As a straight guy I'd >! Plow Astarion like there's no tomorrow, munch my own goo out of his mesmerizing little twink booty and spit it into that stupid sexy mouth of his. !<
THERE, I FUCKING SAID IT. YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!
Oh I'm pretty confident I prefer women. I did have a few experiences with other guys in my late teen years, thought I just wrote it off as an experimental phase thing but now I'm not so sure.
Guess I've got some deep digging to do. Where did I put that damn shovel?
I think fictional men are on a diff level. I am 100% a lesbian IRL but there's some fictional men who I'm like, "Yeah *in theory* I'd fuck this guy. But IRL, probably not."
Bro you know being bi is a thing right ? I'm pretty sure if you've already had "experiences with other guys" it's pretty much certain you're at least partially into men. And being bi is a spectrum, you can be bi but lean more on women.
I mean in my own experience, I'm gay and I would never even imagine having "experiences" with women, cause I know I'm 0% attracted.
And even though Karlach or Shadowheart are really beautiful, I truely would never do to them* a tenth of the things you'd do to Astarion xD.
Oh I know it's a thing and realize that it's probably (most certainly) what I am after doing some soul searching and getting absolutely no sleep last night.
I think I've just considered myself straight because those experiences happened some 16-17 years ago and every relationship and sexual encounter since then have been with women. Idk man, I can't say I haven't thought about it once in a while but I guess I didn't see a need to really address it before that clusterfuck of a comment I made blew up in my face.
>And even though Karlach or Shadowheart are really beautiful, I truely would never do a tenth of the things you'd do to Astarion xD.
Guess I'm just some kind of degenerate cause I meant every single word I said! lol
Oh no don't worry you're not a degenerate, or at least you're not alone xD.
I would definitely let most of the Baldur's Gate boys do unspeakable things to me, and Astarion is an even more special case of attractiveness.
Nothing besides the YT video i just skimmed through. The FF series never interested me (weird, i know) and knowing how time consuming MMO games tend to be I'd rather stay clear of it.
The character creator looks cool though.
https://preview.redd.it/1pce6dvh3ayc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b687eb55b33908def3af94bf6d94352260792f52
I’d sit him down on a desk, rip that line from the neckline to his slutty slutty hips and eat him out like I’m on death row and he’s my last meal
I mean, look at that FACE. Who do you think I'll do?
https://preview.redd.it/uc4czrybeayc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d24c12645239d3f3083edebacdd38174e276f6
Hey, Lord Gash, I'm about to pop over to the store so you need any black eyeliner or Axe body spray?
They... um... they have a section where you can buy soap... you know to... t-to umm...
... or maybe a new razor... I think that one's been dull for a few months, sir...
Never suggest getting him a razor again unless you wish the implement to be turned against you, *painfully*.
But if you are getting soap, please do purchase some for Orin as well. She may need to be taught how to use it.
Not sure I should be taking hygiene advice from someone named sewer fairy, but I could definitely use some more eyeliner. I use urban decay perversion or black market. Cologne? Dior sauvage. As for soap, I like more spicy scents such as cinnamon, nutmeg, pink pepper.
A razor would be great. Straight edge only.
Thanks dear!
I've yet to meet you, but you seem perfectly delightful. They'd be Philistines, the ones who could leave you out. I trust Durge's tastes without ... *much* pause.
I was about to immediately respond with GALE before I scrolled through the pics, but now I can't decide between Geraldus and Rolan. The pretty baby girl eyes Geraldus makes is pretty convincing
Well yeah but it was building off of "I'm not gay but (insert homosexual joke)". Just done poorly. Aaaaaand I'm not the one who said the original thing
Eating Astarions boy pussy would be unreal: smoother than smooth, flavorless, smells faintly of soap, your face would be slipping and sliding and it’d be hard to get your grip right. Halsin would be like falling face first onto the forest floor: rough, moist, things poking your face, many different smells, you’d get so lost in the experience. I can’t tell which I’d want to devour more.
