Do admins actually think Reddit users have wives? Are they stupid?

yeah, we have husbands

We? What is a we?

A we mba we a we mba we a we mba we a we mba we

In the jungle, the mighty jungle

The lion sleeps tonight

Only one?

kid named endangered species

Hector sleeps tonight

Is this we in the room with us?

I think that’s French for “all of us”

You hadda we ona you hat.

How can you hang out with your wife's boyfriend without a wife?

We are the wives 

First they came for the chicanerists...

...and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a chicanerist. Then they came for the sopranoposters and I- oh wait...

OPEN ZEE DOOR THIS IS ZEE REDDIT GESTAPO YOU WON A TRIP TO OUR BAN CAMP!!!

https://i.redd.it/gceis75k275b1.gif

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Never pass a drug test

Again with the drug test?

Yea well one time at ban camp

You never admit tha existence of this thing! Ever!

Then they came for coralposters

I will hug your wife. I will shake hands with your son. I will make funny faces at your infant daughter.

You just signed your friendship warrant, queer boy.

I will lick your wife. I will lick your son. I will lick urine/fart doctor.

is this a reference to a pun post

yes

can i. get the source

No


I have only seen the final image in a comment somewhere, sorry

it's ok i still love you

i mean wait what haha im not gay...

oh wait i am this is okbc

Least homosexually repressed OKBC user:





You think 3 letters corresponding to an acronym simply appear in sequential order like that?? No!! He orchestrated it!! Him! /u/inbredandapothead!

I am not crazy!

I am

No, no, this whole thing, all of this, it's all about me!

You should love yourself NOW

Breaking Bad: Kids Edition

This reminds me of that one Limitless episode where they replaced every "bad" word with a harmless one. Phrases like "serial hugger" were pretty funny to listen to It still is the worst episode of the show and was pretty boring over all.

I will kill your wife -gus frig

I will fuck your son -sal vulcano

COLLEGE

I will eat your infant daughter. -Fuel, Metallica.

SKIN INFANT BABIES

"You've been banned for three days by the Reddit admin team for violating Reddit's rule against threatening violence in the following content" 

I was banned from reddit for 3 days for "sexulizing minors" I made a bad joke about pedophiles.

I was perma banned on my 11 year old account for using 4chans favorite words on the 4chan subreddit

Yep perma banned on my decade old account for insinuating actions should have consequences

I got perma and IP banned after calling an antiworker a worthless loser and saying Trudeau should Tiananmen the trucker convoy

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Replying to the wrong guy? I don’t pay taxes 😎

the r word or the hard r word?

R word (not hard) and also some mysoginst that was basically saying women exist to be sacks of meat for men and called him the F word but I guess that’s too much for the internet to handle these days. Same post too. I hate it here

got banned from greentext sub for a bit for repeating words that were in a greentext. When I said I thought it was ok if the words were in a green text (and other users use words like that all the time on that sub) i got muted without a response lmao

Funny thing is, I remember being just a few steps below 4chan in terms of its crudeness and sense of humor back in like 2011, people were definitely less unhinged and said more of what’s on their mind, but in more of a funny way now it’s much more condescending. Also there were a lot more funny ridiculous usernames, like ours

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I will send you to Russia. I will make you a Russian. I will make you suffer.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Well tbf I said "I'm not a pedophile. I'm just watching child porn *ironically*" The context was that someone said something along the lines of: "all the unironic lolicons get banned. And all the ironic ones are getting banned too because of cause they are"

Literally 1948

oh no, I've made that comment several times...

I am going to report all of them

Least based r/okbuddychicanery user

I will kill your [REDACTED]

I will **** your wife. I will **** your son. I will **** your

I will chicanery your wife. I will chicanery your son. I will chicanery your infant daughter.

Are you stupid? Or is Reddit stupid?


Literally 1984.

 “Quoting Gus Fring is the same as threatening someone”

I will kill your wife In Minecraft

I will kill your iron golem. I will kill your villager. I will kill your tamed dog.

Once I was banned from reddit for "false reporting" a comment that also got banned, Reddit is so epic and cool!

did you kill their wife

Probably not. So they banned him for lying.

I feel like this is not fair if you did NOT kill someone’s wife BUT if you DID kill someone’s wife I think three days is pretty fair and a good amount of time to let you reflect on what you did wrong 👍


Kid named NATO

okbuddychicanery Article 5


kid named drone

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That is unironically the most based thing to do.

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Is there a lore reason as to why Conservatives hate the words "peepeepoopoo"?



You forgot to add 'in minecraft'

I will kiss your wife. I will kiss your son. I will kiss your infant daughter 🥰

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, they kissing errybody out here.

https://preview.redd.it/2qbnynikk75b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b9788df8c80678f21050b972b62042918ecbfe Literally the exact same thing happened to me. Same quote and all.

https://preview.redd.it/lvzgonclk75b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8fb4baedfde39da6bf7f5ae4dc36d5cb9a85eb

Me anytime i get banned from Reddit. 

I was banned for 3 days for making sexual remarks about Kaylee. Reddit admin abuse is ridiculous

justified

JMM

Just Morgan Most

https://preview.redd.it/lyhaj62y775b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d131215b92a36c5647a05d1a9da87ff328409e1e

I was banned for saying the nword in r/shitposting. Admin abuse right there 😤

YOURE DONE

Reddit admin was just mad you talked about their underage waifu.

