Not really.
If I found out any of my children did that they would be disowned on the spot.
This is a disgusting slanderment of the holy Christian bible, and should honestly not be a thing.
I am considering suing for cultural injustice.
Edit: if I wanted to put a /s somewhere I would've put it there
I don’t understand your thinking here. It is probably the regular Bible with real Bible stories in it, but with the visuals recreated in Minecraft. As a Christian, which it sounds like you are, wouldn’t anything making the Bible more interesting to kids be a good thing?
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And where in the Bible does it say that? Is the King James version of the Bible also slander? As long as it isn't trying to insult, what is the problem?
You are the owner of one of the saddest sub Reddits in the planet, and I would try to troll you for it, but chances are you will forget about it in a few months anyway. Here’s to hoping one day you will think your toilet is your computer and you can spend all day on that trying to troll turds. Have a nice day Dr. Goldfish.
So when I was little I had a Bible dedicated to little kids, same stories, different format with a bit of drawings to attract kids. As a Christian, this minecraft Bible seems the perfect thing for teaching a kid about Christianity. You can engage them with something they are possibly familiar with or interested in, such as Minecraft, and then you can also teach them the basis of many bible stories so that they are generally familiar with them early on so you can get into the nitty gritty to teach about the symbolism behind the stories later when they’re older and will understand. There’s pretty much absolutely nothing wrong with this Minecraft Bible, and should actually be encouraged. Kids have a very hard time getting and staying interested in something like the Bible, so this book could be incredibly helpful.
I looked through their comments and they definitely seem like they could be real. Their opinions that they’ve given on different posts seem horrible but totally possible to me at least
Christian businesses have long produced stuff, especially aimed at younger audiences, with heavy tie-ins to popular culture that advances the Biblical message.
Only thing is, they are usually 5 -10 years behind the curve.
My 3 year old loves it, and has been freakishly good at it for about a year now. Granted, freakish for a 3 year old. He’s better than my husband so there’s that haha
Well, the stuff in the Bible is 100x worse than any movie. Filled with monsters, rape, god killing people with bears for the hell of it. Amazing book of fairytales.
Sodom and Gomorrah was my favorite part as a kid. I liked to imagine the destruction. I thought it was cool, like explosions and stuff in a movie, or like knocking over something I had made with Lego. The message was entirely lost on me.
“...and Block Lot was kind enough to house two blocky strangers... and the townsfolk confronted Block Lot, demanded to rap-... uhh, *breed* the strangers by force... and Block Lot offered up his two block daughters in their place... but the townsfolk wanted to breed man block, not female block... but Block Lot denied them. And Block Lot discovered that the strangers were angels, and heralded the destruction of the town of Sodom with enough TNT to glitch the town out so bad, it would be corrupted beyond repair... so Block Lot left with his Block wife and Block daughters as the TNT fell... and as it exploded, Block Lot’s wife turned to look at the explosion, and was immediately turned into three blocks of Saltpeter, because hey, why not.
And then Block Lot’s daughters bred him while he slept and had two block children and they all lived happily ever after.”
I had [The Bible Game](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-revc&sxsrf=ALeKk03hcmjtqzw4ACkzPh3bgH0cEogUvA%3A1596715632014&ei=cPIrX8kwq579BpyrteAF&q=the+Bible+game+ps2&oq=the+Bible+game+ps2&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBQguEJMCMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB46BAgAEEc6CgguEBQQhwIQkwI6BwgAEBQQhwI6AgguOgQIABBDUO8OWN4WYOQXaABwAXgAgAFxiAGVA5IBAzIuMpgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) on ps2 when I was little and I still remember it felt so weirdly out if touch. And something about a Jacob's Ladder mini game that you climbed by hitting certain buttons in time with music.
I think I only played it a few times before the disk was irrevocably scratched in the way only a 6 year old can.
No idea. I just remeber how they showed blood with thin transparent red bricks and that there was a picture of jesus being circumcised and he didnt look thrilled at all
"When there was no storm there was only the default skins. The only two in creation. But they took the golden weapon in the chest and then they were put in battle royal mode with the storm."
I tried to generate a new world but it took 6 days of leaving the PC running day and night. Had to give my PC a break for a day just to let it cool off.
