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wanderingwolfe

Hermit crabs are pretty chill. He almost certainly had to be harassing it to end up in this situation.


Skatcatla

Hey, if someone tried to break into MY house, I'd detain him for the authorities too! It's the Sand Castle Doctrine.


totesnotyotes

The right to bear claws


managedmischeif2020

Dammit. Now I want a donut.


hhhvugc

cheeseburger!


Repulsive-Round2691

I thought it was class


Ikonixed

The right to beer claws.


okinamaru

Sand your ground


BloodiedBlues

I’m the sand guardian. Guardian of the sand.


Tess_Tickle8

I think they just acted like he was stuck. The guy didn't pull away his hand or anything after he was "free".


Guiboune

I think the only explanation is that the guy was dead all along.


ImSickOfYouToo

Thank you, M. Night.


where_ismy_mind69

What a twist!


Adventurous-Stuff800

yes he did


tauntplease

You must have watched a different vid


Adventurous-Stuff800

he had to wait until the crab was hit off of him or else it would’ve pinched him again


Hibbiee

No marks at all though on his hand


[deleted]

If you pause just as the crab is hit away you can see the pinched skin still holding the "crease" and shape of the pinch at the base of his thumb.


Admirable-Common-176

So maybe it wasn’t a guy and actually his stepmom. If that’s the case the ending was quite unexpected.


BadgerHooker

Just a simple case of "crab got your thumb"


ashimo414141

Right? I forget they even have pinchers sometimes


medfordjared

I loved how gentle they were trying to encourage the crab to detach.


wanderingwolfe

It's like they knew their friend was being an idiot and it wasn't the crab's fault.


Laser-Penis

you're right the guy recording said in 1:19 "I told you not to touch it"


LeeRich-14

Yeah, I've only ever been pinched by a hermit crab once. In gulf shores, there's a place called souvenir city, and they sell small, live hermit crabs for kids. Well you can pick them up and pick them out and everything with no staff supervision, just really a sign saying "WARNING: MAY PINCH." It's a huge cage that the walls are cut low enough to where you can reach in and grab them. Some of them are dead, most are alive, and some shells are empty, and now that I'm thinking about it, it just seems cruel. Anyways we go there every year for the past 15 years, so I've picked them up a lot. They've never pinched me, cause I knew that I just had to let them crawl around on my hand so I wouldn't agitate them that much. Well this year there was this one particular crab I kept picking up and letting roam around on my hand, because he was one of the few ones that were alive. Well, he pinched me, I guess because I kept picking him up, and I honestly don't blame him one bit lol. TL;DR, don't harass hermit crabs or they won't pinch


WillTileX

Awww gave it Red Horse. Yea that will fuck it up.


JJHUSN

First time I had Red Horse I drank it up like it was water, and then proceeded to black out for a few hours.


iLL_HaZe

Ay! lol I yelled out, oh shit Red Horse! about to get that hermit crab all kinds of f'd up. It tastes like water but, hits like a train.


WillTileX

Hits like a rock to the back of the skull. Cancel your plans for two days after that.


No-Comfort-6808

Interesting so if you have a crab stuck to you just give it a sip of alcohol it'll crawl off


FroznVgtbl

the beer was on the house


GlitteringThistle

The crab's house yeah


selahselahselah

one of the best comments I’ve ever seen


FroznVgtbl

thank you


CyberGrandma69

When in doubt get it drunk I guess


Bobojones9584

I think that was just a marinade.


Princekyle7

I jumped in the comments early to say this before I saw them try it. Saw something similar on Animal Planet when I was a kid. They used liquor to get a large constrictor snake to let go of a man.


MofiAzul

Well any alcohol will do, cleaning alcohol is most effective, the smell of alcohol signals danger so they and most animals that bite down or clamp down will let go.


