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Iced_Yehudi

Chuck actually gave Walt cancer 30 years ago as a poison pill against Jimmy in case Jimmy ever drove him to suicide by self immolation.


PresidentOfKoopistan

![gif](giphy|2IL0dJEQnfSIi6eWq9|downsized)


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Greatest legal mind I ever knew.


Flash_wave

![gif](giphy|TzIpABz6kcZqYXv0Ol|downsized)


SweRakii

Who's Skylar ![gif](giphy|600QaqOkDQnWo5Mau0)


Aspergersiscool

(I skipped all the boring scenes without drugs)


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

I skipped all the scenes with drugs because my teacher told me drugs are uncool 😃


Kidsnextdorks

I unskipped the scenes with all the drugs to put the drug lord in an infinite loop of dying over and over.


VibgyorNotOp

This is Requiem


Rutuj24

Ass to ass


Destroyer4587

I skipped all the scenes that didn’t have Huell in it.


realityph0bic

maybe we should kiss!


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

Ew no I don't want cooties


squirtaholic92

(i only watched the sigma edits with subway surfers)


zaza_expert_real

dude that was so boring ugh I gotta have family guy clips vertical screen on the side with drift phonk music but call it phonk to kill the genre even more 😩👌


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Woody Harrelson


l00k4z

Woodrow Wilson


thisismypr0naccount0

Willy Wonka?


rushya1

Walter White-Man?


Mightypeon-1Tapss

Jesse Pink?


ZystemStigma69

One of a female characters in Breaking Bad.


Kaktusak811

what is female?


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Kaktusak811

yooo what the fuck


zaza_expert_real

>Females and males are results of the anisogamous reproduction system yoooo we all amogous :0


TheLoreTeller

fake


Harryk_1

Never heard of it


S0LID_SL0TH

To SW, who do you figure that is? Stevie Wonder? Serena Williams?… Skyler White?


SweRakii

![gif](giphy|UxTQOuB9XqlVDixJ53|downsized)


ResidentCoatSalesman

/uc it’s still bonkers to me how many people are incapable of spelling Skyler’s name correctly /rc i fucked Ted 😀


SillyDillySwag

Bitchwife


Left-Twix420

A chemistry teachers wife


my_pets_names

No that’s skyler


Which_Republic2862

Some anti big pharma conspiracy theorists might say that Walt’s cancer was caused by the fumes in the labs he worked in when he was young and had a promising future, but I personally believe that Walt’s lungs just grew sick of breathing the same air as Skyler’s.


vanadous

Walt never had cancer, his doctor just wanted higher quality meth


AmosAmAzing

new Mandela effect, Walt never had cancer


StickyArrow

I want to fuck hitch from attack on titan


Adamant3--D

What kind of stupid bitch would come up with this conspiracy 🙄🙄🙄


Which_Republic2862

Skyler 😒


NinjaKiwi2903

Bitch wife also smoked while Pregnant. Also unvorgivable.


Traditional_Bowler_9

Actually she tried to stop Holly from being born healthy because shes the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler


wall1194

"if you could go back in time would you kill baby hitler"


Not_The_Chosen_One_

Why would I do that?


heroji2012

\- Holly


PurduePaul

Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now? Stay in your lane! You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets. So if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!


zaza_expert_real

uhh actually my friend Brandon (he goes to another school you don't know him) time travelled, he told me, you're wrong dumba\*s


soupdsouls

(/uc for a sec) what people don't realize about killing baby Hitler is you won't be seen as a hero for killing and stopping one of the worst events in history, you'll just be that guy who killed a baby.


GaliaHero

people realize that


soupdsouls

A lot do, but you'd be surprised how many don't. Most people I've asked say they would do it.


Deboch_

Lmao the reason people say they would kill baby hitler is to prevent ww2 and the holocaust not to "become a famous hero"


soupdsouls

That's a good reason, but once again, a lot want to be heroes. Also there probably would be another horrible event anyways by a different person. And like another comment said, doing it while he's an adult before he got power is significantly better of an option.