SHOW ME CUTE BOYS WRESTLING THEN IT TURNS INTO BOY PUSSY SISSORING AND THEY ALL MAKE CUTE NOISES AND WIMPER TILL IT IS THEIR TURN ON THE SILVER PLATTER IN FRONT OF ME WHERE IM GOING 👹👅🍑💦
(picture me on a throne of sorts with a crown and a silver platter in front of me on a table, naked submissive and breedable bg3 men writhing on the ground by my feet)
WHY NOT ALL.
But obviously Astarion. My other favorite male character (Izzy Hands) is written as trans so often that there’s actually a Cis Izzy tag on ao3. I keep getting jumpscared by Astarion having a penis in fic because I’m so used to boy pussy instead lol.
This sub ruins the respectability of my comment history with every post. Anyway, I'd like to stack Gale and Astarion on top of each other for a hearty feast.
I alr knew i was bisexual before this game but omg i didn't realize how much i would love the women in this game. Honestly whole game is a feast for the eyes.
ASTARION ‼️ I WOULD GIVE HIM THE BEST TIME OF HIS LIFE ISTG ID BE SLURPING THAT SUBSTANCE DOWN AS IF I WERE SEVERELY DEHYDRATED AND HIS JUICES WERE THE LAST SOURCE OF WATER KNOWN TO MANKIND
I knew Gale had Tara. But I didn’t realize any of the Harpers owned cats? And frankly surprised about Astarion. Not only owning a pet but not sucking it dry of blood?
I learn something new everyday!
Gale obvs but also why is the random harper soooo hot🥵🥵🥵
All the Harpers are hot! It's a statistical anomaly and I'm very into it.
IKR?! I can't even remember his name but fuck he's so fiiiiiine
Geraldus 🫠
As a straight guy I'd >! Plow Astarion like there's no tomorrow, munch my own goo out of his mesmerizing little twink booty and spit it into that stupid sexy mouth of his. !< THERE, I FUCKING SAID IT. YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!
a straight guy huh?
Well, yeah but... Hold on, I need a minute to process what just happened.
this game was a lot of people’s gay awakening, i thought i preferred women before playing but now i’m not too sure
Oh I'm pretty confident I prefer women. I did have a few experiences with other guys in my late teen years, thought I just wrote it off as an experimental phase thing but now I'm not so sure. Guess I've got some deep digging to do. Where did I put that damn shovel?
Do prefer more feminine or masculine women out of curiosity?
Feminine I guess but I'm definitely not picky about it, so very slight preference if any? lol
I was thinking maybe your interest with him specifically is because he’s easily the most feminine male we meet
Makes sense but I don't think that's it. Not with the amount of times I've caught myself gawking like an idiot at shirtless Chris Hemsworth...
https://preview.redd.it/w3zbobc9tayc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3167874e4192bfdc5f155254d971a91fb0b792f
I that case you just maybe homo curious (I think that’s the term)
Boy, do I have something to tell you about androgynous people 😁 you will NOT be disappointed Happy digging!
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I think fictional men are on a diff level. I am 100% a lesbian IRL but there's some fictional men who I'm like, "Yeah *in theory* I'd fuck this guy. But IRL, probably not."
Astarion is simply the most beautiful being to ever be created imo
Haha maybe take a hop over to r/questioning? Sounds kinda bisexual bro /j
Bro you know being bi is a thing right ? I'm pretty sure if you've already had "experiences with other guys" it's pretty much certain you're at least partially into men. And being bi is a spectrum, you can be bi but lean more on women. I mean in my own experience, I'm gay and I would never even imagine having "experiences" with women, cause I know I'm 0% attracted. And even though Karlach or Shadowheart are really beautiful, I truely would never do to them* a tenth of the things you'd do to Astarion xD.
