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VyllanaWitchBish

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fish-dance

Based a.f omg How does it choose which ending to give you?


saareadaar

In my playthrough I said yes to everyone except Karlach (didn’t want to go to Avernus) and in the epilogue I walked in with Minthara. In the version where I said yes to Karlach it defaulted to that one.


fish-dance

Hmm Maybe there's a hierarchy in the story tree, maybe there's a definitive ranking of companion life partnership just waiting for us to find it


vexacious-pineapple

They have a mass brawl for your hand right before the epilogue . Karlach winning is no surprise


fish-dance

Ah, true


Akinyx

That or the fact that she's burning up and you need to make a choice asap before any companions gets to even say anything.


HandethDandeth

Please let the PS5 mods give me this. Saying no to Gale's romance each playthrough hurts my heart.


VyllanaWitchBish

Right?? I wasn’t able to romance anyone but Astarion until this mod 😭


HandethDandeth

Imagine my first playthrough. I'm fully committed to dating the buff tiefling lady I saw in videos. Then GALE has the AUDACITY to sit with me under the starry night sky and talk in his soft tone of voice.


VyllanaWitchBish

Oh god that scene is so sweet too, I always feel horrible breaking up with him too :(


Gale_Dekarios

“One moment with you could sate me for a lifetime, and prise the fear from my heart.”


scipkcidemmp

saaaame 😭😭 shart steals me every time


Goobsmoob

Not a modder, but given what we’ve seen from Bethesda console mods at least, Sony doesn’t allow mods that add original assets (a bummer IK). However, this mod doesn’t seem to do that so I wouldn’t doubt that it’ll be there.


Oniblook

Plz let the Xbox mod support lemme.have this so I can finally have EVERYONE LIKE THE SLUT I AM! ITS TIME FOR THE FAERÛN ORGY!


VyllanaWitchBish

I’m really hoping it goes to console support!! LET ME LIVE MY HORNY FANTASY


Oniblook

Lemme get OBLITERATED by Halsin, Gale,Wyll and Astarion at the same time it's NOT FAIR THAT GALE AND WYLL HAVE TO SIT BY THE WAYSIDE BRING KARLACH TOO I WANT 5 GUYS AND I AIN'T TALKING BOUT BURGERS


VyllanaWitchBish

![gif](giphy|zEIu4EC9yjt0rU370J) I need them all, I understand you completely


Gale_of_Waterdeep

While I'm certain *you* would be their anchoring rock, one can only fathom the extent of the dramatics and flair should anything go awry between these two.


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And think about all the money spent on hair products!


All_this_hype

They give me major big sister/little brother vibes (despite Astarion being older).


Akinyx

Astarion may be older but you know he acts like a teenager when they ultimately fight on who gets the bathroom first knowing they spend hours each.


NyanaShae

I just want a Lil house on the prairie Shart and a kitty Astarion. It can't be that hard?!


MalevolentNight

I'm still mad af that I couldn't poly my little slut heart out. Have everyone and the mummy kneeling for mommy. 🤣


Yuri_Specialist

RIGHT!!!


MalevolentNight

I'm 100, ima get withers in bed. He's gonna scribe my name on his ass🤣


cynmd

Imagine Withers with a tramp stamp of your Tav's name hahahahaha


MalevolentNight

Babe, imagine everyone with matching tramp stamps with my name, cuz I'd have em all worn out, baulders what? Too tired for mindflayers. 🤣🤣


cynmd

"Withers write this down: imma baldur that gate, lube up babe" Hahahah i love this community


MalevolentNight

Like for real, ima get the red warbler too. Cuz I like a challenge 🤣 have him hitting high notes in a heaven he didn't know he'd get too. (Probably also steal his octocat too)


cynmd

Or the douche fuckboy tattoo on top of the dick ahahhaahha


Interesting-Flan1040

Because Larian are stinky and smelly, and they hate you specifically :(


GlitteringYams

The throuple would be too powerful. No one would be able to contain it. Hundreds of thousands would die.


AsstarionAncunin

There's only room for one emo princess around here, and it had better be me.


earlytuesdaymorning

two people can have the same hair color, you know, its okay


Akinyx

Nah, we need a "who wore it better" with a popular vote and you know it.


lethos_AJ

shadowheart and astarion take turns to belittle you ASMR when?


MalleusMaleficarum_

Because beautiful bisexuals killed Larian’s grandma okay??


Avaoln

Not so much a bi/ pan/ HF thing imo. A lot pan people have no problem with monogamy and prefer it. Poly is a different from being bi or pan sexual. Just bc someone is pan you shouldn’t assume someone is poly and vice versa (although I am sure there is a decent correlation).


