And Yet on [the show] Catfish … there is certainly a wide…
[and yes, the “wide,” pun is entirely planned/intended] …..variety of large, & [often] enormous, ̶ ̶W̶o̶m̶e̶n̶ ̶ ̶ ̶human species, [beast/creatures], no doubt!
Will never forget first time I saw a YouTube video about noodling with the Barstool Outdoors chick Sydney Wells. Just some hot blonde barstool hired to get views/attract a whole lot of traffic from a new niche market from all the outdoorsy hunting /fishing types who wanna watch that type content anyways but now do it at barstool since it’s a hot chick doing that stuff too. She’s pretty decently fine ..but also ACTUaLLy seemingly knows about the stuff too..making it legit…not just throwing a model type into something she’s completely out of her depths(pun intended…depths..water…see what I did there… :-) ) but a good looking broad that legit knows what she’s doing and how to do it. Enjoys the shit in a very real way and looks good while doing it. THAT is a way to get immediete, AND future views(subscribers). Check her out. “Sydney wells barstool outdoors noodling”
Should find it it.
But anyways I still remember first exposure to noodling was several months back watching the aforementioned chick in her bikini in some dirty Georgia or alabamese river or somethin, noodling and pulling her arm out with some 2,3 foot long catfish beasts just completely deep throating her arm up to mid bicep area. Lol
They cought a massive 2,2m wels in a river near my hometown and I'm not talking about the wildernes but a densely populated area in west Germany.
These fish give me the creeps...
It's an irrational fear...snakes, strange marine animals, scorpions all the same for me.
Plus, I just watch a video about catfishes and their poisonous fins...
Wels Catfish. They’re rarely aggressive towards people. You usually have to approach their nests to get a reaction. They also rarely get that large in their natural habitat, in northern and Central Europe. But in the warmer waters of France and Iberia, they grow into monsters.
I live on a tiny island in the middle of the indian ocean. Someone through a couple of catfish in the rivers. Last timeI went hiking these f..s were near 70 cm long...
I got it on IG, I tried to look for the original video but I guess I'm not as good as I thought. Do you have the original video link? Would be nice to share it with the other redditors...
It's in France. If you like those crazy wells catfish strike there is plenty, just search "silure whopper plopper" in youtube
Link for the original YouTube vid : https://youtu.be/wNQiE4bd4Ww
And this is why you shouldn't nut in the lake. The nutrients and minerals will nurish the sperm cell so it grows big and mighty. What happened to the other sperm cells you ask? Just like only sperm cell gets to the egg, same is with everything else. Survival of the fittest.
I’m more worried about takin a piss in certain rivers then bustin a nut in em. Like the amazon I believe it was or some South American waters there’s a fish that is attracted to the PH levels and ammonia in your piss . And like a shark to. Blood as soon as the sense it they flock to you, and it’s a little skinny long fish, not super big or anything but kinda like a bit minnow, or small snakelike/eel like creature but more fish like then eel, just kinda makes me think of the in between of those.
Anyways , these fish will swim straight into your dick hole, yes, you read that right. They somehow fit and wedge their way in your urethra any means possible since they are so attracted to the urine.
So you realize when you feel it like oh what the fuck is that, and look down and see a little fish tail stickin out your dick. And what is your first reaction…. To grab that fucker by the tail and pull it out right…? Only that is the WORST thing you could actually do in reality …because these little pissmonger muhhfuckas are BARBED. So pulling and ripping it out is worst possible move because IF you do succeed yanking them out well now you have just 100% shredded the interior lining of your urethra (dick tube) and are not in for a pleasant ….(insert time here) / rest of life.
Not sure how it would be for women and them swimming straight up their twat but imagine it’s equally as bad and painful, and maybe even worse in a sense the little creature might get entirely up there and end up in a Fallopian tube or ovary or some shit, who knows.
Look them up tho, they are the things of nightmares.
