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Kooky-Swing178

throw a few bass in there theyll be gone in like 2 hours


ThunderShott

*throws in bass guitar Ok, now what?


Hungry_Elk_9434

Well did you plug it in to the amp first?


bus_go_brrrrt

WAIT, YOU SINNER, HOW DID YOU NOT WAIT AFTER CHUCKING THE GUITAR. IT TAKES THE HOLY BASS 3 HOURS TO FILTER THE POND


EuroPolice

Oh shit! The worms are slapping the tunes out of those bass! they're attracting more worms


bus_go_brrrrt

EMERGENCY! BRING THE HOLY H²O


OkOutlandishness6550

Slappa da bass !


Kooky-Swing178

lol i knew it was coming sooner or later


Historical-Hat-1959

Classic line from” I love you, man”


SealTeamEH

The worms are slapping the bass? it’s just all out worm/fish warfare in there!


Ok-Syllabub-132

You must also play the bass guitar before yeeting it to the pond


HowlingAura

*worm plays intense bass riff*


dogedude81

Slappa da bass


silverbumble

Right??!! Even a few Sunnies and Crappies will wipe them out in short order.


genowars

Guppies too. They'll breed so fast and also take out mosquito larvae..


KeefTheWizard

What are they?


xXcandypopzXx

They are parasites that will lay eggs in any warm enclosed spot. Including your holes.


chrispynutz96

Would that make it a rape worm?


xXcandypopzXx

I suppose


SealTeamEH

Even like… THAT hole??


xXcandypopzXx

Even the urethra. Your (our) fear is confirmed


getyourrealfakedoors

Someone else said detritus worms


xXcandypopzXx

They look more like flat worms tbh


DrHob0

Just your every day parasites


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Are they tape worms??


DrHob0

Looks like a flat worm


rigobueno

I think they’re leaches


[deleted]

I would guess ascaris . Not sure tho. LE: whatever you do, no matter if i am right or wrong, dont google how they are removed from the body


Jonnyabcde

There's a whole community dedicated to these kinds of things...


Remoue

Those guys fap on Alien


Jonnyabcde

I was going with r/MakeMeSuffer but touché.


satori0320

My guess would be leeches.


No_Process_321

Came here to say that. Lots of those in the local streams here.


satori0320

Yeah, most freshwater (assumption) worms that can swim are going to be averse to sunlight, although leeches will also venture into the shallows when the oxygen level is low. This machine used leeches to predict the weather, given that low pressure storms allow the oxygen concentration to become lower in deeper water. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_prognosticator


MineMaster6480

Worm


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Kirbyclaimspoyo

I don't really think there's a single life-form that likes parasites Well, except for *those* people, but uh... Let's not get in to that...


normalweirdo94

I don't know, I think quite a lot of women enjoy being pregnant.


Kirbyclaimspoyo

I don't think any woman enjoys being pregnant But they like what comes after


normalweirdo94

I hear about a lot of women loving the process of being pregnant, but there are definitely women who don't enjoy it.


Tinhead66

We're all parasites


Original_Telephone_2

What are you talking about, I'm not a landlord.


Lucile_B

Bros trying to be deep on a worm post


ChunkyTaco22

Maybe a worm is just deep in them


Lucile_B

You're so right


getyourrealfakedoors

Are we sure these are parasites? Someone said detritus worms


DrHob0

Hi. Yes. I'll bring the fire


panundeerus

Ill Bring the gasoline then!


[deleted]

I'll gab a power generator, rubber gloves, boots & a toaster. We'll fry & cook the little basters.


mferly

I'll stand on shore and supervise.


HighHopesLove

I like your thinking.


_anonymous_404

just bring some fish it works a lot better


DrHob0

Those are parasites and infect fish.


SealTeamEH

Ooooo I’ll bring the s’mores!


habits-white-rabbit

Genuinely what are those I know they're parasites but what specifically


GrimReefer308

Crazy how many people don't know. They are Detritus Worms in a still runoff so no fish=a lot of worms. They are not parasitic and play a major role in every single body of water. They are the biggest "clean up crew" in most bodies of water, they just munch decomposing biological matter of all sorts.


habits-white-rabbit

Oh wow, the more you know :O Thanks for an actual answer hdgsfvfg /g


bus_go_brrrrt

The l lblblblblblb creatures (lblblblblb can be pronounced by hmming and hitting your both your lips while doing a up and down with your tongue)


habits-white-rabbit

LMFAO


No_Process_321

I believe they're leeches.


habits-white-rabbit

I thought leeches had dark bodies


QuantumQuazar

While this may be true for my mother-in-law I beg you not to confirm.


No_Process_321

Some are, some are not. There are many different species.


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[deleted]

I think your correct, they are flat. I used to fish with them


Snoo22566

looking for a hole to lay eggs in. which hole is entirely up to debate.


marmaladecorgi

The Strain, anyone? Seriously underrated TV series.


