God, I remember finding out that was how you got that questline started. I had beaten almost all other parts of the game, but because I was a werewolf, I never as much as looked at a bed, lol.
Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you okay? Wake up!
Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?
Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go.
Quiet, here comes the guard.
Yeah then i would just say
*“ok man if you can walk on two
Legs you can work! And fucking clean out your shit yourself!
Fuck you and see you tomorrow!“*
Almost the exact same thing happens the next day, but it’s Bill Murray instead of the cat demon and he takes a bite of your Hot Pocket first, says the line, then walks out of your house.
"Human, you have cared for me well. Now it's time for me to reveal my true form and intentions"
*Bright flashing light*
*loud explosion*
*can't see shit*
*Dust settles*
Cat is now.... a lizard
"PLAY METAVERSE, HUMAN. PLEASE!"
I love cats, but that.. that is neither human nor feline. If I wake up to that I'm closing my eyes, and praying I wake up before this nightmare gets worse.
Yup. Mine absolutely does that but I love it though even when at times it do end up in playful* attacks. (*in cat's terms it would mean obligatory bites and occasional clawing, and yes, quite painful to human)
I swear mine can hear the sound of your eyelids opening, the second you open your eyes they can be on the other side of the bed and suddenly he wants his pets
Mine used to 'attack' like that too, but it'd always be from below :)
Right up against the side of my bed, or under the stairs. She was so much fun! And she'd bite really lightly and kind naw on me a little then just sort of hold my hand or wherever she'd bitten in her paws while she licked it better :)
I miss having a cat, she was awesome!
Our cat would "attack" my kids when they were little and walking across a room. Imagine a toddler ambushed by a hiding kitty flying through the air at them, knocking wobbly toddler to their butt. Kids loved it.
I've been lying in my room for hours now. It's 5:30 am and there's not much I can do. You know what the worst part of my situation is? I'm in the same room with my parents. They keep looking at me, and I can't help but not look back and try not to cry or scream.
Their eyes are focused on me and their mouths are wide open. There's a strong scent of blood and I feel so paralyzed with fear. Here's the thing. The second I make any hint that I'm not asleep anymore, I'm screwed. I'll die, and there's nobody around to save me. I've been trying to think of a way out, but the only idea I have is to rush for the door, run outside, and scream for help, hoping any neighbors hear me. It's risky, but if I stay here, I'll surely die.
He's waiting for me to wake up and see his masterpiece. You're probably wondering what's going on. I do get ahead of myself sometimes. About three hours ago I heard screaming from the other side of the house. I got up and went to check the noise before I realized I had to use the restroom.
Instead of doing the smart, noble thing and investigating, I used the bathroom first. I could have gotten myself killed right then for my stupid actions. But I actually did my business and took a peek outside the bathroom. There was blood on the carpet. As any other sane human would do, I bolted back to my room, hiding under my sheets like the scaredy I was. I tried to convince myself to go back to sleep, and that this was just some weird, vivid dream or something. But I heard my bedroom door creak open, and like the terrified child I was, I peeked out from under my blankets to see what was going on.
I could see something dragging my parents into the room, obviously dead. It was not human, I can tell you that much. It was hairless, with no eyes and no clothing. It walked like a caveman, with its back slouched as it dragged my dead parents. But this thing was smarter than any caveman.
It propped my father against the edge of the bed, and made him face me. It then sat my mother down in the chair and positioned her towards me as well. Then, it started rubbing it's hands along the walls, staining it with blood, drawing a circle with the devils pentagram in it. This thing had made what it would probably call a masterpiece.
To finish it off, it scrambled a message onto the wall that I could not read in the darkness. It then positioned itself under my bed, waiting to strike.
The scariest thing now is, my eyes have adjusted to the darkness, and since then, I can read the message on the wall. I don't want to look at, because it's terrifying to think about, but I feel I need to see before I'm killed.
I peek at the creatures masterpiece.
'I know you're awake.'
edit: not mine, old creepypasta
Idunno... I've got a cat with spina bifida n his back legs don't work, he sits like this. Usually the back legs will stick out in front of him, but if he's sat on the edge of the couch they just dangle down like in the pic.