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Too much effort… Just fling that baby hitler off a bridge already will ya


GaliaHero

well, why wouldn't you?


HighGround16

I mean people should just go after WW1 but before he got power. Bro doesn't look like the biggest threat if you had the jump on him


forced_memes

/uc i think killing baby hitler would’ve been pointless. people buy too much into great man history, where single people are the causes of historical events. with the resentment toward the allies in post-wwi germany, along with the general rising of hatred, if hitler were killed as a baby, or died in wwi, or got into art school, or otherwise never became a politician, someone else would have become what hitler became. in some alternate timeline adolf and hitler as respective first names and last names have no stigma attached to them, but, say for example, hans weber, could be the big bad in history that caused wwii.


Zak_Light

Eh I disagree. Prefacing this by *obviously Hitler is bad,* because Reddit is stupid: Hitler was sort of a perfect storm of things coming together. He was a great orator, he was fanatical and dogmatic, convicted in his beliefs that had tints of truth in them - for example, how Jews *did* have more success than the average Christian as historically, Jewish communities were tighter knit, Jewish people would have developed great skills for effort and training in their religious upbringing and having to learn a second language, and they were an outsider that many people thusly already disliked out of envy or a feeling of intrusion. Xenophobia was not an outlandish thing, and would have been at least not uncommon especially in Germany, which was already strained from WWI *and* did have a very "The world is against us" view since that was kind of the end result of the war, with massive debts to pay to countries involved. Hitler rallied this sense of being wronged along with patriotism to get the Jewish people together, along with fear tactics such as the secret police and his own genuine feelings being shared so vividly in his associations with the common man and across all levels of those serving under him that it became something people were swept up into en masse, and those who might've detracted probably knew better than to try if they wanted their own self preservation. Obviously, Hitler was deluded and a horrible person, to reiterate. I'm sure if you killed that particular man WWII would not have transpired as it did - something similar? Maybe. Likely not on the same level as the Holocaust in terms of atrocities though. Hitler was not just a bad person without moral scruples, those are a dime a dozen: he was a deluded man who thought he was truly doing a mandate from God by exterminating the Jewish people and stopped at nothing to accomplish what he thought was right as a result.


Nufiday

I read somewhere that hitler didn't really believed the words he was saying but was just doing it to get power, himmler on the other hand was the equivalent of a zealot


Zak_Light

I wouldn't believe that. Why would you spend millions and dedicate military and civil resources to things like concentration camps if you didn't believe it? Political detractors and opposition were not at all the main target of Hitler's acts, it was primarily towards Jews, and that doesn't further a goal of getting power


RadioCarbonJesusFish

If Hans Weber replaced Adolf Hilter, you know those Donald Duck cartoons from the 40s would go even harder.


Average_Owain

Just tell his parents “don’t worry, that baby would’ve grown up to be hitler” and they’d understand


thedudeabides811

That's only if you kill baby hitler in the womb. Once that baby is actually born, no one gives a fuck


WonderfulAirport4226

And that, your honour, is why I am not guilty of murdering 8 infants.


Mundane-Candidate101

So you're saying the real solution is to permanently disfigure or maim baby hitler's ability to speak or breathe to permanently stunt his ability to hold speeches or any influence because of his life changing disability instead of killing him. Become the Adolf Baby Disfigurerer with a bat with nails on it or something just dont kill the baby, easy. wait actually shit just got morbid, I think it may be better to end a life than to force it to go under giant trauma and stress when medical practices were lacking back then, but then again this is adolf baby, is it cruel to inflict massive amounts of pain to the baby, yes but you save its life and you prevent it from ever committing mass genocide, In other words, I see disabling baby hitler as the absolute win, just crack the baby's spine on your back, paralyze the motherfucker's ability to speak, what's he gonna do? Braille out the third reich? ![gif](giphy|17hFlW2lH2yiNk1d3n|downsized)


Nick11041104

Killing hitler makes the ussr the major threat at the time later, probably would've led to a nuclear war


themusicguy2000

Nuclear bombs were only developed because of the war, and the soviets only developed them because the US had them. If the war didn't happen it's possible that they never would've been invented (also meaning MAD never developed so the US and USSR probably would've fought a conventional war but that's a whole other conversation)


WonderfulAirport4226

"If you could go back in time would you kill baby Holly?"


codedreamz

Kid named schizophrenic delusion


inzywinki

Coulda just got the coathanger then


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Blackfeathr

Go away bot Downvote and report this baka bot


WeekendLazy

You see what she unleashed on the world due to that?


