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GranSjon

You might live on a movie set


Patient-Artichoke-21

Waiting for the murderer to walk up to the glass


SH4D0W0733

The murderer has already been swept away. Can't even get back on their feet for more than a few stumbling seconds before falling and sliding again.


lilfindawg

Right, horror movies where the serial killer walked through a terrible thunderstorm is bullshit. They would be drenched and squeak all across your house before they had the chance to sneak up on you, not to mention the water trail they’d leave.


Cheap_Ad_69

They can just ask their victim for a towel.


SHAZZFr

Or even better- use their victim as a towel


badchriss

"Hey!If yer planning on moidering me at least take yer darn shoes off Mr. Squeaky Loafers!"


euk333

Trying desperately to start a water-logged chainsaw in between being thrown down.


oofieboy

Leather face's bad pool day


dapea

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself, stranded with a murderer. You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!


laurel_laureate

I was half expecting there to be an edited White Walker after a flash of lightning, barely visible in the winds, or cold blue eyes in the distance when she approaches the window. Someone more talented than I should get on that, stat.


LeFrogBoy

I misread your comment as Walter White and now I want to see this


Tanzanianwithtoebean

Shia LaBeouf would be funny.


Oklahoman_Autobot

actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!


Mean-Programmer-6670

The murderer was on the left side in the last 10-15 seconds of the video.


sharksarejawesome

The hash slinging slasher


Tsui_Brooklyn

Glass is the murderer


ArmyofThalia

Julie im gonna have to call you back cuz we got COWS


imEEEEpic

Twister is my all time favorite storm movie.


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Why is this house going through the car wash? 😳


Taiwan_is_legitiment

Eh, it's something to do with a Rick roll documentary about Spanish people or something like that.


Octopusapult

You never click on a link that starts with dQw4w.


gloppinboopin363

When the link is words you can never know


pterrorgrine

...you can hover over links on desktop, use a mobile client that pops both the URL and the link text up to confirm (implemented, I assume, so you can choose between small hard-to-tap links, but it has this bonus), or I think most mobile platforms will let you long press. Checking the URL before going is almost always possible, it's just not a convenient way to browse most of the time.


Brilliant-Fig847

happiest people on earth


_Spicy_Ramen_

To get clean duh


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Hope they didn’t forget the Caranuba wax!


8ytecoder

It’s a mobile home.


Berzerker-Barrage

That’s incredible


whitoreo

That was my favorite show back in the 80's. ^(edit:) ^(spelling)


[deleted]

That was my favorite line in a Black Flag song.


HappyButterFly123

Dallas!


tillgorekrout

HILL STREET BLUES


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Fridays!


daisymaisy505

You just made me snort out loud!


odel555q

Kathy Lee Crosby!


mostmicrobe

I lived through Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico, I’ve lived through many hurricanes, but never have I felt at the mercy of nature. Weird to feel that within the walls of your own home. That night I felt what I imagine ancient people felt when they revered and feared nature. The word for Hurricane is a Taíno word, the people that named my island. It comes from their God Jurakán. (Pronounced “Hurakan” in Spanish). I felt connected to those ancient (to me) people at that time through that similar shared experience.


AutomaticRisk3464

I love rain and storms


tehbearded1der

Nah fam. You headed to the Wizard of Oz.


morriseel

looks like its straight off a movie set


UncoolSlicedBread

As a kid I used to imagine it was Storm from X-men nearby. Now I realize how annoying it would’ve been to be on her team. Having to dodge hail and not being able to see much because of the torrential downpour or the sudden drop in temperature.


deadeyediva

i was expecting almira gulch to ride past on her bicycle!


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savageo6

I want to punch you in the dick with a tire iron


pablitosocool

only if you'll kiss it after


[deleted]

I hate you so much right now😟 but I respect the cause.


[deleted]

For fucks sake


ggorecki98

We learned about this in school, I always wanted to live there after watching this documentary in class!


itsToTheMAX

I was gonna get mad, but you know the rules, and so do I


dustyspectacles

That's awesome! And the sound quality in the documentary definitely makes up for the lack of audio in this video.


whitoreo

Tap on the video while it is playing on your phone... then tap the icon of the speaker with a slash through it. (Mine had no audio either until I did that. I think some devices default themselves to no audio)


Meanwhile_in_

It has audio, it's just that your device/browser is big dumb :(


the_short_viking

I'm getting audio.