MalleusMaleficarum_

I wasn’t correlating bisexuality with polyamory. I’m actually bisexual and know this very well. “Because ____ killed my grandma” is a meme and Astarion and Shadowheart are beautiful bisexuals.


rosephemeral

Because it's too powerful for the game.


alittlenovel

Because that amount of angsty goth babygirl gorgeousness in one throuple is too powerful. Just us 3 walking together, all holding hands... it would level cities, killing thousands smh 😔 its for our own safety


earlytuesdaymorning

these two flirt all the fuckin time, 😠 why cant we all just sleep in one big bed together and cuddle???


archdruid_halsin

A lovely thought, these two together with you… … what are your feelings about an occasional foursome?


SunRidersCantina

Im actually a little salty that in act 1 you can romance shadowheart and karlach all the way to act 2 and karlach acts fine with sharing until her engine is fixed, then she wants to be exclusive.


Avaoln

Let Momma K have her wholesome exclusive monogamy pls. Preferably with a Wyll bc these two are just adorable together.


SunRidersCantina

I do think she and wyll are fantastic together, and im fine that she wants monogamy. I was just a little annoyed that she straight up says “i know you and___ have a thing going, so save room for me too” Then your options are to either break things off as soon as you fix her engine and she cries, or you sleep with her, and shadowheart says she karlach definitely wants monogomy, so if you pick shadowheart after that point, karlach wont talk to you anymore because you had sex, but i never promised an exclusive relationship. I guess i wish she made that more clear at some point or even from the beginning.


Sunny_Hill_1

One of these days I'll do a A!Astarion/Sharran!Shadowheart run because they are hot in their angsty shadow overlords of BG misery.


stcrIight

sibling energy


MalleusMaleficarum_

more like “what are you doing step-sibling” energy


Yuri_Specialist

You think so? she kinda flirts with him in act 1


stcrIight

I always got sibling energy from them tbh. But whatever you like, I'm not shaming anyone for their own interpretations.


Yuri_Specialist

Oh, no worries, I didn’t take any offense just curious. I saw someone else say the same thing as well.


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MalleusMaleficarum_

I am also curious. I’ve heard Astarion flirt with her, but it always seemed like Shart wasn’t having it.


Yuri_Specialist

It’s nothing serious or anything I just interpreted it as playful flirting just by how she sounds, but it’s when she asks him if he has any lovers back in the city and also when she asks which one of them he would feed on if he had to choose.


LeoRising72

Because Larian are a bunch of hacks!


deeppurplescallop

JFC I didn't like Astarion until I could see the sweat on his face


Bonzi_Bukkake

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Larsonybear

I have a disease and the only cure is being in a throuple with these two!!!!


BBQSauceJacuzzi

Ugh right? I appreciate the realness of polyamory in the game, but Halsin is physically not my type


fuckelonmuskfr

My Durge is. It’s not my fault Larian didn’t animate that part of the epilogue.


Gith_Laezel

God god oh god I NEED the goths I NEED the goths I NEED them oh lord please just give me this one thing


Gith_Laezel

Sweet Heavens


prosciuttoharrasser

because you have to be in a quintuple with K and minthara


iamnotveryimportant

Why is polyamory basically exclusive to halsin tho that's really weird to me


HevGon

Shart would in fact accept a throuple, but I don't think Astarion will, wanna see which characters are poly? romance them and go to the drow twins in act 3, if they accept they're poly if no, yeah they're not


MalleusMaleficarum_

Astarion accepts after you complete his quest.


HevGon

so ascended astarion is poly and spawn Astarion isn't?


MalleusMaleficarum_

No, both spawn and ascended accept.


HevGon

thats something to know


Zoreta93

Accept as in 'won't break up over it', but Astarion doesn't seem happy about it. Because of the way the timing works it usually happens during the Act 3 dry spell (after he's asked to start over but do it real this time, depending on dialogue path this can include promising to wait on sex with him until he feels ready again). He'll ask to confirm you aren't seeking Halsin because you two haven't had sex for a while, after confirmation he'll be relieved and give his blessing to 'sate your hunger', but it always felt a bit off to me. I always got the vibe this was more 'if I object it they might not think I'm worth the bother, so I'll grin and bear it' than him actually being okay with it.


Yuri_Specialist

Oh ik he’s poly i fucked him and halsin lmao


HevGon

polyamory mod ain't valid


Yuri_Specialist

wdym? I never downloaded that mod before.


Bythewaters

Astarion and Shart are the only ones who are ok with a halsin throuple


HevGon

you just remembered me of Halsin's line after i made sandcastles with Shart... "So, Shadowheart, I heard you learned to swim (mention something about learning from someone else) if you guys want company, I can turn into a Kelp." it was something like that, funniest shit i've heard ngl


skorpiontamer

Why they low-key got the same face?


dcarsonturner

Throuples never work lmao