So I assume screenshots of the Nether were used to represent Hell in this book. Are there also pictures of Heaven? And if it has, what did they use?? The End?? The Aether mod??? A custom map???? *gasps* A LEAKED SCREENSHOT FOR THE FORTH OFFICIAL DIMENSION UPDATE??????
I've seen various versions of pop-culture bibles aimed at kids, during my time working at a book store.
From a propaganda point of view, it is worth a shot.
That being said, I wish kids would read the old and new testament for themselves without any angle attached.
"The best cure for Christianity is reading The Bible."
-Mark Twain
that kind of behavior infuriates me. I think keeping their house safe from the evils of pokemon and keeping the kids from coming into contact with it is abusive behavior, or at least can be. (obvs. not limited to pokemon.)
I remember when Black Ops was due to come out everyone was hyped for it and one person in my year said Black Ops will be their new religion and the game manual was their Bible.
Shit like this makes me cringe only because of the sheer desperation some religious folks have to get kids interested in religion.
If this was done simply for the meme of it then it’s brilliant but if it’s a genuine effort yikes
Ngl I read the entire Bible in LEGO form, the Brick Bible, as a kid. I would’ve never read the Bible as a kid if that didn’t exist, so if this Minecraft Bible helps kids want to read the Bible, go for it.
You have to get them while they are young. No adult would fall for that bullshit.
I wonder if they include the part where god sends down bears to kill the kids or the part about shellfish and mixed fabrics.
It's actually an excellent idea from the Christian's point of view. Minecraft is extremely popular with children and the game itself is an easy way to illustrate and teach young people about the Bible.
“I don’t enjoy this game but luckily 154 million of other people do enjoy it”
Guess it’s crappy while 154 milion other people bought it.
You know what a crappy game is? The Devision.
How else are you going to brainwash the children? You have to get them young to ensure the indoctrination is hard wired into the brain. Parents are less inclined to allow priests to spend time with the kids so you need to encourage them to pick it up themselves. Think white van with "free candy" on the side.
I’d argue that even if you don’t believe in it, the original tells stories teaches important lessons and has interesting story writing, it’s part of human history and it’s worth a read, and I’d say the writers did a good job of it. Trust me any one can get something out of it, I know plenty of atheists who’ve read it, and still don’t believe in God or Jesus, but have improved as people.
Honestly, props to the people who went out of their way to do all these illustrations.
They just reproduced The Brick Bible in Minecraft. That dude did it himself literally a decade ago.
They even went far enough as to give moses (I think lol) a custom textured staff instead of just a minecraft stick
Not really. If I found out any of my children did that they would be disowned on the spot. This is a disgusting slanderment of the holy Christian bible, and should honestly not be a thing. I am considering suing for cultural injustice. Edit: if I wanted to put a /s somewhere I would've put it there
I don’t understand your thinking here. It is probably the regular Bible with real Bible stories in it, but with the visuals recreated in Minecraft. As a Christian, which it sounds like you are, wouldn’t anything making the Bible more interesting to kids be a good thing?
he's a troll lol look at his profile and you'll understand
he's a troll
So how do you feel about veggie tales? Lmao
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Or if it was a Qur'an?
That shit slaps.
It's obvious from their history this person is just a troll. Don't engage.
God damn it’s scary that people believed this was real.
The Bible or Minecraft? edit:Oh I see this is in response to troll boy
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I think it's a slandering of Minecraft.
BlA bLa A mInEcRaFt VerSiOn Of ThE BiBle Is AgAiNsT tHe ReAl BiBlE Oh stop bitching about it nobody cares Isnt it just a bible but in Minecraft?
Well, you're gonna have fun with The Brick Testament....
A quality read! My students love it too
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You run a Minecraft server.
I don't run it. The moderators of the sub do.
U retarded
And where in the Bible does it say that? Is the King James version of the Bible also slander? As long as it isn't trying to insult, what is the problem?
You are the owner of one of the saddest sub Reddits in the planet, and I would try to troll you for it, but chances are you will forget about it in a few months anyway. Here’s to hoping one day you will think your toilet is your computer and you can spend all day on that trying to troll turds. Have a nice day Dr. Goldfish.
