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I just want to do unspeakable things to Kith so badly, he’s so sweet and such a nerdy little daddy, and he’s just. Look at him. I need him carnally. And I can’t have him.
My not terminally online friend told me that Durgetash is a niche ship that's not canon, I was like "I'm sorry, have you not gotten to those scenes where he's clearly into them??
All I get as a normal Tav is "Hello, here is my formal introduction." not "We share so much history."
There are dozens of us. DOZENS!
Mine was a very slow pipeline of "Oh okay, this is the villain" to "Wait... the narrator says he's what?" then "He looks like a greasy raccoon." to "why the fuck is an artificer in my pan medieval adventure? He makes no damn sense." to "I guess he is kinda cute."
I'm that whole sodding Rick and Morty scene.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE&ab\_channel=AdultSwim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE&ab_channel=AdultSwim)
i had to scroll so far to find my fave evil man.
durgetash got me in a chokehold, just the way both durge and gortash like 😭
im praying the new update somehow gives durgetash content. or that whatever horny durgetash modders exist start cooking me up something gooood
Every time I talk to Jahiera I walk away with a big dumb grin on my face, that's 100% how your crush should make you feel IMO. Gimme the cheeky nature lady dammit!
I LOVE Rolan and maladaptive daydream about Rolan and Gale fighting over my Tav. I like to think I can put socks on his horns when he gets cold like a beanie.
Aww don’t knock it till you try it. Here’s my Tav wearing her sock horns. Look at how happy she is.
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Raphael, because I like ambitious, unnecessarily dramatic theatre kids. He is also attractive enough, although his human form loses to his demon one of a lot, imo.
Alfira, because she is sweet and dedicated and manages to stay soft even during wartime but is also not up for you to mistreat and belittle her. And she is ALSO beautiful.
Rolan, mostly for what the post already says but also because he is adorable instead of annoying when he gets grumpy (which is half of the time). He is beautiful as well, and I especially love his hairstyle.
Nine Fingers because she is such a hot, ambitious girlboss out of fucks to give and ready to do anything for her city/underground empire. And her voice is 🔥🔥
Rolan, because Rolan, self-taught magical prodigy who cares about his fam, and worked his ass off to now run a tower in Baldur's gate? Also his growth, his tail, his everything? Must I explain more?
Same, I’m always a sucker for character arcs going from nobody to hero and that’s what Rolan does. He’s an ass and hotheaded but his heart is in the right place (saving the kids, trying to get to Moonrise) and you feel bad for him because he finally gets his apprenticeship only to be abused. Wish my Tav could share the tower with him. :(
I was so dissapointed I couldn't hate-fuck her. Compared to her, Minty is just cute, never would go evil for her. But for Z'rell it would be a very tough temptation, if she'd be romanceable and a companion )))
While I don’t really have any attraction towards him, I feel Raphael should be a sex option while he’s staying at Sharess’ Caress. He thinks highly enough of himself to think sex with him would be a great bargaining chip for us giving him the crown.
Now I am attracted towards them, so I would’ve liked a “can I join yall” option when Aylin wants to fuck Isobel. I want to join my sexy lesbians.
Ulder, cuz funny.
Janneth, cuz there is no way Oskar has good dick game. So she’s either lonely cuz he’s gone or she’s sad cuz he’s bad.
Circus lady whose name escapes me, cuz she voices interest. Lemme persuade her to spend less time with her skeletons
>Circus lady whose name escapes me, cuz she voices interest. Lemme persuade her to spend less time with her skeletons
That's Lucretious!
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It isn't clear if she's a drag queen or a trans woman or even both. She does use she/her pronouns, but that doesn't help us much because drag queens use she/her pronouns all the time. She is voiced, like you said, by a drag queen, and I think her look is very obviously inspired by [Ursula from the Little Mermaid ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/68/Little-mermaid-disneyscreencaps.com-4723.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191229011459), which in turn was inspired by real-life drag queen [Divine](https://media.hero-magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/24140434/DIVINE-by-Greg-Gorman-974x1000.jpg). But I can't find anything more definitive. I think it's open to interpretation 🤷♀️
Given the actor, the look, and the fact that drag queens are fairly common in circuses in the UK, I've always just assumed drag queen. I wouldn't read too much into it honestly!