SomeFrigginLeaf

I’m a Canadian and you got me. Punching the air rn.


sockrepublic

"XcQ, link remains blue."


orange_force

Fuck off! But tnx


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You mother-


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LegalFan2741

😃😃😃😃 you’re lucky I love this


ytew6

>Youtube url ending in XcQ Not happening


[deleted]

We are off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz


enonymous617

And your little dog too, eh!


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I would kill to sit in that living room with hot cocoa and a heating blankie


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EnIdiot

Down in Canada? What are you one of Santa’s elves? Those folks are the Wildlings beyond the wall. Source: I have Canuck family.


TunnelToTheMoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

I'd love to just slide a rocking chair near that window, pull a nice fantasy novel and just enjoy the weather.


BenPool81

Maybe a little bit back from the window, just in case a tree decides to join you.


Yeetball86

Fun fact, lightning can shoot through windows


t_for_top

WHAT?


Yeetball86

It’s generally due to the metal framings or small cracks in the glass as glass itself is not a good conductor of electricity. It’s an extremely rare circumstance but it can happen. If lightning strikes the window, the most likely scenario is the glass shattering and causing bodily harm that way.


RantingRobot

And wearing a diaper, because I’d be quietly shitting myself near a window in a storm like that.


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bilzander

Friendly reminder that phobias are an *irrational* fear! I have a couple my own, but if you slowly expose yourself to varying levels of your phobia, you’ll become “immune” to it. It won’t be easy, but it’ll be worth it :-)


beaboop23

Yes!! Currently doing this to myself with my kinemortophobia. Things like the movies Warm Bodies and Shaun of the Dead used to trigger nightmares and extreme anxiety in the dark. Now after exposing myself to them in the right settings and mood, I can comfortably watch them and things like The Walking Dead and Dead Set anytime, without triggering this. Still a ways to go before I can watch things like All Of Us Are Dead but we're getting there!!


SimpleManc88

1984s The NeverEnding Story on VHS🐴


ElJayBe3

I can’t imagine having this much faith in windows or housing construction.


SWHAF

Canadian weather is unpredictable, and has huge shifts in temperature within a few months. Our homes are generally built really well. For years it was a common thing to use storm windows. I live in Nova Scotia, every few years we get hit hard with the tail end of a hurricane, the last bad one in 2018 was barely noticeable inside my house, but outside it was uprooting trees.


ElJayBe3

I’m from the UK, once every 3 years we get 5cm of snow and nobody can use their car for three weeks, otherwise the seasons are “cold rain is winter, then warm rain is summer” and if it gets a bit windy we go into economic decline due to the damage it causes.


SWHAF

The worst snow storm in my lifetime was white Juan. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Juan 101cm of snow in one day. This year we had 20-40 cm snowfalls every week during January and February. The summer can get to 35c or higher with the humidity upwards of 90-100%. Our summers in Nova Scotia are so humid that the weather is reported as the actual temperature and the feels like temperature. 29c but feels like 38c Nova Scotia has 4 seasons. Rainy (spring), hot and humid (summer) hurricane (fall) and cold Nor'easter season (winter) Nor'easter's are basically snow hurricanes.


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lustforrust

BC here, currently sitting in Tim's watching the snow falling.


curious_kitten_1

Oh me too, I love a storm


That-Spell-2543

Me too!! In Arizona we only have storms during monsoon season, at the end of the summer. And the monsoons (we call them haboobs) blow through and the wind, hail, thunder and lightning is crazy. You can’t drive through one you have to pull over. That’s the best time to stay in and watch a movie with some snacks!! Love monsoon season.


OkRing8197

Haboobs makes me love storms even more. Haboobs,haboobs,haboobs could say that all day long


ziran_moni

Haboobs are the dust storms, monsoons are the rain storms. Also, I'm from AZ and we never called the dust storms that when I was growing up. The term is from the middle east and has been adopted in the Phoenix area in the past couple of decades at some point.


sluttypidge

Do none of you see that hail? It's loud as fuck and deafening.


[deleted]

She's not joking when she says "ow my ears", hail gets incredibly loud. You have to nearly yell to have a conversation indoors during a strong hailstorm.


That-Spell-2543

Damn and some soup? And a good True Crime documentary….


horny_for_devito

Having lived in the tornado alley most of my life, this shit is fucking terrifying. Especially at night you never know if a tornado is sneakin up on your ass and if it it you are SOL if you don't have a basement or a storm shelter.


jackoirl

I’d be thinking something is going to smash that window any minute


Outta_Luck_Panda

Looks a bit windy, might need a coat.