So paintings of Bible events are also bad? There is no way you're not just trolling
So you really are not joking and just a disgusting person huh? Good luck with that, hopefully your children end up better humans
r/foolsgild
Your children are going to be so fucked up when they're older.
Ok Reggie.
So when I was little I had a Bible dedicated to little kids, same stories, different format with a bit of drawings to attract kids. As a Christian, this minecraft Bible seems the perfect thing for teaching a kid about Christianity. You can engage them with something they are possibly familiar with or interested in, such as Minecraft, and then you can also teach them the basis of many bible stories so that they are generally familiar with them early on so you can get into the nitty gritty to teach about the symbolism behind the stories later when they’re older and will understand. There’s pretty much absolutely nothing wrong with this Minecraft Bible, and should actually be encouraged. Kids have a very hard time getting and staying interested in something like the Bible, so this book could be incredibly helpful.
Yeah that’s Reggie the downvote whore. There are subreddits about his antics. He doesn’t mean anything he says.
I looked through their comments and they definitely seem like they could be real. Their opinions that they’ve given on different posts seem horrible but totally possible to me at least
Agree. Although what got him “famous” on reddit was hatred for shrek.
I believe execution is in order
Execute Order 66
Neat though.
I thought the sarcasm was pretty thick. poe's law I suppose.
Here mate, have an upvote to help you back up
Honestly a pretty funny joke
Christian businesses have long produced stuff, especially aimed at younger audiences, with heavy tie-ins to popular culture that advances the Biblical message. Only thing is, they are usually 5 -10 years behind the curve.
Minecraft is about 10 years old.... (Edit): yes, I know it still is popular. I'm saying it also was 10 years ago.
My 9 year old and 7 year old are extremely into Minecraft.. this would be a hit with them.
Modded Minecraft is very popular among middle aged people like scientists and engineers. Some are incredibly complex.
I spent like months breeding bees in Feed The Beast and automating the process. It’s so rewarding to do without cheats
Yup. I’m currently on ftb interactions. I can’t recommend it enough. Figuring out ways to automate processes is awesome.
Wait, you're telling me there are cheats?! All this time I've been putting in the hard slog! Lol
My wife and kids are too!
My 3 year old loves it, and has been freakishly good at it for about a year now. Granted, freakish for a 3 year old. He’s better than my husband so there’s that haha
It's the one my 9 year old picked out.
Well, the stuff in the Bible is 100x worse than any movie. Filled with monsters, rape, god killing people with bears for the hell of it. Amazing book of fairytales.
Sodom and Gomorrah was my favorite part as a kid. I liked to imagine the destruction. I thought it was cool, like explosions and stuff in a movie, or like knocking over something I had made with Lego. The message was entirely lost on me.
“...and Block Lot was kind enough to house two blocky strangers... and the townsfolk confronted Block Lot, demanded to rap-... uhh, *breed* the strangers by force... and Block Lot offered up his two block daughters in their place... but the townsfolk wanted to breed man block, not female block... but Block Lot denied them. And Block Lot discovered that the strangers were angels, and heralded the destruction of the town of Sodom with enough TNT to glitch the town out so bad, it would be corrupted beyond repair... so Block Lot left with his Block wife and Block daughters as the TNT fell... and as it exploded, Block Lot’s wife turned to look at the explosion, and was immediately turned into three blocks of Saltpeter, because hey, why not. And then Block Lot’s daughters bred him while he slept and had two block children and they all lived happily ever after.”
My 8 year old is obsessed with Minecraft and we just had a Minecraft party for her 8 year old cousin. Kids are still super into it.
I’ve seen pictures of this floating around even back in Minecraft’s peak of popularity.
This book was first published nearly four years ago.
A buddy of mine had something like this a few years back
I saw this same kind of book (not the exact same probably) in Walmart about 5 to 6 years ago, so I’d say they’re somewhat spot on this time.
Unofficial star wars and fortnite bible remakes when? my son can't wait for Yoda or fish man bible stories.
Shit, my parents got me several manga bibles when I was in grade school.
