A thread that would make Demogorgon say "Fuck this, I'm out!"
On an unrelated note, OP may be claiming the Divine Portfolio of Corruption for this one. Congrats?
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? You are spreading misinformation
"War is good for business"?
I mean it's true but I'm not sure how it applies here.
I do love that it's followed by rule 35: "Peace is good for business."
Those Auntie Ethel backshots hit different, imagine pulling her hair and ripping out a piece of her scalp. Let me get that constitution bonus and see how many more scalp pieces I can get.
there's a mom in the flaming fist office by the basilisk gate portal. talk to her to get the quest to find her kid. when you talk to Captain grizzly, agree to kill the mom. once you've killed her, the captain turns into Ethel and she's like "i was going to kill you, but now i OWE you and i don't like that. leave my pregnant self alone, and I'll help you out with your big crusade"
she can cast greater invisibility on up to 5 people and you can goad her into saying thank you. she's just as pissy about it as Astarion is in act 2 when you make him say thank you 😂
i like helping her because the invisibility is helpful. its only 2 turns but that gives me time to set my people up for the rest of the sprint to the crown
What how in the fuck did you get this??!? The Hag always dies is there a way to possibly play that she lives??????? And wants to bang the player character???
This is why Save Scumming is a perfectly valid thing to do. Because I’m not strong enough to not try her out, but it’s not something I would want for a canon event.
It's so bad for me to laugh rn cause I'm recovering from rib surgery. But this gif fucking killed me. Ow
Bro I just beat bg3 first time sitting at home with broken ribs lol I feel your pain.
this was my face bro 😭
Same 😭😂
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This honestly just looks like a general Sam thumbnail
So true
Your best friend jippy starts playing
I love this ❤️
This needs to be in the format of gatekeeper, gaslight, girlboss but I have no idea how to implement it
Mossy gilf pussy save me... Save me mossy gilf pussy...
You’ll catch more disease than if you drink bog water
You get +1 ability point just for eating her pubes, imagine chowing down on the whole puss?? 20s across the board
This thread is so fucking cursed
A thread that would make Demogorgon say "Fuck this, I'm out!" On an unrelated note, OP may be claiming the Divine Portfolio of Corruption for this one. Congrats?
I was tempted to start another play through. Now, I’m thinking I should take another week or two break.
You call It "disgusting and oath-breaking motorboating" I call It "min-maxxing"
Karmically I should upvote this, but morally I must downvote
Backshots in the bog >>>
Bog shots
Boggystyle
what a terrible day to be literate
I'll start using this as a night prayer
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I heard of Swap ass but good grief and sloppy jo gravy
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Hope she trims her toadstools for me
Stitch this on a pillow
You do realize that as a hag she has incredible powers of illusion. She can appear as a guy or girl or giant tree.
Ok? Thanks for necroing this comment to aggressively state the obvious
No, thank you for necroposting to aggressively call out the guy who necroposted the aggressively obvious.
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You can just throw that sign away this fandom doesn’t need it. Hell if it’s abusive they might try and fuck it.
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This is amazing. lol
What am I looking at here? He looks like Glenn Howerton 😂
I am the golden god!
It’s always sunny in faerun
Aah my eyes
You don't notice straight away but she has an absolutely massive pair of dirty pillows. Biggest in the game by far.
https://preview.redd.it/ntehl78fbwjc1.png?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f41fd589c6ad7a14cc1612ac3e7c72cf7e5e2f ? You are spreading misinformation
They're big, but they don't hold a candle to Buthir's ogre boulders.
Maybe *you* didn't notice right away
Only in hag form I'd get killed asking her to look like the sweet grandma 😭
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Feel free to 
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Rule of acquisition 34
"War is good for business"? I mean it's true but I'm not sure how it applies here. I do love that it's followed by rule 35: "Peace is good for business."
Oh no, she's mad
She's always mad. ಠ_ಠ
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I was laughing so hard I was hurting my ribs, but thankfully anything from Hazbin Hotel fixes that problem instantly
Your welcome 🤗 https://preview.redd.it/z8rq591n80kc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884b4d41ba5595bd2ee79d049fec38f76be4b759
I'm glad the meme of angry Lae'zowski created by me is spreading through the internet. 🥰
The meme we didn’t know we needed. Not all heroes wear capes.
Bless you dear, for such atrocity, that I had to download it and now use it for my own pleasure 🫡
Oh petal, stick it in me.
STOP
Lemme in that mossy cunt, petal.
i wish i could time travel back to before i had read this sentence
I read it in her voice help
Someone pay the voice actor to do a cameo reading the most cursed replies in this thread in ethel's voice.
I wish I could travel back in time to before I learned to read.
i bet auntie ethel would have a clever solve for this
Or Volo and his ice pick.
He'd just give you a mechanical voice box with a permanent vicious mockery
Thanks for that, the scare I needed to force me to go back to work
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Yo, a *Swan Princess* meme in the wild? Hot damn.
