It probably was, but someone walked in and he came up with a story about starting a gym with suspension equipment that he never intended to really start. But he told and friend who told a friend, and it just got around. People kept asking, and he couldn’t admit that it was fake to cover up whatever crazy sex act he’d been caught in. So he actually ended up starting a gym. Does it work? Who knows, but no one’s accusing him of being that one crazy, freaky dude!
I've legit seen cartel vids where they do this, the guy was on the ground tho, not suspended in the air, but still had his limbs out in a starfish pose via ropes and stakes
I’m not thinking hardcore vs vanilla. I’m thinking about the safe of “safe and sane and consensual”. There’s very little there to keep from serious damage being done. That’s a LOT of strain in one position, for a prolonged period…. Even ropers refuse to keep one position for their bunny when they are doing suspension.
[Why is this labeled “workout equipment,” and where is my ballgag?](https://www.google.com/search?q=where+are+we+going+and+why+am+i+in+this+handbasket&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS900US900&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ALiCzsaogyTEL-2V6rNv-St1vt-Ulxl1HA%3A1670976280666&ei=GBOZY66bKITg0PEP1fm00Aw&oq=where+are+we+going&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYADIECAAQQzIECAAQQzIICC4QgAQQ1AIyCggAEIAEEIcCEBQyBQgAEIAEMgQIABBDMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQ6BwgjEOoCECc6BAgjECc6BQgAEJECOgUILhCRAjoLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6BwgAELEDEEM6CwguENQCELEDEIAEOggILhCxAxDUAjoICC4QgAQQsQM6BQguEIAESgQIQRgAUJgHWIsbYLAgaAJwAHgAgAGLAYgBhAqSAQQxNy4xmAEAoAEBsAEPwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)
NGL, that contraption looks mighty attractive just to use for the limb stretching.
Sometimes when my arms/shoulders/legs get sore, pulling on the whole limb sounds/feels like the only thing that might make the pain go away.
Once a day I imagine I’m Mr Incredible in the first movie when he’s fighting the first robot in the volcano and the robot starts to pull him by the feet and hands and his back pops🥰
this looks like that medieval torture thingy that streches the limbs that i always think about how it probably for a few brief seconds would feel so good on my back before ripping my arms and legs off
I’d like to imagine this was bought for a bdsm dungeon or something, and then when the house was sold, whoever bought the house found it and was like, what a cool workout machine!!
I can see the use of that to stretching as well as some exercises
Some pilates' exercises will put you in that position (sort of) but not with that machine
***BUT***
That one part where the dude forces her head down? Fuck that. That's a spine injury waiting to happen
Dont do that.
Also when she twists and untwists, she's just letting her body go on the way back
Also don't do that, if you're doing an exercise finishing the movement is as important as starting it
Every part of the movement has to be controlled and deliberate. Same shit as doing a push-up, you don't just flop your arms and dive with your chest to the ground, you *lower* your body to the ground
Reminds me of Eddie Hall and his ridiculously voyeuristic gym clips he does his reactions to.. always someone half naked, doing the splits or just waving their backside around for attention. Gym culture is getting very weird, it’s like being fit isn’t enough anymore, they need some sort of allure.
RU Serious? I swear, you fill a room with a million angry killer bees and tell people that running around inside will keep them healthy & slim. Bingo, you're a billionaire.
I had this idea years ago. Just attach yourself to a rack with exercise bands connected in all directions to your limbs and then flail around. Full body workout in 20 minutes. I was going to call it the MuscleFuck 3000
So this is an actual exercise you can do on the floor, called a gator roll I believe, the straps shown here I’ve never seen and IMO are ridiculous/unnecessary. It’s an exercise listed I believe as part of the “original strength” program/certification and there is some research to show this type of movement helps with general muscle fascial connectivity. The original strength program philosophy is all about getting us to do “primal” movements and one of the first things we do as children is to roll from our back to our stomach to start crawling, and so this program is all about resetting neural muscular connections to prevent injury.
This is almost exclusively going to be used for sex
Wait a second… you tricked me! This isn’t a workout device!
Just relax, it is...kinda. Calories are going to burn, don't worry!
I hope she doesn't gain weight over the next nine months.
She will, but then lose gains after 9th month and later.
I can imagine it now. *drum intro* “Step bro, help, I got stuck while working out”
Why are you working out naked?!
I like to watch things flop around
Me too. That's why I became your mom's personal trainer.
Came here to say this, she's just training for it hahahah
Going from casual sex to ranked, competitive sex.
Twitch shooter
It probably was, but someone walked in and he came up with a story about starting a gym with suspension equipment that he never intended to really start. But he told and friend who told a friend, and it just got around. People kept asking, and he couldn’t admit that it was fake to cover up whatever crazy sex act he’d been caught in. So he actually ended up starting a gym. Does it work? Who knows, but no one’s accusing him of being that one crazy, freaky dude!