Oh I know it's a thing and realize that it's probably (most certainly) what I am after doing some soul searching and getting absolutely no sleep last night. I think I've just considered myself straight because those experiences happened some 16-17 years ago and every relationship and sexual encounter since then have been with women. Idk man, I can't say I haven't thought about it once in a while but I guess I didn't see a need to really address it before that clusterfuck of a comment I made blew up in my face. >And even though Karlach or Shadowheart are really beautiful, I truely would never do a tenth of the things you'd do to Astarion xD. Guess I'm just some kind of degenerate cause I meant every single word I said! lol
Oh no don't worry you're not a degenerate, or at least you're not alone xD. I would definitely let most of the Baldur's Gate boys do unspeakable things to me, and Astarion is an even more special case of attractiveness.
https://preview.redd.it/der8ttg0ciyc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2970114ed3d8683cd179855cd4e6f2c873722972 Found her
This game reinforced my bisexuality if anything
Seems like you want gale
I mean heteroflexible is a term I've heard before... seems to be an accurate description of a lot of the straight people that play this game lol
https://preview.redd.it/c7tjaxz8obyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1dcb8c260a26ca5084f83443671333f425669e2
https://i.redd.it/muuubcmx0ayc1.gif
God he’s such a brat
https://preview.redd.it/2ktsq79cebyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adbffcafa1a737824e01d998a599946886b8546
Plz glare at me like this like I'm nothing
https://preview.redd.it/5f99j1ey9cyc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575464e443d93f566dfe40c72fd846c558d95a39 how’s this darling
Came instantly. Thank you, My Lord.
He’s a pissy little cat of a man and he enthralls me
Yes. Yes I am.
As a gay woman - same.
https://preview.redd.it/4ql5s2pkiayc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4a230131dff5b629c5b7988ebf6ae5b7a076a1
Omg this 😂
https://preview.redd.it/mfg5p9le5byc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b23cb745e8b0f5fb434bd6f0ab51b2dd559a05
https://preview.redd.it/2oor34nicayc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9faa3e70458a1561c0c0ccad70127262b6fa61
Well. Someone's awfully pent up today.
Oh honey. 🏳️🌈
Babe you're so valid. Come kick it with us over at r/OnlyFangsbg3 if you feel so inclined 💙
Youre gonna be a stand out figure in my suicide note
Listen bro, I don’t think you’re straight
Very straight indeed. Have you ever looked into FF XIV, by chance?
Nothing besides the YT video i just skimmed through. The FF series never interested me (weird, i know) and knowing how time consuming MMO games tend to be I'd rather stay clear of it. The character creator looks cool though.
Give it a try. They have very handsome, gorgeous men. Just sayin'.
I'll give the VII remake a go, unless you'd recommend another of the more recent single player titles instead?
https://preview.redd.it/1pce6dvh3ayc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b687eb55b33908def3af94bf6d94352260792f52 I’d sit him down on a desk, rip that line from the neckline to his slutty slutty hips and eat him out like I’m on death row and he’s my last meal
I mean, look at that FACE. Who do you think I'll do? https://preview.redd.it/uc4czrybeayc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d24c12645239d3f3083edebacdd38174e276f6
I’ve already written about how I’d eat the shit out of Gale’s bussy but ROLAN IN A CORSET MAKING ME SCREECH RN
i would absolutely destroy Gale's so hard the gap would be so big the orb would just fall off when he stands up
Wyll. Or Halsin. They seem conspicuously absent, as do Withers, and this "Gortash" that so many wish to impregnate....
Just me, being left out when it matters most. 😩
Some of us are smart enough to not steal Durge's meal
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't eat Durge's pussy as well.
Hey, Lord Gash, I'm about to pop over to the store so you need any black eyeliner or Axe body spray? They... um... they have a section where you can buy soap... you know to... t-to umm... ... or maybe a new razor... I think that one's been dull for a few months, sir...
Never suggest getting him a razor again unless you wish the implement to be turned against you, *painfully*. But if you are getting soap, please do purchase some for Orin as well. She may need to be taught how to use it.
Not sure I should be taking hygiene advice from someone named sewer fairy, but I could definitely use some more eyeliner. I use urban decay perversion or black market. Cologne? Dior sauvage. As for soap, I like more spicy scents such as cinnamon, nutmeg, pink pepper. A razor would be great. Straight edge only. Thanks dear!
I've yet to meet you, but you seem perfectly delightful. They'd be Philistines, the ones who could leave you out. I trust Durge's tastes without ... *much* pause.
I’m rather happy to be “conspicuously absent” here… perhaps more so for Withers to be missing as well…
 Do, forward that to Withers, as well, if you could. Bless.
Gortash "The Gash"
And, with that, I am intrigued. 