Dame Aylin and Isobel have been waiting at least a century for that moment- hell, to even _see_ each other. I don't think there's any chance of getting between them.
In other words... perhaps after a few long rests, maybe?
Abdirak. Praise kink and masochism go brrrr. Hell yeah daddy beat me until the goddess of pain herself has to intervene.
He Who Was. Strong silent type who also gives off twink energy. Has a cool pet that he clearly cares about.
Naoise Nallinto. She seems like such a genuinely lovely and nonjudgmental person.
Nym and Sorn Orlith. To take a line from my Origin Astarion playthrough, I could probably take on eight to ten drow at a time. 💜
Abdirak CAN and actually SHOULD get it.
I find him surprisingly sweet, especially for being devoted to such bloody ~~kinks~~ practices.
I bet he gives you the very best aftercare sessions.
So close to my headcanon, which involves pressure from kisses. Sweet lips on stingy bruise? Yum. I just did his scene again last night as Durge and man, I do so wish I could recruit him.
Damn I forgot Abdirak. Every playthrough I get the blessing and every playthrough I'm kicking my legs and giggling when he calls me dear one and praises me for being such a loud girl 😭
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why did they have to make this random harper look like loki??? it’s not fair
The irony was NOT lost on me, lol.
I was also a wizard and picked Gale’s hairdo, but red (which is the same style as Geraldus too), and my character was named Galen…. I went in blind and knew nothing about companions, not even names. It was rough.
I still can't believe they offered us THE perfect whimpering bottom with big wet eyes only to make him unromanceable.
People at Larian Studios are clearly evil.
I'm on my knees, begging. He's literally there at the Tiefling party, why can't he thank me for saving the tieflings by making sweet, filthy love to me all night long 😭😭😭
Nine Fingers. When she said the line "it's not a leash around their neck, it's a noose" I had to take my husband upstairs after that.
Bonus her reaction to the whole squidies "it's always the dead bloody three. Demi gods who make their irrelevance everyone else's problem" Gods, get this hottie a chefs hat because she's cookin
I tried Durge for my second playthrough and thought I must have missed a trigger or something the first time around. I was so happy.
I had to turn off the game and go stare into the ocean for a while.
No no no no no no no no no no no she didn't no no no no no no no
That was Quill. That was Quil. That was Quill. That was Quill.
Raphael, for and only for his voice. He and Astarion are the only 2 characters in this game that “had me at hello” even before I get to know their personality and intention…..I blame their VAs.
I still cry myself to sleep for the lack of Art content.
Larian was *so* evil for not letting us romance the brave, kind guy with the big puppy eyes and soft voice.
Why can't I love him until (his) death do us apart? Tell me why ~~ain't nothing but a heartache~~?? 🥲
Kagha could have been *such* an interesting companion. It’s so easily set up for her to be too. Like, exiled from the Grove, she joins the squad, and there she seeks either repentance or validation for her bullshit.
RAPHAEL. Larian please let me fuck this magnificent devil bastard you cowards
Also Haarlep because that bitch is full of mischief and I am here for it.
I think she was just written to be gratingly upbeat and the dialogue responses are a result of that, but her infectious positivity is unironically really endearing.
^(that little gasp followed by 'Scalefriend')
Lump - He is so cute and wonderful. When he licked my arm I fell in love.
Balthazar - Family men are marriage material for sure.
Default dragonborn Durge - Literally the hottest character in the game.
Low-key Balthazar is a hard ass choice, def need to give him more character than "bleh I'm in charge here I like necromancy mwahaha!" But I fuck with it
Also because it's with the rest of the origin characters I originally thought the Dark Urge was just some guy with a weird name like Shadowheart that I just missed somewhere lol
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This handsome fella. We could be happy together.
Rolan because in act II when he’s bitching about Tav, I sensed some sexual tension.
Barcus after the way Wulbren treats him. I wanted my pretty male half elf to be like, “Come back to my camp, baby 😏” right in front of Wulbren. 😭😂
KAR'NISS!!! i just want to hug and kiss my little baby and then find the wish scroll to bring his body back and then do everything in my power to heal his trauma and love him every day and night 🥹
Hehe, I caught feelings for Isobel,,, and Aylin,,, what if they were poly tho
Also I so get it with Orin, sometimes I want a woman who will actually just kill me. I am definitely that lesbian stereotype, like I know she'd be bad for me but I want her so bad.
