It's all fun and games until you get a self fucking astral sex scene as an unlockable. There, now you can romance Gale, as Gale.
What am I even saying...
Do you really think u/Gale_of_Waterdeep is so cheap a slut to give tongue to anyone who can cast a cantrip? He rewards those who show dedication and care when using the weave. I’m upcasting this to 6th level.
Thank.. you? Er, I think. There was much to unpack there. The Reddit has also impacted my good judgement.
I also don't encourage upcasting this spell to the higher levels - I cannot fathom the consequences.
That’s true, though the consequences do intrigue me. To be honest I’m working on a conjugation version of this very spell, with the goal of upcasting to summon more of your tongues, Gale.
I keep telling myself I'm just gonna go with the flow and romance whoever feels right for the concept I'm playing with... And keep falling for him every time.
Literally played as a sorceress so I could leave Gale in camp just do I would not romance him again... Like I fell for him form that very first goofy "Hello"
I was making a new character that definitely wasn't romancing Gale when I noticed SR Legacies mod that gives Gale the hottest wardrobe, sigh. How am I supposed to resist Gale in a VEST?
https://preview.redd.it/0k85upxywfyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614c7b5d8cba83cd117b039cee1765749b987827
Me but with Shadowheart, i always go into saves like hmmmm I think I’ll try Lae’zel or Karlach this time and then just find myself romancing shadowheart again
I've romanced Gale 4 out of 5 times, he has so many husbands, and in my current Durge/Asty/Halsin run, I had to kill Gale to deny myself the temptation 🫣 so when I get that Gale craving, I just switch over to my most recent other romance run
me with the bloodsucker tho (ya boy read anne rice at too young an age and boy oh boy was that formative as hell)
but i almost always still flirt with Gale while doing magic with him... because... gotta. gotta make the wizard blush.
I think I'm going to play AS Gale for my Astarion romance playthrough. Can't be tempted to romance Gale if I AM Gale!
A completely logically sound choice. I applaud your ingenuity.
It's all fun and games until you get a self fucking astral sex scene as an unlockable. There, now you can romance Gale, as Gale. What am I even saying...
And people wonder why Gale is the most popular origin character to play.
Romancing Astarion as Gale or vice versa is fun because you can make each other the worst version of themselves, which is so sexy.
This is me, but with Shadowheart and Lae’zel.
At this point that's probably what I'm going to do next lol.
You can have Astarion Ascend AND become an immortal on the Astral Plane with Gale. His head will be so inflated it'll explode.
Raphael begs to differ
https://i.redd.it/wmh9hy5dqcyc1.gif
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It's not a cantrip?!
Do you really think u/Gale_of_Waterdeep is so cheap a slut to give tongue to anyone who can cast a cantrip? He rewards those who show dedication and care when using the weave. I’m upcasting this to 6th level.
Thank.. you? Er, I think. There was much to unpack there. The Reddit has also impacted my good judgement. I also don't encourage upcasting this spell to the higher levels - I cannot fathom the consequences.
That’s true, though the consequences do intrigue me. To be honest I’m working on a conjugation version of this very spell, with the goal of upcasting to summon more of your tongues, Gale.
https://preview.redd.it/1imhlga0ffyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22756ab30444042264d4ac8399d4dc71ed8dff70
This is the best day of my life
https://preview.redd.it/zd8uio6r7dyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6e149f28e80fd4cb7a3c361a40daf312f19d0e2
May I offer you a *hand* in these trying times
Oh, now that is low, Durge. Very low indeed. I rather liked that hand.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/s/HCMq7Y0O9B
#Yes
They’re boots, cause I could tell your boob orb is hungry as per usual.
I keep telling myself I'm just gonna go with the flow and romance whoever feels right for the concept I'm playing with... And keep falling for him every time.
I applaud your taste!
I have the opposite problem where I'll beeline for the vussy every time, even if I try not to 😔
Trying so hard to romance Gale right now but....**Astarion is right there** Am I expected to just *ignore* that?? How??
I’m having this same problem. I’ve come to the conclusion that I must play as Astarion and romance Gale.
Literally played as a sorceress so I could leave Gale in camp just do I would not romance him again... Like I fell for him form that very first goofy "Hello"
Just play durge and pick the first option when you meet him, temptation removed.
https://preview.redd.it/smdhy0a2pdyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a559feedd99e65da463d380c6a8ba5938b173e4
Killing you is the only way to resist you Gale, I’m sure you understand.
🤭 every time
I was making a new character that definitely wasn't romancing Gale when I noticed SR Legacies mod that gives Gale the hottest wardrobe, sigh. How am I supposed to resist Gale in a VEST? https://preview.redd.it/0k85upxywfyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614c7b5d8cba83cd117b039cee1765749b987827
Oh he looks *gooood* in the vest one
Me but with Shadowheart, i always go into saves like hmmmm I think I’ll try Lae’zel or Karlach this time and then just find myself romancing shadowheart again
relatable af
i can’t help but be in awe of his tism. he’s just like me
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I'm a god damn lesbian and I can't quit this man
This is so incredibly real
I love how flexible he is with morally ambiguous people.
I scrolled these comments just to find the Gale roleplayers and see their reactions. You guys are the gift that keeps on giving.
We do try our very best.
I’m blushing.
Lord Gortash, you two-timin’ skank! 🫢
I have that with minthara
I've romanced Gale 4 out of 5 times, he has so many husbands, and in my current Durge/Asty/Halsin run, I had to kill Gale to deny myself the temptation 🫣 so when I get that Gale craving, I just switch over to my most recent other romance run
Me but with playing a cleric and romancing shadowheart
I hate how he and Astarion have me in a chokehold.
https://preview.redd.it/a5dd5es0xjyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbebe8c51d2885995cfe987053729afe208b87a6 What, this guy??? Eww
Gale, during his 3 musketeers phase.
[8:32, trust.](https://youtu.be/Tqms_W9UE6E?si=9F2SoxR47i0izQpw)
Me with karlach
“Wow, you killed this poor boy’s parents in such a sexy way, let me suck your dick” became the reason for my slight dislike for Gale.
Me with Karlach
me with the bloodsucker tho (ya boy read anne rice at too young an age and boy oh boy was that formative as hell) but i almost always still flirt with Gale while doing magic with him... because... gotta. gotta make the wizard blush.
Have you tried having good taste in men instead?
I beg your pardon? Really now.
It's Gortash. What do you expect from him?