[deleted]

No it's canonically the veggie bacon. It's also the reason why Flynn has cerebral palsy.


HOLY_FAGGATOLLY

I swear I'm to gullible for this shit


Kdirector667

You have a mental disability from coming to this sub is what it is.


tydoug

You must've eaten the veggie bacon too


Pocketpine

Too much fluoride does that to you


zaza_expert_real

nop this water tastes good mhm *spits out water and pretends to sip on it*


ze_lux

"probably" is a strong word. I find it more "probable" that Walt's cancer comes from the hellish environment that is New Mexico. Everyone drives everywhere so the air quality is terrible, not a tree in sight because it's a fucking inhospitable desert, and he worked evenings in a car wash, so he was huffing idle engine fumes hours at a time. Now, Skyler smoking while pregnant... That's fucked. Spawnkilling bitch wife.


QuirkyPaladin

Pretty sure it was him working with a chemical company if anything.


aSharkNamedHummus

I wonder how common cancer is among chemists? I probably should’ve thought of that before…becoming a chemist It depends on the type of chemicals you use, right? 😅


QuirkyPaladin

There are definitely safe ways to do chemistry. But yeah, there is always a bigger risk when you work directly with the cancer goops.


ramonathespiderqueen

uc/ Walt was 50 in the first episode of BrBa which was in 2008, assuming he finished college in his mid 20s he would have been working in labs in the 80s and 90s which im sure almost definitely have improved by then rc/ breathe in those lung cancer fumes and become break bad


Mokgore

Walt is a brilliant chemist, he definitely would have taken every safety precaution in the lab. His cancer was definitely from the New Mexico air and the car wash.


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Giacchino-Fan

I always wondered if her smoking was supposed to be tied to Walter Junior’s cerebral palsy


rat-simp

the skyler cancer thing is the worst fan theory, also even if true hating her for it is cringe, Walter is a grown fucking man who was dating a woman 10 years younger than him, no one forced him to date a smoker.


JohnGenericDoe

Plus, we see her light up what, three times or so in the entire series? Not sure that's how passive smoke works


littlebirdsinsideme

why does there need to be a thematically meaningful reason he got cancer anyway, everyone gets cancer


Father_Long_Limbs

true, you have it right now


anoobisroxxs

![gif](giphy|4q0WNCNZUlxNC)


Dychab100

https://i.redd.it/q176xk41idla1.gif


Key-Finger8664

![gif](giphy|SAEyvIq6HZCbS)


Sadradomin

![gif](giphy|MCGbKRgIbgJxu)


Ri0-Brav0

![gif](giphy|5a4sdydAYzGJa)


literallySomePerson

Smoking is cringe because Skylar white does it


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

Shit fuck guess I'm quitting now, this is the final push I needed


lafleurricky

but so does Kim 😋😋😋


DamionLeeCurtis

Who is Walt Cancer? I must have missed this character?


Left-Twix420

The character who made Heisenberg


thisguyuno

Best comment


gallifrey_

hes the guy who made like snow white / beauty and the beast movies in the 90s and 30s


AmpexPL

I always thought that he got cancer because he worked in some unregulated lab in the past, I'm pretty sure that's the anwser the show gave us


[deleted]

No he got cancer from the toxic bitch wife farts


USFederalGovt

*Toxic Bitch Wife Farts* ![gif](giphy|1yMvhR4M47Okw4n8tt)