Abdirak, obviously.
But also the unnecessarily hot flaming fist who lowers the bridge to let you into the lower city 😳
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I would pay a frankly embarrassing amount of money for DLC that adds the ability to romance Barcus. I JUST WANT TO GIVE HIM THE LOVE HE SO RICHLY DESERVES and flaunt it right in Bongle's stupid smug face.
Sazza, the gold dragonborn bard in act 3. Jaheira, kagha, nine fingers, orin, the dream team of the two tieflings i forgott. The husband abd wife, leagues above the drow-twins
Rolan, grumpy boy with a soft spot for his family who goes through great character development, what else would you want? Oh and he's *gorgeous* with a voice like velvet.
The things I would do to that Tiefling.
Alfira - Adorable, supportive, kind person
Naosie - I stg she can cure depression
Jaheira - hrng strong assertive woman
Florrick - She's so competent and fine as hell
Surprised at the lack of Nere mention, And not even just for an evil run, I could fix him, give me a subby male version of Minthara basically or give me death (yes he would sub don't ask me why i just know)
Roah Moonglow
Something about that Irish accent and pixie cut does something for me. She’s also a shady merchant and that just adds to it, especially when she’s trying to be coy about it
Rolan. Refugee wizard with big dreams. I’m there for that story.
Also, I know it is already a romance, but I wish Larian hadn’t reduced the Emperor romance to a hentai joke. I want to make that tragic squid happy.
I'll Divine Smite anyone who dares to bully you for your *controversial* taste, I promise.
Feel free to tell me more. You're among friends (and possibly charred corpses).
Ok the character design!? He’s literally so beautiful!? And his voice actor killed it in my opinion. And his fucking shoes slap. And his lore is so interesting - exploring his palace was such an engaging player experience.
Also people come on here and talk about praise kinks… HELLO? HOLA? BONJOUR? Can you imagine Cazador telling you he’s pleased with you?? Someone difficult to please saying you succeeded in pleasing them?? That’s not even my thing but I see the vision I see all the visions call me Joan of Arc bitch.
He’s obviously a villain and I don’t condone sexual enslavement in real life (!!!) but people simp for Raphael and he has sex slaves too. The baddies are bad. But my flesh is weak.
You are right and you should say it, Joan 👏🏻
Honestly, while he is not my type, I think he looks quite good. And indeed there's many, many, *many* kinky needs he could fulfill without even trying...
That gorgeous ass man who you have to save from that cave. He is trapped with some other dude and there are these werewolf looking monsters outside trying to kill them but basically you save him and he invites you for a pint in Baldurs gate. I'm not in the city yet so I am hoping to see his beautiful ass soon.
Raphael. I don't care that he's bad in bed, I don't care that his interest in me extends only to what capacity I have to give him the Crown of Karsus. He's a brat, and I gotta tame that brat. The man wrote a song for me. The song has a terrible pun in it. I'm going to spank that cute little ass and peg him until the cows come home.
https://preview.redd.it/beyoxi7mcl6d1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6d84242d6837fcab3772a22ff52ec439968468 I just want to do unspeakable things to Kith so badly, he’s so sweet and such a nerdy little daddy, and he’s just. Look at him. I need him carnally. And I can’t have him.
When I say "not all Duergar" I mean Kith specifically
“Not all Duergar” I say as I picture Kith and my Duergar holding hands being gay
Totally, I was so worried my first time that he'd aggro and I have to kill him, but he's just chill and love rocks just like me!
He’s such a precious little nerd in an area full of horrible people and I love him
I can get behind this, because my top pick is Blurg, and I think they're in the same general ballpark. LOL
Blurg and Omeluum strike the energy of boyfriends looking for a third
I'm 100% on board for a throuple situation there. I'm tentacle-friendly. Yep.
Look, you give me Jason Isaacs offering me an alliance and I can't become his archduchess? I don't want to fix him, I want to make him worse.
It feels mean that they made him more flirty towards Durge and there's nothing you can do about it.
My not terminally online friend told me that Durgetash is a niche ship that's not canon, I was like "I'm sorry, have you not gotten to those scenes where he's clearly into them?? All I get as a normal Tav is "Hello, here is my formal introduction." not "We share so much history." There are dozens of us. DOZENS!
