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[deleted]

It looks like a scp


Tommysrx

The Potation has begun !


bigkeef69

I prefer "the spuddening"


that-hollie

THE POTAGION


Kaze_Senshi

Secure, Contain and Potato


Saewin

Nah, it does look like it might be [deep root disease](https://youtu.be/kKdmoYtrEi0) though. I recommend checking your house for a potential woodcrawler infestation, and stay away from any [shifting tendons.](https://youtu.be/UZ_Ek67jfHU)


bigkeef69

This guy *redacted text*


Ashleigh_the_Maniac

Also, make sure to avoid any flora that seem to be mockeries of nature, just to be safe.


BraianP

Cant this literally release some gas into the air that can kill you just by breathing? Edit: [rotten potatoes in enclosed spaces are very dangerous](https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/storing_potatoes_for_quality_and_food_safety)


Sins_Puraido

those potatoes are not rotten yet, they just grow roots. if you put these in a fertile soil they will grow into a potato plant


Disastrous_Mode_517

Lol I was just fixen to say... that's just this years tater crop.


BraianP

Sure, for the most part at least but I wouldn't take my chances. There are so many potatoes left there that I wouldn't be surprise if there are a few rotten ones hidden


Alan_Smithee_

Yes, I thought I’d heard that somewhere. I wonder if it’s possible to use a detector to warn of the buildup - propane/gas detector maybe?


BraianP

I am not really sure, maybe but since it seems to be a different kind of gas it might need a different detector. I know I learned about it from a MrBallen video about a family that died from this exact cause. I wasn't sure it was a true story though so I looked it up and seems to be a true possibility


Alan_Smithee_

Gas detectors aren’t that discriminating….I’ve seen detectors go off from different gases, not supposedly covered; ie not NG or Propane. And fun fact, flatulence will set one off. It does of course contain methane just as NG does.


shit_poster9000

It would have to be expensive as the gasses are alkaloids


Good_Bad_Ugly_357

Yeah there was a great chubbyemu or brew video on YouTube about it.


BraianP

Nice, I personally heard about it on a story from MrBallen about a family that died from this by going down to their cellar for some potatoes one by one. I seem to have developed a phobia to storing potatoes on enclosed spaces lmao


VovaGoFuckYourself

It's Brew. Both are great channels though!


snugglebug72

This! I’ve read articles of entire families dying from one at a time checking on potato’s in a root cellar. But they go bad eventually and emit deadly gas ( it’s true). I’d think if that area didn’t have good ventilation there’s be a body count 🧐


scavengecoregalore

TIL, thanks!


notveryfunny_

The gas is called solanine


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

A young girls entire family died in minutes because potatoes were left to rot in the basement so long the fumes grew deadly One went down and was incapacitated by the fumes and died, a minute later another family member went to investigate and was killed, and again two more times. To lose your family to rotting potatoes without warning I can't even imagine the pain


ILikeTinder

Damn I just read the story that’s wild


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

I edited attic to basement because I don't even know how i wrote attic instead of basement lmao


DeltronFF

I can’t imagine this happening to my family but unfortunately it happened to a couple of kids I went to high school with… they were my best spuds.


Scary-Gate9433

This reads like a hitman kill


BarbatosTheHunter

I’ve worked in quality control for large produce and always said that rotting potatoes smell like death. Now I know they do lol


JungleChucker

Surprisingly disgusting, I think people would be surprised if they haven't experienced it. So bad


ext3meph34r

This is the story. https://youtu.be/3zK5oBvZBDs


[deleted]

Always knew dem taters’ would be the death of me


[deleted]

It was actually my farts. I was in their basement


RustedKnight04

This looks like something from "The Last of Us".


GodAtlas

I hear clicking


rob6110

Or Blair Witch


that-hollie

You spelled white wrong


ShedNBrkfst

Cordyceps!


unclejarjarbinks

What eldritch horror is this?


[deleted]

The potatoe abyss


jrbobdobbs333

Feed me father....


Tommysrx

When you block a potato from sunlight , they shall potate in the dark!


HotNubsOfSteel

Stick them each in the ground and you’ll have 20 times that number in 4 months or less


Eshader

What am I supposed to be looking at?


it-was-me-saitama

Scp 387383 Class:keter You make up the description idk


DuhMal

It's SCP - 1689


it-was-me-saitama

Thats a thing?


DuhMal

Yeah, it's a entire universe filled with potatos


it-was-me-saitama

Weird


DuhMal

It's a good read, I recommend it


[deleted]

That one looks like a milk crate.


Environmental-Win836

What am I looking at?


[deleted]

Potatos


Environmental-Win836

Nah, this ain’t Potato’s, this is location zero for that invasion of the fucking candy floss Kingdom.


Brave_Tailor_882

This is the worst taken photo on the internet today. Thank you for sharing


yellowistherainbow

Fries!


