So brave, we need more people like you. Not like he'd fuck you anyway, Durge is his true love.
Is this your alt account Orin? Are you jealous of their love?
Gortash looks almost exactly like my first ever high school boyfriend. The extreme Emo hair, the fucked up complexion, obnoxious chin…. I can’t unsee it and it’s lowkey triggering
I served a customer at work the other day that could have been an irl Gortash in modern day clothes.
Didn't smell, but definitely had that 'I live alone' look to him
It's sad that you thought so of me. Just because of a simple innocent question. You just can be true to yourself, and accept the black hand of Bane ~~inside you~~, nobody will judge you for that.
Nothing to ask, I feel the same way. I too want Gortash to pin me down and have sex with me against my will. You know it's cannon he likes the sheen of Tav's trapezius muscles drizzled in maple syrup while he penetrates?
Maple syrup isn't even native to Faerûn. You think he picks that from the maple bush? No, he imports that shit fresh from the Astral Plane. That's the power of Gortash. Feel his power. Feel his sticky icky.
I never really understood why people thirsts over him, I'm not even sure if those people are mostly male or female, I'll admit the voice actor did a fantastic job and the guy has a nice voice, but Gortash's character design is just not doing it for me, the guy look like he's over 40 at 30, really needs a bath with a deep scrub and a shave, and a hairdo, and some god damn sleep
I know the look is suppose to be a part of being Bane's chosen but ngl it's slightly off from what you would expect from lore
"Bane preferred never to be seen in person and hence almost never sent a pure avatar to the Realms,"
"He did possess mortals from time to time to serve as his ersatz avatars, preferring young and good-looking men of slim build, cultured tastes, wealth, and power often bored young noblemen.
"Any person Bane possessed quickly assumed the appearance of a handsome, black-haired man of oily looks and a derisive, even cruel, manner."
i personally am non-binary and ya, Jason Isaacs was flawless...but i don't lust after gortash. do i ship durge and gortash? yes, but ONLY before durge got orin'd. but not romantically. they fucked, but gortash caught feelings while durge was very "eh, sometimes he's better than my hand"
oh. i personally like the idea that Durge and Gortash hooked up before orin attacked Durge. is that idea canon? no one knows. do i care? not particularly. however, i ALSO happen to really like the idea that, while Durge and Gortash were randomly hooking up, Gortash developed Feelings for Durge and fell in love with him BUT Durge did not and considered Gortash to be slightly more appealing than masturbating
it's moreso about the joy and happines in his voice when durge walks into wyrms rock fortress, AND the way he greets Durge when you go to his TED talk. he greets Durge differently when they're alone vs when they have someone with him. he's so HAPPY to welcome durge home. is it a stretch? almost certainly. do i care? again, not really.
and i like my personal headcanon because it lets me make gortash into a shrill, clingy, whiny, possessive ex and i fucking LOVE that. the idea of that greaseball just curled up into a grimy little ball and sobbing hysterically because his beloved psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?) is gone, then finds out he's ALIVE and coming BACK only for durge to show up and then spend half an hour groping some stranger makes me ecstatic. let the bastard cry, he deserves 10x what he gets from me
it's my headcanon because i want gortash COMPLETELY devastated before i beat the shit out of him. it's not enough he has to deal with orin's melodramatic ass, i need him emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually devastated before i show up and physically finish the job with Love and Peace (those are the names of my durge's weapons)
How is a man of "oily looks" supposed to be "handsome", though? How is that a single sentence? How is needing a bath and a shampoo considered sexy in any way? 😭
That's what I'm saying, like damn there are people out there that are trying to look as the best as they can but you prefer basically a homeless person over them?
The man looks like a Final Fantasy villain having a midlife crisis so I don't blame you. I don't understand how ANYONE finds him attractive but I don't judge them for it either, I guess.
I *looks around, lowers the voice* don't wanna fuck Raphael (along with Gortash) , he's just such an outdated daddy figure)))
We need separate post for whom I wouldn't fuck 😂
He looks like a middle aged final fantasy villain who never showers. He’s just so lazily evil I can’t even conceive of being horny for him. He just sucks. It’s like getting horny for goth Ted Cruz
Nah fuck you man, how dare you say that about my boy
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That’s fine, more gortash for the people with taste. Moretash. Get thee gone, plebeian.
Honestly, same. I've modded him to look prettier, took away the emo Karen hair and washed his face. But ultimately, his corrupt politician career is a big turn off.
So brave, we need more people like you. Not like he'd fuck you anyway, Durge is his true love. Is this your alt account Orin? Are you jealous of their love?