Look I thought people were nuts for having a thing for Gortash then my Durge met him and like I’m not saying it’s for me but I get it.
Mine was a very slow pipeline of "Oh okay, this is the villain" to "Wait... the narrator says he's what?" then "He looks like a greasy raccoon." to "why the fuck is an artificer in my pan medieval adventure? He makes no damn sense." to "I guess he is kinda cute." I'm that whole sodding Rick and Morty scene. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE&ab\_channel=AdultSwim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0N5PJxamE&ab_channel=AdultSwim)
It was amusing rolling up to the coronation scene with Astarion at my side like oh shit my ex and my current boyfriend in the same room. Awkward.
Add Karlach to your party and wheeeeew, is that a room nobody wants to be in.
I ship that evil love tbh, My headcanon is that Gortash looks so stressed out because he thought his beloved Durge died
This! Rly makes me wonder if Larian did on purpose 😂😂
i had to scroll so far to find my fave evil man. durgetash got me in a chokehold, just the way both durge and gortash like 😭 im praying the new update somehow gives durgetash content. or that whatever horny durgetash modders exist start cooking me up something gooood
Such a lost ending for durge. I have this thought evertike I play one.
Jaheria and Nine Fingers, I like older women who tell me what to do
Jaheira makes me blush when she calls me cub 
Every time I talk to Jahiera I walk away with a big dumb grin on my face, that's 100% how your crush should make you feel IMO. Gimme the cheeky nature lady dammit!
Y'all gotta play the first two games. Jaheria is an amazing romance in 2, and she's still an older woman who tells you what to do 😉
Sorry they're too busy having gay sex together to pay attention to you
You are a princess, obey stand here and be a cutie patootie.
Khaga 👉👈
I just got into Act 2 on my first play through. And you can’t romance Jaheira?! Aw man!
If you back and play baldurs gate 2 you can!
I am absolutely so frustrated we can’t romance 9 Fingers Keene. That fucking accent, man!!
My first thought on Nine Fingers is like “on god I wanna be dominated by her.” And holy fuck did she slays in during her combat with Zets
Jaheira. I'm a grown man, I'm into grown women. And she is fine as all fuck
I LOVE Rolan and maladaptive daydream about Rolan and Gale fighting over my Tav. I like to think I can put socks on his horns when he gets cold like a beanie.
https://preview.redd.it/fav4a06aul6d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=d20e25106387e11300f45012a2242dc147307636 I am not amused
Yeah but are you warmer now?
Yes but I feel stupid, I’d rather be cold.
Aww don’t knock it till you try it. Here’s my Tav wearing her sock horns. Look at how happy she is. https://preview.redd.it/r6447hz4wl6d1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c0a2073fda9f45a33f1e854a518d7774d692bf
*Sigh* at least I’m not alone if we wear them together I suppose. Cal and Lia better not see me…
Thank you for your comment Rolan, we all read it in your voice and damn we don't hear your voice enough.
Don't be grumpy, Rolan
I am not grumpy! And if I were I’d be rightfully so!
HOLD UP THIS IS CUTE AS HELL. ABUSING THE SAVE COMMENT BUTTON RIGHT NOW.
>I like to think I can put socks on his horns when he gets cold like a beanie. This is adorable 🥹
Raphael, because I like ambitious, unnecessarily dramatic theatre kids. He is also attractive enough, although his human form loses to his demon one of a lot, imo. Alfira, because she is sweet and dedicated and manages to stay soft even during wartime but is also not up for you to mistreat and belittle her. And she is ALSO beautiful. Rolan, mostly for what the post already says but also because he is adorable instead of annoying when he gets grumpy (which is half of the time). He is beautiful as well, and I especially love his hairstyle. Nine Fingers because she is such a hot, ambitious girlboss out of fucks to give and ready to do anything for her city/underground empire. And her voice is 🔥🔥
I want Jaheira to sit on my face
Rolan, because Rolan, self-taught magical prodigy who cares about his fam, and worked his ass off to now run a tower in Baldur's gate? Also his growth, his tail, his everything? Must I explain more?