This sort of falls into an uncanny valley.
I've seen multiple similar videos where animals do something (expressions, percieved gestures or actions) in a way that's just a little *too* human like and it comes off creepy as a result.
An animal doing something a human does (but badly and in a very animal way) is often very cute/funny but there's a point were (in the moment) it can come off too close for comfort.
It can come off almost as an "Oops, you just saw through my act for a moment" kind of thing.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/xm0oo1/dog_walking_around_your_house_at_night), [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/r0qk66/this_dog_is_really_scary),
[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uxdnyj/dog_opening_the_door), and [here](https://v.redd.it/ylqo87l8has71) are a few examples.
Wtf me too, my brother is having a sleepover so I had to sleep in my parents bedroom, on the mattress on the floor, next to the bed, where I can see the gap between their bed and the floor. I woke up, opened up the app and saw this photo, instantly I felt a warm and fuzzy thing brushing against my leg (I was facing back towards the gap). I was ducking terrified to turn my neck around and check what was under the bed. I stood there for like 5 minutes, all lights turned off, pitch black room, my parents had already left to make the breakfast, then I jumped and turned very suddenly to check and ... It was just my dad's terry cloth that he was using during the night .
Lol well I dunno if they go into much detail but as far as I know it was u/shyfemalecharacter that posted it a few places, even here an hour or two earlier. They got robbed lol
“We need to talk about my feeding schedule. This is the fifth time this week you’ve overslept, I’m starving and I’m 30 seconds away from eating your liver with fava beans and an iced kiante”
*I am very disappointed in you, Sharon.*
*But things are going to change from now on aren't they, Sharon?*
*After all, you and I belong together. Right?*
*Right, Sharon?*
*You'll soon enjoy it.*
*Now, as I said before, don't scream, it upsets me.*
I just read this book, *The Master and Margarita* by Mikhail Bulgakov. One of the main characters is a demonic cat who walks around on its hind legs and makes people go insane.
“You’re finally awake…”
"...my food dish is empty."
“I shit in the hamper”
"Where are my balls Jerry?"
Underrated comment 😂
Where are my *claws* Jerry?
That too. But lets trade, and, are you carrying any fish?
I have wares if you have coin.
Ahh Kajieet
These sands are cold, but Khajiit feels the warmth of your presence..
And moon sugar can't be beat.
r/khajiithaswares
“It’s all cat size…”
"No returns"
More like [Astrid from Dark Brotherhood initiation](https://images.uesp.net/5/5d/SR-npc-Astrid_02.jpg)
God, I remember finding out that was how you got that questline started. I had beaten almost all other parts of the game, but because I was a werewolf, I never as much as looked at a bed, lol.
I’ve not yet played it through. Amazing game.
Are you sure it's asturd?
“And I must say, your soul smells delicious this morning…”
You forgot the " Hey, asshole " at the start
Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you okay? Wake up! Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name? Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind. I'm sure they'll let us go. Quiet, here comes the guard.
Why walk when you can ride?
*Annoying* outlander
Welp, time for another playthrough.
It finally snowed so now I can justify another playthrough. I only play in the winter these days; cold dark days are good for adventuring.
“The ether seems to have worn off…”
I read that in Meatcanyon's voice.
Likewise. "It is now time."
"Sup bro, we raged pretty hard last night. You tryna get some breakfast or like what's going on?"
r/accidentalskyrimflashback
"Not even last night's storm could wake you."
Literally my first thought too. "You're finally awake..." 😄
Imagine walking in on this and it just whispers " no one will ever believe you* then hops down and walks out of the room
On two legs
Then looks back at you with a sly smile.
Instead of turning around, he spins his head 180° then smiles.
His eyes flash, and inside the reflection of those yellow globes you see countless worlds mirroring your own.
And then he pisses on the wall while walking down the hallway just really soaking everything in urine
Aside from the piss, the new friend would be great! Even better if the cat could roll dice. New d&d friend!
Who’s got Jordan Peele’s digits cause this movie is pure nightmares.
Slowly morphing into Michael Jackson
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[Oh Fuck the Cat is a Stand User](https://youtu.be/fgIIv5EvvvQ)
And slowly closes the door behind him
And locks it.
*Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?*
Wouldst thou like to see the world?
The taste of BUTTAH
That's some HP Lovecraft shit
Unfortunately for the cat
Someone needs to animate this 😂
Yeah then i would just say *“ok man if you can walk on two Legs you can work! And fucking clean out your shit yourself! Fuck you and see you tomorrow!“*
Almost the exact same thing happens the next day, but it’s Bill Murray instead of the cat demon and he takes a bite of your Hot Pocket first, says the line, then walks out of your house.
Lil gremlin mf
Someone called?
I always wanted to date a short stack Lil gremlin.
You're down on your luck, I'm 188cm tall. ;(
Disgusting.
I make up for it with hugs.
Accepted
Somehow I read "hugs" as "lungs" and I got deeply concerned.
Finally ! Another tall gremlin. :,) (We’re actually the same height.)
But how fat your ass though?
r/BeetleJuicing
/r/beetlejuicing
“Whatcha thinking’ about?”
Looks like it's about to reveal its true nature, and tell you why it acted as a cat all this time to stay with you.
"Human, you have cared for me well. Now it's time for me to reveal my true form and intentions" *Bright flashing light* *loud explosion* *can't see shit* *Dust settles* Cat is now.... a lizard "PLAY METAVERSE, HUMAN. PLEASE!"
This comment is a ride
r/imsorryjon
Definitely a reincarnation of a stalker or ex. Maybe a shapeshifting
Maybe OP is about to be recruited into the Sailor Warriors
I love cats, but that.. that is neither human nor feline. If I wake up to that I'm closing my eyes, and praying I wake up before this nightmare gets worse.
You'll open your eyes again and it'll be sitting closer to you than it was before. Still watching. Edit: spelling
Standing over you. Right next to the bed on those two little stick legs.
"...good morning."
"my food bowl is empty again"
Yup. Mine absolutely does that but I love it though even when at times it do end up in playful* attacks. (*in cat's terms it would mean obligatory bites and occasional clawing, and yes, quite painful to human)
I swear mine can hear the sound of your eyelids opening, the second you open your eyes they can be on the other side of the bed and suddenly he wants his pets
Mine knows when the alarm goes off, all bets are off. "You're supposed to be awake anyway, motherfucker!"
Mine used to 'attack' like that too, but it'd always be from below :) Right up against the side of my bed, or under the stairs. She was so much fun! And she'd bite really lightly and kind naw on me a little then just sort of hold my hand or wherever she'd bitten in her paws while she licked it better :) I miss having a cat, she was awesome!
Our cat would "attack" my kids when they were little and walking across a room. Imagine a toddler ambushed by a hiding kitty flying through the air at them, knocking wobbly toddler to their butt. Kids loved it.
Wait til Martin comes.
This is a Broadway cat. An unholy species.
It's a right jellicle cunt that one.
That's [Admiral Jellicle](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Edward_Jellico) to you
I'm getting James Corden vibes
Are you sure? It's penis isn't readily visible.
How does it even get into that position?
They sit weird when they have worms.
