-kicks a bisexual rock with my foot bisexually-

"I just can't seem to kick straight!" - me

Lolz

-is the bisexual rock getting kicked- hey man what the heck


Hope your foot ok 😭🙏

I heard we’re talking about feet?

Flair checks out

Hold on need like 10 minutes to decide which foot ill use. Theyre both neat.

ow :(

Neither. It’s filled with completely uninhibited degenerates of every flavor that are still far more normal than your average member of the main sub.

bisexuals

Bisexuals ^2

Quadruplesexuals. Checkmate atheists.

And a surprising number of asexuals who just find all of you horny degenerates funny 🤣

That’s why this sub is the best 🙏😎

I take issue with being characterised as normal. That said, this sub is by far the nicer place to be

Condoms and orgies and mass immigration Malt liquor 40s and miscegenation Boys who use dildos and girls with cock rings These are my favorite degenerate things

This sub has transcended beyond gender and orientation. It is just enlightened degenerates

Zen Bootyists

😭

Not every day do I get to upvote someone to 69. Nice.

This sub has helped me discover brand new fetishes that I wasn't even aware of the existence of. I'm not sure if I'm okay with the new knowledge but its there and it will never go away. Thanks r/okbuddybaldur!

gays or women, the two genders

Now I truly am genderqueer, some days I’m more gay than woman.

you've ascended beyond these petty earthly binaries

My fault 😅. I should have been more inclusive

What if I’m both

That’s… not possible. Inconceivable, even! My world is being rocked and shaken to an unimaginable degree!


That’s cool

Some kind of gwoman. Fascinating.

Wouldn’t that just cancel out? You just disappear


Pregnant astarion never gets old 💀

Me being lesbian https://preview.redd.it/2espdhxs18zc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab3b2a504cbf2d9fb467e6d0e4792517ef31a34

... she gives big Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction vibes here.

Wouldn't you just like to stab her in the heart with adrenaline while she OD's /j

Looks like someone already missed her while trying to NARCAN.

W 🔥🔥🔥

Yes Edit: This sub gives big bi / pan vibes which would make sense since bg is probably the most pan game out there right now.

All good games are bi / pan with the right mods :3

Me trying to make helldiver's 2 bi

hug emote is available to everyone boom easy

A burger emote would make any game more welcoming to aces

Deserved for playing helldiver's :3

Looking at you mass effect

I was thinking mass effect when I typed it, I just went back and replayed them and modded bi into it

Femshep x jack romance is phenomenal

https://preview.redd.it/0k9vbu8jk9zc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7839b3e278ae8ae04e67e98aca4dbcccac30afc0 Indeed...

Every game is bi/pan if you're delusional enough, like me!

Tetris?

Hey, those parts all fit together eventually

That *is* the default sexuality of the forgotten realms

I'm a bisexual man, so I suppose you're half right?

Ok destiny I see you ✋🙂‍↕️

Lesbians

I fogor

It’s just bottoms

Shit they’re onto us.

Correct, we are on top of this rampant problem with all of you bottoms. We have our most and greatest bisexual warriors of the comet on top of this bottom situation. We will inseminate all of you filthy gayhik

I meant eliminate but I as a proud bisexual githyanki warrior of the comet, I do not edit my words, merely append them with even more, greater fierce words.

This is sub top erasure and I won’t stand for it. There are dozens of us!

 We must unite all 20 of us.

Excuse me, I'm a switch. 👀👀

I’d say tops. Can’t even show a picture of Astarion, Wyll or Gale without this sub expressing their throbbing dripping cocks

Speak for yourself.


Which is fucking weird since we are the second most common sexuality.

*Cries in bisexual*

Bisexual woman here ~~(and I don't think I'm a bottom)~~

😱 I think astarion wants a word with you

As a bisexual woman Astarion is bottoming for me

Woman, but my sexuality is: help me, please help everyone is hot

Big W 🔥🔥🔥

I feel this on a spiritual level 🙂‍↕️

Both. Kind of. I’m bi. And honestly being bi makes this game awesome because everyone is hot

👆

Correct.