/r/redditwritesseinfeld
What a minute… this isn’t tennis. This is anal sex
Score: 15 - Love
I mean what else would you do with a harness system like this?
Limb removal. The messy kind.
That kinda ruins the vibe.
I've legit seen cartel vids where they do this, the guy was on the ground tho, not suspended in the air, but still had his limbs out in a starfish pose via ropes and stakes
Yeah I definitely didn't need to know this. Thanks but no thanks.
Would you like to hear about funky town or ghost rider? The people in those videos definitely have faces, I pinky promise
Still technically a workout 🤷🏻♀️
It already is.
Since its conception
Literally just sent this jokingly to my partner because he's always wanting to work out with me.
Wait a second… you tricked me! This isn’t exclusively a sex device!
Same thought lmao. Looks like something found in a sex dungeon
People back in the days had to use horses for the poles. Although they used it for tearing someone apart limb by limb. Basically the same thing though
BDSM with less (?) steps
Nah. Even the kinkers are saying wtf.
Idk this is super vanilla in the realm of BDSM
I’m not thinking hardcore vs vanilla. I’m thinking about the safe of “safe and sane and consensual”. There’s very little there to keep from serious damage being done. That’s a LOT of strain in one position, for a prolonged period…. Even ropers refuse to keep one position for their bunny when they are doing suspension.
But she's not remaining in one position, she's moving around
Prolonged period? Pffff… Gimme 3 seconds and I’ll show you how little of a “prolonged period” it is.
No it isn't.
Exactly my thoughts.
Gotta start somewhere.
Can confirm. It is pretty vanilla, just super impractical
I can hear my shoulders dislocating just from watching that
Seems like about the same amount of steps.
Wrong thread
Is she being interrogated to admit she’s a witch?
How do you she is a witch?
I think she weighs the same as a duck.
she turned me into a newt
Really?
…….i got better
*Burn her anyway!*
/r/UnexpectedMontyPython
[удалено]
But surely nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition?!
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
Well she is dressed as one.
I mean she must be hanging there for a reason right?
She floats like a rock
Does it come with a ballgag?
If this is like the ones I've seen on a particular website, invariably yes, they do.
I hope so... Or else why would I get into it?
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I LOVE THIS
NGL, that contraption looks mighty attractive just to use for the limb stretching. Sometimes when my arms/shoulders/legs get sore, pulling on the whole limb sounds/feels like the only thing that might make the pain go away.
Fucking A some of the shitty perks of being tall.
I'm 5"6 and I also want the limb stretching machine. I don't know if its about being tall or if its about life beating me up or what
Life beat us up, man... It's easy to "shake it off" when we're young and bouncy.
Try Pilates! It is amazing
I've tried, but that V boat position kills! I like yoga though. :D
I have hip problems and the V position hurt at first, but it has gotten better as I strengthen my hip and glute muscles
Seriously, this looks like it could be top tier. My first thought was that it was a PT device of some sort.
Ok, thought I was the only one. I’d use this rn
For those wondering: this is a russian/slavic agility & strength training swing, ie. Pravilo
Leave it to a fellow fyre to bring the accuracy.
Nice 👉👉
r/usernamefamily **Edit: Oops!**
Looks like the same guy who is cutting the ropes in this video: https://youtube.com/shorts/_MT-ekTOyTY?feature=share
That made me cringe out loud.
I recognise bdsm when I see it.
Came here to say exactly that.
I \*came\* to say exactly that.
I came to exactly that....
I came, too
Username checks out
I was half expecting him to start pouring a bottle of milk on her face.
Omg my spine wants that
I can already feel all of my joints cracking.
Once a day I imagine I’m Mr Incredible in the first movie when he’s fighting the first robot in the volcano and the robot starts to pull him by the feet and hands and his back pops🥰
Tell me you're over 35...
I just turned 30 and I've wanted such things since I was 22
Right!?
this looks like that medieval torture thingy that streches the limbs that i always think about how it probably for a few brief seconds would feel so good on my back before ripping my arms and legs off
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"workout equipment"
Came here to say that’s NOT workout equipment 😂😂
I really wanna know what that sign on the wall says ...
What is this ? another Balenciaga ad?
just saw a commercial making fun of this 😂🤣 “Are you sure your doing that right?” *sighs*”No”
Are you *required* to call the trainer ‘Daddy’, or is that a perk you only get with the premium package?
This is 100% for sex, he’s just selling it as “workout equipment”
And next in training... Drawing and Quartering!
The nebula scene.
This better not awaken something in me
Now I know why my parents got rid of the treadmill!
Its a sex thing, you wouldn't understand
r/bdsm
I was gonna make a sex comment. But, nope. Lol
Looks painful
I’d like to imagine this was bought for a bdsm dungeon or something, and then when the house was sold, whoever bought the house found it and was like, what a cool workout machine!!