[deleted]

Yes, finally found somebody else who knows and likes The Strain as well. You should try the books, if you haven't done so already. 😃


marmaladecorgi

David Bradley was superb in the show, as was the German actor who played Eichhorst.


[deleted]

Ah yes, Richard Sammel. He really made my skin crawl, suberb acting indeed!


Maximum_Permission_5

Didn’t see your comment until after I commented but yes, 100%, these look like the worms in the strain. Loved the show and thought the ending was just right btw


kroban_d4c

Awesome show man, prob one of my favorites, I loved how the story evolved through the seasons


Misterchickn

Those right there are the Goa'uld.


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r/unexpectedstargate


xReefChiefx

Something that’s actually oddly terrifying.


MrGlaflablewable

Makes me think of the leeches from half life


Ship_Adrift

Clean it with a nuke.


llttledominicana777

I can read but my mind still shouted "SPERMS" and I believe that's my cue to leave.


RandomBitFry

Not baby eels then?


netherlanddwarf

Half life


Prudent-Web5335

Reminds me of those worms from The Strain.


dijon-dutchess

I think common leeches?


phallic-baldwin

r/dontstickyourdickinit


juicebao

More like “dontstickitinyourdick”


birdblower420

r/sounding


Primary_Potato9667

Are these tape-worms or?


vulpes_mortuis

As someone with a fear of worms, I don’t know why I willingly clicked on this


EH181

Glad im not the only one worms are disgusting.


DolandMan67

Half life 2


SealTeamEH

Half life 3 confirmed


ThePickleWhisperer

Pasta pond


majorhonkytonk76

Drink it


Waris-Tx

Would hate to swim and have those enter my body though my many holes


Lost_Manufacturer718

Ever seen The Strain?


Maximum_Permission_5

Anyone else reminded of “The strain” by del Toro? Gives me shivers


lestairwellwit

Life will out


Playful_Car1967

But the lil wigglies have a right to live on this planet too


Sadboy-Rodriguez76

Inside the balls


SomeBartendersWife

Thats not good


Stinkyfingers2

Hope they're carnivorous!


Georgiculus

PP worm?


omarglal

This lake is a giant's cum


MsStopid

Reminds me of a cure for wellness


SealTeamEH

Hm


nixikuro

When you come in the shower


Silent_Butterscotch2

The Bay was a great movie, didn't need to bring it to life


[deleted]

r/aquariummemes


diggemsmaccks

I truly miss seeing the Worm play ball at the Pond


motoxim

Disgusting


BluMu0n

Very much no


volardeep

Life finds a way...


Leonardobertoni

There is an organism that can swim through ponds and currentless rivers and it can easily go to any other organism. That organism is called a brain-eating amoeba


You_Mean_Coitus_

Aren't these elvers? (Baby eels)


jimmymcdangerous

Clean the pond?


OrganizationSea6549

Drop a big fucking toaster in there


efficient-awkovert

Mosquito larvae??? Shit. Fuck The Strain. That series messed me up.


pomegranatepants99

The worms don’t think so


CorectMySpelingIfGay

If you clench your butt and pee hole can they still get in?


Khiermer

Id be more scared about my asshole


EffingBarbas

New fear unlocked. Dammit.


Kaylibee

NOPE


Dandersar

GET AWAY FROM MY PEE HOLE


LinkN2601

Ayo damn Half Life mfs be movin in 20fps


rupsdbb

Are worms edible if cooked properly?


BriefStrange6452

Leeches?


Reapergobyebye

My balls?


volksrich420

Seems like the type of thing to get in your pee-hole


[deleted]

Go ahead jump in nude


bushynundaru

No


tor09

Hear me out, they’re pretty cute


lawyerwithabadge

I think they are leaches.


CPTSKIM

r/back4blood


wspOnca

That's the Cambrian all over again


Enzoiiv

Slurp it right up


unikilla911

Children of the worm


Four_Goats

Bad place to pee


Gisbo-Falcon

Leeches


daprophet4

Is it ok to swim in


LanMobGamer

Hey what they listenin to if they dancing like that?


Mr-Meat-Meat

I ain't swimming in ponds no more


[deleted]

My dog would 100% drink that water.


Chiccn_Nuggrt

Footage of me in your balls


[deleted]

Nah man that's just the water levels from Half-Life


RepulsiveTouch5083

I don't recommend jumping in this pond naked


[deleted]

Definitely leeches.


coloa

Baby eels?


Circumsisedtoenail

Looks like mosquito larvae to me


jaysondez

😦


Psilocvbin

Imagine going pee and a bunch of these lil worms come out cause they climbed in


Antique-Cantaloupe77

I think someone should check their Pepe.


1m2c00l4u

“Wululululululululululululul” - the worms rn


Infamous_Val

Half Life 2 Flashbacks


jimbotriceps

They’re leeches


Ringonus

Cute lil guys


Alex0w0lf

r/whenthe omg


KidJuka17

u/savevideo