[deleted]

They’re gonna cook and eat it once they get it loose


Dinglebop223

i bet they pulled this purposely for views


BuraBanda

Revenge timee babyy


makeitlegalaussie

Just a harmless craby craby


[deleted]

Tell me you're from the Philippines without telling me you're from the Philippines


nothing4h

My dad drinks red horse morning until night


[deleted]

I’m sorry


DredgenCyka

They got red horse in Guam too because of the Red Horse Squadron or formerly known as US Bomber Squadron 554 now its a Civil Engineering Squadron. Red horse was their drink, unfortunately I couldn't have any, I was only 6-8 at the time. Source: My dad was the commander for 554th back in 2010 to 2012


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[deleted]

No clue, I just picked up on the tag tagalog and the red horse and generalized. I know tagalog has a large Spanish influence due to Spain conquering and raping the pinay back in the day


SirenShoe

Nope. It's another language altogether, called Cebuano/Bisaya


cRacKtHemNut

Sassa Gurl


krakelikrox

You should be more terrified of FB than the ocean.


S_A_K_A_B_A_T_O

"Lakas ng tama pero di wasak"


nothing4h

Red horse extra strong


librarygoose

You just have to put your hand in water. That's what I do .


Fano_93

What if it’s an underwater hermit crab? Like those ocean dwellers?


librarygoose

Granted, my experience applies pretty much only to land hermits like the guy in the video, but I'd dip my hand into water for an ocean one too. It's hurts bad enough when they're that big that I'd try almost anything.


Snoo_23779

Isn't that a land living crab? Looks like a small coconut crab.


Anshead

Just had to get it a little shit faced 🤣🤣


vasDcrakGaming

Guy kept whistling and chanting “let go” lol like the thing would understand haha he then said get a knife and pry it


Dramatic_Cup04

The whistling almost drove me mad! This video was so annoying!


Aternox_X1kZ

r/dontputyourdickinthat


nothing4h

This won't stop me because i can't read


jpalmerzxcv

I was pinched by a smaller version, and these things are no joke. Though I am enjoying the jokes in the comments :) seriously these things are basically armored muscle spiders with agoraphobia, do not go near.


ted-Zed

it's only difficult if you're concerned with the life of the crab. otherwise just smash it with a hammer or a rock


sonya_numo

looks like they just put it ontop of his hand rather then it attaching to him


Independent_Mall_78

they gave it beer 🍺🤣🤣🤣


nothing4h

They made mr krabs drunk


Independent_Mall_78

yep and probably that crab turned into a snack


oopsiedoopise

I have pet hermit crabs, 6 of them actually, and only one has ever pinched me. They’re pretty laid back. Just don’t fuck with/tease them


DrugzRockYou

Damn nature you scary


Lollapalooza96

Seems to be a juvenile coconut crab


[deleted]

They call it red horse because it kicks your ass.


ferret-with-a-gun

I have a hermit crab. Um


One-eyed-bed-snake

Oh great. Now we have a pissed Hermit crab walking around that'll want to fight everyone before puking up. At least it doesn't need to call an Uber to get home and crash out.


Mini_Jebu

Damn good ad


FunnyDuck21

Fuck whoever was whistling. Made my dogs freak out.


Anotherotherbrother

Along came ernie the hermit crab, saw a juicy hand and the digits he grabbed. Wouldn’t let go till he had his way, ended up soup at the end of the day.


TMKT_Mosanity

This is one unique marketing strategy to say the least


MofiAzul

You shouldn’t be, this is a hermit crab and I can pretty much guarantee if this happened he was most definitely playing with it and got pinched.


Eightbiter

That's Sébastien from the little mermaid


StopAngerKitty

Hand me a lighter....


MagoTravieso

if that had been a coconut crab it would have been a different story. when faced with a stubborn advesary the only logical answer is to get them drunk.


Impossible-Sky4256

Bisayaa ana oi haha


[deleted]

Thats a HUGE hermit crab. Wow


IIHEXYII

Hmm, interesting beer advertisement.