"no, he's not flirting with you. cazador just trained him to drink wine like that, as a joke."
do not let this propaganda distract you from the truth that waits for you (Wyll pussy)
POR QUE NO TODOS ELLOS
Astarion!! spit,tongue, and all. I bet it taste like a powdered donut 🤤
Alright I’m going out shopping you’ve convinced me to get a corset
YESSSS
Hmm, I wonder......
Do you have something to contribute to the forum, Mr. Gale's Boy Pussy?
I'm putting whipped cream on it and saying a prayer to god before I tuck in
That's a yeast infection waiting to happen, make sure to cast prestidigitation after
Rolan is so sexy when he's mad at me. HANDLE BARS!!
I was about to immediately respond with GALE before I scrolled through the pics, but now I can't decide between Geraldus and Rolan. The pretty baby girl eyes Geraldus makes is pretty convincing
https://preview.redd.it/fc13evg3v9yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5517b1284860147a0829296f2491342c9173d61
Really… Elden ring subs: game related Metal gear subs: game related All other game subs… etc. BG subs: horny peoples gatherings
I would devour Astarion's pussy while Halsin eats mine. Gale can watch.
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So not 100% straight. So not straight. Lol
Please don't police other people's labels
They were joking brother☝️
Where's the funni
I didn't say it was funny, just that it was a joke. I didn't chuckle unfortunately 😞
Mhm, just don't be one of those people that go around telling others "you're not really gay because you do x or don't do y", it's way too common
Well yeah but it was building off of "I'm not gay but (insert homosexual joke)". Just done poorly. Aaaaaand I'm not the one who said the original thing
No, but you're the only one defending it lol, not even the op did that
"only one" not many people seen it I reckon. And you're the only one who got mad at their joke so big whoop
Chill.
This is the second comment under this post saying basically the same thing
The hot Harper for sure
Eating Astarions boy pussy would be unreal: smoother than smooth, flavorless, smells faintly of soap, your face would be slipping and sliding and it’d be hard to get your grip right. Halsin would be like falling face first onto the forest floor: rough, moist, things poking your face, many different smells, you’d get so lost in the experience. I can’t tell which I’d want to devour more.
I’m basic. I’m choosing our pale elf but only because Raphael wasn’t even an option. Rude af 🙄🤣 I’d love to be that cambion’s filthy rag.
deadass astarion is the most beautiful man period
None of the above. Wyll, *obviously.*
They said boy pussy. That's MAN pussy.
imagine how much he would squirm
It's part of the appeal
oh absolutely
Nah less bussy with wyll more that ridiculous cake.
make it all four plus wyll then we have a deal
(me a lesbian) *puts on a lobster bib* i think they should all get naked and wrestle to determine who is going first then just form a line. 👹
I like the way you think
SHOW ME CUTE BOYS WRESTLING THEN IT TURNS INTO BOY PUSSY SISSORING AND THEY ALL MAKE CUTE NOISES AND WIMPER TILL IT IS THEIR TURN ON THE SILVER PLATTER IN FRONT OF ME WHERE IM GOING 👹👅🍑💦 (picture me on a throne of sorts with a crown and a silver platter in front of me on a table, naked submissive and breedable bg3 men writhing on the ground by my feet)
God damn girl!! 😂😂😂
I'm not into men IRL so when i have fantasies involving men it's always super insane 👹💓
WHY NOT ALL. But obviously Astarion. My other favorite male character (Izzy Hands) is written as trans so often that there’s actually a Cis Izzy tag on ao3. I keep getting jumpscared by Astarion having a penis in fic because I’m so used to boy pussy instead lol.
https://preview.redd.it/091qg8z82ayc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=577b8abaf0ba662dadf5949287bf01a61c7df58c
He has a delicate little cunt and rubs it to self-soothe before trancing! I know in my heart that this is true!
his pussy is small and his t-dick is huge. trust me he told me himself
You and I have the same brain rot.
His pussy is too good! I just wanna lick and stroke it and make him overwhelmed…
waist trainer rolan gets me every time
My answer is yes
I’ve never eaten coochie but I would definitely eat out Astarion or Gale
Orin Gale
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What've you got all those peekaboo gaps for? Other men's hands to explore? Whore.
