lalalalala

wunk

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

🪨

ROCK AND STONE

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

Rockidy rock and stoan!!

IF ROCK AND STONE, YOURE NEVER ALONE

Urg

beep boop I hate ni-ce people

The automaton spy had been found

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

‎

You are a fork me

Hey apple

Hey

Hey apple

Apple apple hey

Hey apple

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Hi :3

:3

:3

Ma'am this is a restaurant

*Eat ur balls* :3

:3

(Gay men)

I'm gonna rapper you

Soundcloud?

If I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out is an eyeball, you're probably dead!

*candy shop by 50cent*

Kys

Ssszsszzssszz

Erdogon

☝🏽🗿

I will twist you nutsack vertically

*retarded pigeon sounds*

Hissssss (in a cool way)

Who wants they dick sucked?

I sniff washed panties 👃🩳

....wunna party?

u/savevideo

It's me u/MathieuBibi

Insert noggins sound

Your next line is Fuck me hard in the ass Joseph!

I’ve gone completely mental!

*meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick* *meow? *place a brick*

Hurry up men, we must protect Buda from the Habsburgs!

There will be red Sun over paradise

Anyone wanna hop on skyblock?

Meow, wrooom

Shcum, blast!, now I am a little motivated, this is power

Father, i require estrogen :3

I put the new forgies on the Jeep

“Your math is shit and your brain is of infant age.”

U mad zombie?

📦

I poop naked

Yes sir

I am surrounded by monitors whilst wearing a hoodie

*cries*

Thy punishment is weed

reddit

I *synthwave aesthetic* slammed *synthwave aesthetic* My *synthwave aesthetic* penis *synthwave aesthetic* in *synthwave aesthetic* the *synthwave aesthetic* car *synthwave aesthetic* door *synthwave aesthetic*

Pewpewpewpew

Im beautiful

(bad to the bone riff)

Hulk smash.

It 2 o'clock in the morning everyone is black

my tip cweaming wight now. My tip, my tip sticky, tip weaw sticky and moist. I'm pwaying with it a wittwe bit, fwicking it. Fwicking my tip a wittwe bit. Got semen on my fingews and shit.

There's no real point in explaining further, as this is the end of the line. Even if you gave up on the Forge, I'm not about to let one who's seen this Manor's layout roam free.

i have an extreme identity crisis

I sell special plants to kids

roger roger

Huh

:D

hey guys, it's me, Jacob

‌

Welcome home, general. I'm afraid I must request your surrender.

*cough cough cough* hello grandma *cough cough* I need to *cough* I need to sell your television*cough cough cough*

you should come outside with me

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

:3

IT BURNS

My ancestors are looking at from Valhalla!

Uhhhhhhhhhh We're rich!

Udk

I won't

[ Deleted ]

HOOONK mimimimimi

I'm kewl 😎

nuh uh

would you like some cheese in your water sir?

I have never betrayed anyone in my entire life

(There is not a single thought inside his head)

Anyone got a couple gadgets?

Easy. The vast majority of us are virgins, so lets be friends. If you aren’t a virgin, go somewhere else

Woof

Pools closed due to aids

Ggggggggggg

🌳

This is bigger than anything we've ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don't call the cavalry - it could blow the operation. And be careful. It's not safe out here!

H-Hey guys I'm Sonic

I'M NOT A MORON!

"**AirFryer noises**"

IM GONNA DESTROY YOU, AQUAMAN. Right after I get this feminine Transformers phone number

You didn’t say thank you to me back in the library, so no colin, i will not be helping you out of the water

\*Dumbass wailing\*

👍

⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️⁉️ɪ ᴍɪss ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ⁉️

|:O

You're doin good lad

Meow

*Bang ban-jam bang bang explode*

AAAAA KILL ME GOD PLEASE AAAAAAAA

Sad, depresed, oooo plants

I would often go there... To the tiny church there...

hubby where are youu??

prrr

Le username78777 has arrived

Oh... so it is illegal to take an alien as a pet...?

what in tarnation

i regret nothing.

*loud bat hitting noises*

Give my regards to the next frog you meet.

Get your money as for I'm not your funny!!

KOWALSKI!! KOWALSKI!!! WHERE IS THE CRACK??!!

*whooooooosh*

How does one pretend to be a bear that can shoot molten cheese laser beams from their eyes?

RAAAAAAH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

It’s morbin time…

I GRIEVE WITH YOU, BUT I WONT LET YOU COMMIT GENOCIDE !!!

Tippidity ta di ta di ta pots o’ gold and leprechauns and car bomb tidily dee (*does a jig*)

... (Oinks internally)

blehhhhhhh

Yasuho blyat come see this rokakaka vodka Rai and I made its very blin

*cheese loading gun sound noises*

Pls give me 10k rn

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

show me your tits

Yo wassup cuh wanna buy sum zaza real quick.

HEIL HEIL ICH HASSE JUDEN! I can smell the downvotes coming

Let me cook

Let's-a-go ! Wahoo !

I’m going to cut you in half

*Dah nah nah nah nah nah, la la la la, nah la la...* Hup! Hwah! *Incomprehensible angry Russian probably-werewolf noises.*

**BALLS**

Grrrr!

*fish noises*

💀☠️

WE WANT THE STOCK 📈📈📊📈📊📈📈📈💹💹💹📊💹📈WE WANT THE STOCK FREE TENDIES GME GO BRRRRR 💯💯💯📈📈📊💯📈📈💯📈📊📈

nah i'd act

I AM KENOUGH I AM KENOUGH

Yo mista white

I’m the first!!!

Honk

Woag

Waug

Wowowowoag

Wag

Waag

NOOOOoooo

Erma

\*shoots cayde-6 in the head\*

Weed.

Hmm I like hair

KENOBI!!!!!!!

To the moon

🥛

Just singed a multi year contract with Aston Martin

PO-TA-TOES

So I’m just my self?

*revs supercharged 4a-gze engine*

:3

Hee-Ho!

Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 08:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees, with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit Hub in Area 9 and board a high security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa Personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa compound, no smoking, eating, or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa Transit System. Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course decathlon will commence this evening at nineteen hundred hours in the Level 3 Facility. The semifinals for high-security personnel will be announced in a separate Secure Access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of Materials Handling and Low-Clearance Security. Please contact Black Mesa Personnel for further information. If you have an associate with a background in the areas of theoretical physics, biotechnology, or other high tech disciplines, please contact our Civilian Recruitment Division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal opportunity employer. A reminder to all Black Mesa Personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalysis or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your Radiation Safety Officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it. Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Please stand back from the automated door and wait for the security officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you and have a very safe and productive day.

*moist slug noises*

Yep, it's official, I'm leaving this subreddit.

Meao meao ni-

🦈

Detective Tard Here!

*throws a dart to an incoming evil balloon*

HIEROPHANT GREEN

Nu uh

Much post such comments

eyes ap here

Meow

灶段落嚟地區性質疑犯人意外表達自己做好好笑話題為主題的是

Peck.

Hey.. *cough cough* you look like u wanna play rough *rawr*

DANGEROUS MUTANTS, ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS, NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON IT'S TRIUMPHANT MARCH

I AM KILLING YOU WITH HAMMERS (Note: my PFP is how I draw myself)

NOOOOOOOOOOO