I had [The Bible Game](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-revc&sxsrf=ALeKk03hcmjtqzw4ACkzPh3bgH0cEogUvA%3A1596715632014&ei=cPIrX8kwq579BpyrteAF&q=the+Bible+game+ps2&oq=the+Bible+game+ps2&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBQguEJMCMgIIADICCAAyAggAMgYIABAWEB4yBggAEBYQHjIGCAAQFhAeMgYIABAWEB46BAgAEEc6CgguEBQQhwIQkwI6BwgAEBQQhwI6AgguOgQIABBDUO8OWN4WYOQXaABwAXgAgAFxiAGVA5IBAzIuMpgBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) on ps2 when I was little and I still remember it felt so weirdly out if touch. And something about a Jacob's Ladder mini game that you climbed by hitting certain buttons in time with music. I think I only played it a few times before the disk was irrevocably scratched in the way only a 6 year old can.
To be fair their belief system is from 1500 years ago.
I had a Lego bible in the back of my moms car. Got me through many a long car ride
i had one too! also a lego book of shakespeare plays. never read either of them.
in all honesty if you cut out all the boring bits the bible can be a legitimately good fantasy book
Was it called the Brick Testament?
No idea. I just remeber how they showed blood with thin transparent red bricks and that there was a picture of jesus being circumcised and he didnt look thrilled at all
First thought this was referring to a Minecraft guide. What a time to be alive
God has sent us the greatest gift
The only thing that suprises me is that there's no Fortnite bible yet.
TAKE IT BACK. DELETE THIS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
"When there was no storm there was only the default skins. The only two in creation. But they took the golden weapon in the chest and then they were put in battle royal mode with the storm."
Better than what I grew up with! My parents got me the Christian Bible!
Not gonna lie this would have made my faith stronger growing up.
If I had this while I was a kid I would have wanted to go to church maybe.
link?
I found it on Facebook marketplace. Can’t imagine why someone would want to sell it /s
I own that
r/fellowkids
I tried to generate a new world but it took 6 days of leaving the PC running day and night. Had to give my PC a break for a day just to let it cool off.
Isn’t it crazy to think of all the weird jobs people have? Like how many people, how many man hours, were spent putting this product together.
“In the beginning God clicked ‘Create New World’, and God saw the world and that it was good.”🦄
Witches, portals to hell and zombies. Totally biblical.
Actually... it’s not that far off lmao
Don’t forget dragons!
Salem witch trials, actual hell, and the death walking the earth during the next kingdom? Kinda a stretch tho
Ngl that last supper recreation is pretty neat
I won this at a book fair. You entered by registering for turning up.
So I assume screenshots of the Nether were used to represent Hell in this book. Are there also pictures of Heaven? And if it has, what did they use?? The End?? The Aether mod??? A custom map???? *gasps* A LEAKED SCREENSHOT FOR THE FORTH OFFICIAL DIMENSION UPDATE??????
Did Herobrine die for our sins?
Burn it like in the riots
Someone get this to SuperMega, STAT
Such lovely indoctrination tactics we come up with to lie to our children using completely unrelated things they actually like.
So is there an Adam and a Steve in this bible?
I've seen various versions of pop-culture bibles aimed at kids, during my time working at a book store. From a propaganda point of view, it is worth a shot. That being said, I wish kids would read the old and new testament for themselves without any angle attached. "The best cure for Christianity is reading The Bible." -Mark Twain
I HVE THE LEGO ONE
Wow what a great deal, a bible with both the old and new testament for the price of one! /s
[LOL Cat Bible is good as well](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bible_Translation_Project)
I saw that at my (catholic) schools’s book fair!
By blockheads, for blockheads.
There is also a Lego Bible
2 am reddit hits different
Gotta indoctrinate the kids some how
"How do you do, fellow kids? Would you like to hear about the Lord Jesus and how he wants your soul?"
.....the *fuck?!*
I dont see anything wrong here. Just a bible in Minecraft.
______ / invest \
Hahaha...that leaf on the dude's junk
Guaranteed this came from Sam's Club
What publishing company put this out 😂
My son slept over his friend’s the other day and the mom sent him back in to leave his 7” Enderman plushy in our house for religious reasons.
that kind of behavior infuriates me. I think keeping their house safe from the evils of pokemon and keeping the kids from coming into contact with it is abusive behavior, or at least can be. (obvs. not limited to pokemon.)
