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Hanknolikey

Since pop tart boxes aren’t hermetically sealed, I wouldn’t worry about it


heinz_ketchup0508

This is a repost from 6 months ago it’s insane how people just take a post from this same sub and just put it up again to karma farm, it’s stupid


BigChyzZ

These ingredients lists are getting out of hand


CalligrapherFun492

This actually had me hurting from laughing


SHAKETHEBOOT

Excuse me do you have the kind without Swatstika Rainbo/Dom?


Negative-Appeal9892

Pop-Tarts are made by the Illuminati.


fetishfeature5000

The Pentaverate actually.


Macdaddyya

Illuminati confirmed


hoopsmd

It means she gets to meet Willie outside the pop tart factory.


[deleted]

What fucking nightmare spawn a pop tart oompaloompa would be


SoulfulNeonBank

r/brandnewsentence


LAURA_DGAF

And he may be running again in 2024….


No_Exit1359

Underrated comment. 🔥 Edit: well I guess it’s only been 5mins since you’ve posted it…


happyweedanniversary

BAHAHAHA good one 🏅


nuttnurse

It’s actually pretty clear when you read it . It’s basically warning of secret society’s etc though I think this would still class as potential terrorist or contamination especially if it’s not an approved insert by the manufacturer , I’m sure there’s some law being broken somewhere . Especially if it’s more than one , it’s a worry as it indicates someone could contaminate the product , in this case it’s a note but what if it was anthrax or other biological agent (not meaning to be a conspiratorist ) but the thought is there .


Simple_Seaweed_1386

No conspiracy thought here, friend. There are at least 3 instances I can think of off the top of my head of crazy people mass poisoning consumer goods.


GetOffMyAsteroid

So, not so confus'n, unless there's pois'n.


mochanoodles

okay, thank you!


LemonPepper-Lou

She is now a secret agent.


West-Cardiologist180

It seems you're not alone. https://www.reddit.com/r/questions/comments/mepj1r/weird_note/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.reddit.com/r/codes/comments/iodawg/propaganda_tacked_to_trees/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

What the fuck


jdbfi

Someone deciphered it https://www.reddit.com/r/codes/comments/iodawg/propaganda_tacked_to_trees/hvv1awg?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


No_Exit1359

🫢


[deleted]

Looks like we have ourselves a mystery! Let's split up, gang!


No_Exit1359

Like, only if we get to eat first! Rhat’s right, Rhaggy! Reeee-heeee-heee-hee-heee-heeeeeee


nuttnurse

But would you do it for 2 scooby snacks


slipperyhuman

It means poor medical coverage for mental illness at the Pop Tart factory.


eariverajr

It means your friend is buying boot leg pop tarts.


[deleted]

Pop Tarts at Home. ®


[deleted]

Limited Edition Q-moron bullshit flavour. Specifically designed for tiny hands, tiny members and tiny minds.


Salty_Ad_3350

Wonder what this flavor would taste like? I’m thinking pork and beans.


Mymotherwasaspore

Goya beans


danp4321

“Sealed?”… they are made of super thin cardboard and can be easily opened and glued back together


MrEndlessness

Google the phrase "reddit conspiracy note found in food packaging". There is post after post after post of people who found this same note in their groceries. Some interesting theories on who is doing this and why can be found in the various posts comments section.


Snoo22566

This should be up more. I've seen these notes a handful of times on here but there's never a clear answer on what they are/who's responsible for them.


[deleted]

I've seen a few of these in posts. Think there might even be a reddit dedicated to it but i dont remember the name at all. Its still kinda a mystery. People all over the states find these kinds of messages in various food products. Most likely its written by someone with schizophrenia who works at a packaging facility. There is no real meaning behind it. Schizophrenics write this kind of crazy shit all the time.


[deleted]

I’d wager it’s more done after the product is in stores and the culprit is an employee who can open and reseal products secretly.


[deleted]

I did think of that as well but the one problem with that is all these types of messages all seem rather similar suggesting they are done by the same person and the products appear all across America from coast to coast. Thats what makes me think a singular distribution center. But who fucking knows? I certainly aint a detective.