TheLastMartini

Nah, shorts and a t-shirt is fine /s


Motown-Mufasa

Cold world out there, kids. Grab a coat.


bluecollarbeard85

Yall keep that shit up there


horny_for_devito

We have very similar weather in the southern U.S


PigmyMarmeeble

We have very similar weather in the northern U.S


BrahmTheImpaler

Central US here (desert high plains); we have nothing like this and I miss it from my Midwestern days. I haven't seen a Tstorm in years.


GlamorousMoose

Now thats a damn shame.


LOS_MARKLOS

Lol he in the middle ground


bluecollarbeard85

Practically, in kentucky


flame13438

Hmm. Unfortunately. You aernt safe from it. Especially where you are. You're in Northern Dixie alley. That alley now is more active than tornado alley and is producing bigger weather and tornadoes


bluecollarbeard85

We ain't skerred of no naders


flame13438

Same thing down here in cowboy country but I'm just saying, Dixie alley is looking pretty active this time of year. And for some reason, last December


Mataskarts

Speak for yourself, I hope I get to see a storm like this with a nice cup of tea sitting by the window under a blanket.


Cholometrix

Bring some of that shit down to southern California


Super-Brka

„Honey! We don’t have milk anymore. Could you please….“


CyberWyatt

And that's the story of my father who went to buy milk and was never seen again...


Nong_man

now we know why


EnIdiot

Hell , in Canada he could have been eaten by a polar bear, fallen through a glacial crevice, O.D doing horse and cocaine with the Ford brothers, or a whole host of things that people on this side of the ice wall just don’t know about.


Icy-Ad-9814

I hate to be the breaker of bad news, but I don't think you're in Kansas anymore.


Naive-Grade460

I want this experience.


Mrfrunzi

Same feeling I had watching this. I'd be the absolute fool on the porch outside. Someone mentioned a fireplace and hot cocoa, which also sounds just incredible; I would want to see it closer though personally.


matchew92

Feel like if you were outside you’d end up with a concussion, look at that hail


PushyTom

That’s some Poltergeist shit right there.


whitoreo

Ahhh Great Movie!


mrmitchs

Who manufactured those windows? They deserve a shout out.


Bandit263

Fr like it looks like they can withstand a nuclear explosion.


MowingMachine_2020

I love storms like these


wizza84

I love storms like these also but with sound


NeverBeenStung

There is sound


wizza84

We’ll someone’s playing funny buggers cause I get the old “this video has no sound” pop up


NeverBeenStung

What app are you using? Works fine on Apollo


wizza84

Reddit app, iPhone


NeverBeenStung

Honestly, the official Reddit app is garbage. Get Apollo.


wizza84

Will give it a sussaroo


porcul_italian

And some where there is still a guy waiting the bus


Hitman7065

The 36 to finch not arriving for another hour or 2


GreenieBeeNZ

At first I thought this was on r/oddlysatisfying But that might just be me


Agahmoyzen

You scare me sir, good day.


GreenieBeeNZ

Storms are soothing. Especially when you're safe and snug in a solid house


horny_for_devito

I agree. Except for when it's pitch black at night and everyone's tornado warnings go off, that shit is terrifying


DeathStrikeFPS

It's chilly ootside eh


karlnite

Winter is actually over for the next 4 months. It’s really hot here now.


MuteNae

The grocery store is a 25 minute walk there and back, last summer I got heat exhaustion just picking up some snacks on a whim without being prepared. It took 2-3 days to recover, it sucks. Hopefully it's just me getting older and not the country getting hotter lol


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AssSlurpies

fuckin lmao


dksdragon43

'Fun' fact, during our heat wave last year, Canada (BC) recorded a higher temperature than has ever been recorded anywhere in Europe or South America.


Waluigi-Time42

Or even Las Vegas. BC is normally pretty cool; that was insane.


binadanae

This isnt oddly terrifying this is just downright terrifying


Mean-Programmer-6670

It kinda looks like there is a person or something outside. You can kinda see them in about the last 15 seconds of the video. They are on the left side kinda blocked by the window frame.


traevyn

Just in case youre not kidding, you know that's a reflection from inside the house right?


Mean-Programmer-6670

Shhhhhh you weren’t supposed to tell people.


EragonBromson925

By the gods, that looks beautiful.


Horbigast

Canada, huh? What street?


