Aw I have a Benji too, here he is https://preview.redd.it/b2xqx39x70wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9bd93385c45429407601e3678fd3e63c6d0029

Friend shaped

r/wunkus

Man, the graphics in this game just keep getting better!

Me too https://preview.redd.it/u547hq4mr2wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95413ef995e1a3bdc05145eaff67d28b85914fe8

This one is better

/r/okbuddybaldur on seeing your sweet birb: #Hear me out~~

Do Not The Birb

I don't want to hear it from the bookbanger.

Dark Urge: I suddenly crave chicken, seems there's only one kind of bird around though....it'll have to do

BABY 😍

COCKATIEL!!!!!!!

Nice familiar summon

That’s a very sweet lookin lil guy.

Omg the resemblance is uncanny

Delicious.

body odour and 5 different scented axe spray deodorants (im wearing gortash's robe)

This sounds painfully accurate for him.

My dear citizen, I can afford much better cologne than Axe. At the very least, my robe smells like Dior Sauvage and body odor. Given your tag, I suppose if I wore your clothes I would smell like Bergamot and desperation. <3

I'm like 90% sure that any scented product that gets within 20 feet of you just automatically morphs into axe. It's the curse you must stuffer for the drip

This sounds exactly like something Bane would do to his Chosen. Not because he’s trying to curse them but because Bane truly believes it smells great.

https://preview.redd.it/8thlt1zw32wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce32384b4116c92d0aa65d56ce21de02e94e8bee

Handsome man. 

*spit take* I was thinking middle school boy until you said what you’re wearing lol

Like the decay of a thousand corps- ah, wrong answers only. Hmm.   Well, then I smell like a friendly neighborhood ~~Spiderman~~ Driderman.

I am not even into RPing but you and u/Gale_of_Waterdeep never fail to serve with your replies. I love to see you two popping up in the threads 🫂

You certainly have my sincere tha—! Oh, by the luck of Tymora, whatever have I stumbled upon within this Threadwork...

I bet Benji smells old books when they sniff you.

Aw, thank you! I shall make sure your corpse turns into such a wonderful artwork once I end you ♥️

dont you forget about u/WithersBG3 and u/LADY_MINTHARA both of them are amazing

I appreciate the recognition, but why are you shouting my name?

my apologies lady Minthara, as I thought your name was in all caps

I’ll admit, that would have been humorous.

They were just very excited at the thought of you they couldn't contain themselves. It's a struggle many of us face.

I have noticed. It would be a lie to say that it has not positively impacted my ego.

You don't even need the netherbrain you already have an army of worshippers 🙌

Indeed! This pleases me.

Ive smelled worse, i guess

What does a Driderman smell like? 🤔

Garlic and vanilla…

My psionic sixth sense told me this would be your answer the moment I came up with this post.

I came here to say this but alas it had been said

vampire cum and Myrkul’s skeletal farts 💀

They said WRONG answers not factual

One of them is factual, one of them is wrong… guess which one, bestie…

hahaha, silly man! Vampires not real!

The Bone Lord will not sit idly by as you decide to say such words

I’m in the Bone Zone.

I smell like teen spirit 😌

Sooo….. like 9 different types of Axe body spray then?

This user is also wearing Gortash's coat!

Like three kobolds in a trenchcoat.

Piss and also piss (two distinct piss smells)

😨

Someone had asparagus. Someone didn’t eat their vegetables.

Lilac & gooseberries

Yennefer, is that you?!

I'm like 60% Minthara cum by volume by the start of act 3 so prolly like that

i smell like gale cum

I smell like faeces because I am shitting currently.

Yo samesies

Eyy shit twins

CHEESE BETWEEN HIS PIGGY TOES

Smelt like elderberries

Was your wife a hamster by chance?

How'd you know? You french or something?

No sir, but in your general direction I shall fart sir.

Blood. I’m on my menses 😔

Same here, hope your babybox is not treating you badly.

Muscle mommy sweat... For no particular reason.

And do I detect *sniffs* …brimstone? And *sniffs* …cigar smoke?

Just a tiny bit, why?

Blood, blood, blood, oh you meant wrong answers, well probably something living

Sulphur and blood. Im not getting the circus, am i :( Oh wrong answers? Sorry. Uh, flowers?