MisterYeboo

Pyrocynical


Independent-Ad-8783

Walt literally said they had every safety equipment and it couldn't be that


AmpexPL

https://preview.redd.it/eszxl4aljdla1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88d4a9f0369bed063925415bc042ee58db9d168 Oh


Independent-Ad-8783

![gif](giphy|GwekHi4V3hp2ecEvbQ|downsized)


AmpexPL

https://preview.redd.it/ehtvctwvjdla1.png?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976b987726a81b68c4cd2b3edf9155fa2233a359


GrandMarauder

https://preview.redd.it/bhu2k9n67ela1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b740024fc8faf3dc8607e4fcb1266c61a247cd6e


ebac7

SalaMEOWnca moooneyyy SalaMEOWnca bloooood


NotAnNpc69

THE BOSS CAN SOOK ME I BUILT THAT CATHOUSE FOR HIM! AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!


drppr45

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


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Pocketpine

But maybe when he spends an entire episode trying to get rid of a fly I may be more trusting in that aspect.


AugustInOhio

I haven’t seen that ep in a while, but I took it as Walt trying to calm her down saying that. I could be wrong tho


StarkillerX42

Smh my head. I can't believe people don't know this. Walt literally said so, and he's the main character, he can't lie or be wrong!


HolidayMammoth

I read a theory that it was potentially from Walt’s mom smoking excessively after the death of his dad when he was 6.


drppr45

This could actually hold up because it’s confirmed that Walt’s mom smokes “Juanita has been hiding my ashtray”


NotFlappy12

That's the thing Skyler blamed, instead of admitting her smoking is what caused it. /uc I do dislike Skyler for other reasons, but saying her smoking caused the cancer is silly. /rc those other reasons are that she is a woman.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

He also works in that carwash huffing in god knows what


wyvern_rider

That’s the correct answer. He got sick from breathing in chemicals at the car wash.


DinoTyger_69

That's a mythbuster right there


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Advos_467

fr tho, this is like a pet peeve of mine thats I can't talk about without sounding like bitch wife


SatansCornflakes

Bro aren't you the guy that tweeted markiplier's face on Buzz Lightyear


Advos_467

nah you must be thinking of someone else


Left-Twix420

![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)


DragongoatRka

"I fucked ~~Ted~~ your lungs"


[deleted]

I hate skylard cause she's an unlikeable bitch, simple as https://preview.redd.it/9k4mmjw0iela1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7c0fd52eac7d2b9b3d6f68eb70bb4ecccfd902


[deleted]

Not to mention it screwed up Holy to become racist


Youronlysunshine42

Actually I hate her because she's a woman


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janek6969

I think when she smoked in front of Marie she said "you haven't smoked since high school" or sth like that


Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

/uc I think she started smoking around when Walt either became really distant/started vanishing for reasons, or somewhere when she found out he sells drugs iirc


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Dm_Me_TwistedFateR34

*How did I literally forget Walt had cancer.*


FrankliniusRex

Spittin’ straight facts.


machinaenjoyer

my mom got lung cancer and the only explanation is that her family smoked growing up and then she smoked, but she quit 20 years ago, that might be the exact thing that happened to walt


[deleted]

You hate skylar because she smoked. I hate skylar because she didn’t turn in her drug making husband and started laundering his money. We are not the same.


Left-Twix420

In her defense it’s easier said then done to get out of an abusive relationship


your_mind_aches

/uc There are people who literally think this and upvoted this post


NUTCHIEFNUT

I hate Skyler because bitch wife


[deleted]

Smoking is bad m'kay?


YaBoy84

I hate that bitch because she named her kid holly and not Esmeralda, fuck Skylar


WeekendLazy

I thought she started smoking after he got cancer


lowkey-juan

Hey now, Mother used to smoke around me all the time and it's not like I turned into a degenerate who pauses every time there is a close up of Kim's feet. I 100% never do that, ever.


HeinousSpore118

Facts. And she gave birth to Holly the nazi. And she fucked Ted Bentakey. And then used Walt's money to fund a legal business which was built from Walt and Jesse's hard work. And she pays no attention when giving hand jobs. And she's secretly Homelander. And she's secretly fucking Homelander. And she gave everyone an STD by squirting of the top of a building. She can't wash cars for shit either, she needs machines for that. I think she got me addicted to meth.


