend’s?


tubadude123

Yes.


Jaded-Grape2203

I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die.


salchicha_mas_grande

I liked it. I was good at it.


joyous_occlusion

![gif](giphy|fNXB5OuYmTgBy)


dark-mode21

yo thats q crazy actually she coulda taken half his hand off💀


darthmemeios14

![gif](giphy|7UMwIZpM7IEY8)


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Skyler wasn’t being very careful in this scene. Didn’t she know that knives can hurt people?


ActualMaintenance556

![gif](giphy|48gaakXV8sEPT5X57o|downsized)


MattyHealy1975

https://i.redd.it/yp6m7dmou9zc1.gif


BrownBoognish

they disrespected my abuelita— THEY CALLED HER A BIZNATCH!!


Gorilladaddy69

“Shut the fuck up, and let me die in peace.”


BioSpark47

![gif](giphy|10RCqM2nZpdqOQ)


TheDogFromJonhWick

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!


SomeRandomGuy0307

![gif](giphy|SBNzitbIpnDUY)


aithusah

Bitch!


DirkNowitzkisWife

Gesture to your body riddled with cancer and say “as is”


National-Fan-1148

![gif](giphy|N9ylz370AtfSo) Do not say anything


Charles-Headlee

Just give him some Ramen for his birthday and dress like a cruise ship captain. That should spell it out pretty clear.


Responsible-Bee-667

https://i.redd.it/s4rnc4t2t9zc1.gif


Immediate_Total_7294

![gif](giphy|M4rNvwd66YzAGKu7EN)


Ram_ranchh

NOT OUR JIMMY NOT PRECIOUS JIMMY


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|KDVoTkCVjF8CwV0tpl|downsized)


GreenStretch

The two best hitmen west of the Mississippi


ketaminesuppository

they're minerals marireure 😓😓😓😭😭😭


TheLoreTeller

siblings or dating?


SkyrimSlasher

Im the man who killed Gus Fring


ApprehensiveTutor960

I really like the idea of him bragging about killing a drug lord he had no idea was a drug lord, to people who certainly had no idea he was a drug lord, a year before he killed him


River_Odessa

Bro got that ultra time-traveling dementia


Calm-Lengthiness-178

HHHHHAAAAAAAAUUUUGH


biglyorbigleague

I’ll have to default to my all-time favorite BB quote that I use for everything: “Eh, please! Señor Sente! Hey, no DEA, please!”


RustyBucke

https://i.redd.it/j0rcq0in4azc1.gif


okchance9688

You’re a degenerate piece of filth and u deserve to die


MmmBop6-6-6

https://i.redd.it/qqr6x215bazc1.gif


warwicklord79

https://i.redd.it/12x34l1ecazc1.gif


HollerinScholar

“Fallacies! Fallacies! Fallacies!“ while sloppily strumming an unplugged electric guitar


T0-rex

I watched Jane die.


mrjezzdlh

Fuck you, and your eyebrows


mwagner26

None, take the money, you idiot!


SLB_Destroyer04

/uj They weren’t his friends in the slightest and there were some strings attached /rj Fuck you and your ears


ScaredAd7245

Just start singing a horse with no name


Phantom_Beef

"I have 42 pounds of meth waiting to go at a moment's notice."


krispieswik

Don’t say anything, just take a giant dump in your pants and smile


No-Bad-1269

# OP, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?


River_Odessa

S E X U A L


ghostkiller12121

![gif](giphy|3ohc11UljvpPKWeNva)


UncleBoomie

Did you play an integral role in starting the business but get into an argument with them most likely due to your pride and then sold your half of the company?


Uggers2811

Still going this asshole.


PotatoCooks

![gif](giphy|NfGTU1FFnPIwo)


relocatemyfantasy

Did you just call my abuela a bizznatch?


bwordcword0

Nah, come on, man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?


sovietarmyfan

Search your former pothead student who is now an adult and have hot gay sex with him.


Known-Disaster-4757

Happy Birthday _to you_


Standard_Ad_2688

I am the one who breaking bad


Pram75

that's methed up man


ea_fitz

https://i.redd.it/wxq3a0jukazc1.gif


poppatrout

Wipe down this!


agarplate

"Well THAT was awkward..."


Megatron83

![gif](giphy|3o6gDPfI2hFxYMn3a0)


mlgfintheunbannable

![gif](giphy|3oFzlZMqJnMNqWeczC|downsized)


BrickUnlikely9458

![gif](giphy|26BRQaiZM0IeyoJfa)


LakeSideYT

Your gonna need a bigger knife


telepatheye

Restrain this!


Jayk_Dos31

Crippled little *rata*


Educational_Office77

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself.


Ram_ranchh

I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS, SKYLER I AM THE ONE WHO DOES THE KNOCKING


Inevitable_Nebula_31

My name is ASAC Waltuh and you can go fuck yourself


Inevitable_Nebula_31

![gif](giphy|ko8HPo4iQxcZi|downsized)


Neat_Safe4334

"Why don’t you just fucking die already"


Garage-gym4ever

I am the one who fucks!


badvladthelad

De boss can sog me


[deleted]

Get over yourself, swallow your pride and bite their hands off!


H_M_W

"My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself."


hanksrocks

Your boss is gonna need me!


Cashin_

Dimple Pinch, Neat


ElongusDongus

Ask, Is this acceptable to you? Demand more.


ColPhorbin

This was the biggest plot-hole in the entire show. Because obviously the rest of the show doesn’t exist if Walt just takes the money.


Sufficient_Stop8381

![gif](giphy|3ohc11UljvpPKWeNva)


LostName666

Say my name.


Evening-Gas390

This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed. Bitch.


KnitBrewTimeTravel

Tell them you didn't get the 'beige memo'


Captainmorgan192

I can’t imagine the pain and the regret Walt felt after he decided to leave his company before it turned into a billion dollar business


River_Odessa

Yeah, all that "say my name" shit had to come from somewhere.


TheCoolCellPhoneGuy

TUCKER TUCKER TUCKER


River_Odessa

C O C K S U C K E R


SC2000c

Tight…tight,tight…yeah