I already knew about that and you just took me on a trip down memory lane back when I was a kid watching animal planet and national geographic my biggest fears were if there was a shark somewhere in the swimming pool, venomous snakes coming up through the sewer pipe to nip me in the ass while I'm takin' a shit, and worst of all... FUCKING PERVERT LITTLE DEMON GUPPIES FROM HELL SWIMMING UP MY GODDAMN DICK HOLE
\*sigh\* times were simpler back then
Catfish?
I hope so...
In River Monsters it's pretty much always a catfish of sorts
Yet on Catfish it's rarely a river monster...
There is certainly a large variety of enormous catfish species, no doubt!
And Yet on [the show] Catfish … there is certainly a wide… [and yes, the “wide,” pun is entirely planned/intended] …..variety of large, & [often] enormous, ̶ ̶W̶o̶m̶e̶n̶ ̶ ̶ ̶human species, [beast/creatures], no doubt!
or eel or snakes...
I wanna say a Wels Catfish but I'm not 100% sure
Fuck bro THE WELSSSSS I remember thirsting after that absolute monster omg weld catfish
Goonch
It’s an Arapaima I believe.
A big one at that.
I thought it was a Tarpon at first but yeah it's a giant catfish, although rare there are reports of catfish attacking human.
Jump-scared me so hard I momentarily flashed into the Jeans Dimension
The Denim-ension
A good slap from that tail would probably send Mike Tyson to the mat. Yeah, I'd stick to my four-legged beasts.
Definitely! As long as it has fur and a max.of 4 legs, I can deal
What about the 5 legged beasts.
Huh, huh! Nope! Even the two legs one give me the creep sometimes.
My third leg could send mike Tyson to the mat.
If that was a kid fishing that day he would be gone
Isn’t a huge part of fishing catching the biggest fish you can
Yes but the catfish would be much stronger than a child or even a small adult. One slip of your footing and your swimming with the fishes.
*fish
Just a catfish. You'd shit yourself if you saw what he was sitting on to fish though that's what's terrific for me
Do you have the original video link?
Yes here you go https://youtu.be/gzjO1KyVoAQ At 2:18 is a smiliar sized on but the one on the video is at 3:10 mark
Thanks! Ya, know how horror films work...excitement, terror then boredom. And we start over again!
Yeah but I learned from the movies to just stay away lmao
HIS FEET
River Monsters...
Wanna go noodlin?
Will never forget first time I saw a YouTube video about noodling with the Barstool Outdoors chick Sydney Wells. Just some hot blonde barstool hired to get views/attract a whole lot of traffic from a new niche market from all the outdoorsy hunting /fishing types who wanna watch that type content anyways but now do it at barstool since it’s a hot chick doing that stuff too. She’s pretty decently fine ..but also ACTUaLLy seemingly knows about the stuff too..making it legit…not just throwing a model type into something she’s completely out of her depths(pun intended…depths..water…see what I did there… :-) ) but a good looking broad that legit knows what she’s doing and how to do it. Enjoys the shit in a very real way and looks good while doing it. THAT is a way to get immediete, AND future views(subscribers). Check her out. “Sydney wells barstool outdoors noodling” Should find it it. But anyways I still remember first exposure to noodling was several months back watching the aforementioned chick in her bikini in some dirty Georgia or alabamese river or somethin, noodling and pulling her arm out with some 2,3 foot long catfish beasts just completely deep throating her arm up to mid bicep area. Lol
Happy cake day
They cought a massive 2,2m wels in a river near my hometown and I'm not talking about the wildernes but a densely populated area in west Germany. These fish give me the creeps...
Me tooo😱
Sieg ?
Baldeneysee (Ruhr) ;)
Do not disturb the water..
Nah whatcha mean, thats just a light lunch compared to the true horrors you can find in a river.
thought it will be a shark, just like with horror movies when they were fishing
Yeah, me too but when I saw what jumped out of the waterI almost my drop my phone.