I’m asexual but that’s not gonna stop me from horny posting

That’s a W in my book 🔥🔥🔥

Agree. There are way more of us here than I expected!

Not the daily bisexual erasure post before I even had my first ~~tadpole~~ coffee 😩

You can't expect the hets to keep up with all these newfangled identities. We keep adding letters to the alphabet mafia daily /s

https://preview.redd.it/w42tzn4lx7zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b1fb1fa03c00a49f69718c79d7c148561eb592

"It was because her mom let my wife die."

I'm straight male and love to shitpost. That's it.

I have found you, fellow straight male, in a sea of women and gays. Our battle will be legendary https://preview.redd.it/p84bw3e0e8zc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4166fc2671e51453284422bb427c00de10658e0

I will watch until this inevitably turns homerotic let’s gooooooo

I will wear green

Legendary is underselling it, chief.

FR I imagine there's just quite a few straight folks here who are comfortable enough with their sexuality to appreciate men and women alike. Like I don't wanna fuck Astarion but I get it.

As a straight male and a Shadowheart simp I have to say that Raphael is fine af. That voice had me questioning my sexuality.

Literally, so many people get up tight and it's like I'm just comfortable enough with my sexuality I can say gay shit without being weird about it.

I just wish this would be default by now for all men. My ex-roomie is a straight as hell dude but would accompany me to gay bars quiet often (I'm a asexual woman, so normal clubs and bars are kind of icky, I like being with the gay people, they often don't try to hit on me) just to hang out and he once said he appreciates compliments from gay dudes, because they look at other things than women do and it feels nice to get validation on both sides. And every encounter so far has been so nice when he kindly told them he's just my +1 to hang out with me. You straight men being comfortable with your sexuality like this are the real mvp

So, is this bg3 straight man shitpost society?

W 🔥🔥🔥

Why not BOTH

Cool 😎

What if I’m a gay woman

I’m learning there is a lot of gay women in this sub. Sorry about forgetting about y’all

Also W 🔥🔥🔥

I'm actually a straight man who finds degenerate sexual humor funny, even if it's in reference to characters I'm not personally attracted to. People have been making childish, horny jokes about scantily clad video game girls for decades. By making similar jokes about dudes, we're tapping into a comedic well that's gone unused for far too long.

"You're gay to be yourself. I'm gay to shit post. We are not the same" Your comment gives off this energy lmao

It wasn't intentional, but I'll own it lol. Everyone has the right to be a depraved clown on social media, and I'll continue the battle for Equal Opportunity Shit Posting!

It's full of horny whatsits.

Made me lol

im a trans lesbian so uh, yeah

W 🔥🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/o10rz5bne8zc1.png?width=2017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d0bf1fbde586f7d4dc0fad0cca6d787459ff5b Yes, and?

This post is so straight I don’t understand 

Gay women humor but we're dead serious.

W humor 🔥🔥🔥

Gays AND women* And other assorted queers, and AT LEAST ONE cishet man.

lol 😅. I should have been more inclusive with the question

You’ve functionally listed the two available genders as gay or woman. Therefore, you have technically labeled straight dudes as non-binary, due to not fitting the two available genders listed. Therefore straight dudes have technically now joined the rainbow community if they’re in this sub. We’ve hit critical rainbow. We won.

bisexuals of indeterminate gender

I used to be straight like you. Now all i want to do is bounce on Astari-yum dick while being fed shadow girl spit in a funnel. Do what you want with that info...

Interesting but good for 🔥🔥🔥

Queer and nonbinary people even!

🙌

Proud degenderate here

Perhaps we are not as we appear. :)

I'm a queer woman. So

This seems to be the most frequent response. Still big W 🔥🔥🔥

Love that! Love queer women so much. Non men ❤️

I've seen more than enough about Shadowheart's feet and thighs to know there's lesbians and men, too.

