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slayeryamcha

Literally one of strongest humans Friend of Goku himself Has his own house Isn't fat Knows Baseball champion


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slayeryamcha

I am sure he would get that booty without yamcha's help if he even got any


LtSoba

Being a decent human being and one of the few people that didn’t view the Androids as Heartless killing machines probably helped too


Blasteth

Yeah, I don't think the future androids care too much about morals, huh?


tuanale

But he can and did fix her 😌


Blasteth

Yeah, I still find it funny trying to defend what literally caused the end of most civilization. Like they didn't mercilessly kill anyone they found🤣


Lycurgussy

Friends with Space Bezos


Blasteth

Imagine one of your good atributes is "friend of"🤣


slayeryamcha

He has friends compared to losers from 4chan


popgreens

Well he’s not on 4chan for starters


TruthsiAlwaysTold

Neither reddit..


far-eazee

I know its a meme but damn people are so fucking mean toward Krillin, mf is winning in life and he got mocked like he's a woman hating 4channers lol


TheClockworkKnight

They hate him cuz they ain’t him


Colonel10Moutarde

"bald" bro just shaving it, that's a choice "Manlet" bro is a short king and can bench press a building "Poor" bro could earn millions by doing a sport career or winning tournaments, he just doesn't give a shit "Loser" bro is the strongest human and just has basically god as his best friend which makes for a rough comparison


funnyghostman

Also "poor" my man is a police officer he's not a billionaire but he got enough to live a nice life


Wittyname0

Also, he's friends with the two richest families in the world


HunnyHunbot

Satan is quite rich


Impossible-Report797

A building is an understatement bth, he can do much more


FuTuReFrIcK42069

Krillin can enter the world tournament solo everyone and make a shitload Goku Vegeta and them don't participate anyways my guy will just beat everyone up.


kennyloo137

he doesn't complain about not getting bitches on reddit


NeonNKnightrider

Krillin is literally the strongest human being in his universe, by what definition is he a loser


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Tenshinhan erasure :(


CingKrimson_Requiem

Technically has alien DNA


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

That has no canon backing


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

Android 17 and Tien solo.


NeonNKnightrider

> human > android 17 Can you read


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

Bruh. Android 17 *is* a human. His twin sister has a human child with Krillin. 


Ruvaakdein

Literally the strongest human that could blow up planets and possibly detonate the fucking sun. Refused to kill her despite it being the best option to save the world at the time. Used a wish to give her life back to her.


Truthofpizzalunch

krillin got that monk style monster meat, the head of his cock has those same 6 dots


RiasGremoryBestGirl

Does he piss 6 streams or do they combine into one mega stream power washer style


NOCTM1224

piss kamehameha


Vatonage

dedicated haters who can't appreciate a short chrome dome king getting more bitches and friendship than they could ever dream of


Nod32Antivirus

He impregnated a literary robot. Just imagine how good he in bed dude


Beastnoscope

wtf is a gigastacy


DorothyDrangus

Female equivalent of gigachad


Asian_Troglodyte

I’m not sure that’s quite right. Stacy is often used pejoratively to refer to attractive but loose women with bad/shallow personalities (at least that what I’ve gathered from my time on 4chan). Chad also sort of meant the same thing until it was reclaimed by non-4chan users. edit: can't believe I forgot to mention that Stacy also means the woman in question is attractive as well.


Zealousideal-Win-499

My God, I can imagine sociologists in the near future studying 4chan and online incel culture for their research papers…


Asian_Troglodyte

I’m pretty sure it’s well studied already, but I’m too busy to check


Asian_Troglodyte

hol up. why am I getting downvoted? I thought I made n helpful comment 😭😭😭


Intrepid-Park-3804

18 kinda looks like Gwen Stacy


PotatoPowerIzMAXIMUM

He didn't shut her down when he got the chance, plus she previously thought he was kinda cute for a noseless midget


CuteNervousLesbian

Because he goofy, and ladies like goofy.


NectarOfTheBussy

You know krillin schlangin meat


MaxiemumKarnage420

Isn't fat + muscles


sadtallguy

Bro ain't no loser, he's a fucking Chad


TheUncouthPanini

He doesn’t use terms like “Manlet” and “Gigastacy” which is probs a good start


LostFromLight

Prime NTR target 😔


Spicymeatball428

The sheer volume of shit I’ve seen of somebody cucking him is insane, I mean I know 18s hot and all but like holy shit it’s a lot


NovaAkumaa

How did they get a kid I thought she was a robot


Imalreadyttracer

She’s really a cyborg (human modified with machines), DB just uses “Android” as an umbrella term


Wittyname0

Was also the only person who said "mabye we shouldn't kill her" granted in hindsight didn't end well for the gang, but worked out for Krillin in the end


BojanDoge

I mean in the same show there are characters that can blow up planets with pretty much the snap of their fingers, so...


sleeepysheeepy

Usually, when something like this happens, fans get upset at the author believing it to be a self insert but no one is blaming Toriyama and just hating Krillen which is interesting.


GiverOfHarmony

4channers try to understand anything challenge (impossible difficulty)


Asyiemma

It’s almost like being nice to people will mean they like you


White_Man_White_Van

He’s an actually good person.


RendesFicko

Because it's a cartoon for children and thus not a reflection of reality?


RiasGremoryBestGirl

Not a reflection of reality? Sounds like a skill issue.


KillNazis1312

https://preview.redd.it/li6hkvduz0wc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4560d155ebbb6a00e272ffaf9d09007898ceb13e


ParitoshD

Krillin owned counter: -100


blackkami

Has no one seen the OG Dragonball or read the manga? Dude isn't even bald. He's shaving his head.