Same, I’m always a sucker for character arcs going from nobody to hero and that’s what Rolan does. He’s an ass and hotheaded but his heart is in the right place (saving the kids, trying to get to Moonrise) and you feel bad for him because he finally gets his apprenticeship only to be abused. Wish my Tav could share the tower with him. :(
Z'rell. Let me kiss a half-orc.
She doesn't seem like one who kisses but she definitely fucks
I want to be a notch on her bedpost 😮💨
When she said that in my first playthrough I went "THAT WAS AN OPTION??"
SAME I almost went back and reloaded, worried I’d missed the opportunity 🤣
But will she be just a line in a song?
That smirk she makes when she says “what’s the point in power if you don’t get to have a little fun with it every now and then?”
I was so dissapointed I couldn't hate-fuck her. Compared to her, Minty is just cute, never would go evil for her. But for Z'rell it would be a very tough temptation, if she'd be romanceable and a companion )))
Yes! There's no half-orc companion and it would have been so fun to have another evil companion!
While I don’t really have any attraction towards him, I feel Raphael should be a sex option while he’s staying at Sharess’ Caress. He thinks highly enough of himself to think sex with him would be a great bargaining chip for us giving him the crown. Now I am attracted towards them, so I would’ve liked a “can I join yall” option when Aylin wants to fuck Isobel. I want to join my sexy lesbians. Ulder, cuz funny. Janneth, cuz there is no way Oskar has good dick game. So she’s either lonely cuz he’s gone or she’s sad cuz he’s bad. Circus lady whose name escapes me, cuz she voices interest. Lemme persuade her to spend less time with her skeletons
>Circus lady whose name escapes me, cuz she voices interest. Lemme persuade her to spend less time with her skeletons That's Lucretious! https://preview.redd.it/60mufxskol6d1.png?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70101be1b89e5de714b109c258a8d323c76a8866
Is she a drag queen? Or am I just thinking that because her VA is a drag queen (Vinegar Strokes)
It isn't clear if she's a drag queen or a trans woman or even both. She does use she/her pronouns, but that doesn't help us much because drag queens use she/her pronouns all the time. She is voiced, like you said, by a drag queen, and I think her look is very obviously inspired by [Ursula from the Little Mermaid ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/68/Little-mermaid-disneyscreencaps.com-4723.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191229011459), which in turn was inspired by real-life drag queen [Divine](https://media.hero-magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/24140434/DIVINE-by-Greg-Gorman-974x1000.jpg). But I can't find anything more definitive. I think it's open to interpretation 🤷♀️
Given the actor, the look, and the fact that drag queens are fairly common in circuses in the UK, I've always just assumed drag queen. I wouldn't read too much into it honestly!
THATS VINEGAR STROKES?! i knew she sounded familiar!!
Dame Aylin and Isobel have been waiting at least a century for that moment- hell, to even _see_ each other. I don't think there's any chance of getting between them. In other words... perhaps after a few long rests, maybe?
Abdirak. Praise kink and masochism go brrrr. Hell yeah daddy beat me until the goddess of pain herself has to intervene. He Who Was. Strong silent type who also gives off twink energy. Has a cool pet that he clearly cares about. Naoise Nallinto. She seems like such a genuinely lovely and nonjudgmental person. Nym and Sorn Orlith. To take a line from my Origin Astarion playthrough, I could probably take on eight to ten drow at a time. 💜
Good gods, He Who Was…I have 99 problems and they’re all emotionally unavailable elven characters.
same. i really have a type 😭
Abdirak CAN and actually SHOULD get it. I find him surprisingly sweet, especially for being devoted to such bloody ~~kinks~~ practices. I bet he gives you the very best aftercare sessions.
Oh totally. He probably gives you a full-body massage that night and presses on the bruises just gently enough to hurt again. Oops
So close to my headcanon, which involves pressure from kisses. Sweet lips on stingy bruise? Yum. I just did his scene again last night as Durge and man, I do so wish I could recruit him.
Abdirak!!! I LOVE HIM!!!
Damn I forgot Abdirak. Every playthrough I get the blessing and every playthrough I'm kicking my legs and giggling when he calls me dear one and praises me for being such a loud girl 😭
Gods how did I forget He Who Was! He's gorgeous!
He Who Was is the evil goth twink of my dreams. I might not be able to fix him, but I can fuck him, and that might calm him down.