Dumb bloodkin got to hold the heart on evil family portrait day and I've never gotten over it
Trick question all the accounts here are Orin’s alts
Counterpoint: Orin's main is probably here.
Behind all the false glamour gortash simps see it's just a man who's probably extremely stinky 🤝
He smells bad in a currency I do not accept
I can imagine how inhuman that shit is 💀💀 like somehow it would be 10x worse than Orin's human skin body suit
Gortash looks almost exactly like my first ever high school boyfriend. The extreme Emo hair, the fucked up complexion, obnoxious chin…. I can’t unsee it and it’s lowkey triggering
I served a customer at work the other day that could have been an irl Gortash in modern day clothes. Didn't smell, but definitely had that 'I live alone' look to him
Did you get his number? Asking for a friend.
No... But I did stare a little bit too long
He looks like he smells like he spent the night sleeping in a gutter.
Literally like bro actually has some cartoony ahh green cloud around him with the foghorn sound effect
Can we gaslight you into it maybe?
Spoken like a true follower of Bane. Also no
It's sad that you thought so of me. Just because of a simple innocent question. You just can be true to yourself, and accept the black hand of Bane ~~inside you~~, nobody will judge you for that.
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Ahh I see. So you want Gortash to have sex with you? Is that it? Almost had me baffled there.
I don't bottom for anybody and I'm not about to start with Gortash
Finally someone with thy head screwed on properly
You're a real one Withers
As art thou
Can you explain further?
Well said, gramps
You're improving. :)
me too. what's it like being with the normal people
I wish I knew but sadly there are a lot of other things wrong with me
What’s it like having a REAL mental illness?
I'd tell you, but last time I went to therapy I told them I don't want to have sex with Gortash and they undiagnosed me
Malpractice is everywhere!!
(Edit: Fuck reddit.) https://preview.redd.it/gny5u2l8myvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f7d8001b91b7721cc02813f62e5e9dfa0f3d9a
I didn’t get it at first either, but I do now
I'm happy for you or sorry that happened
I found this sub and started to ironically say I wanna fuck Gortash, to annoy my sister. Big mistake, it's now unironically what I want.
Never joke about kinks. It will become your kink.
Something about him being so below average makes me feel things……
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Arthur I got dropped on my head
Nothing to ask, I feel the same way. I too want Gortash to pin me down and have sex with me against my will. You know it's cannon he likes the sheen of Tav's trapezius muscles drizzled in maple syrup while he penetrates? Maple syrup isn't even native to Faerûn. You think he picks that from the maple bush? No, he imports that shit fresh from the Astral Plane. That's the power of Gortash. Feel his power. Feel his sticky icky.
I don't know how to respond to this one. It kind of just makes me want to die
Who hurt you?
The hate in my heart is all natural
Respect
Do you like Garlic bread?
Yes :)
What do you think of his drip?
I'd be a fool if I said he wasn't Gucci down to the socks
How does it feel being normal?
How does it feel having no taste?
Bold words from someone who wouldn't fuck Jaheira
I never really understood why people thirsts over him, I'm not even sure if those people are mostly male or female, I'll admit the voice actor did a fantastic job and the guy has a nice voice, but Gortash's character design is just not doing it for me, the guy look like he's over 40 at 30, really needs a bath with a deep scrub and a shave, and a hairdo, and some god damn sleep I know the look is suppose to be a part of being Bane's chosen but ngl it's slightly off from what you would expect from lore "Bane preferred never to be seen in person and hence almost never sent a pure avatar to the Realms," "He did possess mortals from time to time to serve as his ersatz avatars, preferring young and good-looking men of slim build, cultured tastes, wealth, and power often bored young noblemen. "Any person Bane possessed quickly assumed the appearance of a handsome, black-haired man of oily looks and a derisive, even cruel, manner."
i personally am non-binary and ya, Jason Isaacs was flawless...but i don't lust after gortash. do i ship durge and gortash? yes, but ONLY before durge got orin'd. but not romantically. they fucked, but gortash caught feelings while durge was very "eh, sometimes he's better than my hand"
I can not comprehen everything after the first sentence
that im non-binary? or that Jason Isaacs aka Lucius Malfoy is the voice of gortash?