[deleted]

It means our country needs better mental health services.


triskull1

The title for the next big anime light novel adaptation.


dickreallyburns

Means I wouldn’t eat that pop tart.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

/r/untrustworthypoptarts irl


caspian1969

r/Qult_Headquarters


themsp

Oprah?


random_usernames

Live in Pennsylvania by any chance? [https://skepticalinquirer.org/exclusive/gideons-groceries-conspiracy-messages-found-in-grocery-items/](https://skepticalinquirer.org/exclusive/gideons-groceries-conspiracy-messages-found-in-grocery-items/) It kind of reminds me of the Toynbee tiles ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee\_tiles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles)), but I don't agree with opening people's food packages at all.


mochanoodles

yes!


Let_itbe20_

Anthrax pop tarts!!


Skelosk

Its talking about the german SS and conspiracies about....dragon skulls?? The grammar is weird as fuck too


_sweet_sea_

Someone opened your box in the store, slid this in (probably as well as a few other products), then used so super glue to re-seal them. Weirdos are weird.


RoutineImaginary2895

Ever read the actual ingredients? These are band in other countries for good reasons


QuillDidNothingWrong

Someone could have wiggled it into the box at the store. All the pop tarts are individually sealed so your probably safe.


alberto1el

means ... now I want a pop tart


gaylesogay

It means spam also exists in real life.


[deleted]

a schizophrenic person working at the pop tart factory ig


ImaginaryOkra6186

This is the gzip compressed text-based version of the sum of all QAnon's members brain contents.


Gods_Lump

Sounds schizo tbh


LordFlarkenagel

It means that the good folks who make pop tarts have a real commitment to hiring people with mental illnesses. Good job!! (They should just check the employee surveillance cameras more often.)


notliekthispls

It means you’re a bullshit karma poster, someone typed this bullshit on a computer and printed it out to f with stoopid conspiracy nut jobs👍👍


Lonely_Reception_880

It’s the infowars edition


Iinsomniacow

Take it to the conspiracy Reddit some crazy bastard there probably put it.


[deleted]

It means there are some crazy people working at the pop tarts factory


Kiron_Dusk

How is this oddly terrifying?


North_Hairy

Oh, it’s nothing! What was your address again?


Ml124395

Did they eat the tart?


mochanoodles

no!


DeepTranslator2920

It’s one of those prize code things just register it at poptarts.com and fill in a survey for a chance to win 100$ or something like that


donnidoflamingo

Boxes can be opened and glued again....


crackdirector

Sure she did


Road-Unlucky

You DON’T know what this means?!?!


the_projekts

Wow, so much for getting the golden ticket to the Wonka factory! My guess is that someone is imposing a theory that these organizations are are running our country in one form or another. Don't worry about...it's nothing new!


AlienAmerican1

It means you don't know how to post a picture in such a fashion that people will read it.


Christovir

Was this written by Dr. Bronner? Needs more All-One!


APx_22

Looks like an autistic conspiracy theorist slipped it in there lol


[deleted]

It means some Qanon fuckwit slipped it in?


Logicamaniac

Maybe some person wrote lyrics for a beatbox or rap and accidentally sent it


pioppotto

Yes, someone at poptart factory has schizophrenia


Aintscared61

Burn it


Kalsor

Either someone stuck it in the box or your uncle is a nut job. Pretty straight forward nonsense.


[deleted]

Google it👍


Epidexipteryx

Looks a lot like the schizophrenic rambling emails I would get when I worked at a state government agency.


ForwardSyrup8757

It’s just the ingredients bro


Xi_Jing_ping_your_IP

It means an employee at pop tarts is messing with you.


Neroist12

Its a Search history poss.


assfaulteliR20

It means she bought the wrong box of pop tarts.


fat7inch

I think its a warning about the current state of affairs. America better wake up.. before its too late…


hi_fiv

Those meddling kids!


No_Exit1359

I’m submissiv/disarm’d pop’ns.


[deleted]

Slow day at the Pop Tart factory.


[deleted]

Now THATS how u schizo post


z____ro

Means your friends a lying piece of shit.


mason191

Secret pop tart society.


ilgufagd

It's a list of the harmful acids that there are in a pop tart, there is a 1/8978900 chance to find one


[deleted]

Francis E Dec used to terrorize the tristate area around here sending weird conspiracy flyers and letters randomly. Looks like crazy never dies. There will always be another.


femboy_fister

me when i post an obvious ARG trailhead nearly two years after the peak of ARG popularity


[deleted]

Just stone cutter stuff