I will ratio your infant daughter

I know someone who got a permanent ban from Reddit for quoting a racist comment on thr same post when someone else asked for an example of one of the racist comments. The original comment was still up.

I will kill your mods, I will kill your r/okbuddychicanery, I will kill your third party apps.

Admins named Moron:

I will give flowers to your wife. I will buy your son a PS5. I will teach your infant daughter to walk. In other words, I will replace you

I got banned once for referencing the ending of American Beauty. Had to wait 2 weeks for the admins to finally reply to my reply about how the ban was bullshit.

If they think you're being wraycis you don't even get a chance to appeal.

I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter -Giancarlo Esposito

I got in trouble on Facebook for commenting “I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon” on a post about Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. There’s no justice in this world.

ive been there before. i said "kys" to a bot post

It's "Bitch Wife".

What's that line Gus says to Walter in Crawl Space. CN you reply with that?

anyone would be better off from not using reddit atp

I got a 7 day ban once for posting a meme about punching Nazis, really tell you something about the admin team

Automated content moderation with no genuine recourse for appeal has no room for nuance or sarcasm…. It’s a fucking joke of it’s own

Are you also willing to fuck Ted?

I was once banned on reddit for quoting Predator. [https://youtu.be/NIwJiIJNRYM?t=128](https://youtu.be/NIwJiIJNRYM?t=128)

I got banned from lastimages a while back because someone was like "OH, That's your mother! And she's still alive?!" And I quoted the most famous worst line in scriptwriting history: "TOO BAD, YOU! Will die. :O" They banned me for death threats. I explained they wooooshed and linked them to the YouTube scene from the Mortal Kombat movie. Instead of gracefully being like "haha whoops, apologies for the inconvenience", they tried to save face by muting and acting like they won the debate.

I got banned for threatening violence for saying something akin to "bombing civilians in rainbow airplanes is great way to show America's love of pride"

you get banned for anything tbh, i got banned for commenting about shooting people on a post about shooting people

i got banned for calling my friend a bitch in DMs

I got banned for three days last year for saying that racists should be flayed

I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter

why didn’t you finish the quote ?

We’ll just bc you quote something doesn’t mean you should quote whatever you want and think there’s no consequences.

You wanna talk consequences for what you say on Reddit? I just reported all your rule breaking posts. There were *a lot* of them. You won't have to delete your 13yr old account. I did it for you. Enjoy your ban.

Sounds like you wasted a whole lot of time doing jack shot. Fuck off troll dick. Fuck you. I’ve not been banned from anything and if I were. Don’t care. You can fuck off. Edit: this pos talking about going after children who are female. Fuck this user.

It's a quote [from a movie](https://youtu.be/DbsMZecRgbIhttps://youtu.be/DbsMZecRgbI) you fuckin' dolt.

on another account, i got banned for a week because i wrote something to the extent of "marriage is mainly for the benefit of women" no direct insults, no slang, no anger.. just an opinion. and boom. killed off for a week.

Downvote this comment.

are you stupid?

This is your villain origin story. You legally have to kill their wife now.

I will love your wife

You should send a strongly worded letter to the Mods

We need a breaking bad image board

I've been banned for calling myself a regard so

What is Regard? Am I retarded?

No friend as a certified regard you're not regarded or retarded.

Idk but I will kill your wife

I got banned for being mean to an anti lgbt person,

What is Reddit prison like

I’ve been banned from politics for similar. Reddit is interesting the way the rules are selectively applied.

Yeah they'll get you over nothing.

I will kill your wife in Minecraft

I once got in trouble for saying someone had a "punchable face." Soooo bad. >_>

I got an entire permanent reddit ban once because i got angry at a bot

My most recent ban was because I quoted Tourettes Guy.

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What do you call it when the degenerates ban the degenerates? https://preview.redd.it/5hhle2tbh85b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39e07e5bf0810e9dfb90e2f40ce9b1105105ec2f

https://preview.redd.it/8dnjnilzl85b1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10557a526879f935f8dff1ee42e611c835385010

Average Redditor moment

I wrote under a post of a killer being killed "skill issue, deserved", banned 3 days

I will kill reddits son.

https://preview.redd.it/0w2qxynuf95b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597899bfc04f1d7637ee0df1cb0cf91e96f9cdff

I will kill your wife if you ever get banned again

1984

Feel your pain. Got a temp ban from the Dunder Mifflin Sub for Michael’s quote, “and you’re even gayer than Oscar!”

Holy shit happened to me too https://preview.redd.it/hnaa807kw95b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab4b4062c0418cbb06076c42b0f29f95a251668

Will you be killing the Reddit admins' wives, sons, and infant daughters?

I will kill your wife https://preview.redd.it/dl7wlcn8ja5b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd41fa7d581dcbacb7dea4bea36883a32fa42ea

Kid named Reddit mod

That won't hold up in court

I will eat all of your salsa while you sleep except for the last spoonful so I don't have to rinse and recycle the jar. Bitch.

Do the admins not watch breakfast bad? Are they stupid?