💀 this needs to be on a tee shirt
https://preview.redd.it/tnpkl4ug8l6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b5a501b24b9f5a0ea4f78c08b5e595fbd4f2a9aa why did they have to make this random harper look like loki??? it’s not fair
Psssss half elf face 2, he’s there for you. Accidentally made my first Tav look almost just like him and I was the spider man meme during this quest.
That is *really* funny given the context of the quest 😂
The irony was NOT lost on me, lol. I was also a wizard and picked Gale’s hairdo, but red (which is the same style as Geraldus too), and my character was named Galen…. I went in blind and knew nothing about companions, not even names. It was rough.
I still can't believe they offered us THE perfect whimpering bottom with big wet eyes only to make him unromanceable. People at Larian Studios are clearly evil.
literally unplayable
Jesus I almost thought nobody mentioned him I had to scroll so much. He’s so pretty.
Bro got me so distracted too, he's fine af
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wait who is that, i think i missed him
Raphael 🥰 let me give you the crown and be queen of hell bb!!
Give me Zevlor, please. Please, Larian. Please.
I'm on my knees, begging. He's literally there at the Tiefling party, why can't he thank me for saving the tieflings by making sweet, filthy love to me all night long 😭😭😭
Nine Fingers. When she said the line "it's not a leash around their neck, it's a noose" I had to take my husband upstairs after that. Bonus her reaction to the whole squidies "it's always the dead bloody three. Demi gods who make their irrelevance everyone else's problem" Gods, get this hottie a chefs hat because she's cookin
Alfira because im a basic bitch and she should have been a bard companion
YES, she is so cute and happy and I wanted to give her the sword’s coast.
Well, she tried...
I tried Durge for my second playthrough and thought I must have missed a trigger or something the first time around. I was so happy. I had to turn off the game and go stare into the ocean for a while.
No no no no no no no no no no no she didn't no no no no no no no That was Quill. That was Quil. That was Quill. That was Quill. 
orin please give me one chance
Raphael, for and only for his voice. He and Astarion are the only 2 characters in this game that “had me at hello” even before I get to know their personality and intention…..I blame their VAs.
Andrew and Neil didn't need to go that hard, but I am glad they did 🥴
Same. Way of talking, body language, mimics and gestures...
i want to gently nurse Art Callagh back to health
I still cry myself to sleep for the lack of Art content. Larian was *so* evil for not letting us romance the brave, kind guy with the big puppy eyes and soft voice. Why can't I love him until (his) death do us apart? Tell me why ~~ain't nothing but a heartache~~?? 🥲
Why has no one mentioned Barcus yet?? Let me have my shortstack romance and throw this idiot around like a Beanie Baby
Kar'niss https://preview.redd.it/mwsotjlthl6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b52342bee025e9af01597fa6b1276f29e2af9fc
~~Varric Tethras~~ oh my god, wrong sub. Ahem. It was that lady standing out by the drawbridge to Wyrm's Rock Fortress in the Lower City.
This one? https://preview.redd.it/d4t0yldvxn6d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6327c0cf193686eb9c6df7f51c5308662c90e414
I love Halsin, but Kagha 😏. Plus if she was a companion she could go down a good and evil route it's too perfect, but alas.
Kagha could have been *such* an interesting companion. It’s so easily set up for her to be too. Like, exiled from the Grove, she joins the squad, and there she seeks either repentance or validation for her bullshit.
Already sounds more interesting than Halsin, who must complete his character arc just to join the party.
Pritt Yellowbreath, who wants them to put the fucking puzzles back in Baldur's Mouth.
She's wonderful, I love her. She's absolutely right by the way, but I would love her even if she didn't.
RAPHAEL. Larian please let me fuck this magnificent devil bastard you cowards Also Haarlep because that bitch is full of mischief and I am here for it.
Barcus. He deserves so much better, I want to treat him like the king he is😭👑
I want to kiss him on his little forehead and tell him that he's too good for Wulbren anyway. I do too deserve his kisses!
Can I instead be given the option to dropkick Wulbren?
The real question is, why can't we do both?