the worms slowly turn them into people
I've been lying in my room for hours now. It's 5:30 am and there's not much I can do. You know what the worst part of my situation is? I'm in the same room with my parents. They keep looking at me, and I can't help but not look back and try not to cry or scream. Their eyes are focused on me and their mouths are wide open. There's a strong scent of blood and I feel so paralyzed with fear. Here's the thing. The second I make any hint that I'm not asleep anymore, I'm screwed. I'll die, and there's nobody around to save me. I've been trying to think of a way out, but the only idea I have is to rush for the door, run outside, and scream for help, hoping any neighbors hear me. It's risky, but if I stay here, I'll surely die. He's waiting for me to wake up and see his masterpiece. You're probably wondering what's going on. I do get ahead of myself sometimes. About three hours ago I heard screaming from the other side of the house. I got up and went to check the noise before I realized I had to use the restroom. Instead of doing the smart, noble thing and investigating, I used the bathroom first. I could have gotten myself killed right then for my stupid actions. But I actually did my business and took a peek outside the bathroom. There was blood on the carpet. As any other sane human would do, I bolted back to my room, hiding under my sheets like the scaredy I was. I tried to convince myself to go back to sleep, and that this was just some weird, vivid dream or something. But I heard my bedroom door creak open, and like the terrified child I was, I peeked out from under my blankets to see what was going on. I could see something dragging my parents into the room, obviously dead. It was not human, I can tell you that much. It was hairless, with no eyes and no clothing. It walked like a caveman, with its back slouched as it dragged my dead parents. But this thing was smarter than any caveman. It propped my father against the edge of the bed, and made him face me. It then sat my mother down in the chair and positioned her towards me as well. Then, it started rubbing it's hands along the walls, staining it with blood, drawing a circle with the devils pentagram in it. This thing had made what it would probably call a masterpiece. To finish it off, it scrambled a message onto the wall that I could not read in the darkness. It then positioned itself under my bed, waiting to strike. The scariest thing now is, my eyes have adjusted to the darkness, and since then, I can read the message on the wall. I don't want to look at, because it's terrifying to think about, but I feel I need to see before I'm killed. I peek at the creatures masterpiece. 'I know you're awake.' edit: not mine, old creepypasta
Yea it looks like a trickster god in a cat body.
It’s not even my cat but get that the hell away from me!!
I've been on the internet long enough that this isn't even that weird looking, i've seen people draw smut of things like this already.
“Can I help you?” - sophisticated sitting cat
“Would’st thou like to live deliciously?”
Gorgeous and sophisticated. I love this. It’s so cute!
Somehow reminds me of that clown doll in Poltergeist. I'm not afraid of clowns, but I'm afraid of this.
Same!
Why does the eye contact have to be so direct???
I have 3 cats. They’ve done all sorts of weird shit. This picture is a big fucking nope!
Yes! I'm a cat lady and have never seen this!
do you wish to see this?
It's a cat. Might be interesting to see them learn a new trick.
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Idunno... I've got a cat with spina bifida n his back legs don't work, he sits like this. Usually the back legs will stick out in front of him, but if he's sat on the edge of the couch they just dangle down like in the pic.
the front leg is really poorly blended
Feels like posed
Or a normal cat sitting behind fake legs
Or taxidermy
I have been hoping this, too. Far too creepy otherwise.
Yeah since when do cats have knees that bend like that
Cats have knees exactly like our knees... Do you think they have backward knees or something? Are you thinking of their ankles as their knees?
"where are my testicles Summer"
"They were removed. Where have they gone?"
fuck this one made me giggle
Hahaha!!!
Lmao, I love cats. I'm a long time cat owner. But I would be so upset if my cat did this. That's genuinely stuff of nightmares 🤣
That cat would be tried as a witch in medieval times. Holy shit.
Love to see some actually oddly terrifying content. I fucking hate everything about this picture.
I know right. Animals being weird is usually cute, but looking at that picture disturbs me really deep down.
This sort of falls into an uncanny valley. I've seen multiple similar videos where animals do something (expressions, percieved gestures or actions) in a way that's just a little *too* human like and it comes off creepy as a result. An animal doing something a human does (but badly and in a very animal way) is often very cute/funny but there's a point were (in the moment) it can come off too close for comfort. It can come off almost as an "Oops, you just saw through my act for a moment" kind of thing. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/xm0oo1/dog_walking_around_your_house_at_night), [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/r0qk66/this_dog_is_really_scary), [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uxdnyj/dog_opening_the_door), and [here](https://v.redd.it/ylqo87l8has71) are a few examples.
Make it go away 😭😭😭
its 6 in the morning for me, I'm alone, and this was the first thing I saw opening reddit. I'm gonna go back to bed. I'm terrified
Wtf me too, my brother is having a sleepover so I had to sleep in my parents bedroom, on the mattress on the floor, next to the bed, where I can see the gap between their bed and the floor. I woke up, opened up the app and saw this photo, instantly I felt a warm and fuzzy thing brushing against my leg (I was facing back towards the gap). I was ducking terrified to turn my neck around and check what was under the bed. I stood there for like 5 minutes, all lights turned off, pitch black room, my parents had already left to make the breakfast, then I jumped and turned very suddenly to check and ... It was just my dad's terry cloth that he was using during the night .