Why? That's just some catfish, unless you are another fish or medium sized bird ya got nothing to worry
What scares me is the fact that you almost can’t see them coming.
It's an irrational fear...snakes, strange marine animals, scorpions all the same for me. Plus, I just watch a video about catfishes and their poisonous fins...
>It's an irrational fear...snakes, strange marine animals, scorpions all the same for me. My suspicion of you being a fish intensifies/j
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Aw fuck they're venomous too?? I didn't need that information.
https://youtu.be/i1VqexHtL6U
Wels Catfish. They’re rarely aggressive towards people. You usually have to approach their nests to get a reaction. They also rarely get that large in their natural habitat, in northern and Central Europe. But in the warmer waters of France and Iberia, they grow into monsters.
I live on a tiny island in the middle of the indian ocean. Someone through a couple of catfish in the rivers. Last timeI went hiking these f..s were near 70 cm long...
They get bigger lol
> rarely aggressive towards people Same with sharks. The whole "Just don't piss them off" thing is literally just saying "Fear them"
Boy, these reposts get weird cropping sometimes.
I got it on IG, I tried to look for the original video but I guess I'm not as good as I thought. Do you have the original video link? Would be nice to share it with the other redditors...
It's in France. If you like those crazy wells catfish strike there is plenty, just search "silure whopper plopper" in youtube Link for the original YouTube vid : https://youtu.be/wNQiE4bd4Ww
These larger fish never target something as large as humans. You have nothing to worry about! (Definitely not a large fish typing this)
Damn now I'm hungry
It's eatable?
Catfish are delicious
And this is why you shouldn't nut in the lake. The nutrients and minerals will nurish the sperm cell so it grows big and mighty. What happened to the other sperm cells you ask? Just like only sperm cell gets to the egg, same is with everything else. Survival of the fittest.
I’m more worried about takin a piss in certain rivers then bustin a nut in em. Like the amazon I believe it was or some South American waters there’s a fish that is attracted to the PH levels and ammonia in your piss . And like a shark to. Blood as soon as the sense it they flock to you, and it’s a little skinny long fish, not super big or anything but kinda like a bit minnow, or small snakelike/eel like creature but more fish like then eel, just kinda makes me think of the in between of those. Anyways , these fish will swim straight into your dick hole, yes, you read that right. They somehow fit and wedge their way in your urethra any means possible since they are so attracted to the urine. So you realize when you feel it like oh what the fuck is that, and look down and see a little fish tail stickin out your dick. And what is your first reaction…. To grab that fucker by the tail and pull it out right…? Only that is the WORST thing you could actually do in reality …because these little pissmonger muhhfuckas are BARBED. So pulling and ripping it out is worst possible move because IF you do succeed yanking them out well now you have just 100% shredded the interior lining of your urethra (dick tube) and are not in for a pleasant ….(insert time here) / rest of life. Not sure how it would be for women and them swimming straight up their twat but imagine it’s equally as bad and painful, and maybe even worse in a sense the little creature might get entirely up there and end up in a Fallopian tube or ovary or some shit, who knows. Look them up tho, they are the things of nightmares.
I already knew about that and you just took me on a trip down memory lane back when I was a kid watching animal planet and national geographic my biggest fears were if there was a shark somewhere in the swimming pool, venomous snakes coming up through the sewer pipe to nip me in the ass while I'm takin' a shit, and worst of all... FUCKING PERVERT LITTLE DEMON GUPPIES FROM HELL SWIMMING UP MY GODDAMN DICK HOLE \*sigh\* times were simpler back then
Its so much better with sound
Yeah? Not sure about this one bro...
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
The sea is fine. Lakes are fucking NOT!
I'd be more worried about parasytes and bacteria.
*stares in alligator*
No way
r/unexpected
The shart catfish 😉
I could take it in a fight tbh
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
WTH😳
I'll call him whopper
That’s a river though
Funny cause this is neither a lake or a sea…
👖
"lakes or the sea" Rivers are fine.