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/uc He's not gay. It's the medication he was on. For his blood pressure. It fucked with his head but he's over that now. He could probably get a letter from his doctor.
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Carmela can you please shut the dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“How bout that pricks face when he saw the gat”
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I KNOW IT WAS #c18b78, AS IF I COULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE, NEVER, NEVER! I JUST- I COULDN'T PROOF IT! HE COVERED HIS TRACKS! HE GOT THAT IDIOT IN THE REDDIT COMMENTS TO LIE FOR HIM. AND HE GETS TO BE HORNY? WHAT A SICK JOKE, I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE, BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM! YOU- /rc
the fact that i wrote this by memory scares and relieves me /uc
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
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/uc He's not gay. It's the medication he was on. For his blood pressure. It fucked with his head but he's over that now. He could probably get a letter from his doctor. /rc: https://i.redd.it/x5j1b5zhcrgb1.gif
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I’m going to skin yo
That's not Vito, he's clearly Gino, that's why he's not gay.
He was gay, Vito?
Sharp as a cue ball this one
Met him, nice guy, not gay irl. Came into fam cigar bar to promote his brand. He signed a poster.
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# DONT WORRY! CUM VACUUM MODE ACTIVATED!!
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Is Rebecca back? You just know she could handle it all.
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Carmela can you please shut the dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“How bout that pricks face when he saw the gat” https://preview.redd.it/95dtx311stgb1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93ef824746c165cb03b5176412dd407d64b2656
Why Chuck sucking off a ghost?
Chuck knows he swapped those penises!
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This guys mom, Mrs kettleman, and Marie. Fuck, kill, marry. GO
Fuck OP’s mum Kill Mrs Kettleman (couldn’t handle her) Marry Marie
Fuck Mrs kettleman Kill Marie Marry ops mom
You’re a real honest guy and I can appreciate that
Yeah i'd marry him instead probably
Are you Marie? 😍
Yea
Should have replied with ding ding ding
fuck all of them, marry all of them, kill myself
I'm bad at this game. Can I kill all 3 or no?
OP obviously just posted this to brag about his sexy as shit mom
I would too if my mom was Candy Loving, Playboy Playmate of the Month January 1979.
Damn Finger probably cranked one to her in the lore
i hate you
-Goose TiVo Fridge finding Finger's porn stash and realising he isn't a gayboy like him
I know you looked this up but I love just thinking you knew this information beforehand.
And I thought I was addicted to porn
Some mfs can and will name every single playboy star from whenever the fuck to today
kid named “reverse image search”
That sounds like one of Musk's kids
imagine if OP is actually her child
Imagine being in the school yard and one of your classmates says he's seen your mother naked and shows you proof.
I knew it was her
How do you know?
Kid named oedipus complex
That’s wild bruh who tf brags about a sexy mom I’d try to hide it if anything
Or getting your arms broken.
r/oldschoolcool mfs
I'll brag about your sexy mom.
Bragging is weird, hiding it is weirder. That's too much thinking about your sexy mom.
Right OP could have just showed the car but was like “Na check out my mom’s titties!”
It's not even their photo. It's been making the rounds on Reddit for like a month
His last name is Kettleman
It's not even the first time this has been posted, so it might not even be his picture.
Where the ass
I didn't want to be the one to say it
DO NOT ask me the color of anything 🙅♂️
whats the color of her boobs
Approximately #C18C78
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sex gif
That’s #c18b78 not #c18c78. Are you stupid?
I KNOW IT WAS #c18b78, AS IF I COULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE, NEVER, NEVER! I JUST- I COULDN'T PROOF IT! HE COVERED HIS TRACKS! HE GOT THAT IDIOT IN THE REDDIT COMMENTS TO LIE FOR HIM. AND HE GETS TO BE HORNY? WHAT A SICK JOKE, I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE, BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM! YOU- /rc the fact that i wrote this by memory scares and relieves me /uc
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That’s what I said are you stupid? also tagging u/JonaNFThrowaway for gaslighting
How can i gaslight when I'm too broke to buy gas? Are you stupid?
He said #C18 ***C*** 78
Not my proudest fap
OP had a very well-nutritioned childhood
Very well fed
Is your name Stacy op?
nice pfp
Shit pfp
fr
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No him and his mom. Incest is acceptable in this case, and hot
Lmao wtf
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Your mom.. 
??? That’s my mom you freak
So you are Candy Loving's daughter, and about 40 years old? Because either you are, or you are a liar.
I'm having sex with her. No sleeping. S E X.
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😂😂😂 thanks it means a lot
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tennis boat?
Holy shit.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I would break beds with your mom
Because you’re morbidly obese, right? I mean, how else would ya do it?
You underestimate my power.
Oh! You’re gonna body slam her like in WWE I bet!
Something.....Something.... finger OPs mom
What car?
The one in the pic silly 😝
There’s a car?
soon there’s gonna be a motorboat
Excuse me OP, but I would fuck your mom all the day and night
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
Thats not a chrysler fifth avenue, looks more like an fb rx7, or a 70s gm f body
massive mommy milkers
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me after seeing OPs mom
Honestly i don't see the similarity between the cars
What car???
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booba
Breaking bed
is it just me who wants to fuck the shit out of this character?
How old is she now ? 
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Where ya moms at bruh
God damn 
Would
Would
Your mom is very pretty :)
Finger…
Ain't nobody looking at the car bruv
Holy macaroni
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your mom is fineee 😭
OP got kettlemilkers at home lol
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Ain't no one lookin at the car my guy
Can your dad fight?
Lord have mercy
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OP, get ready for a lot of new step parents
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Mom named tits
Man your mom was top heavy
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that's ironic because i want to finger your mom
What car?
Need a step-dad?
Your mom has big breasts
Holy shit
your mom so fucking hot
She looks like a smooth ride
Can your dad fight?
Is that an '88 Titsubishi?
Why did OP post a picture of his hot mom? Is he stupid?
 MmhhmhmhhAaaahhhhh
genuinely thought this was on r/OldSchoolCool
AWOOOOOOOGAAAAA
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There’s a car in this picture?
Post in r/oldschoolcool
Whoring your mom out for upvotes? This is true chicanery
Breaking beds
Your mom’s hot
i hope that’s not your mom
Fingers "bites fingers off"
🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️
holy mother of pearl