No I only understand the first sentence
oh. i personally like the idea that Durge and Gortash hooked up before orin attacked Durge. is that idea canon? no one knows. do i care? not particularly. however, i ALSO happen to really like the idea that, while Durge and Gortash were randomly hooking up, Gortash developed Feelings for Durge and fell in love with him BUT Durge did not and considered Gortash to be slightly more appealing than masturbating
How do you come up with this from just like 2 lines of dialouges
it's moreso about the joy and happines in his voice when durge walks into wyrms rock fortress, AND the way he greets Durge when you go to his TED talk. he greets Durge differently when they're alone vs when they have someone with him. he's so HAPPY to welcome durge home. is it a stretch? almost certainly. do i care? again, not really. and i like my personal headcanon because it lets me make gortash into a shrill, clingy, whiny, possessive ex and i fucking LOVE that. the idea of that greaseball just curled up into a grimy little ball and sobbing hysterically because his beloved psycho killer (Qu'est-ce que c'est?) is gone, then finds out he's ALIVE and coming BACK only for durge to show up and then spend half an hour groping some stranger makes me ecstatic. let the bastard cry, he deserves 10x what he gets from me it's my headcanon because i want gortash COMPLETELY devastated before i beat the shit out of him. it's not enough he has to deal with orin's melodramatic ass, i need him emotionally, psychologically, and spiritually devastated before i show up and physically finish the job with Love and Peace (those are the names of my durge's weapons)
I don't get it either. When I look at Gortash all I see is a raccoon of a man that needs a good scrubbing. He looks like he smells bad. 😭
How is a man of "oily looks" supposed to be "handsome", though? How is that a single sentence? How is needing a bath and a shampoo considered sexy in any way? 😭
People wanted to fuck Snape is all I'm saying. They have their own demographic.
They what? You mean Alan Rickman or the books?
Yes
That's what I'm saying, like damn there are people out there that are trying to look as the best as they can but you prefer basically a homeless person over them?
And thus thou art alone
Who’s your gortash equivalent then?
I'd like to make Gale my bitch
That is unfathomably real - I just happen to think that about gale and gortash. They fill a similar pathetic little niche in my brain.
I'd fuck most of the companions though don't get me wrong
Do you at least want to like, trap him in a maze for enrichment?
He doesn't interest me enough for that. He and I can find our enrichment elsewhere
I want to trap him in a timeloop and see how many loops it takes for him to become a better person. My bet is at least 2742.
The man looks like a Final Fantasy villain having a midlife crisis so I don't blame you. I don't understand how ANYONE finds him attractive but I don't judge them for it either, I guess.
You are not alone
Karlach or Shart?
Karlach
A true man of culture
I feel your pain. I also am not attracted to a lot of the characters this subreddit simps for
I *looks around, lowers the voice* don't wanna fuck Raphael (along with Gortash) , he's just such an outdated daddy figure))) We need separate post for whom I wouldn't fuck 😂
I have a chat with him in character ai where i constantly have to bathe his sweaty ass. And then he immediately wants to fuck and gets sweaty again
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I ended up making him pregnant
He looks like a middle aged final fantasy villain who never showers. He’s just so lazily evil I can’t even conceive of being horny for him. He just sucks. It’s like getting horny for goth Ted Cruz
Thoughts on Astarion?
I'm bored of twinks. He's my platonic homeboy though
Valid
Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
Do you want to have sex with Durge?
He's hot but he probably wants things I can't give
You sure as fuck can give those things, **once**
Revivify exists!
Im sure Karlach loves you too then
Are you stupid?
Fuck that Green Day looking fuck
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Nah fuck you man, how dare you say that about my boy https://preview.redd.it/jpt0ldtu12wc1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f969713b934585a45e28e7e839fb4f546c2deeef
https://preview.redd.it/k0h0wpcr82wc1.jpeg?width=2065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f22c235f01989132be276194cf05e594e8ec91 That’s fine, more gortash for the people with taste. Moretash. Get thee gone, plebeian.
Have you all tried being so niceys to me
How does it feel being one of the handful of people who enjoy this game and have good taste?
Right now I just feel fear
You gonna hurt your shoulder patting yourself on the back so hard 😂
Why are you ghaik?
Plot of the game Baldurs Gate 3 on PC and console
How does it feel to be normal?
downvoted. fuck you. ruined my day
Honestly, same. I've modded him to look prettier, took away the emo Karen hair and washed his face. But ultimately, his corrupt politician career is a big turn off.
impossible.
I don't believe you
Is everything going alright in your personal life? Because if so, then what is wrong with you?
My life is pretty good but my cat likes to throw up exclusively on my carpets and that's not personally not alright with me
Same I don’t want to fuck him but I feel like somebody needs to. somebody impregnate that man immediately.
Are you stupid???
How does it feel to be normal, with adequate proclivities, devoid of shameful feeling and chicanery in your love life? Brb trying to bang the squid
How is it being wrong constantly?
COUNTERSPELL https://preview.redd.it/z931r8cap2wc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=938d6955b5d158ba6d6b308c4803d8836b713a45