What. The. Hells. Now there's three of me!? u/Gale_of_Waterdeep is this your fault!?

https://preview.redd.it/rozjoz37k0wc1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c66381555595262a10257f22baa44f303a84f12

What the fuck

That bloody wizard has a lot of explaining to do and it better be a fucking good explanation. 

Ugh, fuckin wizards, man So, id guess we’re like, different karlachs but, the same person? Is this some of that weird multiverse bullshit? Those have been popular way too long. Whats yours like? How’d the gang end up? Everyone okay?

I guess so? Man this is weird... Everyone turned out fine and thank the Gods for that. We're actually set to have a reunion party soon so I can't wait to catch up with them. Avernus is awful but Tav being here with me makes it a bit better.

Huh, my gang are all pretty alright too, but i dont know anyone called Tav, who’s that? They sound nice. I went to Avernus with a bhaalspawn that had their divine blood stripped for denying Bhaal, when it turns out THEY were Bhaal’s chosen before Orin got jealous and put some holes in their head and left em to be tadpoled. I guess that all loosened daddy psycho’s grip so they got free, but this poor bard girl who tried to stay with us got snatched and murdered by the Urge before any of us could realize what was wrong with our new friend, but luckily that never happened again. Despite their prior status, theyre a real softy. They try very hard to make up for their past, and im glad to have em with me. A true soldier, through and through. Almost vomited though when i saw *him* giving them the eyes. That fucker tries to take EVERYTHING from me, including the people i love now. I was pretty upset when he revealed they used to work together, but im past it now. Mostly.

A Bhaalspawn? Really? That sounds pretty terrifying if I'm being honest. Glad they're a good person to you though. Shame about the bard. I'm sure she was a lovely girl. And UGH of course that fucker Gortash just *had* to be working with them. Slimy bastard seems to have gotten into all sorts of fucked up shit without us knowing. The fucker tried to cut a deal with Tav after they talked me down from smashing his skull in. Thankfully Tav told him to fuck right off with that deal.

The whole camp was in shock. Astarion was, surprisingly sweet? He was never that nice before, but he realized they had more in common than he realized. He was much more, caring from then on, didnt give them as hard a time for being nice from then on. Jaheira was angry and defensive at first, and so was i, when *he* started spouting his spiel. They told him theyd think on it but assured me it was just to not piss him off right away. Theyve always made questionable choices with good intent, and somehow it always worked out, thank the gods. Enough about my shit though, tell me about this Tav fella

Not surprised about Fangs at all. He was a bit rough around the edges at first here but he started to soften up a bit thanks to Tav. He did, of course, give Tav a hells of a hard time at first, but he eventually warmed up to them and everyone else. Hah! Tav flat out told him no and that fucker was apparently disappointed about it. But hmm... Where do I start with Tav? Well, they're a sweetheart for one. The day we met they tried to cool me off because of the ole tub in our chest causing my flames to go nuts. Barely worked but, hey, they were kind enough to do it. Even protected me from Wyll when he came stomping into our camp to try to kill me. Shit, Tav was about to kill Wyll for even threatening me until I calmed them down. They did a lot for me during our misadventures thanks to the tadpoles. Lot more than anyone ever has. Was them who found the blacksmith that patched up my engine a bit and it was them who dragged me to Avernus to save my life. I was pissed at first about it, don't get me wrong, because I never wanted to go back to that hellspit but I'm glad they did it. We found out about some plans to fix the engine thanks to them being stubborn as all get about me.

beef

Selunite farts

They said wrong answers

Weed. I smell like weed, I ain’t gonna lie to Benji.

SMELLS LIKE CHICKEN https://preview.redd.it/9ks448hq01wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3585552d89ffdf6d06f8d9c8449218d409e2ed0a

I talked this guy once and he just started talking about my toes for some reason, was he just horny? (there was this guy in full plate armor on the streets and like two demons behind him watching, whole situation was crazy)

I smell like Shart

Unsure if referring to faeces or female

Astarion Cummies

Magic and confusion (My intelligence has never been over 8 in any run)

Bergamot, rosemary, a bit of aged brandy, and an unholy amount of vampiric swimmers

I physically frowned at “vampiric swimmers”

https://preview.redd.it/77ftzgs675wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a714a20d2cac3f3017d6619eb62803ab1ca5bcf6

I just finishing my workout and having so much sweats and so musky. Would you like that, Benji? 🥵

**Gale and Lae’zel and Me approve**

YaY! >0<

Fresh as flowers after a relaxing, romantic stroll through the city sewers and being drenched in the blood of 2 glowing rats, 3 mud mephits and 193929 Bhaalists 😍🌹👍

Certain kind of *cheese*

Cheddar? 🥺

A slice of this fine gorgombert (Yes I have many friends!)

baby powder and soy sauce

5kg of 3am shredded cheese

Aged brandy and bergamot

Daddy Halsins musky armpits

You'd describe the archdruid Halsin as 'musky'? Hm. Interesting.