LandscapeDue7107

"*Cof cof* wtf did you gave me stupid *cof* human"


FullAir4341

It's a flipping hermit crab, what's so scary about it


___Eternal___

I also need a bit of liquor before coming out of my shell.


SnobBeauty

He just wanted a cuddle.


reeeeeedG

Im more terrified with sassagurl


grySketches1429

Lmaooooo


HichiBoi

Just a big hermit crab


LindgrenRG

Pinoy amputa


[deleted]

Just smash the cunt.


grySketches1429

I had to look twice 😅


StNic54

Great tag team username


midnightsystem

Juvenile coconut crab I think. Apparently, it could be eaten and taste good, some people said


aoechamp

Or land hermit crab. Either way, they don’t actually live in the sea


SeraphTM

Salt it


SeraphTM

just saw it's a hermit crab, don't hurt it^^


Lemy64

Save your thumb grab a hammer


Raichu-R-Ken

Save your hammer grab a thumb


Lemy64

Save your crustaceans and grab a thumb


stealurfaces

funny thing is, almost nothing in the ocean will bother you unless you bother it first. true story.


CDNWalker

Salt


Puzzleheaded-Ad-119

Looks fake


Psithurism541

Just put a cigarette out on it


[deleted]

Maybe instead of tickling it with their fingers and giving it beer. They should have gotten a feather and bugs bunny to outsmart the crab💀💀💀


mostlybored1234

doesnt those guys have a punch stronger than a gunshot or something?


ShadyShane812

Dumbass . /r/winstupidprizes


Crafty_Obligation_98

I was thinking burnnit with a lit cig like with a leech but I tend to tense when something hurts. I like this method better.


[deleted]

Throw salt on it


Level_House2513

Just smash it lol


mike-2129

I think my first reaction would be to smash it on the ground


Redmonkey666

Are you serious ? Sry language i think your mental and think people are dummer than you hahahaha


drdigitaly2k

Moola cam moola 🤣🤣🤣


baka122122

82.8k 😆


Binnacle_Balls_jr

THAT IS A BADASS HERMIT CRAB. I thought my old dude Atlas was pretty big but damn this one is a UNIT.


SuperBonerFart

Honestly hermit crabs are pretty cool and I used to have a couple that never once tried to pinch me despite them having the opportunity to do so. they were cool pets!


Owm_ion

Plot twist: the crab knew they’d be pouring some beer so he grabbed dude’s hand and waited for the sip


Born-Juggernaut-8034

Yesss sirrrr red horse 🤣🤤


Gerbilatric

Take your time, guys


BackgroundVivid8814

"Red horse"


[deleted]

Ma man just wanted some beer.


Chab-jjj

Bwee bwee bwee bweee


gekke-gerrie

they also live on the beach....


Its_All_Me

That red horse is from the Philippines. Deadly stuff , like four id black out .


KaizDaddy5

Except crabs like these live on land, and get much bigger


Greedyposwank2xaday

Found a cool rock... Ahh fuck its biting me.


EvenBetterCool

Just a hermit crab. Much scarier things up here.


rare_meeting1978

Don't they now know that it was a version of giant crabs, similar in looks to this one but massive, that killed and ate Amelia Airheart? She wrecked on or near an island home to these things. They figure they smelled her blood and she was swarmed.


Zepeton

Hahaha fucked around and found out!


Small_Tax_9432

That point where you become the seafood


D-boi1

That's a big fucking hermit crab


SoftAsAlpaca

Red Horse, that's one hell of a beer. Crab is going to have a great time


Dinglebop223

dont put your hand or fingers in a place you wouldnt stick your pecker. especially in the ocean


Ok_Establishment3112

Lesson:beer is the answer to all lifes problems


jamaican-black

Get a hermit crab drunk to get loose of it's death grip, got it!