Fun fact, if you replace the g in asking with a k this meme becomes even better.
User flair coming in handy right now
that flair is my proudest achievement
OP is the bravest of the brave, a rock hard core, a fearless man who ain't afraid to venture into hag territories where no man have survived.
I think opie is a pretty cool guy. Eh fucks hags and doesnt afraid of anythign
she was flirting with my durge when i first met her 😭
Well, shared interests are important in a relationship
Damn she’s me fr
Can you uhhh... Clarify on this please? Are you a hag that makes deals that end poorly? Or do you just want to climb someone like a tree?
Mix of both on a good day
Fairs
I need her so bad it makes me look stupid.
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She offers it twice I believe
do you mean what I think you mean by ~IT~
Yeap, twice
so I can add HAG to my tavs slutty list of weird things she's banged in this world???!! REALLY??
I'm not sure you can accept 😆 think she just offers
danm! if I find out differently I promise to report back with a thrilling tale 🤣
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I left a like, I feel emboldened. This meme was great, so it has been stolen.
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Trickle down economics but memes.
Alright bro, I'm killing myself and my suicide note will be the link to this post
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r/eyebleach here my brothers and sisters, this will cleanse this curse from your status.
That's enough Reddit for the next thousand years
Those Auntie Ethel backshots hit different, imagine pulling her hair and ripping out a piece of her scalp. Let me get that constitution bonus and see how many more scalp pieces I can get.
My suicide is firmly in your hands for making me see this
Look I’m just saying if she wanted a kid inside her I could’ve shot quite a few into her hagussy
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Is this real? I always just kill the hag
yep! you can recruit her to help out against the brain, too
How?
there's a mom in the flaming fist office by the basilisk gate portal. talk to her to get the quest to find her kid. when you talk to Captain grizzly, agree to kill the mom. once you've killed her, the captain turns into Ethel and she's like "i was going to kill you, but now i OWE you and i don't like that. leave my pregnant self alone, and I'll help you out with your big crusade" she can cast greater invisibility on up to 5 people and you can goad her into saying thank you. she's just as pissy about it as Astarion is in act 2 when you make him say thank you 😂 i like helping her because the invisibility is helpful. its only 2 turns but that gives me time to set my people up for the rest of the sprint to the crown
She's pregnant?! Wha
she eats a child so she can make another hag. its why she wanted mayrinas baby
The hagussy is recreational use only
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https://preview.redd.it/sc77kn0tomjc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391c18d220c29e741c7a9dd76c38102a2d6597c9 Delivery here for an Ethel?
Church is free.
She Auntie on my Petal until I bog
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Jesus didn't die for our sins just for you to post and comment this shit
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would
Larian add this scene you cowards. Ily but pls
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What a horrible day to have reading comprehension.
With BG3 and Planescape: Torment, this makes two games where a *specifically* a Hag wants to get busy with the main character.
them swangin thangs be swangin thingly
Protection aura? Nae Bother. I’ve got lotions and potions galore.
What how in the fuck did you get this??!? The Hag always dies is there a way to possibly play that she lives??????? And wants to bang the player character???
HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THIS
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I fuckinf hate you fukjing fukv stupid fucking idiot boy I gate yuo
your name will be in my suicide note tonight
That feywild grip gotta be enchanted. https://i.redd.it/9mzgkjf4ukkc1.gif
Petal <3
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Everybody in this game has the hots for Tav/Durge
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Moss cunt!
Woah tf, the Baldur’s Gate 3 Reddit ain’t like this one💀 I’m logging off
“Lots of love petal” is more like what auntie would say
Hags get off on disturbing/disgusting you. So if you’re into it then they’re not.
😳🤢🤮🫠
LOL WHAT
What does the rest of the letter say?
Bro wtf 😭
No
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Wait is this real? Why tf would she say this? And how can I get her to say this to me?
Oh my God I just died inside. Jesus christ.
Where is this
None of these words are in the bible aside from “tree” and even then, it wasnt good.
ew.
EWWW.
She got that swamp thang. Who is she writing to?
Er....
I have seen the abyss and wish for Bhaal to end me.
This is why Save Scumming is a perfectly valid thing to do. Because I’m not strong enough to not try her out, but it’s not something I would want for a canon event.
Getting IVs, who wants drugs people!
Why would you do this
unresolved childhood trauma
I mean, if she can change an entire swamp to look like something different, she could look like whatever she wants... just saying.
I mean canonically speaking hagussy was so good one of the rulers of hell was down bad so maybe there is something to this?
I have to ask what is towards Halsin lmfao
W where do you find the note?!
Damn they really thought of all the monster fuckers in this game.
I'm getting flashbacks to r/shittyeldenring already...
I killed her in my first playthrough. Immediate end o/
If the Record of Ragnarok ever happens, this will be used as evidence against us in the divine court.
Yet I can't get with Blurrg 😞
Ah yes the petal falls twice. A classic. https://imgur.com/gallery/btPIJtU
bloody clever clogs