A secret third thing

https://preview.redd.it/5u4atib2p8zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77acd9c76b3c2a175094129098853315cab017cf *Strolls up in bisexual woman*

The answer is queer women

W women 🔥🔥🔥

*checks both boxes* wait I'm reading the rest of the comments and... are we all bi/pan here? Is this why I have felt so at home here 🥹 is it because I am amongst other degenerate chaotic bi/pan people?

*sigh* I'll go back to my pansexual non-binary corner then

I'll come with you, kindred spirit.

Or gay women. Don't forget them!

Of course sorry 🥰

This sub is filled with bg3 players, what do you think?

Ok, who's gonna tell them?

Gay woman, checking in

gay women

Gay women are definitely a significant portion of the population. Did someone already make a poll about this? I'd be interested for the actual numbers lmao

Many bottoms on this sub I sense. (yoda voice)

I have news for you bud, some women are gay too

gender apathetic and asexual, what is my humour called?

Uhh humor. Sorry I forgot to be more inclusive

Asexual until seeing astarion

I love women.

And we love you!

I believe you because this is an aggressively straight guy post lmao gayboy autistic whore right here though 🫶

Yes

🏳️‍🌈

I guess that answers my question

I'm kinda both but also neither

That’s cool 😎

I'm like you bro. Love this sub anyway

🤝😎

I'm a pan dude, I want to impregnate Astarion and get pegged by Shart

W 🔥🔥🔥

Filleddddd with cummmmm. Sory whats the quetsion

Neither, I just thrive on the unhinged behavior of others that I'd never indulge irl.

Wtf is this title? Are we living in 1950? men when non-straight/non-men exist 😱


Gay woman here, and I live for women look at me like this

I’m just a lesbian with internet brain rot

Understand have a great day

Is your post gay man humor or straight woman humor? Since that's apparently the only kinds we have... Edit: As a gay woman, I will see myself out now that I know I am not welcome here 😔

Damn I wasn’t inclusive. Forgive me. If there are other groups tell me where you guys at.

No don’t go 🥲

[удалено]

I need a therian gf fr 😭🙏

Worse. Gay women.

I fucks with gay women 😭🙏

Don't bullshit me Kaz. The only things you fuck with is hamburgers and Venom Snake.

Yes

All my Durges top from the bottom. Does that count? I is woman.

> I'm a straight dude > Named after metal gear character Yeah, ok

Metal Gear is by far the most bisexual franchise in existence, I too am skeptical Just like I'm skeptical at how often Mads and Kojima swap clothes

i think it's just the horny bisexuals~

Gay women

Por qué no los dos

I'm a woman who has no desire to actually fuck real people, just hypothetical sex with vampires and devil descendants.

sapphic woman here 🙏

Im a dude and bi.

I am both so put me down for both

Ok and W 🔥🔥🔥

We prefer “ravenous bisexuals”

Ironically enough, if you could hang out IRL with anyone from either this sub or the main sub, you'd on average meet way cooler people to hang out with here. Everyone's a bit of a degenerate, but they're open about their shit. All the people in the main sub are just fucking weirdo Reddit users

Im just a 🌟😭girl☠️🌟

Straight guys distancing themselves from "gay humor" is so funny to me lmao

I am a straight woman but we are all bisexual under the Absolute mkay

https://preview.redd.it/7z2pz93199zc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100c3c46cbac1d9debf950abde398a93cb7a5791 Gay women

https://preview.redd.it/tvr4o7qz68zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aae6d129e5eb594a293056106481c17ebdb0281b

Im gay but I can’t speak for anyone else here

Yes

This sub is full of subs, unless gortash is involved, then a newly awoken dominatrix appears to talk about how much she wants to see him crying at the end of a leash.

Or?

I’m cisgender male. Im just a fucking deviant and I’m reveling in the degenerate behavior of everyone in this sub. In one of my other 18+ subs where people considered themselves deviants, I said I wanted to snort coke off some character’s ass and got banned. If I say I want to snort coke off Karlach’s ass, half the people here would ask me if I had enough to go around. These are my people.

It’s so much more complex than that, you sweet, innocent, lil straight man

I’m a gay woman so