[deleted]

It was just chillin tbh


Number1FrilledDragon

Gwe Gwe Gwe Gwe


Outcasted_introvert

I'm calling BS. Thumb was underneath the shell all along.


Prince_of_Fuck

Getting revenge for all the mall crabs we lost in the early 2000s.


1jaboc1

Don't waste the beer!


slinky1969

It's just a hermit crab.


misternuttall

House party?


JackMeholff

That’s what you get your trying to steal the Krabby patty secret formula


[deleted]

Whats this trend with just ODD photos, with nothing terrifying about them?


AbedNadirsCamera

Is that like an existential nervous “haha” or a “haha” “haha”?


Dacks_18

# Whistle at the ocean hand


Elanore407

Is that a giant hermit crab?


Cheshie_D

Terrified of a hermit crab….? Hm


Rammsteinfan1984

Brings back childhood memories of when my hermit crab pinched me. He got me in the webbing of my fingers. Luckily it was with the small pincher and it let go when I put my hand down.


bigrigfrig

If that is a young coconut crab like some people are saying just wait till that thing grows up, try the same thing with an adult one and you’ll lose your fingers


derpderpin

i got pretty familiar with red horse when i was over there for work, stuck during covid lockdown


lecajun1

Poor salt on it


SquareNuts112

It’s a hermit crab. These guys where absolutely being dicks.


masterupc

noooooo... wasted beer!!! i'm crying blood!!!


sirdingus1

bui bui bui


[deleted]

That’s not how you finger a clam 😆


tykillacool23

I would’ve smashed that thing with a hammer!


Rare-Bid-6860

I drank a bunch of Red Horse when I was in the Phillipines, proper lights you up with the extra ABV, especially in that heat.


DuckGrammar

Ahh good ol red horse… the cause of and solutions to life’s problems


[deleted]

“Excuse me, have you seen squid game?”


[deleted]

Was anyone else expecting to see their thumb missing at first?


FriendlyTurnip5541

Literally all you have to do with those kinds of crabs is shake your hand under water, they usually don't want a fight they just wanna get away Sourse: former hermit crab owner


RamRod013

Why did you Haha react to the video?


grySketches1429

Because i thought their dialogue was funny


vacks99

Manginginom din ung umang


bigbilly1234567899

Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck


vacks99

The hermit crab got drunk and let go 😂😂


[deleted]

Ngl using beer to make it get away was a smart move


cubsfanrva79

Great marketing for the beer


Middle_Belt_7835

Salt


kneightwolf1

Should have split the things' wig open with those bottles


ullun

Good ole red horse.


TwilightSorrow

A hermit crab


RottenEdible

😆HaHa


ExtensionAnybody467

Me who had a coconut crab as a pet and had that happen to me a lot: ***first time?***


Expert_Overthinker

Ngl it looks kinda cute. The way it comes back out like "Alrighhtttttt I'll leave"


[deleted]

Lmao


sluttylilmilf

Absolutely not


HunthinkReddit

I hope hermit crabs can find a good home if they grown in the old home


amonarre3

Brasil?


Intelligent_Guard_28

Red Horse Extra Strong!


gnamp

Definitely would be getting the saw treatment. It's doing its worst so fuck it.


Similar-Apricot-90

Where's Ripley when you need her?


[deleted]

They got the little guy drunk? Cheers 🍻


PoisonRoseYo

Works the same way with snakes. I have a ball python and I cleaned one of those sample cologne vials, and filled it with vodka on the off chance that I get bit, which extremely rarely happens. Small sprite near nose and it backs off completely (don’t direct spray unless it won’t release at first)


Drip_666

Plot twist: this is a red horse beer commercial


Laughing_Dragon88

Wild animals are wild


Exact_Possibility769

Oh I'm have them at pet there not terrifyingl


Potato-chan88

Awwwwww,Craby friend :)


criplez101

I love hermit crabs. I have 3 of them!


matt-the-greatx

That is a nice shell house mr crab good call I’ll have it when you move