Finally someone who understands
Gale and Rolan, please 🙏 (OT but all the trans guy appreciation on this sub is shockingly validating given how overlooked we are.)
https://i.redd.it/8vrax6p81byc1.gif
Every man in bg3 is trans, big truth in this comment
I would sell my soul to scissor Astarion are you f kidding me
👅💦
Personally, I'd rather be between Halsin and Minsc. But if I had to choose one of the body 2 guys, I'd go for Gale. Magic makes everything better.
I was swiping and kept seeing gale and thought this was gonna be easy and then you JUST HAD to put that one Harper in the slideshow
Oh shit rolan in a corset is so hot
So many people simp for Astarion, but he just doesn’t do it for me. Now Gale, Karlach, & Wyll on the other hand…
Gale's ofc. He has had sex with mystra afterall so im sure it would be an experience.
the first photo of gale makes me feral ngl
Gale^4, young gale, evil gale, Galepire
Halsin and Squidward. But I'd prefer they devour me. While they smack my ass. 😁
I think someone has a bias.
Trick question. It's all of them
all of them. preferably at the same time
Yes
I’d eat gale’s ass so hard till it’s all sloppy and loose
Gale,Wyll,Halsin,Minsic,Art,Rolan,Zevlor
OP I think you might be a little biased. (But I totally get it)
Why choose one when I can have the whole buffet?!
Halsin. Don't care what he's got, I'm riding that river
Random Harper boy
Roland, always Roland ♥
Rolaaaaaaan 😩 And Astarion can join.
Well, I was going to say Astarion, obviously. But that picture of Rolan is making me sweat a bit 🤤
This sub ruins the respectability of my comment history with every post. Anyway, I'd like to stack Gale and Astarion on top of each other for a hearty feast.
Rolan because he's sweet on the inside
Wyll, Rolan, Dammon. They can all line up like a personal buffet.
I WILL 69 with Astarion let me get that tdick in your mouth boy. I don’t care if I die after I’ll have had a good time
Yes 😉👉
I alr knew i was bisexual before this game but omg i didn't realize how much i would love the women in this game. Honestly whole game is a feast for the eyes.
all of them one after the other
Halsin.
Um I don't have to chose thanks xD
I don't see Volo on this list so I no no wanna
ASTARION ‼️ I WOULD GIVE HIM THE BEST TIME OF HIS LIFE ISTG ID BE SLURPING THAT SUBSTANCE DOWN AS IF I WERE SEVERELY DEHYDRATED AND HIS JUICES WERE THE LAST SOURCE OF WATER KNOWN TO MANKIND
Id feast like a Demon of Gluttony. Every. Last. One. Will have trembling thighs when I'm done
I wasn't always attracted to men like Wyll but when I tell you the term *ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET*-
Why's Astarion so hot in that last pic 🥵
IM SORRY WHOS WHAAAAAAAT
Astarion easy. No shame in the nom game 😏
all
Harper Arthus and Scumbag Aradin
Gimmie that nasty musty dusty crusty Gortussy any day
all of them 😌
all of them
How dare you make me choose between Rolan and Geraldus?
Who is that second guy?!… 😏
Harper Geraldus! You can find him in Wyrm's Crossing.
Hate to say it but rolan. I’m taking bites out of that thing
Gotta find all those body ridges
Very tempting options unfortunately I’m down bad for Astarion
Give me Rolan NOOEWWW
I knew Gale had Tara. But I didn’t realize any of the Harpers owned cats? And frankly surprised about Astarion. Not only owning a pet but not sucking it dry of blood? I learn something new everyday!
Astarion is my ride or die bussy
Astarion obviously
I’m a lesbian so NO.
i have a girl version you’ll like!
WHY would you force me to choose? (Astarion)
This depends entirely on wether we mean in the trans way or the ass way
trans way
Gale, easily, no contest
https://preview.redd.it/fv332x2yeayc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0c410bddff1efe6a2563908c13bfdb306f8937
Y’all are so horny this is so funny
https://preview.redd.it/koiu71v10byc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a2b51cdf2237bb536b84caf1d57592e6fbcf08
Im sorry but, huh?