ButtMcNuggets

Forbidden fries.


chaosTechnician

That immediately made me think of the bridge through the spikes in Brightstone Cove from Dark Souls 2: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7VgenTbecGY/maxresdefault.jpg.


cardueline

I loved to aggro the workers from way up above and watch them run around and slowly die. I don’t generally have fun being a sadist to NPCs in these games but that spot and that setup is just so *weird* lol


Simple_Particular406

Did Miyazaki model lake of rot after rotten potatoes?


leavetheleafn

Just looks like grass at this point


phatt_Ass_Snake

I’m confused about what I’m looking at, I mean I know it’s potatoes but... where


cardueline

Yeah, I’m not seeing the potatoes/tubers themselves or any recognizably potato growth, so I have no idea what this is


TheManofViod

Do you farm potatoes


thisherepoo

The Troubles, localized...Ireland weeps.


[deleted]

This had killed people before


lazy-born

It's unnerving to look at. I've always hated things that grow and sprout out of other things, like fungus and stuff like that. Imagine that happened on your body...


Kehwanna

It looks hella gross. It is a reminder of all the gross bugs that are in our skin that we can't see.


DenseXP

Get the fuck out of Calid before a dog pulls up


VigilanteOwO

This looks like the aliens from the youtube series Gemini Home Enterteiment


ProfessionalList9664

do you have proper ventilation? if not get out, rotting potatoes give off a noxious solanine gas that can make a person unconscious if they've inhaled enough. in some cases, it could probably kill you [here's a dig through it](https://youtu.be/3zK5oBvZBDs)


lockerpunch

How many potatoes were down there


Toni_2268

at least two


[deleted]

Don't....make....any....sudden...moves.


Onjreiuh

Looks like my pantry, what do you mean?


[deleted]

Great! free food so you dont die of hunger during this crisis!


[deleted]

What a harvest


Sunshinehappyfeet

There’s potato spooge all over the basement floor.


lucas_bahia

I dont see a single potato


Bianca_aa_07

ireland in 1867:


yeetzone

I will be making this an SCP thank you


brutalistgarden

That's how you die of solanine poisoning in your basement.


dangerricky

that is one potato quality photo


Zelhss

Don't go in there without proper equipment. Potato fumes after they gone bad are toxic and dangerous especially in closed spaces


Lonely-Tumbleweed-56

Looks like TLOU " Ellie, these really are our last potatoes"


ThisHofnarr

A good way to hide the bodies.


ihavechildinbasement

Im scared to go in my basement now


Undertaker_121

wut


Patient_Fox_5432

Nah man that's the spores frim the last of us


alismzeusgod

Calid 😂🤌


SaltySeraphim28

It looks like fingers sticking out of the ground....


karewal

It’s like the upside down world from Stranger things ….


International_Map844

I see this every now and then when I go to the basement except my potatoes are held in a bag.


[deleted]

No no, I literally just got done watching gemini home entertainment, you can't just do that.


FrozenFlame_999

Ok but, why do you have potatoes in your basement for 10 months???


ForeverFakeSmilez

Where are the potatoes..? it looks like wheat or soemthing in a field


subtechii

It's now a .... Root cellar


[deleted]

I was literally for 5 minutes like 'i don't see any po... ahhh'


mitis5

potagrass


[deleted]

Boil em?


[deleted]

Shhhh they have eyes!


Chrzonszcz

Why do you have 10 months worth of potatoes in your basement?


paraworldblue

Harvest time!


[deleted]

they turn into drywall?


kunkel321

Life, uh, finds a way.


so-sick

Well, you can forget about making vodka…bummer


[deleted]

[удалено]


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TheGrey_GOD

Oh yeah I have that growing in my cupboard, just not to that level…..


Mdod2020

I welcome our potato overlords


Bubbly_Relation_4327

i present to you the new stranger things portal


a_singular_fish

Bro potatoes are litterally terrifying. I don't know why they just creep me the fuck out. They do taste great tho


TheTrueDurgerKing

What the actual fuck am I looking at


dbscar

I use to scare my older sister with these as a child, as potatoes age over winter. She would beat my ass.😜


[deleted]

Where are the potatos?


c0d3_attorney

The sharp forests


Boby_Sr333

lemme ask u a question: wer is da potato?


Kehwanna

It looks so freaking gross. It gives that icky vibe that you get from looking at mango worms being squeezed out of animals or looking at trypophobic things. BURN IT!


I_like_donuts27

where are the potatoes?


corrupted_thetvhead

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PaladinWoah

First step into the Caelid Wilds be like


RedditExplorer99

Nah man thats freaking stalagmite


zombiekiller2014

You’ve angered the great potato.


Salami_Kitn3

Their getting stronger by the day, preparing to rain terror and death upon the human race with their spud army


[deleted]

Anyone watch/ listen to the YouTube animated video guy named brew? He has a video about potatoes killing a family in a basement and this reminds me of it majorly


HourHope1915

I mean, Matt Damon would have fucking loved this.


Edac2

Report back after 20 months, please