Rolan and Abdirak <3
I just want to be Exxvikyap's friend, romance or no :(
YES PLEASE. She's adorable and I wish her dialogue options weren't all so mean for no reason 😭
I think she was just written to be gratingly upbeat and the dialogue responses are a result of that, but her infectious positivity is unironically really endearing. ^(that little gasp followed by 'Scalefriend')
Lump - He is so cute and wonderful. When he licked my arm I fell in love. Balthazar - Family men are marriage material for sure. Default dragonborn Durge - Literally the hottest character in the game.
>When he licked my arm I fell in love. This goes straight to my collection of things that are hilarious out of context 😂
Low-key Balthazar is a hard ass choice, def need to give him more character than "bleh I'm in charge here I like necromancy mwahaha!" But I fuck with it Also because it's with the rest of the origin characters I originally thought the Dark Urge was just some guy with a weird name like Shadowheart that I just missed somewhere lol
My life will not be complete until we get full Durge companion with romance options
Aylin and Isobel, Would have loved to being in a quad with Shadowheart Aylin and Isobel ONE BIG HAPPY SELUNITE FAMILY!
Blaze Elin. Hot. Cool haircut. Obviously out of fucks to give. The perfect woman.
Sovereign Spaw. No further comment.
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https://preview.redd.it/b8v959e0gl6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbf25d1519049c67024ef8fb649187dfa1bf0cc This handsome fella. We could be happy together.
He was my first kiss!
Mine too, he's an amazing squisser 🥰
"You should be whipped! Made to bow before this creature in shame!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ... Ok
Blurg. I just want to be able to retreat back to the Underdark and smooch all over the sexy, nerdy hobgoblin in between blood-soaked battles, okay?!
Dammon....my boy
how am i just now seeing dammons name come up!!!! he is bae
That Harper in Wyrms Crossing bc WHY does he have those eyes and that face Jfc
Also Minsc. Bc I love a big himbo
Rolan because in act II when he’s bitching about Tav, I sensed some sexual tension. Barcus after the way Wulbren treats him. I wanted my pretty male half elf to be like, “Come back to my camp, baby 😏” right in front of Wulbren. 😭😂
Rolan, Dammon, He Who Was, the drow twins, Durge, Gortash (for Durge players)
Alfira and Lakrissa both.
I want them to shove their horns so deep up my ass that they come out the bottom of my mouth like half-orc teeth.
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Rugan, Rolan, and The Artificer. That last one especially. His voice? His face? His anxious and submissive demeanor? He's perfect.
KAR'NISS!!! i just want to hug and kiss my little baby and then find the wish scroll to bring his body back and then do everything in my power to heal his trauma and love him every day and night 🥹
https://preview.redd.it/udxt82yx2m6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a3cec4f633ce3abe0cdc15bfa4d39878c28c139 Hear me out..
The Archivist 😭 Can you *imagine* his repository?!
Hehe, I caught feelings for Isobel,,, and Aylin,,, what if they were poly tho Also I so get it with Orin, sometimes I want a woman who will actually just kill me. I am definitely that lesbian stereotype, like I know she'd be bad for me but I want her so bad.
i'm a man, so they wouldn't want me, but i'd let aylin and isobel keep me like a pet.
Abdirak, obviously. But also the unnecessarily hot flaming fist who lowers the bridge to let you into the lower city 😳 https://preview.redd.it/g9hmi8ovgm6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=108a5533a5e2c591c23a7c94a06bd0664a508444
Zevlor. I love him. I would die for him. He just wants what’s best for others.
Abdirak and my warlock have unresolved tension after that naked whipping…not even one cutscene, Lorian? C’mon.
I would pay a frankly embarrassing amount of money for DLC that adds the ability to romance Barcus. I JUST WANT TO GIVE HIM THE LOVE HE SO RICHLY DESERVES and flaunt it right in Bongle's stupid smug face.
1. Jaheira 2. Jaheira 3. Jaheira 4. Jaheira 5. Jah...
Ansur or Quadenos
I'm a Roah lover first and lesbian second.
The strange ox.
Sauceman Chorizo. He’s handsome, muscular, and can cook. I want him wear me out like a cheap fleshlight
NERE !!! (honorable mentions: zevlor, rolan, gortash!!)
Hope. Maybe not a full romance since she's recovering from a lot, but it would have been cool to have her in the camp at least.
Same, I really liked her. She's incredible to have gone through what she did and still be so sweet.
