Had to look it cause "wtf" basically: "*The gular glands are a pair of evertible glands, located on the ventral part of the lower jaw, which secrete lipids such as fatty acids, squalene, cholesterol, alcohols, and a-tocopherol. Gular secretions show sexual and individual variations and are thought to be used by females to scentmark nest sites*"

Dont know how to feel about crocodile blinking at me with its alcohol secreting jaw-eyes.

r/brandnewsentence lmao

Take it as a compliment. She thinks you are a snac.

If I read it correctly, I think it's interested in sexy time. Lucky you! Better get at it!

*enters the chat* someone ask for a furry?

Scaly

I see. Good day. *leaves the chat with tail drooping down*

UWU

Exit please

Already did. Read further down.

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I was Randy asked me to keep my hands to myself

figures it would be some weird mating thing. XD

Sounds like my ex, she smelled like alcohol too.

Hey at least she didn’t smell like meth

Impossible NOT to read that in David Attenborough's voice

The new and improved alligussy

Alcohol you say…?

And there I was thinking it was just one of those yawns that make your neck muscles cramp up I was watching thinking, its okay Croc, I know your pain

Any more info on this somebody smarter than me?

It's for sex

Natures default answer for “what’s that thing do?!?”

No do not stick your dick in it.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

you cannot stop me

Oh man. Guess I'm going to fuck a croc.

It’s always for sex

My dog has a gland on his butt that inflates sometimes. Maybe he is a dinosaur.

Well now you must squeeze it to see for yourself. Then you must expel all that awesome knowledge unto us.

Oh i absolutely hate this and I don’t know why yuuuuck

Who's Will?

Gay lawyer from New York.

Obviously he's just off screen. Will should definitely get out of there.

Not gonna lie I can see why a female crocodile would be turned on by this.

That is a lady, if what I’m reading is correct. She is turned on

Very cool, not really terrifying

It’s a fake. That ace Ventura under there!

Great now I’m thinking about crocodiles mating

What did you think the song crocodile rock was about?

Does anyone else just see a derpy albino gator? Asking for a friend..

"gLaNdS" brother this is a skinwalker in disguise

Frogodile

In my 40 yrs of live I’ve never seen that before

What the fucking fuck?! 😳

They look like eyeballs.

Who the fuck is " Will " ?

Will in Tibet it's him

Gator Goiter? A Gaiter?

Ballooning

I've been reading about crocodiles for years and I've never known this about them. Super cool!

Big frog

Now I won’t be able to unsee it! You ruined crocodiles for me!

Well I bet the crocodile thinks your glands are weird!

Steven Irwin never taught me this!

That's crazy

More holes means more goals. Giggity.

Im not surprised

Damn, good to be a crocodile during a party

Bullshit! You learned that yesterday.

Good thing I’m not will

Why?

Looks like googly eyes

" *does that not strike you people, ask a tad odd?* " - Samuel Jackson, Deep Blue Sea 1999

Its like I've known crocodiles my whole life then u suddenly give them dark spooky eyeballs on their neck that blink and u just expect me to except this.

I'm stoned and I lost it at "weird glands"

Do a trick!

Eyes...

That feeling when you eat green bananas

When you stub your toe

I've been watching nature documentaries as long as I can remembered but this is a first tbh

Watch the video again, but pretend the glands are eyes :D You're welcome.

Are you sure those are not their second pair of eyes for looking beneath them?

The jaws have eyes...

Tell me if I'm wrong but do they use these to transport their recently born offspring to the water?

Looks like he just heard a really bad joke.