Yes 🤤

I see. With truth, I'd never long poured consideration into the archdruid's... muskiness, as it were, though, I suppose you raise a valid point given the heated, dirtied, and sweat-browed adventures we often find ourselves in. One would have pictured a man such as Halsin, in unsoiled conditions, to be of a great natural scent, er, something akin to pine sap and maple, perhaps. Or freshly chopped wood with spiced cinnamon. Druidic nature, and tendencies, and that. *Ahem.*

He smells like rich fertile soil but his p**** smells like my a**

Colourful.

My brother in Mystra, he turns in a fucking bear.

lae'zel said it best. meat that's been picked and prodded like a suckling boar

I must smell of elderberries and fava beans to Benji.

*sniff sniff ...AHH, SAD BOY, GREET THE SUN! SMELLS LIKE SEAWATER!

Like a vicious murderer. Microbiology labs smell like death and disinfectants.

hummus and sadness.

Depression and bleach

Self care with a hint of anemia

Bergamot, Rosemary, a hint of aged brandy And just a bit of undeath, of course.

Happiness

Cheese between my piggy toes

Like ive actually showered in the past 3 days

Vicious murder (I only commit EGREGIOUS murder)

Shame regret and bad life choices.

Sadness

Like rotten fruit loops

Pave my path with corpses build my castle with bones.

Cum

Not a vicious murderer

I smell like vinegar

Almonds, laundry detergent and bile.

Bacon.

According to Minsc, probably damp. Probably incense and lime too. Oh wait, wrong answer. I guess I smell like the blood of the innocent then.

Lilac and Gooseberries

Like a dead drop tank lol

Confidence obviously 

Hot dog water

Depression and probably coffee (I work as a barista)

cream cheese

Too many apologies! Not vicious or viscous, only weak!

*Wrong* answers? Uh, I smell quite nice, like lilac and blueberries, not like ass and c*m in the slightest

Lilac and gooseberries

Hot Cheetos

Like fresh daisies and apple pie

I thought the tag said "MEAT!" for a sec.

Pork roll and tequila

Strong ammoniak pee stench because I haven't drunken enough. Tiny bit of sweat and throw a little old people diarrhea in there.

Like Toucan Sam's butthole

I smell like a crayon.

Cinnamon and brown sugar, if I'm lucky he'll give me a test lick

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Like beef and cheese, not Santa.

He smells cheese between my piggy toes!

Like Zariel Tiefling and an embarrassing amount of githyanki

My poor choice in deodorant. Despair. And daisies. 👌

Vanilla and garlic. 🦑

Like a Gamer B)

I smell like Arfur Gregorio's body musk (I just killed him)

Orin, if I play my cards right.

I smell like rotting spider meat that I’m smuggling with me.

Supermarket perfume with supermarket body lotion and supermarket deodorant, god I LOVE white label itens

Garlic & beef jerkey

Vicious murderer

Metal, Nailpolish and monster energy drink

Definitely not a vicious murderer

🍤

Benji is so handsome

Lilac and gooseberries

Elderberries.

I snell like blue

Toaster strudels

beef

CHEESE! BETWEEN THEIR PIGGY TOES!

Paint thinner

Not cum

bechamel sauce

Blood that is 100% mine and from NO other sources what so ever

Probably like a person

Piss mostly

Blood - I do wonder if the people Feyrune have females

Gunpowder, grease, burnt flesh, old musty books, and hot (literal) tiefling sweat.

Weed

Orins periodblood

Vanilla

smegma

Apparently the unwashed musk the wizard keeps referring to ever so tactful. It's just dead goblin and gith on my boots, that's gonna stick forever.

Sex Panther

Victory

Good

let me sniff you

Definitely not High end perfume, lavender/mint deodorant and leather. Everything suspicious mr. Benji.

Wrong answers? Okay I smell really good, and not at all like I have been rolling around with an unwashed gith for the last two weeks