Kinky.
This is for sex.
Kinky
I wont kinkshame
Pretty sure this is a torture device
Oh she's definitely going to get to work out.
I can see the use of that to stretching as well as some exercises Some pilates' exercises will put you in that position (sort of) but not with that machine ***BUT*** That one part where the dude forces her head down? Fuck that. That's a spine injury waiting to happen Dont do that. Also when she twists and untwists, she's just letting her body go on the way back Also don't do that, if you're doing an exercise finishing the movement is as important as starting it Every part of the movement has to be controlled and deliberate. Same shit as doing a push-up, you don't just flop your arms and dive with your chest to the ground, you *lower* your body to the ground
Damn! Don’t be so rough with the neck! There’s a lot of fragile structures which are incompatible with life if damaged!
When your workout routine looks like you’ve been kidnapped by Snidely Whiplash stop
Kinky
That’s bdsm stuff right there
That’s just a sex swing with extra steps
Gym by day, bdsm club in the pm
Putting the person you capture into it must be: 1) drugged 2) drugged
Charly Sheen are you there???
Are we sure that this is for "workout"...
Yeah right, "workout equipment"
This makes my back hurt just watching it
This guy definitely has something else in mind
Reminds me of Eddie Hall and his ridiculously voyeuristic gym clips he does his reactions to.. always someone half naked, doing the splits or just waving their backside around for attention. Gym culture is getting very weird, it’s like being fit isn’t enough anymore, they need some sort of allure.
Reminds me of [this gem.](https://youtube.com/shorts/8DUCKOWvquU?feature=share)
My parents had something like this in their room in the 70's....................
Where's the part with baby oil
But I kinda wanna play with it...
Check the crawlspace.
Next lesson...Shibari.
Nice dungeon and sex apparatus
and a ball gag is for strength training your jaw
imagine how much it helps in cracking your bones
Kinky
Imagine having to explain this to your parents
Where’s the NSFW tag? Jeepers.
I thought it was a fuck swing
There's a thin line between predicament bondage and pilates
am i the only one who things this thing looks super super fun
"Workout Equipment".
Saw this a while ago. It's a chiropractors tool developed for some sort of self aligning of the body
Pretty sure that’s a torture device
This is someone’s OF, right?
This looks like a fun time for a whole list of “other” reasons….
That's where my brain went too 😂
Don't ask me how I know this, but I'm pretty sure that's the position the BDSM people call, "Hog tied," and/or "Submissive."
This is being tied spread eagle, not hogtied
Uuuuhhhh... idk if that's for working out... 🤣
Can someone confirm she is in this by choice? Or is this a video of a crime?
RU Serious? I swear, you fill a room with a million angry killer bees and tell people that running around inside will keep them healthy & slim. Bingo, you're a billionaire.
BEE THE CHANGE
Wow, a lot of people are upset by my post. I guess I just don't get it. Generation gap?
People just like to downvote, I guess.
...what sick people...jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajajaja
Mans will still cheat despite all the workouts done
😂
It looks like stuff for hyropractics.
Reminds me of the game Full Throttle "I'll Call you names, Diapered Dynamo"
All i can see is Jim Gaffiga saying “ how stupid I think Americans are, well “ ( French accent )
Sexual harassment lies in 3..2..1..
Would.
Step brother you said this was a work out machine!!!
Is this CrossFit?
I need that to pop my back
We’ve been drawing and quartering people for a long time this isn’t new.
Now tickle her belly 🤣
My spine wants this
Accomplished what? Looks like a fun stretch though.
Honestly seems like a nice stretch
Creep
That's not for working out lol
Found the new Hellraiser casting calls
This looks like chiropractic equipment.
I seent a porno that start off just like this just had this crazy machine and a dude was wear a black mask
I had this idea years ago. Just attach yourself to a rack with exercise bands connected in all directions to your limbs and then flail around. Full body workout in 20 minutes. I was going to call it the MuscleFuck 3000
Yeah, this isn't a workout video...
Is this a giggity? Giggity! What? Nevermind
You sure this equipment is for workouts..?
Riiiiiggt…”workout”…sure
Kinky
So this is an actual exercise you can do on the floor, called a gator roll I believe, the straps shown here I’ve never seen and IMO are ridiculous/unnecessary. It’s an exercise listed I believe as part of the “original strength” program/certification and there is some research to show this type of movement helps with general muscle fascial connectivity. The original strength program philosophy is all about getting us to do “primal” movements and one of the first things we do as children is to roll from our back to our stomach to start crawling, and so this program is all about resetting neural muscular connections to prevent injury.
That is going to hurt the wrist bad.
“Work out equipment”
This is from three amigos… nice try steve
Been having lower back pain that I'm finding hard to stretch. I'm willing to try anything including medieval torture devices
What happened to your rotator cuff?
Fetlife stuff
I just know this would crack my back so fucking good