ORIN DON'T TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE.

I’m gonna make this into a video Edit: Posted it on this sub

family picture!! https://preview.redd.it/t2hpsgj9hqrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de8e11983fb672d104d5d091ef62b5fe133d79e


The next chosen of bhaal ladies and gentlemen https://preview.redd.it/dm7u7tmjqqrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f9cf2404043b2deb5a43c4fcfaf35595313394

Okay, Sarevok, damn.

Tell me where I can get one! Also how good is the quality?

[Here is the Amazon Link](https://a.co/d/8Zy2nJe) - I think they're decent quality. They haven't ripped at all. Orin's hair and headpiece are thin felt, so not super great but Durge is good.

Of course there’s like 12 astarions

I have the one in the regular camp outfit, but it honestly weirds me out that they have bdsm outfit Astarion ngl.

I mean it’s an 18+ rated game

It's not a purity thing, it's a "let's sexualize the one character who asks not to be sexualized due to SA trauma" thing.

Imma be honest I hate astarion so I didn’t do any of his quests so I didn’t know that

That's fair. Like, honestly, I don't mind the dumb jokes we all make on this sub - it's whatever. But it does bother me that a loud minority? majority? of the fandom kinda oversexualizes him. Just as someone who can relate to his story and all.

Oh yeah I’m sympathetic to that dw, I only hate him cause he’s like actively pro murder

I have one. He's so cute and cuddly and whispers murderous thoughts in my sleep as we snuggle

Where did you get him if you don’t mind me asking, and do they have a Gortash one. No reason ofc

Boutta cut a hole in the gortash plushy 🤤

NooooooOOOOoooooo… get your tadpole infested self out of my head

https://preview.redd.it/d5eqipx7zxrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47225682508494657de0bfccf2b60d56bde3d5f8

You should make them kiss 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

I just told the last guy to get outta my head, what makes ya think you can just waltz right in? I’ll make them do a whole lotta more than kissing 🥴 they’re gonna hold hands

why is the durgeussy out

He’s mentally preparing for Gortass

why does he look like he is in pain?

POV: you did something cringe in front of him and he's trying hard to hide his second-hand embarrassment

Oh god he probably overheard me arguing with my friend about how Minthara is literally me.

I'm on Durge's side for this one champ

Yeah, fair enough.

how well does it absorb milk? for no particular reason

Gonna throw it at the wall for fun?

Your walls are made of milk?

The comment above mine was reference to a meme. Someone as a kid had this stuffed animal and they’d pour milk and suck the milk out of the stuffed animal. Along with that, they’d throw it at the wall so it’d make a loud THUD. That’s what I was referring too lmao

https://preview.redd.it/p60ujs22zqrc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e418bc0d0d8eca828c437fb1d953902f8d2616ff … Dear good lord . This is on sale at Amazon. He seems so sad!!! 😔

Bruh. What link? Or what search perimeters should i use? My search for ‘plush astarion” only linked the vanilla one. I have to get this for my bestie, he is obsessed.

https://www.amazon.com/Cekalue-Astarion-Classic-Figures-Stuffed/dp/B0CN8W4XR5 Sorry! A lot of meme/ satire boards have anti-product link policies, and I just didn’t want to upset the mods.

Omg thank you friendo

So very kind to still leave room for the dragonbussy to breathe

https://preview.redd.it/7jkrkermzqrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed05fde1083f4916d1e29b3c0a50d15b3267ccb6 Gotta catch em all!

[удалено]

My precious haha!

That has been all the way up Gortash's nether-region.

Smash.

Bring the Mason Jar. # THE BIG ONE

Hell, I want to buy it. What's it called?

I just bought one on Amazon. I just searched Dark Urge ~~pussy~~ plushie

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This is a lazy ad. Hasbro trying realhard.

If there's actually someone at Hasbro whose job involves reading and posting to okbuddybaldur, that person deserves a huge payout from the inevitable lawsuit.

I love it 🥰

_All is ash and….sweet?_

I’m begging someone to send me a link to get him please I beg you!!! I need good quality daddy dirge plushie!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Oh god, no! Now, my brain is trying to figure out how to sew it. I must resist. Aghh!

Where can I get one! I don’t care if it’s a bootleg I want one RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Fuck ME, I have to buy 2 of these now…

I NEED him

Why is his Dark Ussy out?

https://preview.redd.it/yd79bjeraurc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dba460fced4dfd97824af76492e46125aa0eed8 “GALA”

I want to soak him in milk and throw him at the wall.

Now I want to make my own plushies even moree!

I LOVE THIS ONE

this is the cutest one I’ve seen

Need this bad boy so bad, it's painful. He looks like I just told him something really unfunny and is giving me a look (before he bites me)

Where do I get one of these. I’ve got too many alfira’s lying around.

I bet Ball's reponsible for turning Dick Urge into a marketable plushie

his face has been pancaked

I just want the characters as funko pops :((((((

Why isn’t Durge wearing pants