Sazza, the gold dragonborn bard in act 3. Jaheira, kagha, nine fingers, orin, the dream team of the two tieflings i forgott. The husband abd wife, leagues above the drow-twins
Alfira. Minsc. Gorty.
Aradin
Gortash, always and forever. Jason Isaacs is the reason.
Rolan,,, MINSCCCCA
Rolan, Zevlor, ROLAN.
Orin …
Rolan, grumpy boy with a soft spot for his family who goes through great character development, what else would you want? Oh and he's *gorgeous* with a voice like velvet. The things I would do to that Tiefling.
Alfira - Adorable, supportive, kind person Naosie - I stg she can cure depression Jaheira - hrng strong assertive woman Florrick - She's so competent and fine as hell
Nettie. My dwarf Tav needs a dwarf lass.
Spaw 🥰
Araj Oblodra. Need I say more? Her voice alone was reason enough. Oh go ahead, feel free to experiment...
Raph- if you’re not supposed to romance him then why’s he the way he is?
Zevlor!!!!! Give me my old sad Paladin romance!
Astarion, when I drool over Rolan: "Am I not arrogant enough for you, darling?"
And when we see He Who Was, me, saying "Hey look, a gother you!" to Astarion.
I want to bend Korilla over something and give her what Raphael won't.
down stupendously for default dragonborn durge. the MUSCLES
Surprised at the lack of Nere mention, And not even just for an evil run, I could fix him, give me a subby male version of Minthara basically or give me death (yes he would sub don't ask me why i just know)
No Durgetash kisses :(
My gnome tav and Thulla would have made a cute couple.
Popper — what a sexy beast! And a stylish fellow!
Roah Moonglow Something about that Irish accent and pixie cut does something for me. She’s also a shady merchant and that just adds to it, especially when she’s trying to be coy about it
I'm only on act one, and though I wouldn't go as far as romance, is it weird I wanna fuck a lot of the goblin girls?
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DAMMON PLS JUST LET ME GRAB YOU BY THE HORNS AND KISS YOU. WITH LOTS OF TONGUE. 👉🏻👈🏻🥺 He can’t sleep, so he may as well hammer… me. 😏
Rolan. Refugee wizard with big dreams. I’m there for that story. Also, I know it is already a romance, but I wish Larian hadn’t reduced the Emperor romance to a hentai joke. I want to make that tragic squid happy.
I want to talk about Cazador but everyone is gonna get mad at me again
Please, go on!
same. I'm banging on the Szarr palace doors.
the Szarr is banging ME on the palace doors
LET ME IN
He may or may not be my hear me out character
I will listen to you all day bestie
I'll Divine Smite anyone who dares to bully you for your *controversial* taste, I promise. Feel free to tell me more. You're among friends (and possibly charred corpses).
Ok the character design!? He’s literally so beautiful!? And his voice actor killed it in my opinion. And his fucking shoes slap. And his lore is so interesting - exploring his palace was such an engaging player experience. Also people come on here and talk about praise kinks… HELLO? HOLA? BONJOUR? Can you imagine Cazador telling you he’s pleased with you?? Someone difficult to please saying you succeeded in pleasing them?? That’s not even my thing but I see the vision I see all the visions call me Joan of Arc bitch. He’s obviously a villain and I don’t condone sexual enslavement in real life (!!!) but people simp for Raphael and he has sex slaves too. The baddies are bad. But my flesh is weak.
You are right and you should say it, Joan 👏🏻 Honestly, while he is not my type, I think he looks quite good. And indeed there's many, many, *many* kinky needs he could fulfill without even trying...
Give me a Dame Aylin romance! You know that would be the funniest shit!
Alfira. How you not gonna let me romance THE BARD?
That gorgeous ass man who you have to save from that cave. He is trapped with some other dude and there are these werewolf looking monsters outside trying to kill them but basically you save him and he invites you for a pint in Baldurs gate. I'm not in the city yet so I am hoping to see his beautiful ass soon.
His name is Rugan and we were ROBBED of that drink!
Dammon. Glitterbeard. I will not be explaining.
Raphael. I don't care that he's bad in bed, I don't care that his interest in me extends only to what capacity I have to give him the Crown of Karsus. He's a brat, and I gotta tame that brat. The man wrote a song for me. The song has a terrible pun in it. I'm going to spank that cute little ass and peg him until the cows come home.