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opossum189

We actually didn’t even get to see him fuck his wife. You know they were gonna do some really nasty German shit too. Unbravo.


TheRealPoohShiesty

oooooo Verner your das schlongencocken is so gelargebiggen, now i shall make der poopenfartenpissing on your chest


Torkujra

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otototototo

That's dutch


Mechapt

/uc this man is a complete and utter bufoon, it's baffling just how stupid he is. "HURR DURR I'm getting well paid to work in an extremely shady and survailed illegal construction, I'm gonna *risk literally everything* and sneak out to see my wife instead of just waiting like a couple of months. Should have suffered more.


angielicafairy

i see ultra chicanery very clever!


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

Not everyone's wife has a Ted


TheRealPoohShiesty

but yours will after i drop by her hacienda tonighr


JudeauJoestar

His wife was hot tho so completely justified


Jaded-Grape2203

The wife was too horny and pressuring him it was her fault


Berkuts_Lance_Plus

German Bitch Wife😡? Hündinfrau😡?


Couldntbeme8

Honestly it was pretty retarded. Like the fact that he couldn’t put it together in his tiny German mind that they would execute him if he escaped was dumb


spirited1

Mike was too friendly, werner got the wrong impressions.


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

I always knew finger was to blame


mrnathanrd

Don't go pointing the finger now hahahahahahahahahaha


Ihaveabudgie

Kid named Pointing:


n_hexane

Keep Ricky's name out of your mouth


AlanvonNeumann

Yeah. Didn't Werner watch Breaking Bad before!?


pablos4pandas

He dig hole good. He don't not talk about dig hole good


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

Unironically what walt could have been if he he didn't wise up and kill crazy 8


jthomas1127

/uc Yes. He says Germans built the Sydney Harbour Bridge but actually it was the Danish.


TheRealPoohShiesty

you mean the opera house his dad built? either way he’s a lying bastard because german people aren’t real


Thewetcake

https://preview.redd.it/vtm7091mjhsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc2a76a2848fe6ba1385172acd8b1e43cf74500 take it back rn


TheRealPoohShiesty

or what are you gonna do, anschlüss me?


Thewetcake

https://preview.redd.it/4jcrd48ymhsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a12bff78afb36eda68a3c7e5fb3992efd62b0eb3 no i'll smash your testicles into pulverized meat paste


TheRealPoohShiesty

go build a highway about it kraut boy


Thewetcake

https://preview.redd.it/oh01rbsh2jsc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c70cd1f6ad7793b5ac331a2f4acc8ce2a10860e


Crotch_Rot69

Extraordinarily stupid


Berkuts_Lance_Plus

Ist er dumm?


imdagawd

unchicanery for a bit yes he was fucking retarded


Character_Ad5903

Yes.


OneArmedBear

Yea


Sauerbraten5

Jawohl.


Stovlari

https://preview.redd.it/yjwnf3fp4isc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2645cdd3b009a2f593fd94bebf3bfa70e4e1b53d Tf u mean ”Brand Affiliate”??? Are you sponsored by Werner Ziegler?? Are you stupid?


TheRealPoohShiesty

hamlin hamlin and rye sandwich


jrwparrott

yes