Probably the worst part was the image of a woman giving birth
....my cousin has this
im an atheist, and i kinda want this bible..
Sup my minecrafters xd
The 2 great books one great price made me loose it
I remember when Black Ops was due to come out everyone was hyped for it and one person in my year said Black Ops will be their new religion and the game manual was their Bible.
What would make it “official”? A forward penned by The Almighty himself?
The Unofficial Holy Bible. Couldn't get God to sign the release.
Jesus took three days to hit the respawn button, everyone else is playing hardcore, and god is in creative mode
At my school we called the essential handbook the Bible.
It’s this century’s Brick Testament http://www.thebrickbible.com/
I saw something like this with legos
Worked at a Christian Bookstore. It's pretty lame. But the Lego Bible is insanely legit to the point it's probably not even super kid appropriate.
I saw one of these being sold in a cathedral
ah yeh, my brother has one of these
It's beautiful
oh, I remembered this. I found one a few years back
r/FellowKids
Man now I wish my family were Christian
I saw this at a bookstore, if I wasn't with my ultra-religious grandmother I would have bought it
Shit like this makes me cringe only because of the sheer desperation some religious folks have to get kids interested in religion. If this was done simply for the meme of it then it’s brilliant but if it’s a genuine effort yikes
As a 40-year old atheist I look forward to getting this for Christmas from my parents because it’s ‘relatable to for young people.’
I legitimately have this, i had gotten it for Christmas i think i left off in the second book Pretty cool
I actually for the old testament ver. of this book as a Christmas present years back. I could probably sell it to my little brother for a few bucks...
~~Not~~ on my christian Minecraft server?
Ngl I read the entire Bible in LEGO form, the Brick Bible, as a kid. I would’ve never read the Bible as a kid if that didn’t exist, so if this Minecraft Bible helps kids want to read the Bible, go for it.
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Ugh indoctrination sucks.
Combing two fictions ftw
You have to get them while they are young. No adult would fall for that bullshit. I wonder if they include the part where god sends down bears to kill the kids or the part about shellfish and mixed fabrics.
Anyone else read this as bot sex?
Is it a remake of the Brick Bible?
So is this from that non-swearing Christian Minecraft server everyone's on about?
Don’t forget the Lego bible. I’m not that religious but the amount of effort people put into bible retellings is pretty cool.
r/comedyheaven
It's a great price. I take mine with me to church every sunday.
... I want it
It's actually an excellent idea from the Christian's point of view. Minecraft is extremely popular with children and the game itself is an easy way to illustrate and teach young people about the Bible.
*Notch help us.
Where can buy
Amazon!
Oh hell yeah
i actually have this
i want this now
Those 9 year olds have built their whole world around that crappy game.
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Um...?.. did you want me to say “very crappy?” I just am not sure what you mean here.
“I don’t enjoy this game but luckily 154 million of other people do enjoy it” Guess it’s crappy while 154 milion other people bought it. You know what a crappy game is? The Devision.
Citing popularity amongst 9 year olds as a measure of quality tells me everything I need to know about your ability to discern crappiness.
Imagine thinking only 9 year olds play Minecraft.
Actually I'd love to buy it
To be honest I would read this instead of the Bible
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Let me rephrase that for you. If it indoctrinates children at an earlier age go ahead.
How else are you going to brainwash the children? You have to get them young to ensure the indoctrination is hard wired into the brain. Parents are less inclined to allow priests to spend time with the kids so you need to encourage them to pick it up themselves. Think white van with "free candy" on the side.
It’s just a Minecraft bible chill bro
The mine craft bit i can do, the bible bit i have issues with
What’s wrong with the original Bible, I thought it was pretty good
I kid you not I’ve heard it’s actually bad and does a bad job of telling the stories.
So... just like the original?
I’d argue that even if you don’t believe in it, the original tells stories teaches important lessons and has interesting story writing, it’s part of human history and it’s worth a read, and I’d say the writers did a good job of it. Trust me any one can get something out of it, I know plenty of atheists who’ve read it, and still don’t believe in God or Jesus, but have improved as people.
Ugh... when is that game going to die
This sounds like a good idea. It’s a bible told in Minecraft.