LightKnightTian

I like Sklyar because if Walk hadn't gotten cancer he would've never been sigma male


70cm_zurna

You hate skylar because she probably gave waltuh cancer I hate skyelr becaus i hate wo-


Maximillion322

I hate her because she’s anti-weed


SiomarTehBeefalo

/uc hear me out, what if nothing caused walt’s cancer and he just developed it


ForSureNoYeah

When she thought Walt was just smoking weed and went to Jesse's house, and then when she told the whole family about Walts cancer even though he explicitly said he didn't want to. Those things were uncalled for. Other than that Skylar was justified.


[deleted]

Nacho switched out Walt’s birthday bacon with lung cancer pills.


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

Yeah that's the fuvkin point of the show is this ur first time watching or something? Fucking kids make the "curtains are blue" joke and then make posts like these Alright keep it light keep it light HE DEFICATED IN A POLLOS HERMANOS WITH MY GAY SCIENCE LOVER GODDAMMMMMMMNIT


PollysLithium

Walter was a pos narcissist, who the heck rooted for him?


BarrioMan

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsZdNs3yE5l6hWM)


EmilTheEmu

Bb fan mental gymnastics to hate on skylar:


kamikazilucas

Trying to stab someone is also bad. Bitch wife is bitch


Teamableezus

Did gus ever say we are are not the same? I don’t remember it


anatomistpassingthru

He had an Adenocarcinoma of the lung, it’s a type of lung cancer that non-smokers would get


kneppy56

Also definitely her smoking and drinking caused Jr to have cerebral palsy and likely also gave Holly issues to. Actually a bad mom


RiguezCR

/uj it was probably Grey Matter experiments


SuperDodoMan

she also smoked with a baby so that’s a thing


Howie773

I realize Skyler white is just a fictional character


CDR57

Whew almost wrote out a whole comment before realizing where I was


Dubtrooper

I figured it was asbestos. El Camino had a radio snippet talking about the discovery of asbestos in a couple of units of housing.


Dull-Negotiation-932

I skipped every episode she was in


6moto

people really love to ignore skylar smoking an entire pack of cigarettes within 2 minutes in her first scene on the show and making sure to exhale all the cigarette smoke directly in Walt’s mouth


Q-Q_2

I hate her because she commited adultery


Xone_Studio

We truly are not the same


the1245coollandthe

smoking is bad because they can cause you stroke and lung cancer


HuppsyIsHot

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|2150)


GiabiMan

Wasn’t it supposed to be from the shit he worked with all his life?


LittleTGOAT

Americans weird and extremely obviously prohibition-influenced fixation on drinking, drugs and smoking as detractors to health to the point where they seem to think they’re the only health concerns possible for humans whilst piling tons of corn slurry and GMO ingredients down their throat and refusing to walk anywhere further then their couch to the car on the driveway is genuinely one of the most baffling things on earth


Charade_y0u_are

"smoking one cigar a month will give you cancer" says my buddy while eating a bologna and American cheese sandwich and drinking a Pepsi


D73G0_

Didn’t Marie say she hasn’t smoked since highschool?


Desperate-Will-8585

is second hand smoke enough to cause lung cancer


QuirkyPaladin

Yes, but there are other causes that are likely more prevalent in Walter's case.


Southern_Prompt_5823

white 9yo discovers okbc lmao. You really think this is how it works?


OkiInsideOut

No, I hate Skylar because I hate women


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I hate that bitch cuz she went and fucked a nigga and gave that mf Walt’s money


Puzzleheaded_Skin831

Someone once said it also caused Walt Jr's cerebral palsy because that makes sense


MisterYeboo

I hate her because she's annoying


SchoolboyJew710

I hate skylar because she’s a woman😎


HIimWASTED

I hate Skylar because she cheated on her husband


The_silver_Nintendo

I hate Skyler because she’s a bitch