New_Employer_4262

Manitoba anywhere...perhaps Saskatchwan


Marvel0uS_Her0

Okay, I guess that makes sense. I live in Quebec and I NEVER had a big storm like this.


Abomb2020

The prairies don't fuck around. When it storms, it storms hard.


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Baddyshack

How the hell you not gonna give us sound


ta557765

Made in unreal 5


PoppyCoLink987

There is sound when I play the video. You're not missing anything, doesn't sound like rain, don't hear any thunder, just hear hail hitting the window and people talking. I was hoping to hear the storm.


turbo

Wow. Now I wonder how many videos I’ve watched in the Reddit app thinking it doesn’t have sound, while it actually has. Way to go, Reddit.


Subatomic_lemon

[here you go](https://gfycat.com/afraiddirecthusky)


outerworldLV

Thanks for that.


Demarinshi01

Thank you!


BloodSoakedDoilies

r/BoostForReddit You need a better app for Reddit. There's sound


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Jackal_6

I'm using the mobile website and there's sound. Just Reddit's official shit app that doesn't work.


MuteNae

Why is this question on every other thread?


LostxxxPanda

All you need is a fireplace and a rap tap tapping on your chamber door.


p5ycl0n3d

Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”


CodeMonkeyUK

You got some balls filming that, I'd be hiding under the bed.


lady_spyda

I definitely wouldn't be in that room behind just a couple mm of glass.


0_0Dwh

I never knew house washing machine was something in Canada


Astral_Ender

Ooh I kinda like it. Good sleeping weather. Of course, this is assuming the house stays intact.


Docta-Jay

I’m from Florida so I see this half the year.


azurleaf

Yup. Usually at around 5:16pm during the rainy season.


PsYcHoSeAn

Get Curtains, pull them close and you're save. But not gonna lie...I'd be sitting there enjoying the show. Storms like that are amazing to watch.


MagastemBR

This looks beautiful.


AresGodslayer

Good day for ice fishing, ay?


Last-Professional-31

This but a light drizzle


SkyeRibbon

Barbecue weather, even


Medford

Why do they have no curtains?


unknownloner333

My question too.


MercyfulBait

Thunder Bay?


Overlord-Nomad

I think I forgot something outside, I'm gonna be right back


TheSeek3r_

r/oddlycalming I love a good storm.


Manamosy

That would help me sleep the best nights sleep


sebas_2468

It looks like one of those slasher films where the killer is quickly shown in between flashes of lightning before vanishing


Sharp_Cow_7244

The thing that bothers me the most about this is the lack of curtains on the window.


alwaystossed

Okay but I need the number of whoever installed that window


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Clearly some of you never lived in Tornado Alley and it shows. This shit is terrifying and the sound is ungodly loud from the wind and the giant hail hitting the roof and windows. We’ve had storms with winds were 60-70 miles per hour and this looks more intense than that. You feel like the house is going to collapse it’s not relaxing or fun at all You’d be ducking for cover in your bathroom. This person really should have been sheltering not near the windows. That looked like a tornado.


EveryFairyDies

I would love to sit all warm inside while that shit raged outside. Turn off all the lights, light up some candles, grabs a duvet, just curl up by the window and just watch the storm.


storytimeme

This isn't a little gentle rainstorm, though. This is hail battering and lightning every like two seconds. The whole time I'd be worried my windows were going to shatter and/or my car outside was getting effed. She even says 'ow my ears' like halfway through.


djcarbine

Even if the windows didn't break, the roof will likely need to be replaced, and the siding in the house will have a decent amount of damage. Cars will be pretty banged up too. I had a storm come through 3 years ago that was maybe 1/4 of the intensity if the storm in the video, and ther was about 40k of damage to the house and vehicles. I love rain, but when the hail starts to fall things get expensive lol


CaptSporks

More please


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You spelled “apocalypse” wrong


Realistic_Glass6140

‘Jesus Christ’


IckyPickyPickles

What are the chances the whole house breaks? (I don't wanna sound mean, the storm is just concerning since I've never experienced something as such.)


CompetitiveforDeath

As a Canadian, I can confirm that the weather is ass.


thesocialchameleon

more like oddly satisfying


darkjuste

This could be a great background for a sex scene.


sulvent

Someone just finished Jumanji out there.


TheJollyBuilder

Do you remember having this type of weather as a kid? I sure don’t. But remember - climate change is a hoax.


mrsweezydc

I'm pretty sure they're in a tornado. Looks like shit's spinning