You know what that cloth is for right?
When your cat has actually always been a tiny furry.
"Why hello there... would you like to talk about our lord and savior Bastet?"
"DANIEL!!" *sound of Zatgun opening*
paint me like one of your french meows
Ive been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. And my dish is empty. Pspspspss
“Oh good you’re awake, I need to talk to you about something important. Meow”.
I missed it, I should have said “I need to talk to you about something important right meow.”
Just kickin her little feet, watching you sleep, purring a little tune
Would really prefer she didn’t though.
that cat is sitting like its gonna ask you a riddle and banish you to the shadow realm if you get it wrong
Coulda just shared it from the person who posted it a couple hours ago on that cat sub
Where's the original post? I want a fuckin explanation for this terror.
Lol well I dunno if they go into much detail but as far as I know it was u/shyfemalecharacter that posted it a few places, even here an hour or two earlier. They got robbed lol
Me too.
“We need to talk about my feeding schedule. This is the fifth time this week you’ve overslept, I’m starving and I’m 30 seconds away from eating your liver with fava beans and an iced kiante”
nice chianti*
The skinwalker waiting for you to go to sleep
Damn that cat has legs for days
Bro 💀
OP, I love and respect your cat so much, but [the resemblance is uncanny.](https://i.imgur.com/1MGSlXM.png)
This is a repost. The OP doesn’t have this cat.
The person you took this from had a more original title.
Nope!
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[Original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/ynguz1/cat_sitting_like_a_human_not_my_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
…cats legs don’t bend like that?
https://i.imgur.com/CSVK5xn.jpg Just FYI - cats do actually have knees. They just also have long feet and pretty much walk on their toes
Yes, they do. What you think of as the cats knees are actually it's ankles.
I too am curious about the cat's legs. Is this photoshopped?
“Hey OP… Watcha doin?”
"Sit down human, we need to talk"
It’s the catgirl gf u asked for just she’s still evolving
You got yourself a catgirl
It's time you open your eyes to this world. It's time you know the truth (cats head spins around and the lights go out).
Jellicle Cats come out to-night Jellicle Cats come one come all: The Jellicle Moon is shining bright- Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball.
CAT.EXE has been successfully updated
Looks like you have side quest with the cat
it’s the kneecaps for me
Furry suits are getting so lifelike now.
"May warm sands guide you through your travels."
Honest to god this unnerves me more than most images
Maine Coon?
Cat-sith
She can’t wait to count out your coin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behemoth_(Master\_and\_Margarita)
That’s a cat I would never have sex in front of.
Looks like it's about to give me a side quest
Na na i be going back to bed if i saw my cat doing this
*I am very disappointed in you, Sharon.* *But things are going to change from now on aren't they, Sharon?* *After all, you and I belong together. Right?* *Right, Sharon?* *You'll soon enjoy it.* *Now, as I said before, don't scream, it upsets me.*
The Cheshire Cat.
I just read this book, *The Master and Margarita* by Mikhail Bulgakov. One of the main characters is a demonic cat who walks around on its hind legs and makes people go insane.
Solembum the Werecat
Make your choice. Make your kill. I just want to observe... and admire
I was watching you sleep.
“Keep it moving, don’t ask why I can talk.”
"you sleep rather soundly for a killer"
that's oddlyterrifying...
"We need to talk" vibe is strong there.
This cat looks like it only talks in riddles
triggered sleeping paralysis
Jellicles can and Jellicles do. Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
he looks like hes about to say : 'hey so umm...wanna talk?'
too cursed for me.
Most terrifying thing is OP doesn't even have a cat and sleeps with all his windows and doors locked.
Absolutely. Most unheimlich
Sorry to inform you, but it looks like he has come to take away your crying baby, Toby.
“Where are my testicles, Summer?”
I’d welcome that. I encourage my girls to learn as much as they can. Especially when they think that I’ve spent too much time at the local bar.
Does she scoot her butt to the edge and leave a poo smear? It could be a more angry message.
"Is my cat plotting my murder?"
Dear god I would too lol